A/N Welcome to Australia, where Tyler is injured, Jo is struggling with emotions again, and Alejandro is villainous by doing nothing but some kind deeds.
The recap began with a pan over the area 51 compound. "Last time on Total Drama World Tour. Area 51," The next clip shown was Chris explaining they were on the border of Area 51 except Duncan, who was shocked with a laser. "Plucked from space to zap your face!"
Tyler tripping and landing face first into a cactus is shown, followed by Team Valkyrie throwing rocks at mines, and most of team conquest arguing. "Here Tyler got into a prickly situation, and he wasn't the only one, as Team Valkyrie navigated a literal minefield, while Team conquest dealt with their metaphorical one. "
Tyler was shown inside the box, sitting in the chair as the many implements came down. Then a cut to the outside of the cube is shown. "And that's no dentist chair. Seriously, did you think we'd send someone to a dentist? Even I am not that cruel."
The contestants are shown at elimination. "In the end I decided to make it a reward challenge so team Conquest can stew in awkward soup another challenge." The scene returns to the cockpit. Chris cries out in surprise as Chef flips the jet upside down. "Who's going to blunder in the land down under? Find out right here, right now! On Total! Drama! Woooorrrrlllddd~ Tooouuurrrr~!"
Intro
A stage light pops up in front of the CN tower, we switch to the interior of the plane as another light pops out of the ceiling, outside the plane a camera pops out of the engine startling a raccoon, we see a suitcase pop open and a clap board is used. The camera moves through first class passing a drink cart on the way and causing Chris to jump out of the aisle.
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;
(Chef is in the cockpit, the cook gives the camera glare as it passes through. The camera moves past several baggage trucks.)
You guys are on my mind!
(The camera moves past the CN tower and dives into the water.)
Ya asked me what I wanted to be,
(Lightning is swimming in the water when he spots a shark and begins to fight with it.)
And now I think the answer is plain to see!
(Harold stands on top of the straw roof of a hut on a woven boat. An oar flies threw the air to hit him.)
I wanna be...famous!
(Amber and Topher are fighting on the boat, and it is clear one of them accidently hit Harold in the tussle. Crocodiles leap from the water snapping their jaws. The boat moves off screen and we see a crocodile wince on the word be. The camera moves back to the boat revealing it had run into an inflatable raft where Alejandro is standing. Amber panics and tries to help while Topher just laughs.)
I wanna live close to the sun!
(The camera moves to the statue of liberty, we cut to the top where Brick is offering Jo a helping hand, only for her to grab it and body slam him instead.)
Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!
(Tyler runs past the two, pushing a baby carriage holding Noah. Max is nearby and the jock trips over her, sending Noah flying out of the carriage and into a sign.)
Everythin' to prove,
(Noah lands in Eva's arms as she stands on a tundra. He gives her a grateful smile.)
Nothin' in my way;
I'll get there one day.
(We pan right where Amy rolls her eyes. A polar bear taps on her shoulder and she looks horrified, but then Dawn and Ella calm the bear and Amy smiles.)
'Cause I wanna be...famous!
(We zoom in past ice caps to see Duncan and Gwen surfing a giant wave. It seems to be too much as they are swept up in the surf.)
Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa
(Xena and Anne Maria are walking across a New York City crosswalk. They are startled as the jet passes them, sending leaves through the air. We switch to a scene of the contestants in a human pyramid atop the jet, wearing parachutes and kicking in beat. The bottom row contains Jo, Anne Maria, Harold, Max, Xena, and Brick. The first row up contains Topher, Amber Alejandro, Eva, and Noah, the next row up contains Duncan, Gwen, Amy, and Tyler, on top of the pyramid is Lightning holding Ella and Dawn on one of his shoulders each.)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The plane passes big ben,causing the clock face to pop out. It passes the arc de Triomphe causing a mime to drop his croissant. It flies past a rock balancing on.a stone pillar, knocking it off and causing it to fall in front of the camera kicking up dust)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The dust clears to show, Ella and Dawn smiling at one another, It pans to show Eva glaring, then down to Jo.)
