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Tales as Old as Time.

Summer is hot. Even if she has Jerry's face...

"Aw, isn't he a cute! Goochy goochy goo!" Naruto cooed at the gigantic baby. "What's his name?"

"Naruto Smith," Rick scoffed.

Uzumaki blinked. "What? You yanking my chain, old man?"

"He's... not, actually, not this time," Summer said uncomfortably. "We named him after your show."

"After me?! Really?! Wow, what a coincidence! The multiverse sure is small!" Uzumaki smiled, then grimaced to himself. "It'd be wonderful if not for the part about my whole life being some sort of series for children..."

"It could be worse if you ask me," Rick said apathetically.

"So... who are his parents?" Uzumaki asked.

Morty and Summer blushed and looked aside in opposite directions.

Naruto waited, then asked, "What? You guys don't know?"

Kushina laughed and patted his back. "Oh, Naruto-kun...! You don't get hints easily, do you? Wait 'til we get to the Decadentverse and I'll explain it...!"

Caster.

True Name: Richard Daniel Sanchez C-137.

Other Names and Aliases: Rick, Doc, Grandpa.

Alternate Classes: Archer, Saber, Assassin, Rider, Foreigner, Alter Ego.

Alignment: Neutral Evil.

Attribute: Human.

Gender: Male.

Natural Enemy: Rick Sanchez.

Parameters:

Strength: C

Endurance: D

Agility: C+

Magic/Mana: B

Luck: A

Noble Phantasm: EX

Likes: Liquor, getting high, his grandchildren, liquor, abusing his grandchildren by pulling them into his adventures, liquor, insulting his son-in-law.

Dislikes: Pirates, wicker furniture, people with authority, the government in general.

First Ascension: Rick in his usual clothes, with an apathetic face on.

Second Ascension: 'Toxic' Rick. His skin, hair and clothes are all green.

Third Ascension: 'Western' Rick. He is dressed like his cowboy version, hat and everything. Or maybe this is Western Rick replacing him. Who knows?

Final Ascension: A happily smiling Pickle Rick.

Biography:

"Listen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe, because I'm the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets."

A nihilistic, drunk, cynical, sarcastic, reckless, selfish, callous, cunning, manipulative, brilliant, borderline sociopathic, actually sociopathic, rude, crass, foul scientist. He used to be a loving husband and father from Universe 137, but lost his family due to the Rick Sanchez from Earth Prime and his cross dimensional Council of Ricks (see also- Council of Reed Richards, Council of Kangs), after he rejected their offer to join them.

Rick shifted into another universe and stayed at the house of an alternate version of his daughter Beth, as he has come to feel all alternate versions of his relatives as ultimately interchangeable. He took his grandchildren, the spineless Morty Smith and the spirited Summer Smith, in his misguided trips through the multiverse, looking for the Rick who killed his wife.

Class Skills:

Territory Creation: A

While he is less likely to bother creating a laboratory than he is to craft new weapons and objects, being lazy and highly hedonistic, the Servant is perfectly able, if properly motivated, to build wide laboratories able to hold dozens of people at once.

Item Creation: A++

The Servant casually builds devices that go against the rules of physics and match True Magics on household junk and average items. This takes him little effort and he often does it all on his own, since he very rarely trusts anyone else out of his family with access to his technology.

To witness an incomplete list of the artifacts Caster assembled and carries on his person, see his Personal Skills below.

Personal Skills:

Omega Level Intellect: EX

Caster was branded the smartest mammal in the galaxy by an association of aliens studying him. His mind is almost peerless when it comes to scientific prowesses, as seen in his Class Skills above, but while he doesn't show it much, he is also astute and able to easily outsmart most around him.

If Caster puts his mind into it, he can solve almost any given situation, especially when backed against a metaphoric wall. The issue is getting him to actually care enough about anyone but himself to use his talents for the greater good.

Ultra Scientific Arsenal: EX

No matter what is the situation, Caster always carries a veritable one-man army's worth of weaponry in his old smelly open coat. He needs them as he usually walks into grotesque transdimensional trouble and his mouth always gets him into deeper wish. A just partial list of his tools should include:

Blasters of heat pulse.

A Meeseeks box, which spawns Meeseeks. The Meeseeks are small, thin blue bipedal creatures engineered by Rick to perform basic tasks for him. They can attack the enemy, but they also are physically frail and easy to dispatch.

A plasma sword.

An 'Hephaestus Whip' that shocks the enemy with discharges of electricity.

A small gun that shoots freezing rays.

Another gun that shoots a shrinking ray.

A love potion that makes anyone not genetically related to its target fall in love with them, as long as it is tossed on someone. As a Servant, this will not work on Caster himself or his Master. It may look useless, but it can be surprisingly dangerous as the target will soon be swamped on lovesick admirers.

A small forcefield projector, placed on Rick's belt instead of his coat. It provides a brief shielding from projectiles and other physical strikes. It only protects Rick himself.

Rockets built in his footwear, allowing short bursts of flight.

