Lincoln loud was pacing around his room trying to think of something to do about not having a proper trophy
you see every single loud child had a trophy in the trophy case with him however, it was one made by his siblings to make him feel better about not having one
and honestly he didn't like the pity
sure he was happy about the trophy because it was proof that his sisters cared about him which was nice
but the fact they had to make one because he wasn't good at anything worth a trophy was kind of sad
so that led him to this point: him pacing around his room trying to think of a trophy he could get
"think Lincoln think!" Lincoln said to himself "if only I had super powers! Like super intelligence! Then I could think of something!"
while he didn't have super intelligence he knew someone who had intelligence pretty close to it
His younger sister Lisa
(maybe if I find something in Lisa's lab I could use to briefly give myself super intelligence to think of something I could do to get a trophy!) Lincoln thought to himself
he quickly went to Lisa's lab
luckily for him Lisa wasn't there
he began to look around the shelves littered with inventions
soon he found a watch
"maybe this has a super computer or something." Lincoln said as he hit the button on the side
suddenly a portal to a pitch black void opened under him
the watch flew out of his hands and landed on the ground as he fell in the portal closing behind him
When he opened his eyes there was nothing but darkness
(I guess I should be grateful that I can breathe here.) Lincoln thought to himself
"welcome mortal." A female voice said
a glowing human woman with white hair appeared in front of him
"to my realm." The woman continued
"uh hi?" Lincoln said "look I didn't mean to come here-"
"i know you didn't but clearly the cosmos did." The woman said "I am torii. Others may know me as god or the creator."
"wow okay didn't see this coming." Lincoln said
"I know of your struggles young loud. your wish for recognition." Torii said "I can be of assistance."
"really?" Lincoln asked "you would help me?"
"of course." Torii said "it's not every day that a mortal accidentally finds themselves in my domain."
"well then in what way are you going to help me?" Lincoln asked
"I will give you a gift and send you to a world of heroes and villains." Torri said
"a gift?" Lincoln asked
suddenly 3 balls of light appeared in front of him
"choose one and the gift will be yours." Torri said "and let's just say each one is more than one thing."
Lincoln looked at the 3 balls of light and nothing was different between them
"I guess I'll choose this one." Lincoln said pointing at the middle one
the other two balls vanished and slowly the middle ball opened
there was two words in the ball
"Heavenly restriction"
torii chuckled at this
"a heavenly restriction it's been so long since I've seen someone with one." Torii said "your heavenly restriction is..."
"in exchange for no permanent powers your body is one of the strongest in that world."
before Lincoln could interject a new portal opened under him
the last thing he heard torii said was
"the rest of your gifts will be waiting for you when you arrive young loud. good luck"
and then everything went dark
when Lincoln woke up he was in an alleyway
except everything was too bright and too loud (ironic)
his sense of smell was incredible now could smell the faintest thing
he could taste the salt in the air telling him there was a beach nearby
"I guess this must be the result of that "heavenly restriction." Lincoln said to himself once he was no longer disoriented
in front of him was a bag
"a bag?" Lincoln questioned
he opened the bag and saw something moving
it was a large worm with a mouth, it's face almost looked human
in it's mouth there was a note
Lincoln slowly pulled out the note
and attached to it was a whole sword
the note said:
"one of my favourite beings with a heavenly restriction used a creature like this to store his weapons and now you will use it the same way." From torii. Ps: it's invisible to everyone except you unless you request it not to be.
"well that's convenient." Lincoln said
Lincoln then flipped the note around to see if there was anything else on the other side
"the soul split katana is what this weapon is based on while it's original can bypass the physical toughness of anything and cut through their soul directly. This one can cut through anything even things created by quirks (what super powers are called here)"
"what else do you have?" Lincoln asked the worm
the worm spat out an odd looking blade with a note attached to it
the note read:
"this weapon is based on the Inverted Spear of Heaven this weapon can nullify a person's quirk temporarily or permanently depending on the quirk and if you have a regeneration quirk you cannot heal from it's slashes immediately it can also be attached to a chain that can grow to infinite lengths (if the back of it isn't visible.)"
"well that's nice." Lincoln said
then the worm spat out a massive jet hammer
"oh." Lincoln said (well this one must be self explanatory)
the worm then reconsumed the objects before going around Lincoln's shoulders like a scarf
he the noticed the changes that happened to his body
he had bigger muscles and he was taller
while he was thinking about how this could've happened he then remembered Torii's words
"in exchange for no permanent powers your body is one of the strongest in that world."
he was one of the strongest in the world
the he noticed another note in the bag
this one was attached to some weighted clothes
the note read
"well you can be one of the strongest with proper training. first chance you get put this on, it will make your training more efficient."
"well I'd expect it to be not that easy." Lincoln said "I better get out of here before I get mugged."
Lincoln grabbed the bag and proceeded to leave the alleyway
when he stepped out of the alleyway he saw the world he had landed in
people with many different types of appearances were everywhere
most people looked normal with slight differences but some were extremely different
he saw someone with a toaster for a head, he saw a different person with spots everywhere on their body
(well can't really judge anyone.) Lincoln thought to himself
he continued to walk before seeing a beach
the beach had a decently large trash pile
"well no place like here." Lincoln said
he sat down on a bench and looked at the other contents of the bag
there was a photo of himself, his siblings and his parents
on the back it said
"don't forget who you're trying to impress."
