Lewis: Guess what I'm about to get!
Lenore: On my nerves.
Lewis: You might not know this, Lenore, but I am a flawed person.
Lenore: I do know that.
Lenore: Italics.
Lewis: Yeah, Italians.
Lewis: Oh, here's my award for the most rules broken!
Lenore: That's not an award, it's an angry letter from our boss.
Lewis, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word 'most' in it, so I'm calling it an award!
Lewis: Dorothy likes to say 'you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,' but I happen to believe you can be both.
Dorothy: If you aren't someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago, are you really living?
Lewis: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Dorothy: ...We're on the ground floor.
Lewis: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
Dorothy: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don't answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.
Ophelia: How do I tell Dorothy that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?
Ophelia: I have feelings for you.
Dorothy: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
Dorothy: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Ophelia: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
Lenore: Fuck you.
Edgar: No u.
Lenore: I'm down.
Edgar: You're like 2, what the fuck-
Lenore: I AM NOT 2!
Lenore: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Edgar: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
Lenore: That was so hot, Edgar.
Edgar: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Lenore: I'm so in love with you.
Louis: I feel like doing something stupid.
Stewart: I'm stupid, do me.
Stewart: I have feelings for you.
Louis: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
Louis: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
Louis: Can I borrow five dollars?
jonathan: If you're only borrowing it, does that mean you'll pay me back?
Louis: Of course.
Louis: Not directly, but with my love and affection.
jonathan: So that's a no.
jonathan: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Louis: Is that a picture of you?
jonathan: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
jonathan: Dammit, Louis, you ruined everything!
Louis: You're welcome.
jervis: Do you even know what an amulet is?
Lenore: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!
jervis: Lenore, those are omelettes.
Lenore: Oh. Then I've got nothing.
Lenore: Last week, jervis tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".
Lenore, playing a video game: This game is so frustrating! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!
jervis: Ok, I think it's time to turn off the game for a little while.
Lenore: But I'm having fun!
edd: I don't care what anyone thinks about me.
Dorothy: Ok.
edd: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?
Dorothy: Do you need help getting up?
edd: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.
Dorothy: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
edd: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!