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Tales as Old as Time.
CRACC Dating Service!
Where all your dream dates can become a reality!* As long as you send us all your personal data, bank account issues included.
Let romance take you on a long pleasurable trip with the best lovelies human history has to offer you!
CRACC Dating Service is the creation of Shadow Crystal Mage.
Caster.
True Name: Gilles de Rais.
No, wait! Please don't run away yet!
Other Names, Titles and Aliases: Bluebeard.
Bluebeard! Few names can boast of such a romantic tradition. Would you rather have Blackbeard instead? Yuck.
Alternate Classes: Saber.
But that one's boring! You don't want to do a boring date, do you? He's a neurotic no fun! **
Alignment: Chaotic Evil.
But hey! Don't judge people based on the brands society, the Throne of Heroes or the World gave them! Gilgamesh is Chaotic Good after all!
Attribute: Human.
Hey, he was born as one at the very least. It's not like he's wanted by any of the other Attributes, please have pity on him.
Gender: Male.
Look at the bright side. Would he make for an attractive woman? No, right? Then that is for the best.
Natural Enemy: Diarmuid Ua Duibhne, Lancelot du Lac.
He was married, of course he would hold these two as enemies. For all his faults you cannot accuse him on this one.
Parameters:
Strength: D
Endurance: E
Agility: D
Magic/Mana: C
Luck: E
Noble Phantasm: A+
So these aren't stellar stats, although for a Caster they kinda are, the weak fools, but listen out, they meant he couldn't be an effective domestic abuser, right? Oh wait, as an Anti Heroic Spirit he still can crush a man's skull with his hands. Anyway, if you are a Servant he couldn't be an effective domestic abuser, as long as you aren't another Caster or something lame like that.
Likes: "I cannot control these feelings. I am overcome at the thought of the holy and the divine... When I think of their fall, ohhh yes!"
Ah ha ha ha, what a kidder this Gilles...
Dislikes: "Oh, I cannot bear the shallow desires of the dead. Is there any sin worse than banality? "
... the dead have any desires?!
It's a question of faith, I suppose.
This Servant does NOT have the Brynhildr's Beloved trait. You're in luck, girls! That's one girl less you will be competing with!
First Ascension: Gilles bothers to stand straight instead of being hunched forward as he prefers.
Second Ascension: Same pose but now he is holding an open book. You should be warned, that might not precisely be The Bible.
Third Ascension: Same pose but now the book is glowing. Oh goodness.
Final Ascension: COOL! He is rocking out with his tongue lolling around like Gene Simmons.
Biography:
A French noble from the 15th century A.D. He repeatedly committed the act of abducting neighborhood boys one after another in his own domain, sexually abusing them and killing them.
... oy. Who is taking our applications lately? Who let this psycho in, that person should be fired- That is, that only happened when he went insane! It's not really his faul- Hmm, so looking at it, he also was sort of a jerk too before, when he hadn't met and fought along Jeanne D'Arc yet... But, if you are as good as Jeanne D'Arc, you would be just as good an influence on him so no worries!
He is later known as the model of folklore's 'Bluebeard'.
In the Fourth Fuyuki Holy Grail War, he was summoned by serial killer Uryuu Ryuunosuke. They embarked on a murderous spree stopped by the valiant Artoria Pendragon, summoned as a Saber class Servant, and he was slayed by her sword.
But forget all of that! Servants aren't the real deal but copies from the Throne of Heroes! So for all intents, this is an all new Gilles!
Just educate him properly and he won't be the same murderous monster he was in Proper Human History! ***
Class Skills:
Territory Creation: B
Your love abode with Caster will be built swiftly and decorated with all sorts of... ahhhhh... effusively distributed... materials.
Gilles is a lover of the arts and his workshops will reflect that. But we feel like warning you his artstyle isn't for everybody.
Personal Skills:
Menta Pollution: A
So he's a little bitsy loopy. But if you are too, then you are a match made in.. uhhh... With him, no two days are alike! It's an adventure! *****
Appreciation of the Arts: E-
See above.
"All geniuses are misunderstood when they are born before the time. Then again this guy was no genius." - The Joker, Assassin Servant.
Evil Eye of the Abyss: C
No jokes on Gilles' eyes, please, that is picking on a physical disability.
