Diana Prince was cleaning her room when suddenly there was a loud exploding sound in the distance, when she ran to her window she looked outside to see a pink cloud of smoke emanating from a far distance, quickly getting into her hero uniform, she jumps out the window and races towards the explosion.
When she gets there the site she sees stops her in her tracks, chaos unfolds around her, and at the center of the chaos stands Jarvis tetch holding Aloft a golden staff was an Apple at the hilt shooting out bursts of differently colored energy, the pink beams cause explosions, which is demonstrated by a building next to her suddenly exploding, quickly dodging the debris she begins to race over to the headed man when another beam of energy this time a blue one shoots onto a mailbox that was next to her, it suddenly gains life and, opens its mouth to shoot out a barrage of mail which blasts her away from her course, Diana had barely Shake It Off the shark when another burst of energy, this time a golden one shoots a person that you feel next to, at first the man seems confused at the lack of exploding or dying but suddenly his eyes start to Glow golden and he begins attacking Diana, thinking quickly Diana uses her knowledge of the human body to find the man's postpoint and knock him unconscious
Diana had barely turned back to face Jarvis when he suddenly holds the staff above his head and starts saying something in Greek,"θεά του χάους Ο Κήρυξ σου σε καλεί να του δώσεις ένα άρρωστο κώλο", after the words leave his lips the hatter is enveloped in a golden sphere and when it opens back up his outfit has changed into a knee length black gown, the skirt of the Gown is in blazing with golden apples this apple motif goes all the way up the outfit, with the two bracelets around his wrists having Apple charms, as well as a call the wrapped around his neck having an apple pattern on the fabric, there's all so a little crow charm on the collar, a top his head is his signature hat but with an added addition that being an apple pen pierced into the brim of it. Diana had only finished taking us all in when a blast of purple light shoots from the Apple staff
when Diana gains the ability to see again she notices starting Langley that she's smaller and when she looks down and she sees that her hands have been turned into black paws, searching for reflective service she finally sees her new shape in the mirror of a beauty salon, she has become a rabbit, suddenly she hears a pain yellow and she turns to see another cat being blasted with a beam of purple and gold energy, the feline begins to grow and to change Hue turning from its original orange into a spiraling purple pattern, with a transformation is complete the hatter climbs onto the now horse-sized purple cat and rides it like a horse away from the scene of the Mayhem letting out a mad cackle as he rides
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The rest of the superhero girls had gotten to the scene of the Mayhem a couple minutes later searching around for their friend they find her in her rabbit form, Z attempts to change her back with some magic it doesn't work only giving her back her superhero uniform now sized for rabbit, Diana who thankfully still has the power of speech explains to the girls that she believes that Jarvis has been enlisted by Eris the goddess of chaos to spread well chaos. In fact if he spreads enough chaos she was will be powerful enough to Break Free of her prison in Tartarus, luckily for the girls Diana has something that can track the hatter, a branch that from the tree that bore the apple of Chaos that leads any one who wields it to the Apple,
the branch leads the girls to a city park where more chaos is being unfolded, the flowers sing, the butterflies are literally made of butter, and in the distance the girls can hear a familiar tune being song by two voices, the girls make it be line for the music and what they find is a tea party all the chairs occupied by Golden Eye civilians, standing on the T table is the hatter and the Scarecrow who is dressed in a waistcoat and has a pair of brown bunny ears a top of his head his eyes do not shine golden, the girls try to sneak but a fumble causes a teacup to shatter on the grass, causing both dancers and the party guests to turn the gazes to the super heroines
"oh it's look like party crashes have come darling Margie, now we can't have that can we my darling guests" the hatter says and at his words the civilians stand from their seats in unison and begin to rush at the superheroes. After Valiant effort of fighting the civilians off but not trying to hurt them too bad the girls stand strong in front of the hatter, but do their surprise instead of anger the hatter begins to laugh, and his laughing only gets louder as the Apple staff begins to Glow finally shooting out a rainbow of energy which pierces the sky
