A/N: I am not Hispanic and I'm sorry if this offends anyone, please don't cancel my younger self :sob:
May 5, 2016
Dear diary,
Today is Cinco de Mayo. It's some kind of Mexican holiday that almost no one in the world realizes that it's actually there. Except people that live in Mexico. Whenever it's Cinco de Mayo, they all go crazy about it. Seriously, what is the purpose of that holiday? Really, who cares? I guess Dimentio cares. He cares really much. I didn't even know he was Mexican. When I asked if he was, he said no, but he was still in love with the holiday. I didn't want to take part in the whole Cinco de Mayo thing, but Dimmy persuaded us to take part anyway.
Anyways, we watched the part in Despicable Me 2 where Gru and the girls got to go to a Cinco de Mayo party. Also, Dimmy got us tickets to an actual Cinco de Mayo party. Festival, actually. I can't believe I'm saying this, but, I had tons of fun there!
There were these cute Mexican clothes that could fit me and there were those chip hats we saw in the movie. Now those were delicious! There were dancing there too, with a popular boy band playing at the festival! I actually got their autographs! I almost fainted! At the end, I got to bring a stuffed animal and some cute clothes back home for free. I'm definitely going to wear them on the next Cinco de Mayo party!
I also can't believe I'm saying this, but, I think I love the holiday Cinco de Mayo now! As long as there's a festival with cute clothes and a boy band, that is~
~Mimikins