A/N: Welcome to Area fifty one! This was really fun to rewrite. Especially the song. Not to hype it up too much but I did something a little different with it.
The recap began with a map shot before quickly transitioning to the acropolis. "Last time on Total Drama World Tour. " The shot zoomed out to show the hurdles race. Then Tyler and Duncan are shown in the maze of columns, particularly one that has fallen over and is crumbling. "Greece, Hey it was ruined before we got there."
Jo, and Eva are shown fighting in a cloud of dust with Eva emerging victorious and yelling in rage "Here we learned Eva is even stronger than we thought." The moment Tyler blurted out the news about the secret alliance, along with Alejandro and Noah's reaction to it are shown. "And Tyler spilled the beans about Duncan proposing a secret alliance to Eva."
Jo, Gwen, and Noah are shown flying in the tiebreaker. Noah nearly reached the medals before Jo's wings molt. Then the jockette jumped off Noah and grabbed a medal. Noah also grabbed one right as he's about to fall. "Jo won the victory for team Valkyrie, Noah managed to save his team, and Team Chris lost again."
Gwen's elimination is shown, followed by Xena's confessional. "In the end Gwen was eliminated, and Xena revealed part of the reason was to get back at Duncan for threatening Tyler the entire time."
The recap ends with Chris and Chef in the cockpit. "Who's gonna get knocked out of orbit this week? Get ready to Believe, right here, On Total! Drama! Woooorrrrlllddd~ Tooouuurrrr~!"
Intro
A stage light pops up in front of the CN tower, we switch to the interior of the plane as another light pops out of the ceiling, outside the plane a camera pops out of the engine startling a raccoon, we see a suitcase pop open and a clap board is used. The camera moves through first class passing a drink cart on the way and causing Chris to jump out of the aisle.
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine;
(Chef is in the cockpit, the cook gives the camera glare as it passes through. The camera moves past several baggage trucks.)
You guys are on my mind!
(The camera moves past the CN tower and dives into the water.)
Ya asked me what I wanted to be,
(Lightning is swimming in the water when he spots a shark and begins to fight with it.)
And now I think the answer is plain to see!
(Harold stands on top of the straw roof of a hut on a woven boat. An oar flies threw the air to hit him.)
I wanna be...famous!
(Amber and Topher are fighting on the boat, and it is clear one of them accidently hit Harold in the tussle. Crocodiles leap from the water snapping their jaws. The boat moves off screen and we see a crocodile wince on the word be. The camera moves back to the boat revealing it had run into an inflatable raft where Alejandro is standing. Amber panics and tries to help while Topher just laughs.)
I wanna live close to the sun!
(The camera moves to the statue of liberty, we cut to the top where Brick is offering Jo a helping hand, only for her to grab it and body slam him instead.)
Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!
(Tyler runs past the two, pushing a baby carriage holding Noah. Max is nearby and the jock trips over her, sending Noah flying out of the carriage and into a sign.)
Everythin' to prove,
(Noah lands in Eva's arms as she stands on a tundra. He gives her a grateful smile.)
Nothin' in my way;
I'll get there one day.
(We pan right where Amy rolls her eyes. A polar bear taps on her shoulder and she looks horrified, but then Dawn and Ella calm the bear and Amy smiles.)
'Cause I wanna be...famous!
(We zoom in past ice caps to see Duncan and Gwen surfing a giant wave. It seems to be too much as they are swept up in the surf.)
Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa
(Xena and Anne Maria are walking across a New York City crosswalk. They are startled as the jet passes them, sending leaves through the air. We switch to a scene of the contestants in a human pyramid atop the jet, wearing parachutes and kicking in beat. The bottom row contains Jo, Anne Maria, Harold, Max, Xena, and Brick. The first row up contains Topher, Amber Alejandro, Eva, and Noah, the next row up contains Duncan, Gwen, Amy, and Tyler, on top of the pyramid is Lightning holding Ella and Dawn on one of his shoulders each.)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The plane passes big ben,causing the clock face to pop out. It passes the arc de Triomphe causing a mime to drop his croissant. It flies past a rock balancing on.a stone pillar, knocking it off and causing it to fall in front of the camera kicking up dust)
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous! (Na-na nanananaa, nanana-nanaa, na-nananananaa)
(The dust clears to show, Ella and Dawn smiling at one another, It pans to show Eva glaring, then down to Jo.)
