There are many things that Michael liked, sucking out the soles of pedophiles, taxidering their bodies,a nice juicy fish dinner
But the thing he liked most of all
Were cuddling
And he really liked giving cuddles to his friends
Whether they wanted them or not
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It's the middle of the night in Gotham City and the Mad Hatter can't seem to get to sleep, mostly because he was about the three things that help him sleep, his hat, is March hair plushie, and his March hair
Usually he just need only one of those things, but the guards had confiscated the two inanimate objects believing he was hiding drugs remind Control Card Parts in them, and his human sleep aid was out on the town Brewing up chaos
And here he was, wide awake, and miserable
He was just about to try another session of brute forcing sleep when he feels something scaly wrap around his legs
When he flings the blankets from his legs he only has a second to take in the purple scales creeping up his legs, and then those eyes catch his and things but begin to get a little bit
Hazy
" what's wrong little rabbit, having trouble sssssleeping" a voice hisses in his ear but he doesn't have the strength to wrench his eyes from those twin sinkholes of color, so instead he just gives an absent nod and continues to look
" well how about you look closer at those pretty colors and I'll tell you a bedtime story", yeah those colors were nice to look at and that voice was soothing
" just lie back" a hand guides his head back to his pillow but before the lack of color convention from his dazed state a man's face with the eyes he saw beneath his covers peers down at him and all he can focus on are those eyes again
"Once Upon a Time in a rabbit hole on a hill.."
...
One bedtime story later Michael looked down at the dozing man in his coils, the snakehead of his Serpentine rests on the top of the man's head listening little Giggles with each tongue Lash on his skin
Michael himself is about to slip to sleep as well when a man begins mumbling, " Johnny where are you" he whines and the coils he was wrapped in draw so little clearly he's trying to spread his arms to cuddle up to someone that is just noticed doesn't exist physically
" hush sweet rabbit" Michael saves stroking The Man cheat and hushing him," you and your lovely hair will be snuggled up soon enough" the man sleeping face has a Content little smile on it
...
Driving train was busy at his work desk doing the usual mad chemist things, he's been completely wakeful for most of his experimenting time, but now the sleep he had been procrastinating on was starting to really pull at him
Giving a yawn courts his latest test tube of fear Toxin and rises from his work desk, stretching he makes his way to the makeshift bedroom he made in this abandoned Apartment, but when he opens the door
Sweet domestic slumber assaults his vision, the Dusty mattress has been replaced with a two person bed out of a Stepford wet dream, the walls were plastered family photos of children that don't exist and he and Jervis, and also a weird thing he thinks might be a cross from some sort of alternate dimension
Speaking of Jarvis the man Lays lounging in the wet dream bed, his plump body wrapped up in a flowing nightgown, Jonathan's cock would be stirring at the side if he didn't have a suspicion a certain extra dimensional cat dictator was up to something
And to suspicions are proven correct when two furry hands spin him around to look into spiraling eyes
Jonathan let's out a sigh and thinks to himself," well I was going to get some sleep out of the way, might as well sleep in something comfy" as the twin rainbow sinkholes drag him in
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Michael Smiles down at the cuddling couple who he's draped a loose coil around, he's just about to climb into bed with them too when he realizes
* this ultimate cuddle pie is incomplete, I need the whole set of dorks*, he thinks to himself,* think Michael if I was a real obsessed green boy where would I be* he lets out a home and then
Eureka
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Edward nigmas doing what he usually does on a girl from night, doing anything he can to keep himself from sleep, there are many reasons he's doing this, so he has more time in the day to think up little traps for the idiotic people of Gotham, more hours to play video games, and to keep away the nightmares
ohhhh the nightmares!, the memory of those fists impacting into his ribs that voice calling him a cheating fool, the whiskey scented breath making him more to puke, maybe it's the stomach injuries making want to puke, all you know is is when he wakes he rushes to the bathroom to empty his stomach
And he can't afford to ruin his smile with stomach acid
Right now he's busy playing video games, and then his TV shuts off
" who the f***" and he knows who the f*** when he sees a set of spiraling eyes in a corner," oh my God Michael, I do not need this b******* right now"
The cat man merely Chuckles and slinks forward bombarding the smart ass redhead with his rainbow eyes," really dude I usually vomit when I wake up from nightmares, that I have like all the time" Edward grumbles attempting to cover his eyes and being halted by a serpentine tail that lashes out like a whip
" oh don't worry about those little mouse" Michael Cruz bending over," your lovely cat will give you sweet dreams all night" he leans a bit forward before pressing a lick to Edward's cheek and finishing
" I promise" he purrs out as Edward finally grumbles and it's that hypnotic gaze put him to sleep
,,,
Michael lounges and his cat form between three cuddling men, the Sleepy pets he gets from his lovely drowsing thralls elicits hers from his chest that shake the bed and the human inhabitants deeper into sleep
God he loves cuddles