" Main steert U.S.A.? a lot of boring stuff. but still a lot of " O M Gosh cute clothes. I bet bobby would- no wait Bobby pretty sore at me." Lori is mad by the fact that lincoln told ronnie annie her behaviors to him over the fact that he nearly got hit by a coffee table. but never in his life he told her how was school. she knew that she didn't stop ghe bullying from his friends and now the damage to his sanity had done. and now she lose big time.
do de do de do de.
" Hey doggie!"
" Hey little girls. hmmm you looj familiar." the tall dog with A orange sweat short and blue pants and big Brown shoes and a small green hat. "
" Maybe of the clothes we littery think your dumb."
" Hey i'm not dumb i'm goofy.
" yes i see you as goofy brained as my brother." Snapped Lynn.
" So what are you going to do at disneyland.
" well i am walking My friends's mickey mouse's dog pluto." Said the talking dog making a yucking sound .
" I bet that is your catch phrase and mr coco nuts shoes likes that soud of that." Said Luan Making her dummy talk.
" Perhaps pluto is no longer a planet. So their are 8 planets and back then Pluto was legally a planet.
But goofy suspect that pluto is growling at the child prodigy Pluto may not talk but he understood that The white hair Brother was not treated like a human."
Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond, let there be music from regions beyond!
" Something wrong here. Pluto is not happy to see you." Goofy said.
But Lana lied " Maybe is because i have a cat. "
" His name is cliff - ard ." Lori finished that statement " yes clffard our white cat cliffard. and we already got the invatation to see my Brother to Break him i mean. Break his anger. so we better get going."
" Come on pluto we have to be at the toon town. i am meeting at the goofy House." Hmmm her brother maybe their brother is waiting for them. and i didn't know Pluto is no longer a planet. boy she must be smart and Clifford cat that was a-" then Goofy think of something. He may be thick headed but he is not dumb." I know them Their the loud sisters. hey wait i'm coming linky. the Goofy notice his shoe laces are lose and fell to the ground using his signature holler
"gaaaaaa-hoo hoo hoo hoowe."
" now where is the haunted mansion. lincoln told me it must be good." Lucy gleed.
" Out of my way i need to see my brother at the front of the line."
Lincoln angry that he had to wait for Lucy." i know i should've been angry at them but i feel like telling the truth about my family is better then Being thick skinned.
" Hi brother."
Lincoln spooked screamed like a girl. when Lucy saw his face. But he had bigger fish to fry." Where have you been i was waiting in line for someone else.
" What." Said lucy in disbelaf.
" Well your not the only one who want to ride the dead. you better get to the back of the line before more people show up.
" I don't beleive you linc." Lucy was mad that the Morticians Club." Fine i'll meet a brother aho like darker stuff at the end of the line."
" Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."
" What is so funny. " Luxy
" I can't believe you feell for that lLucy. have a batman sucker." And linc stuffed a batman lolly pop in her mouth.
" Aw." Someone else in line got good.
" i can't believe would i ever be in line for someone else."
" You sound like Luan you sneeky devil."
" cheer up your movie cerrer in the toilet. and real ace savvy felt like he wasted a movie too. all because the judges didn't look at the comic to find us."
" they must've not know who are are. they are not happy that we got fired. i hope bill buck give the, pink slip."
" i may not be luan but Lola will be wearing the pink Slip on the real dirty dan."
Lucy uncomfrable that Lincoln know how much Hollywood would made her do these stupid foot stuff normally she out ketcep for blood. but This is disgusting worst then Lynn jr. feet but the doir opening." Oh look brother the door is opening.
foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host, your ghost host. Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. There's no turning back now. Our tour begins here in this gallery, where you see paintings of some of our guests as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state.
" sigh that disney guy is a gennius he brig life the dead." Lucy monitone smile.
" i i'm glad you enjoy it. 999 ghost is a lot but their is room for 1000.
Serpents and spiders, tail of a rat, call in the spirits, wherever they're at!
Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond, let there be music from regions beyond!
then a ghost chior came with the old crone form snow white. captain hook and big bad wolf.
then the ghost host sing .
When the crypt doors creak and the tombstones quake,
Spooks come out for a swinging wake.
Happy haunts materialize and begin to vocalize.
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize!
Now, don't close your eyes and don't try to hide,
For a silly spook may sit by your side.