(The lyrics end and we see Chef Hatchet glare. He turns the plane, sending all the contestants falling through the air in parachutes. Everyone but Max lands in front of a sign with the show's name on it. As the song ends Max lands face first in the middle of the group)
Intro end
The episode begins with a shot of the plane flying. We cut into first class, Where Anne Maria is enjoying a massage. Meanwhile Jo is sitting in a chair next to Dawn. The jockette looks like she's struggling to enjoy herself.
[Confessional]
Jo: Ugh. I won the last challenge! I finally have first class back! And Brick's team lost! So why can't I revel in it?!
Static
Dawn sighed. "Jo I know you're struggling with this because of the way you've been treated in the past, but holding all this in is really bad for you."
"I'm fine." The jockette brushed off.
The moonchild raised an eyebrow. "If you're fine, then why can't you enjoy this?"
Jo's looked back and forth nervously. "Because, because," She smirked. "Because I haven't brought Team conquest down to our level yet!"
Dawn looks disappointed. "Jo,"
"That's all! Yeah, Brick and I are on the same level now! So I have to focus on Team Conquest!" The jockette declared.
/
In economy class, Team Chris sat on the left bench and Team Conquest on the left. Notably Duncan is sitting on the far side of the bench away from the rest of them. Tyler sighed.
"Tyler, something appears to be emotionally distressing you." Xena noted.
The jock nodded. "I'm feeling down about our loss. I mean, when was the last time Team Conquest lost a member? I feel pretty bad about Gwen leaving too."
Xena inclined her head. "Yes, they are indeed a strong force to go against. However they are all currently dealing with emotional duress owing to Duncan's actions. They will inevitably go down."
"I agree with Xena. We're strong because we can work together. Meanwhile they're in conflict. And that will be their undoing." Brick said.
The focus shifted over to team Conquest. Eva looks sheepish. She cleared her throat. "Alejandro? Can we talk?"
The Spaniard gave her a scathing look. "What is there to talk about? You've made how loyal you are clear."
A scoff could be heard from off screen, the focus shifted over to Duncan. "Please like you have room to talk. You've turned against an alliance before."
"I've changed since then. And Noah's forgiven me right?" Alejandro said, turning to the nerd.
"Mostly. Keep me out of your drama though." Noah said as he turned a page.
[Confessional]
Duncan: Okay so things aren't going as well as I'd hoped. Pasty's gone, my plans are revealed, and Eva's not the most loyal to me. I have to convince her Alejandro deserves to leave.
Static
A map shot shows the plane passing over the united states, it transitions to the cockpit where an inflatable Chef sits. The pilot instruments go crazy as two ufos appear outside it. They shoot the aircraft with lasers.
Inside we see Chris and Chef playing Chess. "The craft's shaking." Chef noted.
"I guess I'd better make an announcement." Chris smirked pulling up one of the plane's intercom mikes. "Attention potential crash victims. Please remain calm." In economy we see a megaphone delivering the announcement. " Our Autopilot is testing some equipment. Snacks in the common area if you don't believe me and want a last meal."
/
In the common area all the contestants are gathered. A bowl filled with various fruits lies on the central table. "He calls this a last meal?" Anne Maria scoffed.
"Well I won't turn it down. I'm gonna need energy for the next challenge." Jo said, reaching for an orange in the bowl of fruit. Her hand connects with another one and the focus moved out to show it belongs to Brick. Jo pulls her hand back as though she's been stung.
"Oh did you want the orange? I can eat the grapes or something instead?" Brick offered.
Jo grabbed the orange away from the bowl. "Fine." She turned to leave when she paused in thought. As she begins to peel the orange she turned back to him. "You know Brick, we're in the same boat right now. Three to a team, outnumbered by Team Conquest? I think we should focus on beating them instead of each other."
The cadet looked taken aback, but smiled. "Yeah. I think that would work. I won't be part of any sabotage, but I'll focus our efforts on beating them over you."
Jo smirked and turned around. Dawn was giving her a knowing look. "What? It's for strategy."
The focus shifted over to Tyler who is currently doing pull ups. "Must leave beautiful corpse!" He said as one of his shoes flew off his foot.