(The lyrics end and we see Chef Hatchet glare. He turns the plane, sending all the contestants falling through the air in parachutes. Everyone but Max lands in front of a sign with the show's name on it. As the song ends Max lands face first in the middle of the group)
The episode proper starts in economy class team Valkyrie on the left bench and Team conquest on the right. The focus is placed on Team Conquest, in particular Duncan and Eva. The punk turned to her. "So, who'd you end up voting for?"
"You're still on about that?! I don't have to tell you anything! I'm my own person!" Eva snapped.
"We lost the last challenge! You need a game plan." Duncan whispered.
"I told you my game plan. Win until the merge." Eva said.
[Confessional]
Duncan: Last vote was a tie. Obviously Alejandro and I voted for each other. Which means Eva and Noah are up in the air. I was trying to get Eva to tell who she voted for so I'd know who I needed to win over, but if she won't tell me, I guess I'll have to work to win them both over.
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"To be fair it's not the worst game plan." Noah interjected. "The merge has to be soon. All we need to do is not lose the next few challenges. We don't have to win, we just can't come in last."
"Indeed. People we must rise from the ashes and ignite the fires of victory." Alejandro said.
"I'm all for starting fires, but how? Duncan asked.
"We lost the last challenge because the other two teams worked together. We need to find a way to split them up." Noah said.
"If only they tried to make an alliance behind each other's backs?" Alejandro glared at Eva and Duncan. "Oh wait, that was you."
"Look, I feel bad enough already!" Eva snapped.
As Duncan jumped to Eva's defense the focus shifted over to Team Valkyrie. Jo is very irate. "I can't believe McLame didn't even eliminate one of them? I mean we worked so hard to win! I worked with an enemy team for crying out loud!"
"Oh please, don't act like working with 'em was some kind of horrible thing." Anne Maria said, filing her nails.
"And what is that supposed to mean?" The jockette asked.
"It means you had way more reasons for teaming up with Brick than taking out Team Conquest." Anne Maria scoffed.
"I didn't team up with Brick, I teamed up with Team Chris. For strategy, and only strategy." Jo defended.
"Oh please, you are so hot for him." Anne Maria scoffed.
"I am not hot for him!" Jo snapped.
"Please friends, we must remain united." Dawn said.
"And we will, as long as someone stays focused on the game and not my totally nonexistent 'crush' on Brick." The Jockette snapped.
The focus shifted over to Alejandro looking at Jo thoughtfully.
[Confessional]
Alejandro: Jo seems to be having trouble working with her emotions. If only there was someway I could use that.
Static
/
In first class Xena takes an ice pack off of Tylers head and replaces it with a fresh one. As she walked off to refreeze the ice other one Brick turned to Tyler. "Are you sure you'll be okay for the challenge?"
"Oh yeah. I'll be fine. I'm doing a lot better since yesterday." The jock claimed. This was quickly undermined by the jock holding his head and groaning.
Brick frowned. "Just, don't overdo okay? You ask for help at any point and I will assist you. I leave no man behind. Espeically an injured one."
"Thanks, but I'm fine really." Tyler protested. He blinked. "Is the plane moving for anyone else?"
Brick sighed and walked over to Xena at the bar. "I don't think Tyler's ready for the next challenge. He's going to need help."
"Indeed, between his vertigo and pain, even walking may be a task for him." Xena nodded.
"I wish we could have him sit out." The cadet said.
"Sadly that is not an option at the moment. We will simply have to deal with the handicap." Xena said.
[Confessional]
Brick: I'm worried about Tyler. Even with Xena and I he's going to struggle. I wish the others would look beyond teams and winning to help someone injured.
Static
A Brick walked towards the main area Alejandro sneaks out from behind the door of the confessional. He smirked.
[Confessional]
Alejandro: Perfecto.
Static
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A map cut shows the plane circling around to land in Australia as Chris' voice said. "All competitors, please move to the common area to prep for landing."
The contestants are shown in the common and Tyler enter, with one supporting the other. Despite this Tyler is still struggling. "Need a hand?" Alejandro asked, moving to support the jock's other side.
"That would be helpful, but aren't we on seprate teams?" Brick asked.