Shrouded in a daft disguise, they pretend to terrorize.
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize!
then the see donald duck in a ghost outift.
When you hear the knell of a requiem bell, ( they see a singing bust and ghost couple dnace )
Weird glows gleam where spirits dwell. ( then they see hitch hiking ghost and good viking opera singer
Restless bones etherealize, rise as spooks of every size! man busting out of tumbstone and Lincoln and Lucy dance in fue ghost ballroom
Darth maul intimidate Lincoln and Lucy with that red and black face.
As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree,
Spooks arrive for the midnight spree.
dr doom showend up by using his dark powers
and then Lots of huggen bear tackles lincoln
Creepy creeps with eerie eyes start to shriek and harmonize.
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize!
brother we're not alone.." Lucy monitone
" Yikes hitchhiking ghost." then they see phineas ezra and gus. wnat a ride.
If would like to join our jamboree,
There's a simple rule that's compulsory.
Mortals pay a token fee;
Rest in peace, the haunting's free.
So hurry back, we would like your company.
then as they exit the ride they see a ghost bride Hurry back! Hurry back! Be sure to bring your death certificate… if you decide to join us. Make final arrangements now! We've been dying to have you…
Lincoln creeped out that Ride was fun for Lucy it's because she love dark things and the haunted mansion is so spooky.
As Lincoln And Lucy walk around. liberty square. they see timmy turnee
" Man i see that walt disney was a legend. That is one of your sisters. And your tooth must be chipped no wonder in the fanbase i 'm second average. But i am glad i'm an only. with p - p -p-. " Timmy knew he was going to say poof but changed it to a human dog. sparky." Puppy. sparky.
" a dog."
" I have a god sister chloe she was better then me but we got close."
" clever thinking sport mention sparky as a normal dog dog is it me or somehow sparky got written off." Wanda said to timmy.
" So timmy how bad was your life." Lucy loud asked.
" Well for standerds My mom and dad hire an evil baby sitter. but i was gifted."
" gifted with what."
" lucky fish i save my allowance to go to the pet store. i named them cosmo and wanda and they do nothing." Timmy said.
" So that vicky girl she must really be worst then Lori."
" maybe she is." lincoln curiously said.
" she is worst you may think getting puked on and taken a picture and hit by a table is bad enough but it feel like 16 years and didn't age. Unlike lori i got threaten with a chainsaw. and forced to play dunchon. And she take a pixute of me in my tode whites. and worst mom and dad does nothing, "
getting angry really does it to Timmy. he don't care how to do is lodgery but he is so ticked off that the world os slipping away from him.
Then BJ and baby bop showed up.
" i wish i had a special on PBS where we meet dunbo the flying elephant."
" Let's not forgrt Dumbo is picked on because of his big ears. So we have to respect his name."
" Oh yeah i'm respected Lincion Lame no wait Lincoln Dumbo." Said a familiar red head.
" Speak of the devil chadoer mcCann."
" oh look at that Lincoln chipped tooth." Chandler boasted.
" drop dead or i'll have ypu banned."
" Oh year said they guy who too lazy to exprsise."
" STOP IT." Roared Lincoln.
" And now your hanging out wih Characters from blaney no wonder you hate the harvester."
" leave him alone you big meanie." Said the green Triceratops. she may be too babyish but she had standards to loathe like Anyone picking on children " Barney is a nice friend and a good leader.
" Baby bop is right you should not pick on LincoLn for dating a spanish girl like ronnie Anne." Snapped tina." I remember i groke my arm while climbing a tree. but that dossn't mean For you to pick on anyone who is different.
" Lincoln lame shpuld wipe his butt from being in the kitty's litter box." because of Chandler remark got lincoln mad. he made a roar of pure hatred. and push Chandler to the ground.
" my plan's would've work if i didn't have spoiled sisters. And and if i was ace kitty napper or not. no model is going to talk bavk to the comic creator that's me and her own boss who coach them to follow ace savvy Also me. no actor will disrespcet the boss of the comic and get away with it.
" Linky Chaddy." Slef control." Said Luci Doing her motherly tone.
" Caddy?"" the red hair snob angerly blushed.
" Linky please use inside voice. and chadler if you don't have anything nice to say to Linky don't say anything to him at all." amy said." Amy and micheal may argue but they lovr each other."