It hit Noah right in the head, causing him to fall over. "Ow! Watch it you lunkhead!" Duncan knelt down and grabbed Noah's hand helping him to his feet. "Thanks?"
"No problem, we gotta look out for each other right?" The punk said with a wink.
Alejandro joined them and looked into Noah's eyes. "No irregular pupils, you seem fine, but let me know if you start experiencing pain. I'd hate for mi amigo to be hurt."
Duncan and Alejandro are glaring at each other over Noah's head.
[Confessional]
Noah: Wow these guys are beyond obvious, luckily for them I'm more than willing to take advantage of it.
Static
the lights on the plane went out, leaving only the contestant's eyes visible. The focus shifts outside where the UFO's stop shocking the plane. Smoke exits its engines as it begins to plummet immediately. Just before the plane hits the ground nose first the ufo shocks it again, rights the plane and lets it drop to the ground harmlessly.
Inside the lights have returned, and Tyler is holding on to Brick for dear life. "Are we alive?"
"Luckily we are Soldier." The cadet said.
Tyler let go of him as soon as he noticed their position. "Heh. Sorry?"
The contestants are standing outside the plane as Chris begins the explanation of the surrounding area which seems to be a desert at night. The host is wearing a military helmet. "Everyone, welcome to the coolest extraterrestrialist place in the world! Area 52!"
"Area 52? Area 51 is the cool alien place." Anne Maria scoffed.
"The shows' so broke we have to fake an area now?" Duncan smirked.
"Nope this really is area 52, and that's area 51 right there." Chris explained pointing to an area in the distance. "We're just inside the border. Well, all of us but Duncan." Instantly a laser shocked the punk, his skeleton showed multiple times. "Thanks for the laser show colonel." The laser stops and Duncan is unceremoniously dropped back to the ground. "It's good to have friends in area 51 places."
Alejandro and Noah start to laugh.
[Confessional]
Alejandro: [pretends to wipe a tear from his eye.] Classic.
Static
Noah: What? Duncan would laugh at me.
Static
To Chris left stands a flat screen TV on an entertainment cart, holding a couple of electronic devices. Chris began to explain the challenge. "Listen up space cases!" The monitor turned to to show a large circle representing Area 51 as well as area 52, where a large rock formation split the area into three distinct paths. "The five one is the most tightly protected military base in the world. Which is why tonight's challenge is going to be so much fun." Chris laughed. "For me."
A pink circle with a female symbol in a helmet, A gold circle with a mountain in it,a Purple circle with an evil Chris in it appear on the monitor. As Chris explains, the Pink circle takes the left path, gold takes the middle, and the purple circle the right until they reach the circle with a 51 in it. "Part one: Sneak into area 51 without getting shot, gassed, plasma rayed, or otherwise killed. The place is guarded by elite black ops solders so if anyone does get all exploded, their untimely but hilarious demise will be blamed on a freak weather balloon accident."
The monitor zoomed in on the large circle representing area 51. "Part two. Each team must find a genuine, functioning, alien, artifact inside area 51's infamous black box warehouse." As he says inside the compound itself is shown, with the warehouse in question getting the focus. "The place is full of broken alien junk. You need to find something alien that still works, but be careful the warehouse is loaded with booby traps."
As Chris explains the final part the monitor shows the circles representing the teams going back the way they came. They reach the same point and morph into a yellow circle with a green checkmark inside. "Part three teams must bring their working artifact back to area 52 intact. Last team back faces elimination, and do not get caught over there. Rumor has it trespassers get a memory wipe and are transferred to an alien colony where they either become slaves or food. "The contestants are shown with many looking nervous. "You have till dawn. Go!" Chris ordered pointing to his left. The contestants ran off quickly. The monitor shows the teams moving down their respective paths. A focus is placed on the Valkyrie's circle.
/
Team Valkyrie standing outside the fence on the other side of the large rock formation. "Path seems clear." Jo noted. "Where's all the military people stopping us?"
"The path isn't clear. I can sense danger if we tread upon it." Dawn noted.
Anne Maria shrieked. "Which one of yous is touching my leg with your clammy hands!"
"In case you hadn't noticed tan in a can all of our arms are accounted for." Jo said as she and Dawn both held their hands up.
Anne Maria looked down to see a brown lizard with orange stripes clinging to her leg. She shrieked and swung her leg hard, sending the lizard on to the field ahead, where it blew up.
