The scene begins with malice cleaning a cup when the whole bar begins to spontaneously shake and from a hole shattered into the wooden floor emerges are very rickety looking elevator, it opens spewing out a cloud of hellish black ash, when the clouds subside to demonic form step out from the elevator, all we see of them is there only formed feet at first
But when they sit down they will reveal to be to very familiar if very changed faces
jervis(living out an exhausted sigh): hey Mel, give me a strongest stuff now I need to get wasted
Malice(completely unfazed by everything that just happened): tough day?
Jonathan(in a very Southern Voice): worst of his afterlife, I had a pretty bad day too, you know how hot it is to make butter look scary!, and the guy I was in was definitely afraid of the stuff but I still had a hard time!( he gives an exhausted sigh draining the glass of alcohol he was given in one swig)
jevis(who's already drank three glasses): he was so stupid he barely knew I was trying to seduce him even what I had his pants down!
He shoves his face into one of his hands and lets out a goat like grown as his ears flap in anger
Just then kite man and his girlfriend, golden glider came through the front door carrying a bag, they let out exhausted yet successful size of the drop the bag which open slightly to review it filled with an odd looking fruit
Both of the Demonic Rogues look back and give simultaneous looks of frustrated horror
jervis(his tail whipping around and great displeasure): him again!(he shoves his face into Jonathan's plumed chest and lets out a frustrated cry)
Jonathan(his back feathers raised up in threat): you stay away from those you horrible creature, (he lets out a snake like his as he holds the shorter demon close to him)
Kite man( confused): hey... That's that crack addict succubus that tried to molest me
jervis(facing kite man angry etched on his face and his horns engulfed in pink fire): I am not a crack addict, I never did crack in life and I'm not doing it now
Jonathan(holding jervis back from leaping on the c list villain): he's not worth it bunny lump, just leaving him be
Jonathan carries the struggling redhead over shoulder back into the hell elevator and down to where they came from
Glider: hey wasn't that the Mad Hatter and the Scarecrow, aren't they supposed to be dead
Malice(texting on her phone): yeah the big guy downstairs made a deal with all the problems with criminals that they could work off their eternities in Hell by doing some freelance demon work, jerv usually does succubus stuff
Kite man(genuinely curious): can I be a kite demon
Malice(shrugging): maybe I don't know
Golden glider(trying to get back on task): just forget about that we need to peel these magic lemons so we can make that mystical Citrus drink that old book was talking about
End of scene