What Fairy Girls Want
by Ulquiorra9000
Chapter 4: naked games (play to win!)
"Someone new? I haven't gone yet," Max offered, raising his free hand, his red plastic cup held tight in the other. "Me next!"
Cana nodded sagely. "Proceed, dear Max."
Grinning widely, Max swiped a card and declared, "Check it out! The ace of diamonds!"
The experienced King's Cup players erupted in cheers, while the new players went pale.
"Am I about to die?" Evergreen asked in a trembling voice.
Elfman clapped a reassuring hand to her shoulder. "It's all right. We'll take it easy on you."
"I sure won't!" Loke hooted, and Evergreen shot him a look that could turn a man to stone.
"Ace is waterfall, the biggest play in King's Cup!" Cana exclaimed. She hiccuped. "Everyone starts drinking! Then Max can stop at any time, and that's the signal for the player to his left to stop anytime they choose. And so on until everyone's done."
Lucy snorted. "Oh my God, someone's about to end up in the hospital."
Natsu didn't doubt it. He felt like he was at the peak of the world's drunkest roller coaster. Ready... and go!
They all started drinking.
Shit... shit... shit...! Natsu thought as Max kept on going. He couldn't even ask Max what the hell he was doing, because his mouth was full chugging his mixed drink! Whoa, he was getting drunker by the second, and he felt himself swaying. Come on, hang in there... remember that Dragneel pride!
Max finally stopped. "Emptied my cup! That's what's up!"
Did he drink it that fast?! Natsu was only halfway done with his own cup!
The next player was Gajeel, who stopped at once, giving Levy some sweet mercy. Levy giggled and swayed in place, going even pinker in the face, bordering on red. And Evergreen was too busy drinking to call out her jack rule!
Levy also stopped nice and quick, giving Loke a chance to stop. He didn't.
Fuck! Natsu and the others were stuck in booze purgatory, and only Cana could survive in this extreme environment. So, Natsu shot Loke a quick middle finger, and it actually worked. Loke finished.
Loke wiped his mouth. "Still standing? You're stronger than I thought, Natsu!"
Natsu just kept that middle finger going. Dude...
Lucy was next, and she quickly aborted her chug-a-thon, going "Whew!" as she finished. "That's the stuff!" Lucy hollered, raising her mostly-empty cup. "WOW!"
Natsu felt much the same way.
Once Natsu finished, the rest of 'em followed in a hurry. Lisanna lowered her cup, then Elfman, then Evergreen, then Cana herself, all the way until Bisca finished her drink.
"I'M SO FUCKING WASTED!" Bisca howled, throwing her head back, laughing her head off (she took another drink on Evergreen's command). "THIS COWGIRL'S RIDING FREE!"
"What's that even mean?" Gajeel wondered, until Bisca clumsily tore off her bandana, followed by her sexy plaid shirt. Yowza! She was rockin' a pale lavender-colored bra with a little white bow in the middle, and Alzack's eyes were promptly magnetized to those tits. His eyes went wide, his tongue almost hanging out of his mouth. Haha, what a dog!
"That's the spirit, honey! Let the girls free!" Cana cried.
"Another drink, and more comes off!" Bisca hooted, and Alzack looked like he'd give his right nut to see that happen.
It just might!
But until then...
"Allow me." Evergreen, clearly rattled by her waterfall adventure, took a card and showed it off. "Three of clubs."
Cana stifled a laugh, scrunching up her face all funny as she did it. "Three is me, Evergreen. You drink!"
"Son of a bitch!" Evergreen took a drink, then threw down her cup. "Empty!"
That was Cana's cue to get more mixed drinks, and she assured everyone that the alcohol concentration was a little lower this time. Well, she said as much. This shit still tasted pretty strong to Natsu as he tried a sample.
"Come to papa," Gajeel declared, taking a card for himself. "I've got the seven of spades."
"Seven is heaven," Cana explained. "Everyone, reach for the heavens with both hands! Last one has to drink!"
