Just meeting…
Millie: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Moxxie : Spear.
Millie: BLOCKED.
Moxxie : What do you have?
Millie: A KNIFE!
Moxxie : NO!
Millie: How would you like your coffee?
Moxxie: As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Millie, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
Millie: You look really stressed.
Moxxie : Haha, it's the stress.
Millie: To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden.
Millie: Moxxie , are you okay?!
Moxxie : I told you to stop asking stupid questions!
Moxxie: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Millie: You and me!
Moxxie: *tearing up* Ok.
Millie: Talk dirty to me, baby~
Moxxie : The dishes.
Millie: Wh-
Moxxie : They've been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
Millie: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.
Moxxie :
Millie:
Moxxie : ...Please, go back to bed.
Moxxie : Goodnight to the love of my life, Millie, and fuck the rest of y'all.
Moxxie : How the hell are you still alive? Blitzø: Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.
Moxxie: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?
Moxxie: I must be losing it, I'm quoting Blitzø .
Blitzø: So Stolas, how did your first time cooking dinner go?
Stolas: Pretty good if I do say so myself.
Blitzø: Oo! Okay, what are we having?
Stolas: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.
Blitzø: A whole potato?
Stolas: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!
Blitzø: These just look like big slabs of black.
Stolas: Because that's what they are!
Stolas: And then for dessert, we have chocolate.
Blitzø: These are just chocolate chips?
Stolas: They sure are!
Stolas: And then for drinks, we have toast!
Stolas: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetit!
Stolas: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.
Blitzø: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.
Blitzø to Stolas: Sorry I can't be emotionally vulnerable with you, it'd ruin the mystery.
Blitzø: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Stolas: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
Blitzø, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
Blitzø: THERE. Now send it.
Millie:: Dude, your handwriting is terrible, are you sure you want to-
Blitzø: JUST DO IT!
later
Loona: So what does it say?
Moxxie , reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my..."
Loona:
Moxxie :
Loona: Gross-
Loona: Blitzø, you'll be working with Millie and Moxxie.
Blitzø: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Blitzø: ...Of people on a team.
Millie: I love you.
Moxxie : I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.
*Millie and Moxxie kiss passionately*
Loona, to Blitzø: You owe me 20 dollars.
Loona: Do you love Moxxie ?
Millie: Yeah, I do.
Loona: Blitzø! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Blitzø: We all love Moxxie . You should've asked if they were IN love with them.
Millie: I thought that was implied.
Blitzø: ...
Loona: ...
Millie, looking straight at Blitzø: Congrats Loona, you just won 100 bucks.
Blitzø: *about Moxxie and Millie* They make a cute couple, huh?
Loona: They certainly are standing next to each other.