In a Place Where it Gets Hot

Aladdin was sitting near a fountain outside the palace feeling a bit bored. Life as a prince had a lot of rules. While it was nice not to have to worry about his next meal, it was starting to feel unexciting, unstimulating, uninspiring, un-...everything. At least it was until the water in the fountain shot up like a geyser, gathering in the air to form a face. It would've seemed creepy if it didn't boom out, "Hey, Al!"

"Genie?" Aladdin asked.

The water fell back into the fountain, revealing the genie's blue form. He drifted down to the ground like smoke before taking a seat next to him. "You'll never believe this-wait" He broke off when he saw the look on Aladdin's face. "What's wrong, Al? You look so sad."

"It's nothing." Aladdin said.

"Then turn that frown upside down because I have stories to tell you about my adventures around the world." Genie said. "I figured that I had good luck befriending one prince, so I might as well meet a few more. And..." He kissed the tips of his fingers and, with a flourish, a flower appeared in his hand. The petals fell to the ground and vanished into blue smoke. "Romance, scandal, perfection."

"Romance?" Aladdin quirked an eyebrow. "I don't think our luck with each other was romantic, we're just friends." He considered it. "Wait...romance with princes?"

"Yup." Genie nodded like that was no big deal. Oh, it's sunny-by the way: romance with princes.

"Not princesses?" He clarified, his mind trying to figure this out.

"Yup."

"Genie," Aladdin whispered. "They'll cut off your...you know what if you just go around saying that."

He flung an arm around Aladdin's shoulder, laughing grandly. "Oh good one, Al." He kept laughing. "See? This is why I missed you."

"I'm serious," Aladdin said urgently.

A gigantic boombox appeared next to them. With a blue flash of light, a cord appeared and solidified to reveal a microphone in Genie's hands. "My name is Genie and I love to woo princes before I-" Aladdin clapped a hand over his mouth.

"Genie, they'll-"

"Eh, I'll grow it back," Genie said dismissively, the boombox and microphone vanishing into smoke.

"Why?" Aladdin asked. "Why would you do that?"

"It's a preference. Dressing up your pet monkey seems weird to me, but if it's something you like I won't judge."

"I don't have any problems with it, but," Aladdin began. "The guards-"

"The guards that work for you now?" Genie asked. That was actually a decent point. "So...curious?"

"Curious?" Aladdin asked, his cheeks heating. "What...why would I be curious?"

"Oh, Al," Genie said. "You were my master not too long ago. I can feel what you feel. And I feel a little hollow inside. Would you like to explain why?"

"I..." Aladdin said. "I don't feel hollow. Just..."

"Bored?" When the prince nodded, Genie said, "I want to grant you a wish...for old time's sake."

"What would it be?"

"The princes and men I've run into..." Genie began, a grin appearing on his face. "They get bored, too. Wanna meet them?"

"But..." Aladdin started. "I've never done that. I've never even wanted to do it...I don't think."

"It's a new experience, you don't know, maybe you'll like it," Genie said. "If you don't, just give me a shout and I'll have you back here before you can say..." His voice changed. His entire form changed so he was another Aladdin standing in front of him. He made an exaggerated expression of fear, eyes widening like saucers as he looked around frightenedly. "Genie, help!"

"I..." Aladdin laughed. But it sure was exciting. "Alright, let's try it."

"Then what do you say?"

"Genie," Aladdin began, the words feeling familiar. "I wish to meet your friends."

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!" Genie yelled, his form shifting into a bipedal Tiger with a blue ascot for a fraction of a second. He snapped his fingers and blue smoke started circling around Aladdin. And, in the next second, he knew he was no longer in Agrabah.

AN: Why would I do productive things like getting a night's sleep on a weekday when I could be writing smut fanfiction? I decided to revamp a few of the old chapters and make the story a bit more concise. Eh, I only really disliked Hercules's chapter so it was pretty quick.

For clarity, Phillip is a completely and entirely new chapter. Hercules is now chapter 2 and includes no full-on sex anymore. And Adam/Beast is also a new chapter. Then the threesomes have been pushed to the back (ignore any continuity errors-but those shouldn't exist). I have plans to do either John Smith & Kocum or Genie shapeshifting into each of the prior princes next.

The orgy is still overwhelming when I try to write it. Until then, there's a comic by Iceman Blue (which inspired this whole story) and KappaX. And a bunch of Disney ones from Phausto (Royal Meeting, Royal Call, etc.). It could take a year for me, but those are magnificent and I aspire to capture a tenth of their hotness.