"Huh, you are useful for something after all. Now we know it's a minefield." Jo said.
"I think I can sense where the mines are." Dawn said. "But we should still detonate them to clear a path."
"I've got an idea." Jo smirked.
/
The monitor is shown and the focus shifts to the circle representing Team Conquest. It transitions to them standing outside door locked with a keypad. "How are we supposed to get in?" Duncan asked.
"I can punch it open!" Eva said.
Noah stopped her. "Whoa Iron woman. You do that and the military will be on us." He looked at the keypad. "I can probably hack it but I'll need quiet." He pulled out a radio transmitter with an antenna. "This might take a bit."
"Why do you have that in your pocket?" Duncan asked.
"Hacking is one of my few useful skills. So I thought I might need it. I don't wear cargo pants for nothing." Noah replied. "Now shut up."
Everyone gave each other looks of nervousness.
/
The monitor is shown and the focus shifts to the circle representing Team Chris it transitions to them looking behind a rock. Area 51 is shown ahead of them behind a fence. Nearby a bunny hops forward.
"Think it's safe to cross?" Tyler asked. The bunny was almost immediately hit with a laser. He whimpered. "Maybe we shouldn't go this way."
"Actually I think i may have an idea. If the laser are attracted to movement than all we really need is to distract them with some other movement." Xena said, picking up a nearby rock. "As I am the small target, and it is my idea I shall try it first." She threw her rock and ran in the opposite direction, the focus shifted onto the rock as the laser hit it, breaking it into pieces. Xena is shown to be crouching behind a large boulder perfectly safe.
"It seems my hypothesis is correct. The two of you should collect a rock each. Tyler and Brick did so. "All you need to do is throw the rock in the direction opposite of where you are running."
Brick went next and easily accomplished it. Tyler on the other hand was not so lucky. He threw his rock the opposite direction as instructed but tripped and ran into a cactus. This stalled him long enough for him to get hit by yet another laser. "Tyler?" Xena frowned as she watched him fly over the fence.
"When did you get over there?" Tyler asked. A large tube came out of a nearby hole and sucked the jock in.
"Tyler!" Brick cried, about to climb the fence after him. Xena grabbed his hand.
"Brick, the gate is open." Xena pointed out, as the focus moved to show this was indeed the case.
The cadet rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. "Right. I knew that."
/
Team Valkyrie are making their way through the minefield. "There." Dawn said pointing to a spot of ground. Jo hurled a rock at it and it exploded.
"This is taking forever." The jockette complained.
"Hey if it means we don't get blown up I'm all for it." Anne Maria said.
"I mean, yeah. I wish we could get across faster! The other teams are probably already in there!" Jo exclaimed.
"Don't rush, if we get blown up by one of these we'll be too injured to win the challenge." Dawn pointed out.
Jo sighed and pulled out another rock from the pocket of her sweatpants. "Where next?"
/
Back with Team Conquest things are not going well. "Alejandro…I didn't mean anything by it. I hate strategizing. So you know it wasn't meant to be personal." Eva said.
"I simply can't believe that you'd even consider joining Duncan in an alliance. Do you have so little faith in our team's ability to win enough that he'd be the only other one eliminated?" Alejandro asked.
"Of course not. We're strong, but Duncan made some good points." Eva tried to defend.
"Good points? What could possibly be good about betraying my trust like this?" Alejandro asked, a look of sadness on his face.
"Hey, lay off her!" Duncan snapped.
"You're only defending her so you don't get voted off!" Alejandro snapped.
"Guys!" Noah snapped from his spot near the door. "I need quiet!" A musical note appeared in the upper left corner as the tell tale ding went off. "Oh you are kidding me!"
(Song Eighteen: Underhanded player.)
A chalkboard background shows Duncan and Eva talking Over the next line it zooms out a bit to show Alejandro, who is wearing a military hat, as he pulls out a scrub brush and washes the drawing away. "Underhanded player! I thought that we were cool but I guess that was a failure,"
Alejandro throws the scrub brush over his shoulder and walks past a blueprint diagram of Duncan as well as a red gridded map of the world on a monitor in the background,to the right we see another blueprint with a picture of the jumbo jet and three rocky ledges. "Sure we've had some good times, but we can't trust you now!"
