Jim and Nimmy flew across the sky in a hurry Jim never felt this excited in his whole life! They were in clouds and the lights from below looked so small from up there. "Look Jim," Nimmy said, "Finklebody's starts today so we have to get you some clown supplies at The Clown Depot and here we are at the border of clown world". They saw a big sign that said Wellcom to Washington, D.C. They then quickly landed in the parking lot of The Clown Depot and went inside.
Jim looked in awe inside of The Clown Depot everything that a clown would ever need was in there! "HELLO THERE!" said a clowny voice from the back "Welcome to The Clown Depot I am MacJingles the Retail Clown what can I do for you!" Nimmy laughed at the clown in a funny way "We are doing some late school shopping for young Mr. Winston here can you help us please"? "Mr. Winston!?" the Retail Clown said in shock. "That isn't the legendary Jim Winston is it"? Nimmy nodded confirming his suspicion.
The three clowns went into different aisles gathering Jim's school supplies. Jim got all the important things that he needed for clown school but the most important item of all was a horn. "With a horn Jim, you can do all sorts of clowny magic but you have to learn to use it for good at Finklebodys," Nimmy told Jim. After picking out the perfect horn they went to the front and checked out all the supplies "I can't carry it all" said Jim about to fall over with all the stuff. "Here Jim put it all into my sack" Jim dumped it all into the sack and surprisingly everything fit and it looked like nothing was even in it.
Jumping back on the tiny bike they then again flew off and headed for the school. Jim was becoming confused and puzzled by what The Retail Clown said. Why was Jim considered legendary? Who were his original parents Jim must figure out this clown mystery. "Look, Jim"! Nimmy said pointing at the ground "Finklebody's School of Clowns and Clowning around just below us"! It was a giant school-looking building with so many other clown kids there going inside. Nimmy landed carefully in the parking lot and they both got off the small bike.
"Well, Jim here we are at Finklebody's the greatest and only clown school in the eastern US. The other clown school is in Los Angeles". Nimmy said happily "By the way I am the head janitor clown at this fine establishment so you will get to see me again". "That's good" Jim replied "but I have something on my mind. Why did that retail clown say that it was legendary? Who were my real parents"? Nimmy looked grim and his smile went away and was replaced with a frown a very clowny type of frown.
"Look Jim," Nimmy said coming closer "your real parents were actually part of The Clown Liberation Army in the clown wars. they fought bravely for the revolutionary cause but then they were gunned down by the evil… Clown Killer Jeb"! Jim was in shock he then asked "Who is Clown Killer Jeb"? Nimmy then replied "He was the evilest man ever known in clown history he killed over 1487 brave clown comrades in the war. Your parents were trying to protect you they got killed"! "How did I survive his wrath?!" Jim said wanting to know more "Well when he killed your parents he tried to shoot you in your crib but then you did what no clown did before! The bullets reflected off you and hit him back in the face killing him!"
Nimmys story was incredible Jim never thought he could deflect bullets. Nimmy went on with the tale "So with your parents dead I found you in your crib sleeping and put you up for adoption and ever since then I have waited for you to turn 11 for it the age you can finally go to clown school and fulfill your destiny"! Jim was absolutely flabbergasted and bamboozled "wow" Jim said, "this is insane"! Nimmy's clown smile returned "you have to get going you know or you'll be late here is your of the sack of supplies see you later my boy" so Jim walked into Finklebodys and his epic school year was just beginning