Physical Aumentation: C

A modern day equivalent of the Monstrous Strength skill, but which derives from an application of human science rather than supernatural ways.

Caster subjected himself to experimentation that rendered him more durable, faster, stronger and fitter than any man his age and subjecting his body to alcohol and drug abuse should have any right to be.

As a Caster, the rank of the Skill is lowered considerably, as well as Caster's own physical stats themselves, but even so, when under stress, duress, or another sort of obligation, the Servant can perform well above his usual capacities for short periods to impressive degrees.

Noble Phantasm:

Portal Gun: EX

The most awesome of Caster's inventions, and as such one qualifying for the status of a Noble Phantasm.

A portable weapon that is not lethal or meant to attack, but to open ripples in the fabric of reality itself and allow objects and individuals to slip from one universe to another.

An implement that breaks a basic rule of cosmology with swiftness, and yet for some reason The World cannot retaliate or erase it. The reasons for it are still unknown by all but the highest mystics of the multiverse.

While the blasts from it won't hurt anyone on their own, enemies can be shoved, pushed or kicked into the portals and sent to other universes to be someone else's problem, or they can be lost in the vacuum between dimensions. It also can be used to flee from them.

Just like with Medea's Rule Breaker, the mana consumption required is minimal. Should the weapon be destroyed by his enemies Caster is able to easily build another one with any items he has at hand, as long as he is given between two and five minutes and enough peace of mind to work.

Start of Battle:

"Doc Brown! Ah-ha-ha, good one! I'd never heard it before..."

"You don't know who I am! And you don't know what I can do! I'm Doctor Who in this motherfucker!"

"Do you want to kill me? I understand. I've had a lot of fun killing other mes."

Burps. "Good luck, turds."

"I need a fucking drink! Give me a second, alright...?"

Attack:

"Huh, well, look at that."

"Shut up!"

"Even dumber than Jerry!"

"You fell for that!"

"How stupid can you be!"

Damage:

"Fuck you!"

"I'd like to offer a rebuttal!"

"Yikes!"

"PAIN! Not the good kind!"

"I'm gonna puke!"

Damage by Noble Phantasm: "Where did that one come from!"

Victory:

"... that was sarcasm, by the way!"

"Not bad, drunk Rick. Not bad."

"That was a complete waste of your time and mine!"

"Are you happy now, you asshole!?"

"This place is full of damn idiots!"

Defeat:

"Wubba lubba dub dub!"

"Dear God!"

"You must be feeling very proud of yourself, huh?"

"Do you think killing a genius will rid you of him?"

"I knew I shouldn't have ever come here...!"

Summon: "Then, what is this? Tell me what's going on. Huh, I see, another incineration of human history. Is that it all? Eh? What? Ah, Servant Caster. The smartest of all Casters, by the way. Don't pester a genius at work, kid! Where's your cabinet of alcohol? YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!?"

Noble Phantasm Activation:

"This is my Portal Gun. What? Were you expecting for any retarded theatrics?"

Extra Dialogue:

"So which one are you? I swear there's a stupid variant of you in every universe!" (When you have Saber Artoria Pendragon).

"P-P-PIRATE!" (When you have Lancer Nami, Rider or Archer Francis Drake, Rider or Pretender Blackbeard, or Rider or Archer Mary Read and Anne Bunny).

"Don't get any closer! I know what you can do, mister! A wicker monster, seriously!" (When you have Caster Cu Chulainn).

"Ah, Marvin. It's good to finally meet someone with half a brain in this dump! You still don't have any liquor on you, do you?" (When you have Archer Marvin the Martian).

"Who is this charlatan? How could anyone be fooled into thinking he's a hero? Are everyone in his universe braindead? Just listen to his name, for the sake of-! And I'm not even religious! So many questions! Eh, I don't want to learn anyway." (When you have Berserker Mr. Satan).

"The world's greatest detective? I don't know, that's not my field of expertise. But he's got damn good drugs, and I've got to respect him for that!" (When you have Ruler or Caster Sherlock Holmes).

"It's a meeting of the minds! Hah. As if I had to be enthusiastic about that. Look, I'm not blind or dumb. I can recognize their own genius. But that's why I don't want to deal with them! Not because I'm jealous, really, but because smart people are a pain! I should know!" (When you have Caster Doctor Doom, Caster Hakubi Washu, Caster Skuld, Caster Hakase Satomi, Caster, Rider or Archer Helena Blavatsky, Caster or Rider Chao Lingshen, Rider Li Kohran or Caster Thomas Alva Edison).

Birthday: "So it's your birthday. What of it? Wanna drink until you pass out and forget your troubles? That, I can help you with."

Event: "Hey, look! We're bound to find some imbeciles there! So, huh, you're in the mood to avoid that hassle, or in the mood to kill those bitches?"

Holy Grail: "So this is the thing everyone's talking about? The big fucking deal? It's just a manmade probability altering device! I could build you one if you asked nicely and gave me some whiskey! What the hell! It grants you wishes? What are you all, children after the fairy godmother? Fucking idiots!"

Next: Strange/Fake than Fiction.