DISCLAMER: I do not own Harry Potter or any of its characters, all rights are reserved by the designated copyright holders.

My attempt at writing a Harry Potter story with a bit of comedy. I have a very weird style of comedy and just wanted to make something to see if people out there would enjoy it. I'm not the greatest at writing and my story mainly is built around the time at Hogwarts but every year is gonna have a movie plot adapted into the story (not crossing over just like parodying stuff). Things are subjective to change if the story needs it but should remain the same. Also some stuff may seem setup or out of nowhere but trust me, everything will be explained at some point (promised).

No main character relationships until end of 3rd year/ beginning of fourth, but side characters and all that jazz will be pointed out.