Chapter 28
18th of June 2008
Underworld
Serafall couldn't wait! Her little sister was finally going to Japan with Rias to start school! But she was going to miss her...Good thing she could stalk her every day! Eheh!
"Huh?"
The Satan Leviathan stopped as she felt one of her summoning circles being activated. Wow! That hadn't happened in decades! Who could have enough energy to activate it - and enough luck to find one? She thought she'd taken them all out of circulation.
She teleported in a flash.
18th of June 2008
Playboy Mansion
Dionysos looked at the girl who just appeared. The monster in disguise. He smiled at her.
The milleniums years old woman embodied the beauty of someone in their late teens. Black hair tied into playful twin tails framed her face, and her eyes shifted from a striking blue to a playful pink hue. Despite her petite frame, she carried a magnetic allure, with curves that defied expectations, including notably large breasts. She wore the whimsical attire of a magical girl, akin to the outfit from Magical Girl Milky Spiral Seven, complete with a magic wand.
Serafall Leviathan
Magical Girl Satan
Lvl 5 768/6 000
"Hullo!"
18th of June
Playboy Mansion
"Hullo!", she saluted.
Serafall looked around. Wow, it was the Playboy Mansion!She would have recognized it in a thousand: she had all the magazines, and she often used them to masturbate. The living room was really super stylish.
Her gaze finally settled on the three people in the lounge. Quietly smoking a pipe in a large leather armchair, wearing a three-piece suit, was a Greek Titan. Serafall wasn't sure which one it was. She thought she recognized Prometheus - after all, she was the Satan in charge of international relations, and knew lots of faces. But that was impossible, he was imprisoned in the underworld...Just to her left, half-naked, stood a super-beautiful, super-feminine girl! And she had multicolored hair!
"Whoa! You even have multicolored pussy hair," Serafall exclaimed. She was so jealous! And they looked natural, too.
Finally, her gaze fell on the extremely sexy person with the aura that occupied the center of the room. In a crimson toga, his muscles glistening with oil, was the sexy beast himself: Dio fucking Nysos. She knew him well. Not personally, no, but because she'd taken an enormous interest in him. For two very different reasons. Firstly, for professional reasons: while he had been a shadow of his former self for some time, he had recently become extremely active on the Olympian scene. And, indirectly, on the international scene. Everyone - well, everyone who mattered - knew that he had taken control of the Labyrinth, an enormous, sprawling, sentient network that stretched across the globe. How had he done it? No one knew. But what she did know was what he produced! The Greek god had started producing porn, movies, anime...and she'd watched them all!
"Dio fucking Nysos! I am a big fan! Sugoiiii".
He stepped forward to shake her hand, but she enveloped him in a big hug. And she took the opportunity to grope his ass. Ehe.
"Did you summon me?"
The god smiled at her, "I saw your show. Magic Girl. Love it! But how about giving it a little more...oomph with an artistic collaboration?"
What? It was the second best day of her life - the first would be when she would bed her sister!
1st of July 2008
Rukongai
Thoas couldn't light a fag. And that pissed him off. Another thing pissed him off - he couldn't raise his fucking level!
Thoas
Dead, Duh
Level 67/500
With a wave of his hand, he ordered the two dead souls to burn down the house. And yeah, even in Rukongai, there were fucking mafia. Without really knowing how, he'd found himself at the head of one of the mafia organizations running districts 67 to 80 of eastern Rukongai.
"B...Boss!" someone shouted, coming up behind him. "Some...some shinigami are coming!"
"Uh? Shinigami? What was that, again", and someone kicked his subordinate. Not very nice.
"What are you doing here, scum?"
Bobby Random Fodder (yep, it's his family name)
Unseated Shinigami of the 11th division
Lvl 42/50
Tobby Random Fodder (they are brothers)
Useated Shinigami of the 11th division
Lvl 33/50
Uh. He still didn't know what shinigamis were, but they were of a much higher level than any he'd come across so far, which were between 3 and 11. Anyway, it didn't matter. He was still going to kick their asses.
2nd of July
Explicit content
"Fuck! You're hot as fuck!"