"What the... oh shoot!" Levy's eyes went wide, then she set down her drink and threw up her hands. Gajeel followed her lead at once, and Bisca, Lisanna, Loke, and Max were right behind him. Natsu made it just in time along with Lucy, and when Cana raised her hands, she knocked over her nearly-full cup!
"FUCK!" Cana cried as everyone else stifled their laughter (fearing Evergreen's jack rule). "A perfectly good drink... be right back!"
She returned not with a mixed drink, but a half-full bottle of whiskey. Goddamn!
The last to raise their hands was Alzack, who winced. "Aw man," he groaned. "I gotta drink now, right? Fine." He took a drink, and the thoroughly tipsy Bisca needed a few seconds to remember her mate rule. Bisca drank, then hollered again and reached down. She tore off her belt and started working off her jean shorts, grinning widely on her reddening face as she went.
"STRIP! STRIP! STRIP! STRIP!" the players cheered as Bisca kept slipping off those jean shorts, and she made a sexy sigh as her shorts reached her knees. Bisca wiggled her legs. "Alzack, honey, get 'em off. Hurry..."
"On it!" Alzack delicately got Bisca's shorts off and impulsively put them on his head, and the whole game cheered.
"They're so in love," Lucy sighed happily.
"I believe in them," Lisanna added.
"I hope Alzack brought enough condoms," Natsu pitched in. Just in case Alzack didn't, Natsu could spare one or two. Alzack would owe him a plate of nachos in return next time they hit up the campus cafeteria.
"Oh gosh, I'm so sloshed," Bisca moaned erotically, leaning against her man, running her hands against him. "You want some, big boy? I'm so exposed..."
"No sex on the living room carpet," Cana told them. She jabbed a thumb over her shoulder. "Designated make-out rooms only!"
Speaking of which, were Gray and Juvia still in one of those? Or did they just come out? Natsu craned his neck to check, but saw no one in the bedroom area. Hmmmmm...
Natsu took his turn next, and found the six of diamonds. Wait, six rhymes with "dicks"! Oh noes! He and the guys drank, and Natsu felt himself swaying harder than ever, the room churning like a ship at high seas under him. Dammit, Natsu often got seasick... come on, stomach, pull through...!
"Allow me!" Lucy took a card. "Nine of hearts!"
"Nine is rhyme!" Cana told her. She smiled. "This is a fun one. Say a word, Lucy, and then the player to your left says somethin' that rhymes. We keep going 'till someone can't say a word, and then they drink!"
"Ah! In that case... fuck!" Lucy blurted out, and she clapped her hand over her mouth to hide her laughter. Hey, why not use the world's most funnest word?
"Duck!" Loke cried.
"Suck!" Evergreen declared, shocking everyone. Whoa, so crude!
"Muck!"
"Ruck!"
"Puck!"
"Buck!"
"Um... chuck!"
"Luck!"
Cana opened her mouth, eyes sparkling with excitement. "Um... uh..."
Everyone gave her an eager look. Come on...!
Cana snorted. "I got nothin'. Here goes!" She tilted her head back to take swig of whiskey, and Natsu drank, too. Curse you, eight is mate!
Levy lunged for a card. "Here we go... king of hearts. Another king?!"
Cana motioned at the increasingly menacing King's Cup. "Pour it, sugar!"
Levy sighed and made her contribution.
On and on it went, with Lisanna getting the ten of spades to unlock the categories rule, and then Max drew the two of diamonds, where two is "you," making Alzack and Natsu each drink, forcing their lady mates to drink as well! Double efficiency! Gajeel scored the four of clubs to make all the girls drink (Bisca was this close to taking off her bra), and then Elfman landed the three of spades, so he drank away!
"I'm so gonna win," Levy slurred as she reached for one of the few cards left. "I can drink anyone under... hic! the table! I'll even build the table to drink y'all under it! That's right, I'll major in workshop! I can handle some serious wood!"
Gajeel suddenly looked quite intrigued.
"Come to mama!" Levy fumbled with a card, then held it up. King of spades.
"GODDAMMIT!"
