A/N: I should point out that I'm silly and keep calling the rubees as "rupees" like in Zelda lol. Also this day is entirely made up, obviously :)

July 1, 2016

Dear diary,

Today is one of the three special days in the year (for me)! So I already told you my first and second favorite days-my birthday and Friendship Day. Well, there is another day named Rupee Day! It's a day where I celebrate all my rupees and go shopping with them. And that means that today is my shopping day!

Good thing on Fridays the mall has a huge sale. And today is Friday! Every rupee day, I try to buy stuff like clothes with my precious rupees, but it always ends up the same. They always ask for coins instead, and whenever they do that, I scream in their face that I SPIT ON THEIR COINS! So whenever they see me, they know not to ask me that.

Anyways, I just wore my usual dress-the yellow one with white dots-and grabbed my sack of rupees. I screamed to County that I was going to the mall, and went out of Castle Bleck.

When I went to the mall, I went to my favorite store, Dress Delights. I immediately realized that the store owner was different. I went to the new store owner and asked where the old one was (and she was also my favorite one). She told me that she had retired for now and that it was none of my beeswax. I've never heard an adult say beeswax before. Also, she sounds and looks strict, and the old other was really nice to me. I looked at a dress and tried it on in a dressing room, and it was perfect.

I went to the cash register and gave the dress to the new store owner and told her I would like to buy it. She blinked and asked for money. And by money, she means coins. Without thinking, I screamed in her face, I SPIT ON YOUR COINS!

I immediately regretted it as soon as I stopped screaming.

The strict-looking lady called for security. I blinked, grabbed the dress without paying, and ran out of there. The security came and chased me all around the mall for about 1 hour. After that one hour, I headed straight home. I was huffing and puffing when I got back to Castle Bleck, however, and the Count asked why I was like that.

Just then, the police came. After about 2 hours or so, I had explained everything and begged not to be arrested. They didn't, and I was happy, but the Count wasn't. He said that if I ever did something like that again, he would give me a punishment super big. I nodded.

I went to my room and thought about today. Phew, that was a close one. I better not do it again! Ever! (·~·)

~Mimikins