Noah is shown holding the radio transmitter, and wearing a military hat. He rolled his eyes at Alejandro's dramatic actions. "Underhanded player."
The blueprint from earlier is shown as Duncan is thrown out of the Jumbo Jet, where he falls down and hits all three rocky ledges before crashing into the ground. "
Alejandro: You're gonna get, What's coming to you, If it's the last thing I ever do!
Alejandro sings the next four lines as Duncan has a rock fall on him, then he comes out of the hospital in a wheelchair only to have a rock fall on him again. "That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right."
Duncan stormed over to Alejandro, also in a military hat, and flipped over a chalkboard to reveal several pictures. He holds a pointer in his hand and points to a picture as he sings each of the next three lines. "Well I think this is a crock," A picture of a thumbs down. " cause really who are you to talk?" A picture of Alejandro looking shifty." You would have done the same if it was your head on the block." A picture of Alejandro's head on a chopping block.
Eva nodded, now in her own hat looking vindicated as she pointed at Alejandro accusingly. "You can't call us out, it's true, that's hypocritical of you!"
Eva, Duncan, and Alejandro are all shown on a green monitor as Noah watches. They all pull out rocket launchers and shoot at each other. Everyone hits their target as the all sing.
Eva, Duncan, And Alejandro: Underhanded player, I can't trust you, there's nothing in the world that I would put past you!
The final line takes us back to the reality of the situation, all of the members of team conquest glaring at each other save Noah who is still at work in the background.
Eva, Duncan, And Alejandro. Underhanded player! You're gonna get, what's coming to you! If it's the last thing I ever do!
As the song ended the door finally opened. "Finally." Noah remarked, putting his radio transmitter back in his pocket. "Now if you're all done being melodramatic, shall we enter?"
The three other members follow the cynic inside.
/
The black box warehouse is shown. Several suited guards run out the door, leaving it open. Team Chris runs in. We see the warehouse is filled with boxes. Brick smirked. "It looks like we're the first ones here!"
Jo opened another door. "Not for long." She smirked. "At least team Conquest isn't here yet."
"You were saying?" Noah smirked as team conquest entered through the same door.
A security camera focuses on the two teams, we see the footage from the camera.
"Will our amateur alien hunters make it out of the mysterious black box with their butts intact?" As Chris breaks for commercial the scene zooms out to show the host and Chef sitting in his quarters watching the footage as he eats popcorn. "And where's Tyler? Find out when we return on Total Drama World Tour!"
/
We return to the episode to find everyone gathered in the black box warehouse. Brick is talking to Jo. "We lost Tyler somewhere in here. Considering your earlier offer, could you keep an eye out for him?"
The jockette smirked. "Sure, but the artifact comes first. Sorry not sorry."
Before Brick could say anything else a PA went off. "Welcome to the Black Box Warehouse!" Chris' voice came through. " Finding a functioning alien artifact here is going to be a bit like finding a needle in a haystack – a haystack with a black box security system, which I accidentally set off when I hacked into this PA. My bad." the host said, not sounding at all apologetic.
An alarm went off, and everyone scattered.
/
Dawn is looking around one of the many stacks for crates to see soldiers run by, clearly searching for them. She heaves a sigh of relief but is clocked in the head by a piece of metal junk. She turns to see Jo digging through one of the boxes nearby. She pulls out a disk and shakes it. "Ugh. Another broken piece of junk."
"Actually Jo," Dawn began but the jockette threw the disk before she could finish. A robotic head pops out the top. It flies away.
Jo growled. "You think a military base would have things labeled better!"
"I tried to tell you it worked." The moonchild replied. She touched a large robot and it started up.
"Intruder alert. Initializing elimination procedure." It said as one of its arms turned into a canon. Dawn's eyes widened., but the weight of the robot collapsed the floor underneath it.
Dawn looked down the hole it had made frowning. "I do hope it doesn't cause any harm."
Anne Maria was examining a large blue portal with goo at its center. She just barely got near it when it sucked her halfway in. She started to flail around.
Jo sighed as she walked over. "Really tan in a can? You're lucky I need every member I can get." She pulled on the jersey reject and the force was such that she flew back across the room into Dawn. Both girls are now covered in blue goop.
"What took you so long! That place was weird! I swear I saw some kids in there that looked like Noah and Duncan!" Anne Maria said.
