A young man with tired, bloodshot eyes, in front of his PC he barely blinked.
Scrolling, clicking and typing while looking at the screen obsessively. What caught his attention to this degree?
Hyodou Issei, ever since he was a child, liked boobs, The Oppai, women's chest, he loved it.
It started with Oppai, perhaps he liked them big and liked them as any average man would. But Issei's type started to become diverse, big, small, he liked all Oppai.
In the end, his pure conviction, his obsession focused on the beings who possessed the boobs: Women.
Issei liked all types of women, eventually learning to appreciate all types of women unless they are unhealthy in some way. (Read: Fat, Ugly)
In the end, whether it was the woman or the boobs…Issei could not choose.
One day, it ended with him deciding to become The Harem King.
Ability to grasp both quality and quantity in breasts, ass, women—ALL OF THEM! This was the essence of The True Harem King! Perhaps Issei couldn't choose because he was inexperienced or indecisive…but in the end none of that mattered.
At the age of ten, Issei decided to become one no matter what. He would become the harem king.
That's why Issei, who gave all of his focus to the screen of his computer, did not simply watch porn or look at sweet boobs, no.
He was searching for the truth.
"Oh…So that's how this king handled it, way too bloody, no harmony at all."
"Wait, so she was happy? Money is important huh?"
He observed and learned about people who had harems throughout history.
And time passed.
At the age of thirteen however—he realized the truth when he was, once again, in front of his computer.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ILLEGAL?! JAPAN WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!" He smashed his head, fists and a lot of other things on the keyboard.
First he could not register the information, because the site he was on used funny words like "Polygamy" which Issei had to learn what it was to understand…but what he found shocked him.
Why would having multiple wives be illegal?
Issei wasn't stupid, he knew multiple wives would be a rare thing, after all, he didn't meet anyone who was on that level.
However he thought that perhaps women were picky and expected a lot from a harem leader! Or perhaps the government had strict guidelines for harem kings to pass!
None of that was true, the world was more cruel than he imagined.
His mood being absolutely destroyed, Issei decided to cheer himself up by reading harem owners in the past.
"One of the Ottoman Emperors…Oh, that one isn't that much in the past…WAIT, Caliphate? I see…so this is like a religious leader for Muslims or something huh…well, it is no brainer he has a harem. But who is the Caliphate now?" Issei questioned this so he just randomly searched for a Muslim forum, clicked one of them and joined the discussion.
One Of The Harem Kings, this Caliphate…so who is the current one? Issei made a post with this title, which was soon answered by someone, but he was simply pinging someone else, almost as if confused.
The guy he pinged, answered the post after few minutes
I have no idea what Harem King means so I'll ignore it. The Caliphate is abolished by The Turks of that time.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SO NOBODY CAN HAVE HAREM IN CURRENT AGE!?
….Uh, why not?
With that confusion shown by the member, Issei eventually learns that you do not need to be a ruler of sorts to have a harem.
With that fact and a few days of pondering—Issei accepts Islam.
"It seems his parents didn't force him…the people on the internet didn't seem serious either, so it's just this kid's doing. But yeah…imagine being so crazy that 4channers think you were only joking." "
"Wait….so it's really just some brat sending letters and trying to start a movement so he can have a harem by mentioning it online?"
"...To be specific, he was trying to legalize it for every male."
The man looks at his underling who reported the situation to him, judgingly, since his 'additional comment' didn't change the ridiculousness of the situation.
"We will just send a crushing rejection and then act like this never happened…how fucking stupid this is? Do we really have to add this to the record?"
And when Issei got the news—
"THOSE OLD MEN?! DID THEY NOT TOUCH ON ANY BOOBS DESPITE BEING SO OLD? HOW CAN THEY REJECT THIS GREAT PROPOSAL!?"
And so thirteen year old Issei's journey to legalize harems in Japan becomes short lived.
It was the conclusion of effort that could only be described as fucking insane.
Insane studying, it got him into the Kuoh Academy…where he not only enjoyed the sight of beautiful Oppai but also opened The Islam Club, he only had two members but he wanted to share his knowledge anyways.
The Student Council did not like that and removed the club.
Nonetheless, Issei was still at the school and could watch all those bodies carried by women.
Insane effort on his part-time job at the same time, but he was finally here.
Passing the security that didn't need much information, Issei walked down the stairs imbued with gold.
After achieving success at getting into Kuoh, this was his second achievement, coming here.
He was dressed in a full white robe that could be seen regularly in this place, Saudi Arabia.