"well I'll try not to." Lincoln said as he continued looking in the bag
he found a miniature box with many different symbols on it 3 for each side
there was a note on it
(how many notes does she have?) Lincoln thought to himself
"hit the button of the power up you want (note: you will lose power up if you are hit.)"
under it was a list of power up
"ice flower? Mega mushroom? Metal cap?" Lincoln read "am I sure I'm not on something?"
he looked in one more time and pulled out a pair of gloves with thunderbolts on them
"these must shoot lightning bolts." Lincoln said to himself before putting them away
and he saw the last item
a mask with red eyes and markings on it
"well then this is pretty interesting." Lincoln said
then his stomach growled
"well I need someway to put food on the table." Lincoln said to himself "and get a table to put food on."
he began to walk around the city before finding himself realizing somethings
one: he's in Japan
two: he can understand Japanese
three: he can speak and read Japanese
and finally four: he's been speaking Japanese this whole time
soon he found himself in the slums of the city at night
he put on his mask in order to not make any enemies
"hey." A male voice said
he turned to face the man
he had brown hair a little bit of stubble and was wearing a two piece suit
"you look like you're looking for a job." The man said "am I right?"
"...yes." Lincoln said
"well then luckily for you I got some bounties." The man said "you interested?"
"that depends do you have some targeting horrible people?" Lincoln asked trying to stay morally good
"too many to name." The man said "so how about it?"
( I should say no.) Lincoln thought to himself
but then his stomach growled
(ah to heck with it) Lincoln thought to himself "what's the highest one without committing a murder?"
"oooh a non killing vigilante you don't see those these days." The man said "luckily for you I have just the thing."
he pulled out a piece of paper
Lincoln had a look at it
it was for a man named saki
who apparently did killed a man's daughter and death was too good for him so the client wanted him to be brought to the police after being roughed up a bit
"...I'm in." Lincoln said feeling his blood boil
"good can I get a name?" The man said "not a real name just a name."
Lincoln thought for a moment
"...ace savy." Lincoln said before beginning to leave
"okay then ace. Call me bingo." The man said as Lincoln left
Lincoln began to jump on top of buildings while looking for Saki
he soon found saki harassing some lady outside of a bar
(this guy is more of a scum bag then I thought.) Lincoln thought to himself
Lincoln was getting angrier the more he looked at this
"get me the mallet." Lincoln said to his worm
his worm spat out the mallet
however, the cops showed up before he could do anything
"saki yuti! you are under arrest for murder!" One of the officers said
"I'm not going to jail!" Saki said as his hand turned into a sickle "back off or the lady gets it!"
(welp let's see what this "heavenly restriction" can do.) Lincoln thought to himself
Lincoln moved at incredible speeds moving the woman out of saki's hands
"What the-?" saki began but before he could finish Lincoln smacked him in the ribs with his hammer causing him to hit the wall face first
he then turned to the officers
"he's all yours." Lincoln said before jumping on to a roof
the cops looked shocked
"well that was easy!" Lincoln said to himself
he felt the wind whirling around him
suddenly something was wrapped around him
"stop right there." A male voice said "you are under arrest for illegal quirk usage and vigilantism."
Lincoln turned and saw a black haired man holding him in place with his scarf
his hair was pointing upwards
"I've erased your quirk so don't bother escaping." The man said
Lincoln simply tore his way out with his bare hands before jumping away
"what the-?!" The man said before giving chase
Lincoln jumped from building to building with the hero on his tail
(I need something to even the playing field) Lincoln thought to himself
he pulled out the power up box and hit the star button
a yellow star with eyes appeared in front of him
he grabbed it and his body glowed with a rainbow colour
the man tried to kick him but he didn't feel any pain
he responded with a punch that sent the man flying back
he then took this opportunity to escape
once he was sure he was out of danger he took off his mask and went to find bingo
"heyo!" Bingo said "you get him?"
"yup he's in police custody now." Lincoln said
"wonderful! Here's your cut!" Bingo said
he handed him an envelope with an enormous amount of money
"will you be back?" Bingo asked
Lincoln thought about it for a moment
"yeah." Lincoln said
he had because the world's youngest bounty hunter
he then walked back to the beach and began to think of what to do (after grabbing himself some food)
"hmmm I need to train." Lincoln said "maybe these bounties can help with that."
he went to a change room and put on his weighted clothing
"now then let's get to work." Lincoln said
the next day he bought a phone after spending most of the night learning how to use his new weapons
he then went to see bingo to see if he had more bounties
"hey there ace!" Bingo said "you here for another bounty?"
"actually I'm here for something else." Lincoln said "can you forge me some documents?"
"why? I mean I can but why?" Bingo asked
"I legally don't exist." Lincoln said
"okay that makes some sense." Bingo said "what's your quirk?"
Lincoln chuckled
"I don't have a quirk." Lincoln said
bingo was silent for a moment before bursting out laughing
"a quirkless bounty hunter that's definitely something you don't see everyday." Bingo said "alright I'll get you some documents."
"thanks." Lincoln said
"but first I'll need an actual name because I doubt ace savy is your real name." Bingo said "and a face."
Lincoln took off his mask
"my name is Lincoln loud." Lincoln said "and I'm the world's youngest bounty hunter."
bingo laughed at this
"kid you are full of surprises." Bingo said "I'll get those filled out if you want I got another bounty for you."
"I'm listening..." Lincoln said putting his mask back on
oh boy... Lincoln's gone full bounty hunter
Lincoln now hits like a truck and is a bounty hunter I would feel bad for his victims if they weren't pieces of shit
anyway his power up box is exclusively power ups from super Mario
anyway that's it for now
see you next time