"Indeed, but Brick teams are irrelevent when it comes to injury. I could never leave someone to struggle like that." Alejandro said.
Brick smiled. "Well it's good to know chivalry isn't dead."
"What are you up to Al?" Jo interjected, glaring at him.
"Jo? Why ever do you assume I have an ulterior motive?" Alejandro asked, a look if affront on his face.
"Because its you?" The jockette said.
"Jo, I understand where you're coming from, but at the moment he's helping." The cadet said.
Jo grit her teeth.
[Confessional]
Jo: I know he's up to something! Brick can't be that naive. Right?
Static
In the cockpit we see Chris, and Chef. Chef is attempting to do something. It isn't working. "Uh oh." He said
"Uh oh funny, or uh oh, we're all gonna die?" Chris asked.
"The landing gear won't come down!" The cook exclaimed.
"How does that happen?!" Chris complained.
"Did you throw anything out?" Chef asked.
"Just an intern. Why?" The host asked.
A red shirted intern is shown under the landing gear holding on for dear life, causing it to jam.
/
The contestants are shown as Chris starts his schpeal. "Today's forecast: Clear skys with temperatures of 50 degrees celsius or say 300 degrees fahrenheit. And today's landing is going to be more of a non landing fly by."
We see the emergency exit door from the outside. Chris opened it. "Jump, drop, and roll!" He ordered.
First Jo, Eva, Noah, Duncan jumped out. Followed by Anne Maria, Dawn, and Xena. Alejandro jumped off, followed by Brick, holding Tyler. The focus cut outside, where Brick landed roughly sending Tyler from his arms. Alejandro was there to catch him.
"Oh thank you." Brick replied.
"No problem." Alejandro replied, smirking at Jo over the cadet's shoulder. The jockette huffed.
/
The contestants had gathered to listen to Chris explain the challenge. Chris arrived wearing a large brown hat, and speaking in the worst Australian accent. "G'day mate an' welcome to Australia."
"I call today's challenge the marathon of death." The host continued, thankfully in his normal voice. A panning shot of the desert is shown, followed by a shot of the mountains Chris referred to. as he continued. "Part one is an emu race all the way into the blue mountains.I'm not saying the trip will be dangerous exactly, but with venomous snakes, killer scorpions," We return to Chris talking. "and the very real possibility of sunstroke, I hope you all have your affairs in order."
"Whoever reaches majestic hanging rock first will earn a distinct advantage in the second half of the challenge, and yes I said emu. Bring'em in boys!" The host called. Two interns, one a red shirted african Canadian, and one a light blue shirted blonde with a unibrow and bad teeth. They were pulling a group of Emu's behind them by the reins.
"No saddles. After all its supposed to be a challenge." Chris told them. "Now go!"
/
The Emu's are running around squawking as the contestants try to catch them. The exception being Dawn, who has already gotten on one. "I'm willing to ask them to carry you." The moonchild told her teammates.
"Good. Cause I don't want that beak anywhere near my poof." Anne Maria agreed.
"I've got this." Jo refused, currently wrestling an Emu to the ground.
Noah is struggling to even keep up with the emu let alone catch one. Eva rolled her eyes and let out a guttural growl at the two nearest emus, staring both down all the while. Both of the large birds stopped in their tracks shaking with fear. Eva got on her Emu and Noah took a moment, but eventually did the same.
The focus shifted over to Brick, who is trying to catch an emu but keeps missing. "Don't worry Tyler I've got this."
As the cadet continued to try Tyler is shown standing on his feet unevenly. An Emu come up behind him and the focus moves out to show Alejandro as the one to have led it there. He has another emu as well. "Allow me." He said, picking up the jock gently. Tyler blushed as the Spaniard placed him on the Emu.
Brick turned around, having finally caught an emu. "You can have this one Tyler." He blinked. "Alejandro, did you help Tyler?"
"Of course. Tyler is in no condition to catch his own emu, and I have a way with animals. So it was no trouble." Alejandro said.
"Thank you. I can take it from here." The cadet said. Alejandro mounted his emu and rode off.
The focus moved back to show Duncan getting his head pecked by an emu as Xena passed. "You may want to be less aggressive with it." She told him as she rode off on her own.
