Original Posted On Sept. 4, 2024
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OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS OR HAZBIN HOTEL!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
One-Shot, START!
Loona and Verosika were walking down the street, near the entertainment district of Pride.
"… wait to show Andy this new dress." Loona squealed in giddiness, patting the bag she and Verosika had bought for their daughter. "She'll love it!"
"I know she will…" Verosika said as she turned to check the street before crossing… only to stop.
She grabbed Loona and pulled her into some bushes.
"Veros…"
The succubus's hand slapped itself over Loona's mouth.
"SHHhhh…" Verosika sounded as she stared across the street.
Loona followed her wife's gaze.
She was looking at a small café on the corner, across the gas station.
It had a small outdoor area, with circular tables and dining ware.
Sitting at those tables… were Naruto and Emberlyn Pinkle.
The former target Blitz had killed a few weeks prior.
"What the fuck is he doing with her?" Loona growled, eyes angrily staring at the sinner, and the fire in her eyes grew in intensity when Naruto and Emberlyn began to laugh.
"Come on, Naruto is a nice guy, he probably ran into her in the street, and they hit it off." Verosika shakily said, mentally doing her best to not believe anything else was going on. "From what Blitz said and how Naruto is, they are probably just bonding over… anime…"
Verosika's heart entered her throat when Emberlyn and Naruto leaned forward, their lips locking.
"Still think that?" Loona sarcastically asked her wife, making an attempt to stand up, make her presence known.
Only to be yanked back down.
"What are you… Oh, crap." Loona replied in shock, her anger temporarily overwritten when she saw Verosika's face.
Her pupils were heart-shaped, her face flush, her breathing hot and heavy, while her heart pounded in her chest.
'Her shipping/lust face…' Loona thought, knowing what that look meant.
Meanwhile, Naruto and Emberlyn went from a mere kiss to full blown make-out, her back on the table, their tongues dancing together as his hand went up her thigh, making its way under her skirt, his finger hooking her panties.
"Naruto-Kun~" Emberlyn giggled, grabbing his wrist, lust in her eyes. "We're in public~"
"Then let's go to the hotel down the street." Naruto huskily whispered into her ear, licking the tip, sending ecstatic pleasure into her body.
Her mind was in a lustful fog.
She simply nodded.
Naruto picked her up in his arms, leaving some cash on the table for the mess, and walked down the street, not noticing two bushes following them as they got to the hotel.
He paid for the rooms, and went to it, letting Verosika and Loona enter.
"TELL ME WHERE THAT PERSONS ROOM IS, AND TELL ME YOU HAVE A SURVAILENCE ROOM!" Verosika demanded, holding the Nuada Spear to the receptionist's throat.
"4-20, AND YES WE DOOOOO!" He cried out, wetting himself as he pointed to the back.
"Thank you." Loona said as she and Verosika ran into the back, the succubus shrinking down her weapon.
The duo got into the room, seeing no one, but several monitors and some chairs.
"Okay…" Verosika hummed as she sat down, working some tech magic to get the main computer, which was comically oversized, to show them the camera feed to room 4-20.
Loona sat down just as the screen flickered before showing the room's footage.
"Hey, there's some popcorn, you want to make some?" Verosika asked, having taken notice of said popcorn and a microwave.
"… Sure, why not." Loona shrugged, going all in on the craziness.
Five Minutes Later…
Naruto entered the room, Emberlyn giggling her demonic heart out as he raspberried her neck.
"Oh, Naruto-Kyun~" She squealed as Naruto dropped her on the bed, allowing her to pose for him, her head propped by her arm, one leg slightly folded to show off as much of her thigh. "What are you going to…" She bit her lip, giving him 'Come hither' eyes. "Do to me?"
She cupped his cheek, bringing his attention to her, her left hand never leaving his dick.
Naruto didn't hesitate.
He kissed Emberlyn, his hands moving down to her hips as he grabbed her butt.
Emberlyn moaned into the kiss, jumping up and wrapping her legs around his waist.
Naruto moved and pushed her back onto the bed.
