July 4, 2016
Dear diary,
Today is the 4th of July. Last year on Rupee Day, I bought a 4th of July dress. It was exactly like the American flag: With the 50 white stars and red and white stripes. Anyways, I put that dress on and thought about last year's 4th of July. You know why? 'Cause last year, I had to explain to Nastasia that the 4th of July is real. She called it Independence Day and said that it wasn't real. What does she mean that it isn't real? She's the smartest of the group, and she says that it isn't real?! That must prove that I am smarter than her on the knowledge of 4th of July. We were fighting so much last year. But today is different! Since I showed Nassy that the 4th of July is real, I am sure that she will participate in watching the fireworks today.
Speaking of fireworks, I've always wanted to launch one, but County wouldn't let us. But as I said, today is different! The Count is letting us launch fireworks today and for the next couple of years! Isn't that great?! It sure is!
Anyways, today the Count drove to the fireworks store and bought a dozen. That means that every person can only launch two fireworks! That isn't enough! But at least we will launch them. I gave everyone little American flags to wave, and of course Dimentio threw the flag away. But that doesn't matter right now. You know why? Because right now we are going to launch the fireworks into the air! I can't wait!
Anyways, my two firework colors were pink and red! Like, my two favorite colors in the world! Dimentio's was yellow and purple. Like, those are the colors of his outfit, right? Nassy's (she actually participated!) was blue and pink. Like, her skin is blue and her hair is pink. O'Chunks' was orange and black. Like, his beard and eyebrows are orange and his outfit is black. Mr. L's was green and black. Like...you know. And Count Bleck's was purple and white. Like...he wears those colors.
Wait a minute...is this all a coincidence?! All of our two fireworks colors match all of us completely! Like, what?!
I was super surprised by that, but now I am once again exhausted of launching those fireworks. I cannot wait for next year and the year after that, and the year after that, and...you get the idea. ;)
A/N: Years later (2019?) I rewrote this chapter and drew art for it, which I posted on Mario Amino. Unfortunately the post no longer exists because my old account is gone :( But if I ever repost it anywhere I'll link it here.