Serafall had just arrived, and she wasn't dressed as usual. Serafall sauntered into the room, wrapped in a provocative BDSM ensemble. Her attire left little to the imagination, each curve of her body accentuated by the tight embrace of leather and lace. The corset she wore sculpted her waist to perfection, drawing the eye to the tantalizing swell of her bosom. Fishnet stockings adorned her endless legs, their intricate patterns teasingly showcasing her every movement.
Dionysos could feel her horniness. They had already fucked together for some scenes in their three movies - well, that was more of an excuse - so he had began to know the young (for him, as he was less about only a thousand years old!) Satan. And now? She wanted to be fucked. Hard.
"So, Dio…my big big godling..." Serafall's words were laced with lust, "I was a bad girl, and I need to be punished."
"I see, baby...then you need to be punished."
Without any other words, the wine god grabbed her ass, squeezing hard, and kissed her fiercely, his tongue forcing its way into her mouth. He groped her ass, before ripping the corset off. Serafall moaned, his rough treatment turning her on even more.
"Oh Daddy, I've been a very naughty girl! I've been teasing all the boys at school, and I deserve to be punished!"
"Yes, and now you are going to get what you deserve, my sweet girl!"
"Yes, Daddy!"
"Bend over, baby girl, and take off those panties. Then, I want you to suck me until I'm rock hard!"
"Yes, daddy. I want you to fuck me hard and spank me. I need it!"
"I know, and you'll get it!"
"Yes, daddy. Fuck me hard. I'm such a bad girl, teasing and tempting all the boys at school."
...Had she really gone to Kuoh to tempt the boys at school? He'd rather not know.
He grabbed her, and slammed her into the ground with such force that it destroyed the first-floor floor of the house they were in, and they found themselves on the first floor. He didn't give a damn, and neither did she. He then took the panties, and tore them off, revealing her pussy.
"Oh, Daddy, it feels so good! Punish me, Daddy!"
"Serafall, there's an emergenc…uh?", they were interrupted by a guy appearing in the ruins of the house, that had been totally destroyed by their fucking.
Falbium Asmodeus
Weakest of the Satans
Lvl 5387/5800
3rd of July
Kuoh
Sona covered her face in shame. Beside her, Rias was blushing like never before. Akeno, on the other side of the room, was excited and...had she started touching herself in public? Son would have scolded her, but...
"Yes, Kiss Me, Dio...And then we will...", and, on screen, Serafall was interrupted when the actor kissed her languorously. Too languidly. And then began groping her buttocks on screen.
"And...Was it already diffused?", Sona asked. Her Queen nodded. Sona didn't know how to react.
"Aaargh"
Two weeks ago, Serafall had announced the forthcoming release of three "Magical Girl Serafall" films, with a surprise inside. And, by golly, there were surprises in it. First, that the lead actor was the fucking Greek god of wine and lust. What about the non-inference principle ? Then, that there were quasi-pornographic scenes, where you could almost see them fucking on screen. And they'd really fucked, according to Serafall! Fucking hell! And above all...the films had been shown everywhere in the Underworld. Everywhere. Millions and millions of demons had probably seen it…Argh! Worst of all, it clearly aroused Rias.
"You think…You think your sister could introduce us to this Dionysos?", asked Akeno.
5th of July,
Japan, Kuoh.
Dionysos appeared a few kilometers above Kuoh. His aura enveloped the city - he was in no way masking his presence. On the contrary, he hoped to be detected. With one sweep of his divine eye, he observed the scene unfolding thousands of meters below.
Rias Gremory
High-Rank Devil
Gremory potential Heir
112/2 000
Sona Sitri
High-Rank Devil
Sitri Heir
134/1 500
Akeno Himejima
Half Devil, Half Fallen Angel
Ria' Gremory's Queen
98/1 500
Abruptly, someone appeared in front of him. A woman. With her back-length silver hair cascading down, adorned with twin braids and adorned with small blue bows, she descended gracefully. Clad in her signature French maid outfit, the twilight breeze tousled her attire, while her piercing red eyes surveyed the scene with an air of elegant authority.
Grayfia Lucifuge
Ultimate Devil
Silver-Haired Queen of Annihilation
Lvl 5 658/6 000
"Lord Olympian. May I inquire as to your presence on Devil's territory?" the devil asked in a cold tone.
"I have come to see Serafall! She told me she spends her time stalking her little sister, so I thought she might be here! She's the best booty call I've ever had, so I thought I'd drop by and give her a kiss! To Serafall, I mean, not her little sister".
