"It's nice to see you twin brother," Rwon-Wron Hood said to Roonil Hood, giving a male curtsey.

"Likewise twin brother," Roonil Hood said male-curtsey. "I like what you did with your hair."

"Thanks twin," Rwon-Wron replied. Rwon-Wron's red hair was styled under his green cap.

"WHAT is that smell?" Roonil Hood screamed, looking around wildly.

"It's coming from that way," Rwon-Wron Hood said, pointing to the Girl's bathroom. They heard a loud farting sound.

"I am sorry that you thought that fart was a threat," Hermionsue called out. "It wasn't. I don't want Rwon-Wron Hood's stories- I mean adventures deleted and I hope someone will repost Harry's smut stories about me because I loved them. I may think all you Weasleys are poor indentured servants and punching bags, but I like your stories."

"First of all, I actually like your review voice Harry," Rwon-Wron said. "I think they are hilarious and I can't wait until you update them. Secondly, no I am not any of those badass, great, noble Weasleys. Thirdly, HerDILFshimmy called half breeds poor animals and that's what got her tied to a stake."

"HerDILFShimmy was also tied to a stake for being the star of Harry's stor- adventure, where she had foul and abusive behavior to kids," Roonil added, "That is why her told you that if you don't attack kids you would stay out of Friar CU's radar because clearly Friar CU does not care about anything else. It was a threat to keep her away from kids."

"Unlike the Forbidden Forest, if you get excommunicated from my church you stay excommunicated. So escaping to another continent without witch hunts and making rules that are clearly just to control or abuse kids are big no nos," Friar CU said.

"You broke the rules by being a pyschotic child abuser," Roonil said. "Unlike Hogwarts, the CU Church checks IP addresses to know if you've been pulling the same nasty child abuse stunts you did at Hogsmeade. Don't forgot to report yourself to aurors."

"I like your portrait picture. Is that really how you look?" a bird asked Anthony the Lionheart's portrait.

"Of course I do," Anythony the Lionheart sniffed at the bird, Goldstein climbed out of his portrait. "Finally a good tale!" Anthony, "This fandom has been bombarded with so many insane and tasteless smut or child abuse slash violence to 11 year old children storie- adventures lately. Probably the works of the same control freak-gatekeeper who is determined to be the highest ranking peer in hell. You and the other great white knights have to keep stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, please!"

Rwon-Wron and Roonil said words of affirmative to Godric.

"Delightful. You are simply delightful," a bird gushed.

"Considering Rwon-Wron Hood lost house points for calling HerDILFshimmy a narcissist, unstable, mary sue. Yes keeping believing that," Harry griped.

"Who are you talking to, Harry?" Rwon-Wron was on a broom, hitting doxies near the 4th story window with a his hat in a display of super fast reflexes. "How do you know what Rwon-Wron Hood lost house points for? Because the last time Rwon-Wron checked, the amazing Rwon-Wron didn't receive losing house points; Rwon-Wron's Gobstone stones, chess board, and house elf cooking cauldron were confiscated without notice. What's more, Rwon-Wron nor Roonil never looked at or commented at HerDILFShimmy, so Rwon-Wron didn't call anyone anything!"

An orchestra version of Weasley is Our King floated through the window.

Weasley is our King,
Weasley is our King,
He didn't let the Quaffle in
Weasley is our King.

Weasley can save anything,
He never leaves a single ring,
That's why Gryffindors all sing:
Weasley is our King.