DC lost media: Batman and his robes

by catgirl33

A collection of scripts of episodes from shows and comic that already existed but would never shown on air or from shows that got cut from existing all together Inspired by my episode ideas and an idea for a rogues sitcom made by user Aesthetic-Core on Tumblr Link: /razzbarry/674787498372841472/what-if-the-gotham-rouges-were-a-sitcom

11. Episode name: almost had him too

The comic begins with a shot of Edward Enigma AKA The Riddler looking like he's waiting for someone, let the next panel is of him lifting up his wrist to look at a watch attached to it he lowers it in the next and then begin speaking

Edward: the girls should have been here hours ago, i swear to God if they ditched me I'm talking to pay

He Taps his foot and patiently and eventually lifts up his arms and aggravation walking away back to the getaway car and beginning to drive

He drives back to The Hideout and as soon as he bust through the door he notices query and Echo sitting at a table and begins to shout at them

Edward (very pissed): listen here you b* i don't know what got over you but you are not allowed to disobey

But before I can continue he notices some other things, most of all the amount of people sitting out the table, much more than there should be, he barely takes in that most of them are female henchmen of other villains when he notice is the only dude at the table

jervis(looking up from frosting a biscuit): oh hello Edward, i didn't know you were coming by, please see it i'll get you a cup

Edwards dances ground staring annoyedly at the blonde who smile quickly Fades when he notices his friends annoyance

jervis(glancing over to query and Echo): were they supposed to be doing something with you, i'm sorry I didn't know, ( he begins chastising the Riddler's Hench women) that was very rude of you too skimping out on him

But he's interrupted by The Riddler

Edward: listen(he takes a big breath), all of you just go, i need to confront them alone!

He points at the exit, everyone begins walking out some grumbling that they didn't get to eat, jervis is last leave he looks behind his shoulder sadly at edward who just waves him away head in a hand

Edward: i can't believe he did that,(he points menacingly at the two people left in the room) and I can't believe you two let him

Query(looking at the ground ashamedly): it's not his fault we told him he could

Edward(interrupting her): don't make excuses, now we're getting in the car and we're robbing that bank

He waits especially for them to follow orders and it's even more pissed when they hesitate

Edward(yelling): i said now!

The women hoped to and he follows leisurely behind grimace still on his face

The end