He saw a tick appear on the devil's forehead, but he felt her relax. Knowing that he was looking for Serafall, and that he was a familiar face and 'friend', meant that what she must have feared when she felt such energy enveloping Kuoh would not happen. Her king's sister was in no danger. Perfect. She knew who he was, which meant...
"Ooh! Have you seen my films?"
She blushed, but her expression remained impassive.
"I'm afraid Lady Leviathan isn't here. Please leave this area and do not return without express permission, your godliness."
Dionysus shrugged. It had been five minutes since he had covered the city with his energy - and since only Grayfia had been sent... Prometheus should have finished his missions unnoticed.
"No worries! I'm leaving! Kiss Serafall for me!"
5th of July 2008
Kuoh
Gorou Hyoudou heard the doorbell ring. As neither his son Issei nor his wife were there to open the door, he got up to do so. He opened the door. Behind it stood a tall, handsome man dressed in a three-piece suit.
"Hello, Mister Hyoudou! My name is Prometheus, and I've come to talk to you about scholarships to the United States! May I come in? Of course I can - you're under my spell!".
5th of July 2008
Kuoh
Kuroka had started running as soon as she sensed Grayfia fucking Lucifuge coming - bringing her stalking of her little sister to a premature end. But she hadn't run fast enough, apparently, as some weirdo in a suit caught up with her. The man, called Prometheus, had given her a Joker playing card. Apparently, all she had to do was say the word "Dionysus" and the card would teleport her to the Greek god who wanted to meet her. Far from the devils. And he even put an insurance for her little sister on the table.
Kuroka
Devil-Nekomata
Senjutsu User
1 120/1 500
6th of July
Alaska - Dionysian domain
Romain smoked a cigarette. He missed Thoas a little - but talking to his father had eased his fears and sadness: apparently the fool had managed to reincarnate as some kind of Japanese god of death, and if their old father's plan worked - well, Prometheus', who was a bit better organised and worked out the details - he'd be able to see him again.
But he still missed Thoas. He was the only one missing: all the members of the club were there, except him. At some 17 million acres, the Tongass National Forest was America's largest national forest, covering most of the Alaska Panhandle in southeast Alaska. Rising from the deep, rich waters of Alaska's Inside Passage, Southeast Alaska was a land of ancient forests, mountains and glaciers with abundant, diverse and unique wildlife. And they were all deep in that forest, gathered around one of the oldest trees in America, a giant hemlock over five metres in diameter. Uh. Ironic. The plant that had been used to kill Socrates. Thoas made sure to put his cigarette in a portable ashtray - there was no way he was going to leave it in the forest, especially with that guy staring at him so aggressively.
"My friends." Prometheus' friendly voice silenced everyone.
Pan
God of the Wild
King of Clubs
Lvl 1 100/2 000
(Lvl 1900/2 000*)
Prometheus
Titan of Forethought
King of Spades
Lvl 1 457/2 000
Orpheus
Potential Mini Zagreus
King of Diamonds
Lvl 68/800
Daedalus
The first Bill Gates
King of Hearts
Lvl 655/800
Bellatrix Black
Magical Girl
Queen of Hearts
Lvl 168/500
Penthesilea
Amazon Queen
Queen of Clubs
Lvl 197/500
Angele
First Maenad and Priestess
Queen of Diamonds
Lvl 271/500
Medusa
BDSM lover
Queen of Spades
Lvl 154/500
Icarus
Winged guy
Jack of Spades
Lvl 98/150
Romain
Artist and Son of Dionysos
Jack of Hearts
Lvl 79/150
Silenus
First Satyr
Jack of Clubs
112/150
Behind Angele, Romain recognized some of the priestesses and priests of Dionysus - Adrastia Zabini and her two acolytes Greengrass and Malfoy; and a few demigods, including her little brothers Castor and Pollux, or Clarisse Larue.
"You are gathered here because..."
Prometheus was interrupted, however, when something appeared beside them. Thoas tried to use observe on the newcomer, but was seized with such a violent headache that he stopped immediately.
Nya.?Lyna Lovegood
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Sleeping
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"Hullo. I'm Luna. Don't mind me - I just felt like my friend was going to do something cool, so I came to see! Forget about me!"