Cana whooped with laughter, and gladly took a sip for Evergreen's jack rule. She pointed. "Now you've done it, bookworm! You drew the last king, which means you drink the entire King's Cup! Down the bottom of that glass!"
Levy's jaw dropped. "What..."
"Hey, she's tiny. Don't make her do that," Gajeel snapped, protectively taking hold of Levy's shoulders, his eyes hardening.
Cana hesitated. "I know, but... the rules..."
That was when Natsu saw Levy holding a mechanical pencil in her right arm, writing "BIG STOMACH" in the air, and the words got absorbed onto her skin. Ooooooh, good one!
Levy stole the show when she scooted forward, seized the King's Cup with both hands, and emptied that sucker into her waiting stomach. Gulp... gulp... gulp...! "She's gonna die!" Loke whimpered, hands over his face.
"It's like watching a car accident in slow motion," Evergreen said, white as a sheet. Elfman held her shoulders to comfort her.
Levy needed no one's pity. She emptied that motherfucker, then tossed the glass to the side and let out a roar. "I'M QUEEN OF THE WORLD!"
"QUEEN!" everyone erupted, and that included all the dancers. There was a round of applause.
Cana stood and bowed. "And with that, the game is over! Thank you for playing, everyone! Dancing, beer pong, Super Smosh Bros., and the make-out rooms are yours to enjoy!"
"Oh yeah, I almost forgot," Bisca added woozily as everyone finally stood up. She reached behind her back, undid some clasps, then whipped off her bra, shoving it into Alzack's open hands. "Here, my sweet. A memento of our magical night together."
Alzack, who still wore Bisca's jean shorts like a hat, grinned. "You're the best, babe. Come here."
Her naked breasts jiggling a bit, Bisca leaned up and accepted a sweet kiss from her man. Yeah!
That was when a certain Erza Scarlet parted the crowd, hands on her hips, a smug look on her face.
She was totally naked.
"Whoa, what the hell!" Loke cried, squeezing his eyes shut and looking away.
"It's about time someone got naked around here," Cana commented. "Go you, girl!"
"I must not look!" Elfman cried, hands over his eyes.
"She's so brave. I envy her," Lisanna noted.
"Cana, thank you for hosting such a wonderful party," Erza said in a dignified tone, ignoring everyone else. She was probably so drunk, she looped all the way back around to sound normal again. "I had fun down to my very bones. Now, Jellal and I are going to go to my apartment and do a lot of fucking. Please don't call us."
Natsu barely heard a word of it. He was busy staring in awe at Erza's nude form (platonically), from her fairy tattoo on her right hip to her perky nipples and a tiny mole on her left breast to her carefully shaved landing strip. He always suspected...!
Then Jellal showed up, already stripped down to his boxers, his raging boner poking against the fabric. "Is it cool if we leave our clothes here, Cana? We'll get 'em tomorrow in Chemistry 101. See you there."
Cana beamed and waved goodbye. "Okay. See you in class, darlings!"
Erza and Jellal held hands, shared a haughty look, then strode through the party and out the front door. Now that's relationship goals.
And then it was Natsu's turn for the sexy fun. Times three.
"Well, King's Cup was quite a hoot. But now it's time for something more private," Lucy said seductively, taking hold of Natsu's hand with a naughty smile on her face. "I hope my bedroom's free. Or I'm kicking out whoever's in there!"
"Not so fast, Lucy." Lisanna marched right over, arms folded. "Natsu and I have something special. I wanted some alone time with him."
Lucy stuck out her tongue. "Get real. If you wanted Natsu so badly, you could've had him earlier. You're too slow!"
"Excuse me? Childhood friend speaking here!" Lisanna shot back as Natsu looked back and forth between the feuding girls. "I've been dreaming of this moment for years. You barely know him!"
"Don't you throw that in my face," Lucy snapped. "I've made lots of friends since I moved here to Magnolia for college. I'm an MCC eagle like everyone else! I get my turn with hot guys too!"
"Lucy, Lisanna, there's enough of me for both of you," Natsu said with a nervous laugh. "Let's play nice."
