1. How to
Jonathan crane stands in a white void his face is to the viewer
Jonathan: evening, I'm here tonight show you how to
He plunged his hand into the void keeping his legs from you in pools a violently struggling little blonde from the darkness
Jonathan: how to tame a raging Beast
Jonathan glances over to the still raging little man his eyes frankly flash red for a second and jervis goes limp in a second and soon after clings to the taller man's arm like a Lovestruck koala
Jonathan: that's how you do it folks
2. Battle of wills
Two brunette sit, a desk separating them, the clock on the Wall Kicks rhythmically, the silence is ended when the bearded brunette begins laughing
jervis: you really think, that's going to work
Jonathan: yes Mr tetch I do, if I know anything is that a taste of your own medicine can be... Very effective
jervis lets out a little chuckle tilting his head on its prop on the back of his hands playfully
jervis: how about a wager then, we look into each other's eyes and whoever Falls first is subject to the will of the other
Jonathan adjusts his glasses obscuring his eyes from sight and smiles a Sinister grin
Jonathan: a wager it is then
Hours later jervis stands politely in front of the group of doctors, he's completely clean shaven and his pupils are blown and distant
Jonathan: as you can see my fellows, he's completely cured, not a single thought of crime is running through his head
jervis nods at this statement, doctor is right, he's always right, patient tetch doesn't have a single thought of his own anywhere in his head
3, caught on purpose
Dr Hugo Strange Stomps through the halls of Arkham Asylum he's grumbling to himself about Batman
Soon he's at the front door of his office behind the glass muffled moaning can be heard and he raises an eyebrow in suspicious surprise as he creaks the door open slightly
jervis(in between moans): oh God doctor, cure me doctor, pure me with your dick
The tall chubby blonde is being railed into the desk by the much thinner and shorter Jonathan crane, the redheads hair is sweat slick but other than that he has a completely neutral face, he looks over to the Hugo directly in the eye and stops his pounding abruptly
jervis(confusedly):w- why do you stop
But before tetch can turn his head to look at what the other man is looking at Jonathan continues his thrusting sending the man laid on the desk into another morning fit
Hugo closes the door and decides calling in early gay and going back home would be a good idea
The end