the clouds begin to Royal into a storm and a bolt of multicolored lightning strikes the ground a couple feet away from the tea table splitting the Earth, from the gazam in the ground Rises a figure all of pure chaotic light, Eris goddess of chaos stands in front of her Harold and the foolish Heroes that sought to keep her in her Tartarus prison, her Harold bows before her holding her rightful staff to be had by its rightful owner," my goddess I have brought you to the human plane as a service to your great chaoticness, all in return I ask of you my goddess is to give me a smidgen of your power so i may Frolic in Endless Whimsical chaos with my beloved" that Jarvis says, Aries takes her staff lifting Jarvis's head to look into her glowing face and... She begins laughing, Travis is confused when the goddess is done in her cackling she looks at the Hatter and says one word
no
the goddesses hand leaves his chin and Jarvis is left feeling used, he did all this believing this goddess was only trying to spread Whimsy and mischief but now in his very Soul he knows this God is wishes only to spread disharmony and destruction, his mind flashes back to what he read on that museum tablet about the Apple staff," it is said the only way to banish Eris back to charteris is for the one that held her return to say this incantation" the inscription has said and Jarvis begins to recite the incantation as tears stream down his face,"Εγώ ο Χάρολντ του Χάους" but before he can finish someone turns him around and locks their lips with his when he opens his eyes he sees Jonathan glowing golden eyes staring into his, on Instinct he submits to the kiss but he quickly remembers that this is wrong and it begins to struggle away from his boyfriend, he's struggling causes his arm to get free and thinking to himself about how sorry he is he punches John in the face and begins to continue the incantation
"I Herald of Chaos, διώξε τη θεά μου πίσω στη φυλακή της" just as suddenly as he said it another bolt of lightning shoots from the sky opening another crater in the Earth from it emerges dark spectral hands that rap around Eris dragging her back to Tartarus as she screams that she will have her Vengeance on mankind in the process of her struggling to not be put back into Chargers she drops the Apple staff and it slides over to Jarvis
as soon as Eris is pulled back in her prison the chasm closes and from the chasms closing shimmers a wave that undoes all the chaos spread by Jarvis, Jarvis looks over to the group of superheroons who all simultaneously give exhales of relief, he grabs the staff and walks over sheepishly to Diana handing it over before beginning to vigorously apologize, his apologizing is interrupted by a hand on his shoulder when he looks he sees Diana has a sympathetic smile on her face," it's okay Jarvis I forgive you just don't do it again okay" Diana says and her and her friends begin to walk off but Jarvis thinks suddenly and calls to Z, when the magician girl comes over he whispered something into her ear
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sometime later Jervis gets off his gigantic purple cat's deed which transforms back into a regular sized purple cat hopping into his arms as he goes into his house. Going up the stairs to his room he opens his closet to reveal his shrine to the chaos goddess beginning to recite an incantation,"Chaos goddess I wish to commune with you", as soon as he's done saying it in front of him forms Eris in a more humanoid form her toga is emblazoned with golden apple imagery and around her ankles and wrists are black chains made of smoke, she has a piss look on her face and she says grumpy, " why did you call upon me". Jarvis looks upon the chaos deity without fear and says sympathetically " well Eris I understand why you wanted to spread all that destruction you're angry that you were banished I read about what you did and I realized all you wanted to do was play a harmless prank but harmless to to deities is pretty harmful to people and so the gods banished you for spreading all that destruction"
the goddess looks surprised at what the human is saying but before she can say anything the man continues " so I want to make you stay and Taurus a little bit less boring" Jarvis quickly leaves the room and when he returns he's holding a plate of cookies, handing one to the goddess she tentatively bites into it and gets a look of bliss on her face exclaiming" what is this wonderful morsel", Jarvis Just Smiles and says it's a cookie the goddess requests more and her Harold will delivers
Notes:
θεά του χάους Ο Κήρυξ σου σε καλεί να του δώσεις ένα άρρωστο κώλο=goddess of chaos Your Herald calls you to give him a sick ass new outfit
Εγώ ο Χάρολντ του Χάους, διώξε τη θεά μου πίσω στη φυλακή της=I Harold of chaos, banish my goddess back to her prison
The prank Jarvis was talking about, was a water bucket prank which caused a deadly flood that kills like a bunch of people