" Stinkon well i thought Chandler was banned from the park." lynn came." And look at that blarnry dino friends." Worst then the princess pony book."
" Lynn. I have a ssisy she mat drive banana but i still love her."
" And micehal did not do anything but im singing it to you pretending to by lynn. " amy siad wearing a muahu costume from Mulan using a number 1 sticker aa Lynn number jersey. and amy immate lynn
he's wrote a comic my baby bro. When we're together, we have lots of fun Sometimes he makes me mad But I'm glad he's my brother My brother, my brother I'm glad I have a brother.
" are you kidding me. " Lynn snap.
" Well you called him baby bro in when he ride the dragon."
Why you go have stinkon cry to blarney in case i make fun of him more the princess pony book.
" HEY "
Cool it! give lincoln to road of healing and forgiveness." said jack vinsent came out of nowhere. "
" lincoln is bad-."
" Sssssush!" Jack hissed like a wrestler on tv " Shuush please!"
" don't anyone tell you their no such thing as superstishes. you ruined you brothers fun the store, the movies, the convention. the state park, the school, canada. You should be in jail becaue he is 11 years old and that age is rated
UAMNKOKU18
" And-" Lynn jr asked annoyed
and it means Underage minor. no kicking out kids under 18.
" So we all have to let lincoln in the house until he is 18.
" Because 18 years of leagally speaking and blondie was involved so she is gettting to be treated like a adult and lincoln is a kid but he deservr boyish things and you should be happy. or this family will be ruined and
blaa blaa blaa blaa blaa blaa baa blaa
" Lori wassn't paying attenction at all she was too busy. looking at the handsome princes with snow white Conderlla and arrora. aka sleeping beauty."
" Your not listen to the gang leader."
" Yes i am? i heard blaa blaa blaa blaa blaa boaa blaa." Leni said.
" Let me tell you boy meets girl boy marrys girl boy and girl had kids.
" gyyaa and the boy hits the kidd like you dad that hit you remember oh you shouldv'e seen it.
" dimwitt."
" This he was whipping jack and he was kicking and screaming
" i got to deal with my annoying step brother."
" Oh come on it's a great story.
Ow ow ow ow ow ow
" i sware if i haven't promise mother on her death bed i wouldn't kill you i would kill you.
" ggyyaa No one believe me like i do."
" Shut up i don't want to hear another word form you while we aee with the louds do you understand me.
" dimwitt was speechless."
" I Said Do You understand me." jack tone slammee him to the wall.
" Gyya you said not anther word." Jack punch him.
Then the rat father came. jacks rigth hand man. Tony pastano . aka adopted by the banks family from marry poppins and named david banks.
" jackson i came to disneyland and i founds out that boy is geing outcasted by his family so sthats why i handed out pixie dust to random parts of si universe. As invitations and i hope you wear prison stripes for bad luck. your off to the The Gulag
" bogis. dude." Luna said,
" Burn dude." Luke said." And i had to wear a wet suit in the man hole. to get bun bun back if someone write it bun bun we were Forced to wash him and ironed him and steamed him.
jack crossed his arms and everyone snap their fingers like a street gang the louds are annoyed that everyone are against them.
" Grrrrrr Knock it off bub." Snapped the male lynn jr.
" yeah stinkon i mean lincoln's actions are his fault.
" yeah right. stink sock Shlynn." Max goof said.
" listen goof ball these are lucky socks.
" Yes i am goof because my dad is the most famous star of all time. he may be old but he still my dad and i take the goof name with pride. and i feel like i'm glad to be the only yucking kid goof in the family. from birth to the colllege X games. and you must known that your name will be all over ESPM not promise the gold."
" You know i have a little sister and a mom. but some how they got cut off from showbiz." PJ goaned
" we all have daddy issues. i don't talk about my parents," Batman monotone said. " some how the only family is have are the super friends more like a Justice League."
"are you saying that's what super friends are for." luan snickered at that remark.
And batman blocked her mouth by using bat tape.
" Zip it! kid."
" Finaly someone shut her up." Luna said.
" you better behave yourselves because in the loud house we need to be ready in 10 days on October 1 because next Thursday at exactly. 9.23 am the PBS saterlite will hir derectly over the multi words that torment pre teen boys. amd by then we need to steal iron fuel sells a lazer and a ruby. " Jack vinsent say using hs gang stealing.
