in memory of Richard M sherman 1928-2024
Ladies and gentrrman the muppets
Wow! There'll be spectacle
There'll be fantasy
There'll be derring do
And stuff like you would never see
All:
Hey! A Fanfic!
Yeah! On
Kermit:
Starring everybody...
Fozzie:
...And me!
Fozzie:
There'll be heroes bold!
There'll be comedy!
And a lot of fuss
That ends for us real happily
All:
Hey! A Fanfic
Kermit & Fozzie:
We can watch it all develop!
All:
Starring everybody...
Gonzo:
...And me!
We'll take a world
And set it on its ear
All:
Come on, join in
We're gonna start right here
The louds complaining
" Hold it is this the opening act." Lincoln asked
" lincoln i understand that kicking you out is a crime. but i feel like You saved all those frogs andi should you know i am a frog. but you are special in the muppets. like jim Henson he cares for everyone. so you deserve muhc screentime to be a super hero. that tells the truth. so you don't deserve to not have credit. and as you know -"
then the music plays to sing the third verse of the song.
Kermit:
There'll be crooks and cops!
There'll be villainy!
But with us on call
We'll fix it all real easily
All:
Hey! A fanfic!
Ord.:
Wow! It's gonna be terrific!
Starring everybody...!
" Fredddy krouger
And me!
then Ord got spooked and turner invisible
" You know Lincoln Moah will protect you. and i am a platinum belt. "
" Listen Lincoln is too much like a ham." lynn jr yelled but miss piggy hated these jokes like how kirmitt hate Frog legs.
" I'll give you ham . hiiy ya." Miss piggy karate chopped lynn jr. " Now luan are you going to make ham jokes." Miss piggy yelled
" no!" Luan said with a speechless tone.
" Good answer!" Piggy smiled
All:
There'll be mystery
And catastrophe
But it's all in fun
You paid the money - wait and see!
Hey! A fanfic!
Sweetums:
Is there any way to stop it!?
All:
Starring everybody
Everybody
Everybody
Miss piggy:
...And mooooah."
" listen Host what do you have to do to surport stinkon.
" your not trustful respectful Responsible fair carring or good citizens to Lincoln. and you have to be all 6 of these things.
" Who said Being fair to that twurp life is not fair."
" Ooh don't say that lola your too adorable to be saying that. and that cute boy with the white hair live is 10 sosters it's not fair." Baby bop whinned.
" Tell me about it!" BJ Sarcastly said.
backyard gang assemble.
" Louds due to you not understand your going to face the music."
There are six simple words that you can use
To be a better person if you choose
Six simple words, all day long
Six simple words to make you strong
Micheal Hold a sign of a blue piller . One, can you be trusted?
amy hold a yellow piller Two, show respect
Tina hold a green piller Three, are you responsible?
That's what we expect
luci Hold a orange piller Four is for your fairness
dereck hold a red piller Five, do you care?
adam hold a purple piller Six, a good citizen
Always does their share
Six simple words, all day long
Six simple words to make you strong
" We always do our share, lincoln job is to do the garbage you hand me down dinosaur.
" Share if Lincoln take out the garbage no wonder Lincoln protest. We are workers united." Spongebob. "
" I never thought i say this but I would be willing to make comics of Lincoln and not myself. but It is only fair to use my art but i never got respect. "
" if mermaid man and barnicle boy would see this thet would be mad." Spongebob said.
" I hate this channel." Patrick said using that comeback.
" I hate that channel too even with those gross foot jokes." Sandy checks said ." And i should know Why made me wear a bikini. and the tarnation that lincoln was forced to wear a hot costume of my kind be be texas toast."
" Sandy is right bad luck happens blaming lincoln for it is a load of barnicles." The 4 sides sponge added."
" But he is bad luck his money is tainteed with bad luck
" what are you saying everyones money is bad luck. well i would give the lad with the white hair a fresh krabby patty and i hate to say it for FFFFFFF." mr keabs was about to say free. but he is cheep. so he said a better alternative " Compermentry."