But Naruto grabbed her wrist, keeping her from doing it as he pulled back from kissing her.
He pushed her hand over her head.
"Oh…" Emberlyn sounded as she felt her body spasm in excitement. "SO assertive."
Naruto ignored her, wanting so badly to see her body naked, but kept himself composed.
"You want me?" Emberlyn asked seductively, in tone, body language, and facial expression, giving him a droopy eyed look.
"I do, and I will have you." Naruto said as he leaned in, hovering over her. "And I will again and again."
They kissed again, opening their mouths to do battle with their tongues as Naruto's hands snuck down and undid the button on her skirt, pulling it down revealing lingerie style panties.
They were purple lace crotchless panties with a butterfly motif.
Meanwhile…
"Why does this seem familiar?" Verosika gasped out as she masturbated as Loona ate some popcorn.
"I don't know, why does it?" Loona asked, popping a few more, trying not to get aroused at the fact her husband was fucking a Sinner and her wife was flicking her bean to it.
Room 4-20…
"You are overdressed." Emberlyn whispered, fully dropping the weeb speech and talk completely as she pulled back from the kiss, using her tail to cut open Naruto's shorts, making them fall to his ankles, where he moved his feet and kicked them to the side.
"Lick my neck." Emberlyn asked as she lifted her head up and exposed her neck, wanting to fuck, but knew she wasn't wet enough for a hellhound dick.
Naruto's long wet tongue grazed her neck, starting at the base and worked up to her jawline.
Emberlyn shuddered, feeling her vaginal canal moistening.
She squealed as Naruto continued to lick her neck, like a thirsty dog.
She felt his dick graze her lower lips.
Sparks, no, an apocalyptic inferno of desire erupted from Emberlyn's carnal yearning, savagely wanting to be abused, fucked stupid, and left in a pile of cum afterward.
"FUCK ME!" Emberlyn screamed desperately, sweat starting to coat her body as she breathed for dear life. "I'M WET ENOUGH, SO STICK THAT DICK IN!"
Naruto didn't remove himself from Emberlyn's neck as he grabbed her pussy, moving his middle finger to find her clit, missing it as he tried to find it before…
"GYAAAAAAAA!" Emberlyn screamed as she tensed up, climaxing onto Naruto's hand hard as he pulled back from her neck.
'Oh god… oh fuck…' oh cock…' Emberlyn thought as she rode the high of ecstasy he just put her through. 'Well… at least he will…'
She yelped when Naruto grabbed her thighs with enough strength to warp steel, and delve into her snatch.
His tongue lapping at her clit caused Emberlyn's legs to wrap around his head.
But he wasn't done yet.
Meanwhile…
"Loona… Lick me…" Verosika begged, masturbating not being enough.
The succubus had pulled her shirt and bra up, her breasts exposed.
Her exposed flesh soaked in sweat.
Loona bit her lip, the scent of Verosika's arousal getting to her as she watched her wife play with her breasts.
"Okay…" Loona replied in defeat, putting the popcorn aside, getting on her knees before shuffling over to lick her wife's pussy.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Room 4-20…
"NOOO!" Emberlyn drunkenly yelled as her eyes began to roll into the back of her skull as he stuck his tongue into her vaginal canal.
Naruto was so turned on as Emberlyn grabbed his head, her fingers pressing against the base of his ears.
The scent of her fluids made him feel like a wild animal. His entire body and mind were being dominated by one instinct.
Sex.
Precum was starting to form, so he knew he was ready.
He just needed Emberlyn to…
Emberlyn's thick, voluptuous thighs crushed his head as she climaxed a second time, this time, her cum entering his mouth, and her high was intensified with not hard aggression, but soft, gentle, loving laps of his tongue.
"Fuck… mee…" Emberlyn lulled. "FUUUUUCK meeeeeeeeee…"
She didn't get her rest as Naruto pulled her knees, which was a relief since standing was difficult, and pressed his cock against her lips.
A cheeky smirk appeared on her face, she pushed off of him slightly before Emberlyn engulfed Naruto's dick in her tits, spitting on it so the combination of it and her sweat would acting as lubricant.