If you look at the abyss, the abyss stares back, which is weird, because an abyss doesn't have eyes. In any instance, you go insane if you look too lovingly into Gilles' evocative eyes.
Noble Phantasm:
Prelati's Spellbook- Textbook of the Sunken Spiral Castle: EX
Anti-Army. Armies tend to be evil more often than not, right? ******
A grimoire with a magical furnace built-in.
It can summon an inexhaustible supply of monsters from another world.
Gilles de Rais is not a legitimate Mage and doesn't have any training in Magecraft, but his grimoire uses Magecraft for him.
We hope you like octopi. If you don't, why are you even following a Japanese entertainment property to begin with?
You wouldn't protest so much with Hokusai, would you? It's because she is conventionally attractive and he isn't, isn't it? Open your mind!
Start of Battle:
"Now, let's raise the curtain on this blasphemous comedy!"
"Welcome to our sacrilegious banquet!"
Perhaps we forgot to mention this, but Gilles might not be the most adequate date for traditionally religious people.
Attack:
"How about that?"
"Hiyaaah!"
"Hrraah!"
"May the heavens hear your cries!"
Eh, in this he's as witty as the standard pretty Servant.
Damage:
"Why you!"
What? Not even a single 'Uncool!'? Why?
Damage by Noble Phantasm: "You brute!"
So you'd better treat him right. It's basic human decency.
Victory:
"Bwahaha! Your bright and shining self is meant to fall!"
"And now another Heroic Spirit blessed by God shall fall into darkness... Mwahaha!"
Women like men who are able to boast with style... don't they?
Defeat:
"And with this, I too become an offering..."
"No, not yet! Not enough corruption!"
We don't accept returns of battle damaged Servants.
It is your own fault for not being a good general in the battlefield.
Noble Phantasm Activation:
"Allow me to show you what COOL really is. Bwahahaha!"
Do YOU know what COOL is?
Summon: "I am Gilles de Rais, and I have come to you at your invitation. From here on, I shall be at your command."
Such a class introduction! How couldn't you love tha- Oh wait, he forgot to state his Class. That's a major faux pas. We'll have to take points off.
Extra Dialogue:
"Alas, we meet again, Jeanne incarnate! Let us celebrate by consuming the evils of the sea. " (When you have Saber Artoria Pendragon).
"No, this will not do... Not just any blonde knight maiden will do... You need to be far more clean, pretty, honest, and pure... More, how should I put it..." (When you have Saber or Caster Nero or Saber or Berserker Mordred Pendragon).
"Oh! Oh-ho-ho! My Master, you are godlike! No, you must very much be God Himself! You have done well to bring her here before me!" (When you have Ruler Jeanne D'Arc).
Uneasy silence.
We apologize for the words selected by the Servant to convey his meaning. CRACC Dating Service does not approve of its patrons getting god complexes. Also, no way Nero is a maiden.
Birthday: "My blessings for your new beginnings. Will these be a comedy? Or perhaps a tragedy? "
It's not a boring insincere birthday greeting! You've got to give him that!
Event: "Why don't we entertain ourselves around here?"
Holy Grail: "The Holy Grail... The epitome of my every desire... One day, it will be mine!"
'Mine'? Not 'Ours', he said? Oh. Oh, so he isn't so much of the sharing type after all...
You know what, forget it. Sorry we tried to set you in a date with this lemon. Nobody should go through that. We'll try to do better next time.
Gilles sat at his restaurant table, still and wide-eyed. "..."
Saber Alter in a maitress outfit approached him. "Hey, Mister. Looks like you were stood up. It's been more than three hours already. Listen, you have to either order anything or leave."
He smiled broadly and opened his arms. "Oh, Jeanne! You finally came to me! Beautiful Jeanne, this is the brightest day o-!"
An instant later Gilles was sent flying out through the front door.
* As long as that person isn't taken already.
** Besides, he always turns into this version anyway.
*** The instruction booklet on how to raise your Gilles is sold separately.
**** Adventures with evil magi tend to end up with them and their allies being cut down by a hero with a sword.
***** If you feel we are stretching too far for the sake of selling you this date please tell us so.
Next: Not-a-Saber Marionette J.