" ill get to you next time Krabs. becuase you pay Your employees with fake money to the point where you Deduct money for standing breathing and exsosting." Mickey mouse argued.
" the origonal counterpart is right your bad but The louds are worst. " Said the host of chuck e cheese.
" So your ricky rat."Coop asked.
" i used to be ricky rat i am chuck e cheese.
"and i'm his lover Hellon henny.
" CHiCKEN! MASCOT."
" woah ed calm down. Take it easy tiger hellon is Fragle." Chuck e said.
"if serah was here She tell mom and mom will tell dad and DAD WILL JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH TV."
" and i see ed. My chuck E will make sure no stairs are taken. nor your stuff is taken away." Hellon said smiling at ed."
" Linky I see fighting is wrong me and Luci would never tske away the bathroom rights." Tina cheered up Lincoon
" No fair! It is a sister thing so he can't butt in. we ddint even told the CEO of dizzy." Leni said not saying the name right.
" Sometimes Making chioices can't always do nautical nonsense," Ariel the little mermaid said
" The sister fight protocol issn't nonsense," Lisa added. pointing the rule book." said
" Yeah.," the sisters added.
" Carful you may be stars but daddy knows how to punish me and my sisters for Going overboard. he is king Trition ."
Lori You told me to go away kindly but what give you a right to speak To lincoln with a tone any drunk mom said." bobby said.
" Because he is My brother and he is old enough to know better."
" Lori Loud he he is just a kid. So you are treating him like a friend. by spending time with him at the place where dreams come true not saying Lincoln dream to be Ace would magiclaly come true so let it go." Bobby argued
" But bobby, he won't shut up about aunt ruth or pop pop."
" and I hope your attitude changes after this taping other wise. we will never be riding on any ride at disney or dairy land together" Said bobby going on it's a small world with Ronnie anne looking at lori with disgust."
" Never…"
" but bobby boo boo-"
" Ever…"
" He is spunky." Timmy turner said
" I can't believe i lost bobby. now how am i going to do my fight in peace.
" You never give Lincoln pease." All the male toons argued.
" Okay this special won't make any difference that girls are sexist
" let me show lincoln the truth despite his youth about the life i lead " Mary poppins said
Mary poppins walk Lincoln and Cyide. around the town square
" You know miss poppins your remind me of a dream i had with me as a rabbit with 25 sisters
" that was surposted to be a idea about a 11 year old rabbit live with 25 sisters. How sosters fight is rubish ."
"i had a british tutor. but my sosters chase him even my dad chased him they are trying to make me fail but they still get away with whatever they can to the point where i feel so empty.
" Lincoln albert loud i understand you want suger coated cerral from the dead. You want to play superhero with your sisters and you want tropheys. but the real prize that i recall you getting toppense from the man hole."
" Yes i have it minute ago. Hey i don't remember getting a type of coin like that
" That is from my country of englind. witch is the half of scotland. Let me show you from walt disney favorte song writen by richard and robert sherman."
Early each day to the steps of Saint Paul's
The little old bird woman comes
In her own special way to the people
She calls, "Come, buy my bags full of crumbs"
"Come feed the little birds, show them you care
And you'll be glad if you do
Their young ones are hungry, their nests are so bare
All it takes is tuppence from you"
"Feed the birds, tuppence a bag
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag
Feed the birds", that's what she cries
While overhead, her birds fill the skies
All around the cathedral, the saints and apostles
Look down as she sells her wares
Although you can't see it, you know they are smiling
Each time someone shows that he cares
Though her words are simple and few
"Listen, listen", she's calling to you
"Feed the birds, tuppence a bag
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag"
then lincoln remove himslef from the view of the church. and Went back to disney reality.
Though her words are simple and few
"Listen, listen", she's calling to you
"Feed the birds, tuppence a bag
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag"
and mary went back to main street with lincoln and cyide in tow.