" Stealing is wrong barney won't excpet it." Tina sarcastly said.
But lynn and Lincoln are arguing. Like who is going to lose in gue speical.
" Oh yeeah if you prove that You are abuse and if i prove that i am right that you are bad luck and ypu can85 be at dorkyland . loser of the character is going to wear. her outfit.'
but Lynn was talking about a little sprit fairy with a green dress a blonde hair curled into a pony tail. and Wearing green High heal slippers. Tinker bell was mad fairy is used for try to tLk sense into lynn.
" Peaky insect!" Lynn sr. hates bugs even if he think tinker-bell is a fire fly. he use a fly swatter with a word said dill 9n it." i own a restraint i handle rats to be Rat poisoned.
" i am not a rat i am a mouse and i am a character.
It's a deal Stinkon."
" I will see your cute legs. in that dress garbage Lynn."
Lynn is mad lincoln admire her legs aw cute even by his younger brother. and punch lincoln in the eye." Creep. call me cute." Lynn walk away but still her checks turned red from that compermnet. "
lincoln and timmy turner with Tootie in tow, already went to pixie hollow to see
" So timmy you want to see those faires. even if they're girly." Tootie cooed.
" Those faires felt like they would defend me from Any bully and besides your the onoy girl that respect me and I am so sorry for How much vicky treat you. but We always have to fave faith trust and pixie dust.
" Oh Timmy. I would've been too late to save you from vicky." tootie cried
" Oh tinker bell." Said a white hair Boy.
" aw look at those adorable blossoms." Rossetta said in a red dress.
" You and that blck friend treat each other like cute brothers." Said a dark skinned fairy her name is iredesta.
" And Timmy should be related to ted turner." Silvermist cooed.
" and Lincoln you take responsibly no other movie Fan did i hope you learn a leason. i am so sorry for how much, the judges treat you but that kitty need manners." Fawn said. She is the fairy that resect all living things every mineral every veggitable and every animal. when ever they are on 2 or 4 legs."
" so How is peter pan doing.l
" Well peter pan is busy getting hook treaure." Tinker bell said.
" So that was caption hook. "
" Yes anyone can get his autograph if you brave enough timmy." Fawn said.
" how dare you sister tease your for reading that dumb horse book Lori act like girls don't fart. and i don't want to do that but Fairies do too." Tinker bell embaresssly gulped.
" how dare lynn discriminate you because of superstition. It was much harder during thw 1950s. Iredesta.
" i bet the little cutie Would nose bleed to faint." Rosetta cooed.
" Rose he don't do that anymore.
" Something buring." Silvermist said.
" just a cheeta game me flaming hot Cheetos.
" oh look at that Cheeta on the bag" Fawn said
here try one if you can Handle it.o Said cheater Cheeta.
" Thank you mr cheetah." Fawn Took a peice of Chip seconds later. Her face turn red even if she loves animals but that mascot from the bag. Made her steam out pixie dust.
" Water!" she flew to the lake and dunk her head. in the water.
" then a submerine came.
" Come on Linc. We are going to under water to see the seven sisters. at Ariel grotto." BJ said
" I would say Fary begin with F like my kind abby kaddaby.
" so your the fairy i remember.
" Elmo and abby am fro sesame and i fhe fairy can have rules too. The rules can be fair and i can be fun. " said Elmo wearing a wet suit
" and i glad tou see my friends and i'm glad you are mt family." Lincoln. said.
" And Lincoln gou have a fair share of mistake we alo do even when snuffleupious is not seen. but you have a right to be angry without fighting.
" sesame street i understand it can be educational but i can name things that begin with f too. Flat like a Flatbread. and I give you flowers."
" Uh timmy!"
" He he he " Abby giggled." Those are feathers." Then Timmy gave abby a michiefious tickle Abby kaddaby naked feet.
" ha ha ha." Abby felt Timmy playful tickling her fairy soles.
you know Wnada. I know someone Feet are not smelly." Cosmo Smiled as her pino haired wife.
" Oh no cosmo." giggled wanda.
" Or even fruit." Greg heffery " or the fruit flavere snack.
" Or a f can fade away and so can you float underwater." Silver mist waved
" Farewell! " the pixies said as the gang disapear under water to Ariel's lair.
End of chapter