And everybody present forgot about the strange blonde child.
"What was I saying? Ah, yes...You are all gathered here to witness something great. Exceptional. Something truly mythical. A great renunciation, and a great departure towards something more. A journey of becoming".
The titan paused dramatically to maintain the suspense.
"Dionysus became a god by being just a man - and he raised himself to Olympian status by the chaotic force of his will alone. And today, he's going to become a man again!"
What? What did that mean?
"To be an Olympian implies...limits to one's potential. It's to be frozen, since it implies belonging to a stable order. It means being bound symbolically and conceptually. The god of wine will be doomed to be the Greek god of wine - and all the constraints this implies for reasons of history and intellectual association. But, by renouncing his divinity, he will be able, through sweat and chaos, to reclaim his domains without Greek mediation and take the first step in the direction of true divinity!"
No one understood a thing.
Prometheus sighed.
"Right... Imagine that divinity is a green balloon. The air in this balloon is the god's domains. The god is like the child in the playground of his elementary school who has the ball in his hands: he controls it, he's in possession of the balloon. But the ball's owner remains the elementary school - or, in our case, the Greek world. Conceptually, I mean. Imagine, then, that the child loses the ball on purpose, kicking it far away into the forest on the other side of the school wall. The child no longer has a ball. But once he's out of school, he can pick up his ball and take it home. Even if it's a legal approximation, it symbolically makes him the real owner of the ball, in the use he can make of it without the restrictions imposed on school's ground".
Silenus raised his hand.
"But what happens if someone else finds the ball before the child does".
Prometheus readjusted his glasses.
"Well...it's technically possible. But not only would that someone have to already know that the ball is lost, then have access to the forest behind the school - that is, less metaphorically, have a stronger level of intimacy and correspondence with the domains than this Dionysus that hypothetically became human again. Finally, the child has an advantage - he knows the ball, its color... And seeing green on green, if you don't even know what you're looking for, can be complicated! No, the biggest risk is that the child himself will never find his ball again …".
The mood became somber.
"…which makes it god with the biggest balls in the history of mythology! Just imagine! Already, a demigod who becomes an Olympian...But an Olympian who renounces his divinity to reclaim it autonomously, without dependence on any pantheon, any history, just by the force of his sweat and chaos, imagine! Just imagine! And the consequences? A human god, a god made human and god again - a true god! It's only been done once in the history of mythology! And the guy also transformed water into wine! Coïncidence?".
Prometheus' enthusiasm was contagious. Everyone felt they were about to witness something great. Far greater than them - truly divine.
The wind picked up, and Dionysus appeared. Silence fell instantly, and a shiver ran through everyone's body.
Dionysus stood on the snow. Dressed in a simple white toga edged in purple, a crown of vines on his head. His bare feet trod the forest floor, and he advanced towards the old tree, the giant hemlock measuring over five meters in diameter. The plant that had been used to kill Socrates, the one who killed the Dionysian spirit of the greeks according to Nietzsche. The leaves crunched beneath his feet.
Luna handed Dionysos a rope woven from peculiar black vines. Dionysos, radiating joy rather than sorrow, accepted it with a grateful nod. Under the shadowy branches of the towering hemlock, Dionysos paused, a jubilant smile lighting up his face. The magical vines in his hands pulsed with an energy of celebration as he securely tied one end of the rope to the ancient tree. With the rope now fastened, Dionysos took a deep breath, his excitement palpable.
He tied the other side of the rope around his neck.
And then…
He lept.
As Dionysus swung in the air, the rope gripped his neck, almost as if it were alive and aggressive. As he hanged in the air, Prometheus thrust his spear into Dionysus's heart. Orpheus plunged his enchanted lyre into the god's side. Pan drove his mystical flute into Dionysus's abdomen, and Daedalus pierced the god's flesh with a dagger crafted with celestial alloys.
Dionysos died as a smiling god.
A surge of energy radiated from the joyous Dionysos, creating a shockwave that rippled through the glade. The hemlock tree shivered under the power, and the very essence of reality seemed to reshape itself.
As the shockwave was felt across the entire planet by everyone sensitive enough to sense the shift in the fabric of reality, something merged with the Labyrinth.
Soon, Dionysos, the Man, would be born again.