A/N: Forgot to mention that this entire thing is post-game :p
May 8, 2016
Dear diary,
Today is Mother's Day. You may be wondering why I'd be writing about this in here, because I don't even have a mother. Or a father. Or any brothers or sisters. So I thought I'd be spending my day alone. But I didn't. Guess what-Nassy, Dimmy, and the others don't have a family either! So I guess I'm lucky.
The thing is, the last thing I want right now or anytime in my life is for Timpani, that "lovely" girl that met County, whose real name is Blumiere, to come here. I just can't believe that girl MARRIED Count Bleck! I mean, it was sweet and sad and all, but still! Also, guess what? SHE CAME TODAY! This is the worst day of my life! She came and took County away for some "lovely" candlelight dinner at, like, the best restaurant ever. I didn't care. The good thing is when County is gone, everyone celebrates because now there's no one to watch over us and we do whatever we want.
Which reminds me...today is the last day of my punishment for Dimmy. We have watched a romantic movie every day of the week, and today I have chosen a really sweet and romantic movie for us to watch. He has tried to teleport away whenever I try to make him watch one, but I fiercely told him that I will start cracking my neck and stuff. He didn't show any emotion as usual, but I knew he was trembling on the inside. As usual. Now that County is gone, now is the time I will chase him around the castle in my spider form and shoot rupees at him.
That was really enjoyable. Really, REALLY enjoyable. Too bad that this is the last day I could do it. I enjoyed it while it lasted, though.
~Mimikins