Lisanna scowled. "Are you asking for a threesome, Natsu?"
"If you're up for it."
Lisanna shook her head. Bummer!
"Natsu, which of us do you like more?" Lucy demanded. "You gotta choose one, lover boy! Me, or that dumb loser."
"Whoa, whoa! Lisanna's not a loser," Natsu cried. Uh-oh, was Lucy a mean drunk? Or was it 'cause Natsu's cock was on the line?
"Yeah! Beat it, blondie. Of course Natsu wants me," Lisanna said, her voice starting to get a little slurred as she gave Lucy a shove.
Lucy stumbled back, her brown eyes flashing. "Don't you touch me again! Or you'll be sorry!"
"Do I hear a fight?" Cana Alberona asked, cutting right in. She had her hands on her hips, her majestic breasts bobbing as she walked over. "A love triangle is taking shape, I just know it."
"She's the problem!" Lucy and Lisanna both said, pointing at each other.
"There's an obvious solution," Cana said.
"What?" Lucy asked.
Cana beamed. "You two get lost, and I'll take him! I've had my eyes on that meat for some time now..." She licked her lips and gave Natsu a famished look. Oh man, here comes the foursome! Oh wait, Lucy and Lisanna didn't want to share. Crap...! Natsu's drunk brain was going into a tailspin. Funny how booze made this both easier and harder. Haha, harder... Little Igneel could attest to that!
"No way!" Lucy and Lisanna both yelped. "Just because you have the biggest boobs...!"
"Speaking of which," Cana said, giving Lucy's and Lisanna's chests a curious look. "We need a tiebreaker here. Natsu!" She snapped her fingers.
Natsu was stiff at attention in two different ways. "Yes, ma'am!"
Cana motioned. "Let's get all these tits in the open, and you judge who's got the best rack. You'll sleep with her tonight!"
Lucy and Lisanna stared at Natsu, Cana, and each other. Then they nodded and shook hands.
"No hard feelings?" Lucy asked.
"None," Lisanna confirmed.
Boob time!
Cana was already barechested, so Natsu grinned widely and delicately took hold of her melons, with Little Igneel throbbing impatiently in his shorts as he caressed his friend. Mmmmmmm, so supple and delectable! Natsu even toyed with the nipples, nice and easy, and Cana moaned in pleasure, already panting for more.
"You're so good at this," Cana breathed. "Your foreplay game must be killer, Natsu." "I could stand to learn a few new moves," Natsu admitted. "Great boobs, by the way."
"Not greater than mine! Here!" Lisanna tore off her babydoll shirt and tossed it aside, then unhooked her white bra. She cupped her huge jugs in her hands, offering them to her friend. "Get your hands on me, Natsu. You know me: I always deliver."
"Aw yeah." Natsu switched from Cana's to Lisanna's chest, with Little Igneel roaring with pent-up lust in his shorts as Natsu fondled his dearest friend. Yee-haw, Lisanna had some serious cans! She had grown up to become such a beauty, it almost brought tears to Natsu's eyes. Lisanna was a fully-blossomed flower, a really slutty flower that was just moments away from riding Little Igneel like a roller coaster. And those nipples... divine!
"Oh! Mmmmmmm..." Lisanna squirmed with pleasure as Natsu kept playing with her chest. "More, baby..."
"That's enough for your turn, Lisanna. Natsu! Eyes on me!" Lucy cried. She slipped out of her pink top, freed herself from her black bra, and made a confident smile as her godlike melons burst into view. "Meet MCC's #1 chest."
Natsu needed no more encouragement. He sighed with pleasure as he got two handfuls of Lucy Heartfilia, gently kneading her sweet flesh under his fingertips, savoring the feeling of Lucy's hardening nipples poking into his palms. Lucy had such a motherly figure! She was gorgeous, what with her silky blonde hair, her killer rack, her wide hips, her mile-long legs... Little Igneel was this close to a premature accident! Keep it together, Natsu Dragneel! Hang in there!