He wore the same outfits at the first day of the school as well—
"KYAAAAAHH!? HE IS GOING TO BLOW UP THIS PLACE!"
However, the student council later changed the rules about uniforms being optional, all to suppress him.
Covering his ankles and sleeves, yet lose because he bought it cheap from China, he wore this thawb with pride regardless.
He also bought a Taqiyah from the same site, the muslim white hat.
All of this was the ultimate conclusion reached by Issei Hyodou, 16 year old Oppai Muslim.
Plane Ticket. Taqiyah. Thawb. It was the fruits of his effort.
But that was all, the fruits of his efforts did not include having money for extra food/water to consume or a taxi driver.
Issei gathered some attention for himself. His head was mostly shaved, his jawline was…the result of the most disciplined mewing anyone has ever done. Unlike the hair on top of his head, he allowed his beard to flourish.
If you were to show his jawline to anyone in the mewing community they would not believe it.
His parents also questioned how Issei can have a beard, not having his explanation about tutorials. Since he simply didn't have the genes.
But he was above such limitations, he had to be the harem king.
So Issei kept walking in the desert, dehydrated, in pain, tired ...but kept a goofy smile nonetheless…because of boobs but also Quran which he opened every now and then to boost his determination, reading the verse that allowed harem.
And now he was right before Kabba. At sixteen years old, he finally reached this place.
Overwhelmed so much—Issei finally stops mewing since weeks as he opens his jaw uncontrollably
No…he stopped mewing because his body gave out from all the struggles Issei put it through.
As he lost consciousness and hit his head on the ground, his rebirth began.
Visions in which a perfect white skinned woman with ultimate breasts, giving him purpose with her beautiful voice.
Seeing a man being banished, denied of Oppai.
Yet despite the exile, those perfect Oppai stood above all else.
In one cold, suffering filled night. Allah bestowed him with a Crimson Gauntlet, with the power of the red he built an army and conquered the east.
Living in many ways he wished, however he would still dream of that pair of ultimate Oppai.
His last death wish was to see those boobs again!
"..." After all those visions Issei finds himself in an empty space filled with fire, oozing with an aura of domination.
In front of him stood the man he had witnessed in his visions—no, memories.
"I have lived a life, regardless of how much suffering it had, and the lack of beautiful women because of the struggles of that time." Man said with grief, Issei simply listened as he came close.
"I have wished for Oppai, there is no doubt…But Issei, you? You can do so much more. You will have the power of Red, yes, but…there is something about the faith inside you, I think you can break the limits and grasp the oppai…EVEN IF THE FATE DOESN'T BRING THEM TO YOU! Find the Oppai! I can see it in your face…you must've seen them through our connection."
"...True…True…but you misunderstand." Issei said with a blank face…
"...What?"
"Those oppai, I'll admit, I never saw anything like that…However you are wrong." Issei states.
"..."
"I will find them no matter what, that is simply a fact…BUT MY GOAL IS NOT LIMITED LIKE THAT…TRUE GOAL I PUT MY EFFORTS IN CANNOT BE SINGLE PAIR OF OPPAI EVEN IF THEY ARE THE BEST!
I shall always strive to be the HAREM KING! I STARTED THIS JOURNEY BECAUSE NO SINGLE PAIR WAS ENOUGH!" Issei shouted his heart out.
Man was speechless…but soon a warm smile appeared on his face as he was right in front of Issei.
"Ah…Now I can rest peacefully…you are at the beginning of your story yet you are already far ahead of everyone." Man said, admitting Issei's position
"..." Issei stood silent.
"Issei, if it's you, you shall claim heavenly peaks for sure. There is no doubt."
And in that moment, Issei tried to grasp something from that man—when his hand reached him he faded. The world of domination faded right after.
Issei's eyes opened instantly.
The moment they opened, he cried toward the heavens "OPPAAAAAAAAAI!"
Issei would, no matter what, bring down this dark age where harems are held back.
No matter what—he will become the harem king!
As Issei raised his hand covered by Crimson Gauntlet with gold Arabic letters inscribed he swore.
Just like a certain man with a black hair and blond locks nodded, many males from everywhere on Earth subconsciously nodded.
Their agreement and the same dream they shared powered Issei.
So he said—
"I am Muhammed. I am the prophet. I am Issei Hyodou!"
As he said that—the Heaven paid respect.
May The Breasts Be Upon Him.
Michael, The Leader Of Heaven, shocked as an unknown part of Heaven's system came to life, all thanks to the collective belief in harem, led by none other than Issei...
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