Grasping her boobs, Emberlyn looked up at Naruto as she gave him a tit fuck.
"ah… aaha…. ah…." Naruto sounded as he enjoyed the service.
Emberlyn smirked as she leaned in, opening her mouth, sticking her tongue out, and tickled the tip of his dick, targeting the piss slit.
Naruto grabbed her ears, thrusting into her mouth.
Abandoning her paizuri, Emberlyn thrust her head forward, and pushed further beyond.
Naruto bit his lip, doing his best to hold his climax back, the precum entering Emberlyn's throat as she licked his balls with her tongue.
'Don't… hold it…' Emberlyn thought as she deep throated Naruto, her hands grabbing his ass to keep him from pulling out. 'Cum… cum in my throat…'
Emberlyn felt a shudder in her throat from Naruto's dick.
As if time slowed, Emberlyn pulled Naruto out of her throat, keeping her mouth open as he ejaculated into her mouth before she moved back far enough to catch it on her face.
Naruto pulled back, his knees shaking as he leaned against the wall and held onto the bedtable as Emberlyn stayed still, enjoying the warmth of the jizz on her face.
The cool air of theAC chilled the two to the bone, but Naruto was still erect and Emberlyn was still dripping like Niagara Falls.
They took some time to catch their breath.
Meanwhile…
"Yes… YES, RIGHT THERE, LOONA!" Verosika's head was thrown back, Loona's head being pulled DEEP into Verosika.
Loona, having switched to her Human Disguise to get her tongue in better, slipped her finger inside Verosika, hooking it enough to sensually scrape Verosika's G-Spot.
Room 4-20…
Emberlyn pushed Naruto into the bed and then sat on his face.
"Come on, tongue me more~" Emberlyn said, pressing her crotch into his face. "YES!"
Naruto held her thighs as he ate the sinner out, but then his eyes nearly blew out of their sockets.
Emberlyn arched back, arching her body and her hair following gravity with her breasts, and her face was right in front of Naruto's dick.
Which she swallowed back into her mouth, her tongue lathering the tip with thick saliva.
Naruto's Brain.X got the blue screen of death as he shuddered.
"You close?" Emberlyn asked, his dick exiting her mouth with a nice, loud 'POP' sound. "I guess we shall go to the main event."
Like a master gymnast, Emberlyn pulled her pussy from his face with her upper arm strength, her legs landing next to Naruto's.
"So~, you like my body?" Emberlyn asked as she crawled up to look in his eyes, her finger grazing his chest.
"You are gorgeous…" Naruto complimented as he looked at Emberlyn's breasts.
Her neon blue and pink fur accented with her leggings being the only clothing on her body, her cat like features making her adorable.
Naruto felt drool pool in his mouth as he felt a deep sexual thirst impale his loins.
Emberlyn smiled as she pushed her breasts into Naruto's face.
Naruto closed his eyes and pressed his hands on the outside of her breasts, squishing them into his face.
"Hmm…" Emberlyn moaned, eyes closed as her tail swayed, making a heart shape as Naruto tweaked her nipples.
Naruto pulled out and latched onto one of her nipples.
Emberlyn moaned loudly as she pulled him deeper into her breasts, sitting on his crotch and rubbing her lower lips against his dick for extra stimulation.
"Hmmm…" Naruto hummed as he switched nipples, causing Emberlyn to bite her lip.
"You ready?" She asked as she leaned down, pulling her breasts away from Naruto's face as her butt went into the air, his erection grazing her vagina.
"You know it."
Emberlyn slammed her hips against Naruto's.
Four eyes widened as far as they could, both participants were still.
'So warm…' Naruto thought as he looked at the ceiling.
'What the fuck…' Emberlyn thought as she could just tell there was a difference. 'He is… just so…'
Emberlyn… hadn't actually ever had sex before.
Being a College Weeb who lived with her parents didn't allow many opportunities to have intimate relationships.
Especially when she couldn't find a monster beloved.