"So, who came out on top?" Cana asked Natsu as the young man in question finished his fondling. "So we can figure out who'll be on top of you."
"I was wondering that myself," Lisanna said primly. "Do tell us, Natsu."
"You know it in your heart," Lucy added.
The only thing harder than Natsu's manhood was that question! How to answer? He broke into a sweat as he scoped out all six breasts, wiping his brow as he calculated the smut coefficient with the get-laid factor and the humpability formula. The answer was... it was...
"It's a tie!" Natsu blurted out. He clapped his hands over his burning-hot face.
"What now?" came Lisanna's voice.
Cana giggled. "Are you trying to protect all our feelings, Natsu? How sweet of you."
"We won't be upset," Lucy promised. "Who's the special girl? Who wins?"
"I'm too drunk to decide," Natsu protested, which just might be true. But it was also true he wanted to protect all his friends' happiness and pride. "What if..." He lowered his hands and suddenly smiled as his muse tossed him a bone. "Let's do three dates, and see how we connect. You're all amazing girls. I should dig real deep to find the answer."
Cana, Lisanna, and Lucy shared looks for a moment.
"Agreed, good sir," Cana said properly, offering a hand. "In so doing, I shall prove that I'm the maiden for you. I've had my eyes on you all semester, lover boy. I'll get my prize."
Natsu shook it, his smile even wider now. "You'll be first, Cana. I'll text you."
"Me second, then," Lisanna insisted. "I'm playing the childhood friend card. See?" She mimed handing over a card. No arguing with that! It was agreed.
"Saving the best for last, Natsu? Smart," Lucy declared. She winked and held up a finger. "After a night with me, you'll never go back."
"When Lucy is done disappointing you, Natsu, I'll be ready for round two," Lisanna told her friend, earning her a sharp look from Lucy.
Cana shook her head. "Moot point. I'll spoil you on the first pass, Natsu. There's no topping me." She looked down. "Speaking of which, I oughta find that bra. It was kind of expensive."
She slipped back into the crowd, but not before hollering, "I'M BACK, SLUTS!" and the dancers went wild. Whooooooo!
Lisanna scooped up her clothes. "Me, too. My boobs are for your eyes only, Natsu. Enjoy the party. And I'll enjoy our date even more." She gave him a thumbs up, got dressed, and wandered off.
"I trust you to make the right decision, Natsu," Lucy told him as she got dressed as well. "You have no idea how happy I can make you." She blew him a kiss, then took her leave.
Natsu stood there for a moment, nodding to the music's beat, his mind whirling to the point he felt dizzy (it hurt to think while drunk). Was this a victory? It kind of felt like one. All three maidens were in play, and they were open to all four bases! Or at least, it seemed that way? Lisanna was ready for her three-date fuck session, but what about Cana and Lucy? Natsu had never dated them before. Oh, and he'd have to make each date different, and -
"There's smoke coming out of your ears, my man."
Natsu jolted when Gray Fullbuster suddenly emerged, his parted shirt back on his shoulders, a satisfied look on his face. "What the..."
"I could tell you were thinkin' real hard," Gray said, clapping a hand on Natsu's shoulder. "Well, it doesn't suit you. Not at this place, anyway. Let's bail."
"Aw. So soon?"
"I think we're all partied out for the night," Gray said, while a rowdy Cana absolutely wasn't. "Wanna head back to our place? Grab a shower and prepare for the hangovers?"
Natsu was sweatier than ever in this heated party, and he agreed that the incoming hangover deserved his attention. "Fine. Let's get outta here."
It was so weird to step into the quiet, cool hallway in Cana's and Lucy's apartment as Natsu and his friend headed for the elevator. "Whew, good party, huh?" Natsu said happily.
"Sure was, bud," Gray said absently.
Natsu gave him a look. "Something's different about you."
"And you."
"I've got three dates lined up," Natsu explained. "I get the feeling you already had yours. What happened in there? I barely saw you the whole time!"
Gray had a fond look as he pressed the elevator's call button. "Something magical. Let me tell you the tale..."