[Confessional]
Xena: I can see what Alejandro is doing, but given it's aimed at Jo and only benefits my team, I have decided to merely observe for the moment.
Static
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Brick and Tyler are riding next to each other with Xena trailing behind. A little ahead are all three members of Team Valkyrie. Jo is looking over her shoulder at team Chris. She ends up riding into Anne Maria. "Ow Ey! Watch it! I don't care how distracted you are by Alejandro impressing Brick."
"I'm not distracted. If Al's trying to make a good impression on Brick, he might not stay on our side! If he teams up with Team Conquest we're goners." Jo told her.
Anne Maria raised an unconvinced eyebrow. "Right. It's totally not out of jealousy."
"It isn't! If anyone is distracted it's you. You're the one under the delusion that there's anything romantic going on!" The jockette snapped.
Before Anne Maria could say anything else Dawn intervened. "Jo, if you're concerned about it, why not talk to Brick?"
The jockette paused, then started to slow her emu until Team Chris caught up to her. "So why are you letting Al help you? I thought we were working together!"
"We are. I just figured there was nothing wrong with accepting his help. Tyler needs everything he can get." Brick explained.
"And did you ever think he might be trying to set you up or something? Al's untrustworthy!" Jo told him.
"He improved a lot last season. I think we ought to give him the benefit of the doubt. Besides how is helping Tyler going to set me up?" The cadet asked.
"Maybe he's planning to ask for something in return. Like sabotaging my team or something?" The jockette asked.
"It wouldn't matter. I would never agree to something like that." Brick promised.
Jo huffed and rode off to catch up with her team.
[Confessional]
Jo: Ugh! He is way too trusting! Al's up to something! I know it! And don't even start saying its motivated by jealousy! It's not!
Static
/
The confessional cuts to show Chris, and Chef atop hanging rock, a simple tent in the background. "How long do we have to wait?" Chef asked.
"Another two hours maybe?" Chris replied, looking at the map in front of him. Chef folded it out and Chris smiled. "Oops. Make that two days!"
The duo started laughing. The desert is shown with the sun switching to the moon, then back again Indicating a passage of time.
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Eva, Noah and Duncan are riding through the desert. Duncan is talking. "I'm telling you, we need to get rid of Alejandro. He's shifty. You really think he's gonna stay on your side?"
"I thought I told you to cut it out!" Eva snapped.
"And I want no part in your drama." Noah said.
"Come on, he's manipulating Brick right now!" The punk said.
"Who isn't on our team." Noah reminded him.
"Okay sure, but what about when he betrayed your alliance in season one? Are you just gonna forget that he got your girlfriend voted out?!" Duncan asked.
Noah scowled. "I don't appreciate you trying to use my girlfriend as leverage. Besides, Alejandro's changed a lot since then."
"Has he though?" Duncan said.
Noah's eyes widened as he and Eva both barely managed to avoid running into a kangaroo. Duncan is not so lucky as it kicked him.
/
Chris and Chef are shown on the mountain again. We can tell time has passed as there are several empty boxes of pizza and Chef has whittled a large stick into a musical instrument in that time.
"Think the scorpions got them?" Chris asked as he checked his watch.
"Five to one it's the dingos." Chef chuckled. Chef started to play the large horn he had made. Chris began to snap his fingers. Alejandro arrived on his Emu and cleared his throat. Startling the two. "Finally!" The host complained.
Next Jo, Anne Maria, and Dawn arrive. Jo glared at the Spaniard. "I know you're up to something."
"And I know that you left your supposed allies alone in the desert." Alejandro smirked.
Eva arrived next, followed by Duncan, who was thrown out of the pouch of the kangaroo he's been kicked by. Everyone else is approaching the rock, but while Xena gets there before Noah, Brick and Tyler don't arrive until after, owing to the slow pace they had to ride at.
"And Valkyrie takes the lead!." Chris smirked. "So Team Valkyrie gets first dibs, followed by conquest and then Team Me." The host gestured left as the scene moved to show Chef holding a bungee cord as the Valkyries looked on. " Team Valkyrie get ready to buckle up and take a long walk off a short cliff. What exactly are they jumping into? Find out when we boomerang back on Total Drama World Tour!"
