May 2, 2016
Dear diary,
Today is the day! The day of when I torture him! I've decided what to do. I'm going to do everything I put on my list! The perfect plan of revenge! Now, I'm going to go find him and rain my anger all over him!
I told him about my punishments I've told you about and he was so scared. I mean, his face didn't show any fear, but I could tell that he was shivering on the inside. I told him that we're going to watch a romantic movie later today at 2, and I also chased him around the castle shooting rupees at him. County saw me though, and he said no chasing people shooting rupees at them allowed. I was super sad that that didn't work out, so then over the next hour, whenever Dimentio is trying to practice his magic, read a book, or whatever, I tried to touch him. And he was actually quite uncomfortable, thank goodness. I did actually touch him once, and now whenever I try to touch him, he just teleports away. I was sad that that didn't work out, either. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and watch a romantic with Dimmy. I hope he won't teleport away, even though I have a feeling he will. See you later!
~Mimikins