March 27, 2017
Dear diary,
I'm mad at Dimmy. Because of our "secret beeswax" in the Underwhere I forgot to go shopping today. Now I'm gonna have to go tomorrow on terrible Tuesday! You know what, since Fridays at the mall bring huge sales, I'll just go then. So...I wasn't sure whether or not to write about this...but okay. Now I am going to tell you...about our secret mission.
So Dimmy basically just dragged me to the Underwhere (okay, he teleported me), and I was just whining on how I should be shopping and not doing some random spy thing on dead creatures. He ignored me and actually dragged me to Queen Jaydes. To be honest, she looked...a bit scary to me. With her makeup and her tall hat and her huge cloak...
Anyways the Queen told us that her daughter Luvbi was trapped in a secret room all the way at the bottom of the Purple River (I don't remember what it's called, so I'm just gonna call it that). Dimentio agreed without hesitating. Wow, does he REALLY want to, like, DROWN in the river? Queen Jaydes DID say that creatures CAN drown down there. Also, there's huge bony hand things that can grab and choke the breath out of ya!
I DID NOT want to go down there. So Dimmy told me to stay up here while he went down to fetch the Nimbi girl. It was super spooky here, even on the surface. I could see the hand things grabbing for Dimmy, and I had to shut my eyes, fearful that they would choke him or whatever.
Five minutes passed...he STILL didn't come up. I started to become a little worried. Just then, Dimentio broke out of the water with Luvbi. When we walked back to the Queen, she didn't even say thanks or anything! She even made fun of me for being too scared. What a rude little girl! Queen Jaydes thanked us and said we could go home. She didn't give us anything! These creatures in the Underwhere sure are selfish! I just hope I never see that dumb Nimbi again.
Ow, my hands hurt from writing so much...See ya soon, I guess...
~Mimikins