/
The episode returned to hanging rock where all of the remaining contestants stand before Chris as he begins to explain the challenge. "Okay Teams. Get ready to look death in the face and live to tell the tale. Or not. I'm easy. The challenge: Part two. Teams must take turns bungee jumping off hanging rock, and plummeting to the bottom. Far, far, far below. To try and grab one of Australia's finest sheep." As the host explained, the contestants looked down to see a large fenced in area filled with sheep. How Chris had managed to get them here was anyone's guess.
"Three of those sheep have team Valkyrie logos tattooed on their side. Another three have team Chris logos under their wool, and three more have Team Conquest logos, not too far from their lethal jaws." The host continued.
"Lethal?" Xena questioned an eyebrow raised in disbelief.
"First team to catch and shear their own sheep wins first class tickets to nextville, second place will stay in economy class, and the losers head to eliminationtown. As the last to arrive, team Chris gets a pair of gardening shears." Chef handed Brick a set of rusty broken shears. "Team Conquest gets shears made especially for sheep." Alejandro is handed a set of shears in better condition, notably they are shorter than the gardening shears.
"And as the first team to arrive, Team Valkyrie gets this advantage : battery operated sheep shears." Team Misfit cheered as Chef handed the shears to Jo.
[Confessional]
Jo: Yes! We have an advantage. [She scowled] If Brick can get his head in the game.
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Duncan turned to Eva. "Seriously though, why don't you wanna tell me who you voted for? I won't get mad if its me."
"Oh for crying out loud! If it'll get you off my back I'll tell you! I don't know!" Eva snapped loudly.
"What? How can you not know?!" Duncan scowled.
"Because I couldn't decide so I stamped one of your passports randomly! I don't like strategizing! Something you don't seem to get! Now lay off!" The iron woman said, storming off.
Duncan looked shocked. Noah rolled his eyes. "Way to go. If she didn't know who she wanted to vote for before, she knows now."
"Who did you vote for?" The punk asked.
"None of your business." Noah replied, walking off.
Over at hanging rock, Jo has clipped herself to her bungee cord. She jumps off the cliff, we see her attempt to grab a sheep, but it slips from her fingers. She flies back up to the top of the cliff. "Ugh! I nearly had it!"
"Too bad. So sad." Chris smirked. "Team Conquest?"
Eva clipped herself to the bungee cord and jumped. Upon seeing the iron woman, the sheep immediately scattered in terror. "Get back here!" She growled angrily. Obviously it didn't listen and she came back up empty handed.
"Team I am scrumptiously evil?" Chris asked.
Brick clipped himself to the bungee cord and jumped, He goes into the sheep and when he comes back up its with a cactus in his arms rather than a sheep. He screamed and let it go as several contestants winced."Ow!" Duncan laughed at his expense. "Very funny Duncan." Brick glared, beginning to pull cactus needles out of his arms.
"I'm gonna go again!" Jo declared. She clipped herself to the bungee cord and jumped off the cliff with a determined expression on her face. She went down to the sheep and managed to grab one, then landed atop the cliff. "Yeah! Now get over here and shear!"
Dawn began running the battery operated sheep shears. Just as she is about to begin shearing a familiar ding goes off accompanied by the usual note. Everyone groaned.
"How about a song to make things go faster?" Chris suggested. "And in the meantime. Conquest? Your go!" Duncan prepared to clip himself on the bungee cord.
"Hit it!" Chris ordered.
(Song Nineteen: Shear the sheep)
A rock tune begins as sights from around Australia are shown. First the outback, then the ocean floor where a sea turtle swims past, and finally the Sydney opera house. Jo begins to sing. "Shearing sheep, it's not that deep," The scene moves out to show all the members of team Valkyrie standing on a stage with speakers and several lines of light. Everyone is wearing stereotypical Australian hats. Dawn is on the drums, and Anne Maria is playing a three necked guitar. "Just use those shears to make some wooly heaps!"
The jockette turned to Anne Maria with a glare. "Don't get distracted from the game, stop acting like Brick sets my heart aflame!"