Until now, anyway.
Naruto was hitting all of her most sensitive pleasure spots within her vagina, and he had not moved at all.
They were in Cowgirl, and yet Emberlyn felt like she was about to orgasm again from just getting on top.
She huffed heavily, large beads of sweat slowly streaking down her body and some dripping into Naruto's fur.
'Where… have you been… my entire life…' She thought possessively. 'No fucking way I am letting you go!'
"You ready, big boy?" She asked in a confident tone, a bit of shakiness in her tone.
Naruto nodded.
Emberlyn put his hands on her hips, but they went to her butt, smirking as she felt Naruto grip them.
Emberlyn put her hands next to his head and moved.
Before slamming down.
"OH, MY FUCK!" Both screamed loud enough to shatter normal glass.
Meanwhile…
"Beg, bitch!" Loona demanded, refusing to lick or touch Verosika, having pulled the Succubus's hair, making her hornier.
"PLEASE, LOONA, PLEASE, I NEED YOU TO GIVE ME RELEASE!"
Loona smirked.
"Lick me first!"
Room 4-20…
Emberlyn started bouncing ferociously as Naruto thrust when he could.
"Oh… ohOH… fuck…" Emberlyn mumbled with heavy pants.
Naruto felt Emberlyn's breast hit his chin, which he latched onto her nipple again.
"AAAgh…" Emberlyn screamed as she felt her orgasm quickly close. "Yes, WHOSE a GOOD BOY!"
Naruto… stopped.
Dead in his tracks.
No follow up movements.
"Huh… What ar…" Emberlyn asked in sexual concern as she was SO close.
"IT'S ME RIGHT!" Naruto shouted, looking Emberlyn in the eye like a dog, big eyes and everything.
"Huh?"
"IT'S ME, RIGHT? I AM THE GOOD BOY?" Naruto shouted as he grabbed Emberlyn's legs and with his upper body, pushed Emberlyn onto her back into the Missionary Position, his face between her breasts as he looked into her eyes. "I'M THE GOOD BOY, RIGHT?"
"Yes…" Emberlyn said as she ran her hand through his sweaty hair. "You are a GOOD boy."
Naruto's tail wagged as he had a dopy look on his face, eyes closed. It looked like his face was melting in happiness as he smiled in between two mountains of supple flesh pressing against it.
"Now, you can continue being a good boy, if you Keep fucking me!" Emberlyn said in irritation, her orgasm now far away from being pulled out of it with this distraction.
Naruto humped.
Thrusting powerfully enough to make the bed creak.
Dangerously.
Meanwhile…
'Wait… didn't I do that to Naruto during our first time?' Verosika thought, eating Loona's pussy like it was oysters in the shell.
She had not seen the scene, but was listening.
'Yeah, that sounds… like what happened with Naruto and I…'
Room 4-20…
"UUUUUUUOOHHGH!" Emberlyn gutturally moaned with pursed lips, making them look thick and kissable.
Which Naruto did, his tongue licking the lower lip before Emberlyn's tongue shot out and they lathered each other as Naruto continued to thrust into Emberlyn's pussy as he played with her breasts.
"Yes… Yes…" Emberlyn repeated while tonguing Naruto as her legs wrapped around Naruto's hips, using them to pull him into her harder, and she snaked her arms around his shoulders, gripping hard enough to cut into his back with her nails. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!"
Naruto felt Emberlyn clench on his penis, and the sensation overload was too powerful.
One final thrust upward, their hips connected, and a second, thick stream of life imploded within Verosika.
Naruto continued to thrust, pushing more out of him.
Emberlyn just lay there on the bed, occasionally shaking as her tongue hung out of her mouth, eyes wide as her stomach started to bloat.
Naruto's sweat dripped off of him and onto Emberlyn.
Both gasped for air as Naruto started to pull out.
A squelch sound followed as his tip broke free from its fleshy gripped prison.
A small water fall of mixed sexual fluids came out of Emberlyn's snatch as Naruto hit the head, staring at the ceiling with Verosika.
