Pyrophant: A Pokemon Fan Series

by Infer Saiyan

Eight years ago, Infernape (Son Lieyanhou) fell victim to an event that scarred him for life. Unable to move on, he isolated himself from others out of fear of reliving that trauma. However, when he goes on a journey with a brave Aggron, a wise-cracking Gengar who is more than he lets on, and a former friend who he feels betrayed him, he sees just a chance to move on. Also, on Ao3

65. Chapter 65: The Pyrophant Movie

Sup. My name is Kage Miyasako. You probably know as the incredibly handso-HAHAHAHA! Sorry, I can't fucking keep this up. I'm Gengar from Pyrophant. Anyway, I have been hard at work this past year to produce, direct, write, edit, orches-

"Compose."

Shut up, Lee. Point is, I made a movie, and today, I am proud to announce that today is the day that the film will be released. However, there is a delay, due to some legal issues. However, if you donate to my Selling Chances And Memories page, then you can pay my legal fees and . If I don't meet the deadline then I'll be taking a short 15-year vacation. So…Get on it! Come on! *snap* *snap*

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I'm gonna assume that y'all paid the money. Ha, fucking morons. Anyway, without further ado, are you ready for a forty minute rapping scene? Are you ready for shitty 3d effects that make me want to pour bleach directly into my eyes? Are you ready for David Zaslav to delete this movie for a tax write-off because fuck you? Then without further ado, I present to you, the feature length adaptation of Pyrophant!