Anne Maria is shown playing on the drums. "Shear the sheep, and with a dance, remove its wool while you have the chance."
The scene fades back to reality and we see Anne Maria pointing at Jo accusingly. "I think the one distracted is you," She pointed over her shoulder at Brick. "Cause you're falling for him, honey get a clue!"
The stage is shown again with everyone playing their instruments as they all sang.
Team Valkyrie: We are shearing sheep! We are shearing sheep! We are shearing sheep! We are shearing sheeeeep!
Duncan comes back up from the sheep with one in his arms. "Alright now let's do this."
"Oh conquest? Your verse!" Chris smirked.
Noah rolled his eyes as Duncan brought him the sheep. "Shearing sheep to earn my keep, here's hoping in first class we'll sleep!" He begins to shear the sheep as he sings. "I'll find the logo, we'll get it done, cause if we don't, well they've already won!"
The stage is shown again, Noah is holding the shears like a mike, Eva's on drums, Duncan on bass, and Alejandro on guitar, all are wearing the stereotypical hats. All of team conquest sings the chorus. "We are shearing sheep!We are shearing sheep! We are shearing…" The scene moves out to show the entire stage again, along with a crowd of sheep watching. "Yeaaahhhhh!"
As the song wraps up the sheep are shown headbanging, some of them even hold lighters. Everyone is shown on stage again, though there are now two large light blue canons with yellow stars and a red rim on either side. The song ends with wool shooting out of those cannons.
/
Brick comes up from his bungee jump with a sheep. Jo approaches him. "Finally! You guys need to get it in gear. Al's gonna win, and you'll lose another member!"
"We're doing our best Jo." Brick told her as he handed Xena the sheep. "With Tyler in the condition he is, we're basically down a member."
"Why are you babying him? He's a member of your team, he should pull his weight!" The jockette snapped.
"I'm simply taking my teammates' needs into account. I'm sorry you can't understand that." Brick glared.
"Oh, and I suppose Al does?!" Jo asked.
"Alejandro isn't doing anything wrong." Brick frowned.
"Oh so now you're siding with him?!"
The cadet blinked. "I never said that?"
The focus shifted over to Alejandro who was smirking.
"No logo on this one." Dawn said.
"Do I have to do everything myself!" Jo grumbled as she went to take the bungee cord again.
"I'm not seeing a logo." Noah noted.
"Fine, I'll go again." Duncan said, walking over to the cliffside just as Jo came back up with yet another sheep. He caught the cord as she moved to take the sheep to Dawn.
"I can ask the sheep if it knows whether it has a logo on it or not?" The moonchild suggested.
"It'd save time. So go for it." The jockette said.
As Dawn began to talk the focus shifted over to Duncan who jumped, went into the pack of sheep and grabbed something. When we got back up to the top of the cliff we see it is not a sheep, but rather a tan canine. "Dingo!" The punk gasped, quickly dropping it. The canine ran around everyone, making them scatter, eventually it was headed towards Tyler, who seemed confused. He didn't move in time and nearly stumbled off the cliff, but Alejandro caught him.
"Tyler! Are you okay soldier?" Brick asked as he approached.
"Yeah I'm fine."Tyler slurred. "I'm not sure when you got a twin brother though."
The cadet sighed in relief. "Thank you Alejandro."
"No problem. I couldn't possibly allow your teammate to be further injured by one of my own Team members." Alejandro smiled.
[Confessional]
Alejandro: Everything is going swimmingly. Brick is grateful, and Jo knows I have ulterior motives for helping out but can't prove a thing.
Static
Brick is just coming up from getting another sheep. As he walked past Team Valkyrie the focus shifted to them.
"No logo on this one. Perhaps I should jump so I can ask the other sheep?" Dawn suggested.
"Sure whatever." Jo replied. She scowled over at Brick. "I can't believe he doesn't see that Al's playing him!"
"You sure you're upset about that an' not that he doesn't trust your gut?" Anne Maria smirked.
"Oh get off of that! This is about making Team Conquest lose, not whatever stupid crush you think I have on Brick." The jockette said.
"Oh I don't think. I know." The Jersey reject replied.