They lay still, overheated and thoroughly pleased, to let the cool air chill their steaming flesh.
"Am…ama…zing…" Naruto mumbled before his eyes closed as sleep started to encroach itself upon him.
Her naked body, just glowing.
Naruto's heart skipped a few beat, and through his exhaustion, he leaned over and kissed Emberlyn's cheek.
Emberlyn, while enjoying the cheek kiss, felt her heart tense.
"Oh, we're not done, yet, Ember~" Naruto affectionately called her as he pushed himself up, flipping her over, pushing her head into the pillows, ass up, exposing her cum filled vagina asshole. "I want to sample this hole."
"WAIT!" Emberlyn tried to stop it… but she was silenced with pain and pleasure as Naruto penetrated her anal cavity.
He fucked her.
Naruto continued to dominate Emberlyn.
Orally.
Vaginally.
Anally.
When the sun rose, Naruto was smoking a cigarette as Emberlyn twitched on the bed like a car on bad gas.
Loona and Verosika, as this was happening, limped out of the Hotel.
Their fingers soggy and looking like they had spent to long in the shower, and their jaws and tongues hurting like fuck.
Few Hours Later…
"A divorce?" Loona and Verosika gasped as Naruto put the signed papers.
"Yep." Naruto said, smiling as he snuggled with Emberlyn, who smiled cutely as the two leaned into each other. "I got bored of you two, so I am divorcing you."
"What about Andy?"
"She has two moms, right?" Naruto pointed out, gesturing to the two of them. "Andy will be fine."
"YOU BASTARD!" Loona shouted, grabbing Naruto's collar, yelling at him as Verosika began to hyperventilate.
'This can't be real…' She thought as her breathing got hard and harder, feeling like something was pressing against her face… and it was weirdly uncomfortable… why did it feel like someone was holding her waist?
Dry Fuck Studios…
Verosika's eyes snapped open, she shot up, looking around.
'My room?' She thought as her breathing was heavy, slowly evening out. 'But then…'
Verosika, whose eyes were adjusted to the darkness, saw her husband and wife sleeping, Naruto's arms around them both.
Verosika lay back down, staring at the wall.
She took a deep breath, and caught a whiff of something.
Pulling the covers up, the smell intensified.
She was aroused.
'So it was a dream…' Verosika sighed in relief. 'That's good, it felt so realistic… now I'm horny…'
Crawling under the sheets, Verosika carefully positioned Naruto, pulling his underwear down, exposing his penis.
'I'll satisfy myself… just to get rid of the memories of that horrible dream.' Verosika thought as she pushed her hair back before sucking Naruto's dick.
Next Morning…
"You okay?" Loona asked as Naruto iced his cock.
"I… don't know… how about you Verosika?"
"I don't know." Verosika replied, dry cum on her lips and chin.
"Hm… must have slept weird then." Naruto surmised.
'You'll never know…' Verosika thought darkly, doing her best to forget.
?...
Emberlyn was cackling as she sat at her desk, drool pooling out of her lips as she typed up her latest fanfiction.
"Soon…" She said as she looked up, seeing a picture of Blitz and a picture of Naruto. "Soon…"
She giggled evilly, sending a chill down the two men's spines.'
One-Shot, END!
Don't give me that Look.
Emberlyn is mega cute.
This was going to happen.
Like with CftM: Mission Un-Fuckable, this one might not even make it to Canon. But it has a greater chance of being in the story.
And, for those wondering why Verosika thought this was familiar, it is because I Copy and Pasted her first time with Naruto (Crying for the Moon: Chapter 20) and did some mild edits to make it fit this story.
Biggest hint was how Verosika reacted to Naruto being around Emberlyn, because she wouldn't allow that woman near her husband because of how annoying she is. BUT she does find her cute, and thinks she and Naruto fucking IS hot... until her dream became a nightmare with Naruto divorcing her and Loona. That is what made her scared.
I've had dreams like this before, with Ex GF and crushes.
If you enjoyed this One-Shot, let me know with a review, even if you hated it because it helps me become a better author.