I got this idea from a YouTube comment from a video reviewing this episode
...
Episode begins like the real one but things take a shift when the channel on the rec room TV is changed to the news
Vicky Vale( in the middle of a sentence): and now we turn to the man who cooked up this concept
The camera pans to Cameron Kaiser who is smiling a smug douchebag smile
Cameron: some may think me crazy for even considering buying this rickety place, but I had a vision for this place and I know every single citizen in this town will thank me, for sprucing this place and the people in it up
The camera zooms out to show both a standing outside of the doors of Arkham Asylum, a collective gasp is shared around the room
Cameron(walking and talking down the halls of the asylum): no you may ask me, Kaiser, how we're turning this place into a entertainment spot help help the people inside it, well my friends as most of you know many of Gotham's costume criminals only do it for attention, and what brings you more attention than being in a circus
He pauses to open the door to the rec room showing the shocked faces of the collective criminals inside of it before continuing to speak
Cameron: and I employ you ladies and gentlemen to give these poor souls the attention they crave,(he points of finger into the camera his face which was previously in mark sympathy to the criminals he was speaking of had shifted quite quickly to his normal douchebag grin), and order your tickets now
Later back in their cells the Rogues Gallery speak among themselves
Isley: this is a violation of our human rights, this has to be a crime
Harley: if it is then why didn't the b man punch that guy on live TV, speaking of where has he been, he said he'd visit me yesterday but I didn't see him
The scene cuts to a the Batman having an erotic sword fight with Talia al Ghul in an Egyptian tomb, eventually it becomes so erotic they start making out
Meanwhile back with the Rogues gallery the hatter's the next to speak
jervis: well I'm going to practice some old ballet moves I learned in college,(he gives out a grunt as he stretches in a way he hasn't in a while), if we're going to be performing for the rest of our lives we might as well perform things we're good at
Joker: well we could give up hope and be performing monkeys, but I think I have a better idea
He looks out his signature laugh as a scene Fades to the next day Cameron stands in the middle of the room like some sort of douchebaggy ringleader
Cameron: and now for a First Act the Great, the vicious, the crocodile man!
Some heavily armored guards push in a cage holding Waylon Jones, a pair of tongs is pushed into his cell holding some raw chicken, but Waylon just sits there, the person holding it shakes it a bit, nothing, squishes it in his face, nothing
Guy holding the tongues: come on you big oaf just eat it
Waylon: I'm not hungry
And then he lays down in the cage and start sleeping
One of the now very annoyed guests: you said this was going to be riveting
Another: yeah I want a refund
The crowd begins chanting refund, and with each chant Cameron's face goes angrier and angrier until
Cameron(yelling): quiet!,(slicks back his disheveled hair), no ladies this may have been a bad start but our next ACT will really enchant you, people I present you the enchanting poison
But he's interrupted when he looks over to see the person the guards have brought out is not poison ivy, it's Jervis, and he's dressed in the outfit Isley was going to wear and absolutely luscious robe just begging to be stripped off slowly
Which he begins to do and and the chatter from the crowd begins again
Dude in the crowd: this makes me feel weird I want a refund for that
And the refund chant begins again, Cameron puts his head in his hands ever seen shifts to him still with his head in his hands now in his office
Cameron: oh God, I ruined, I spent half my fortune on the stupid place, oh God
He's self-pity rant is interrupted by his office door being opened, he looks up to see the Joker flanked by Joan Leland
Cameron(resigned to his death): all right clown, just kill me and get this over with
He braces for whatever the Joker fits him to die by, but his head lifts up when he feels something being Shackled on both of his wrists, he sees Batman who suddenly appeared from nowhere giving one of his signature back scowls
Cameron look like he's about to beg for death but before he can he's lifted by the chain of his handcuffs and dragged away
The scene cuts to the rec room again, jervis is doing some quite impressive ballet moves with Jonathan who looks like his knees are about to buckle not from the weight of his dance partner but from the proximity of jervis's junk to his face
Joker's watching cartoons and Pamela is pressing little smooches to a ficus like you would a dog
Batman watches from the Shadows knowing that one of them will break out soon but basking in the peace of this moment
The end