[Confessional]
Anne Maria: Seriously girl's crush is so obvious you could see it from space.
Static
Noah is shearing the sheep Duncan brought them while Eva keeps it held down. "Come on shear faster!" The iron woman said.
"I'm going as fast as I can with these hand shears. Trust me I don't want to lose either." Noah told her.
"I'm just hoping to avoid having to vote again. Seriously, Duncan is really annoying me. I didn't sign up for this. I thought I was going to be on Dirtbags. Which is way less strategic! I'm not good at thinking things through." Eva complained.
"Well, what if you voted with me? After all, we know Alejandro and Duncan will vote for each other. So if we both vote for the same person, they're sure to go home." Noah explained.
"Yeah. Yeah. Oh that's a load off my mind. Thanks Noah." The iron woman sighed.
[Confessional]
Noah: And just like that, I'm the deciding vote. Now, who do I want to get rid of…
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Dawn comes back with a sheep. "This is the one."
"Great! Shear It!" Jo ordered.
Noah finished team conquest's current sheep. "No logo."
"Whatever, I've got another one." Duncan told them as he placed it down.
"Yes! We won!" Jo cheered, holding up their sheep triumphantly.
"And Valkyrie takes first place! It's down to the wire people." Chris said as Brick came up with his teams next sheep. "Who's safe? And who's gonna eliminate?"
The focus shifted back and forth between the two teams. Noah wiped some sweat from his brow as Xena looked over her sheep carefully as she sheared it. Noah blew his bangs from his eyes as Xena clipped methodically. Noah frowned "This is Team Chris' logo!"
"Shear there." Brick said, pointing to a spot near the sheep's neck. Xena did so and revealed yet another Chris face.
"And Team I am so malignantly evil takes second!" Chris declared. "Team Conquest, looks like you're due for another elimination ceremony!"
Alejandro and Duncan glared at each other.
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Team conquest is at elimination. Chris stands behind the makeshift podium and begins his spiel. "Team Conquest, most of you have had a rough day, but one you will have the roughest day of all. Duncan you've been annoying your teammates and brought up a sheep with the other team's logo on it. Alejandro, you've been more focused on Brick's team than you're own. Either of you could take the drop of shame." Chris smirked. "Let the voting begin!"
[confessional]
Duncan: I can only hope Eva and Noah see reason.
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Alejandro: I'm not worried. Duncan made a nuisance of himself today.
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Eva: Honestly, I could care less who goes. I just want the drama to stop. Noah told me to vote for-
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Noah: You wanna know who I voted for? Well after really thinking about it I decided to go with-
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"Noah, Eva, you're safe." Chris said, tossing the two their barf bags. "And the final barf bag goes to…
…
…
… Alejandro." The tossed the Spaniard the bag.
Duncan huffed. "Why him?"
"Because Noah told me to." Eva said.
"As for why I did it, honestly? When I think about who's more useful, Alejandro beats you by a wide margin." Noah smirked.
Duncan grabbed the parachute and strapped it on. As he went to jump out of the plane he looked over his shoulder at Eva. "How much faith do you have that they'll vote against each other?" He asked. The iron woman looked nervous. With that the punk left.
Chris turned to address the camera. "With Duncan gone it's three all. With no numbers advantage can Team Conquest keep up? And will Eva regret her decision to side with Noah? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Woooorrrrlllddd~ Tooouuurrrr~!"
A/N: And so in trying way too hard to get allies Duncan ends up eliminated. Sort of like how Heather loses DJ to Alejandro by trying too hard. I know this is the earliest Duncan has gotten voted out yet. Believe me I love Duncan, but he's gotten more than enough screen time in the original series. You might say the same of Alejandro, but he was only in two seasons as opposed to Duncan's four.
Seriously though so many things were fun to write this chapter. Alejandro messes with Jo and Brick's alliance through nothing but helping Tyler. Anne Maria calling Jo out on her bullshit. Rewriting shearing sheep to include two teams instead of one. All of the Duncan, Noah, Eva interactions. And if you're curious Noah voted for Duncan the previous elimination too, but it's not like he'll admit that to the punk's face.
So we're nearly to the merge huh? Time flies.