"How horrifying." Jo deadpanned.
"Ugh my poof." The jersey reject complained trying to get the blue goop out of it. "I hate this place already!"
"At least you found a working artifact." Jo noted.
"But its not really portable. And who knows if it'd work out of its place?" Dawn pointed out.
"Please, I can carry it." the Jockette scoffed, attempting to do so. It broke pretty quickly. She turned around, clearly seething. "Not. A. Word."
/
Tyler's face is shown in close up. He opens her eyes and the scene zooms out to show him lying in a chair inside a gray technological looking cube. "Please don't wipe my memory and send me to be a slave in your alien colonies! My team needs me!"
A large array of gadgets lower from the ceiling. "Initiating g seven, eight, five, one, protocol medium." A helmet lowered onto the jock's head.
"No! Please if I remember one thing let it be sports!" Tyler cried out. The scene moved out further to show a large cube with a pipe leading to it, as well as a door with a keypad to the right of it. We hear the machine start up and Tyler begins to scream.
Brick and Xena are running past when they hear this. "Tyler! I'm coming for you solider!" Brick called out running to the cube. He frowned. "Xena, do you think you can figure out this keypad?"
The overlogical girl examined the keypad. "If we can shock it with something electrical it should short out."
Brick sighed. "I guess we can look." He punched the cube in frustration. "But Tyler needs us now!"
At that moment a small cube fell off the cubical. It landed in Xena's hands. The overlogical girl examined it. "You seem to have stumbled upon an alien artifact, though I am unsure if we can use it to get Tyler out of there."
The cube flashed and Xena dropped it, startled. The cube continued to flash and Brick turned to see what was going on. Two aliens materialized from the cube; they looked somewhat stereotypical, with green skin, and bulbous heads, but they had fleshy teal leaf-like things on their backs.
"An actual alien life form? Fascinating…" Xena noted.
The Alien held out a finger and the overlogical girl leaned closer to examine it. It touched her face and began shocking her.
Brick ended up with the second one attaching itself to his face and shocking him.
/
In another part of the warehouse, several guards pass by. The focus shifted to Duncan and Eva watching them. "We can take them." The iron woman said, preparing to do so.
"Are you out of your mind?" Duncan asked, grabbing on to her arm to stop her. "First rule of breaking and entering, don't reveal yourself."
Eva sighed. "Fine. I'll be honest, I just wanted to take my anger out on something."
The two of them start looking through the crates around them. "Hey, thanks for backing me up." Eva said.
"I mean, I am the reason you're in trouble right now." Duncan said, throwing something clearly broken over his shoulder. "So who are you voting for if we lose?"
"I don't know." The iron woman replied. "I really hate strategizing. I'm not a thinking kind of person. I'm an action type of person." She pulled out a strange disk that had several wires sticking out of it. She growled. "Everything is broken in here." She threw it.
"Right, but Alejandro's clearly trying to guilt trip you so…" The punk trailed. He pulled out a small cube. "This might work." The cube shocked him and he dropped it to the floor, where it turned invisible. Duncan gave the floor an unamused look.
"Look, at the moment my plan is to win every challenge to the merge. That way I don't have to worry about it." Eva said.
"But we don't know when that'll be so…" The punk noted, looking for the cube on the floor. He gets shocked. He smirked and picked it up, only to be shocked like crazy.
"Lay off! I'm not in the mood to be given questions I don't have answers to!" Eva screamed.
The cube finally stopped shocking Duncan and immediately fell apart. Duncan frowned. "I can hear the guards. Your scream must have attracted them. Come on, we gotta split." The punk said. Eva nodded and the two of them ran off.
/
Noah is walking around when he sees several banana-esque pods "Huh, maybe I can get Alejandro to carry one of these back. If they work?" He touched the pod cautiously.
The pod shocks Noah and the cynic winced, placing his finger in his mouth. "Ouch."
The pod begins glowing, a hole splits open in it and out climbs another Noah, this one a slightly more pale brown with completely green eyes. Even the whites were green, unlike Noah its eyes are wide open and he has dark circles under his eyes. He smirked at Noah evilly.
The cynic's eyes widened. "Alejandro!"
The focus shifted over the Spaniard. He turned around from where he was. "Noah? What happened?"
He walked a bit and came across the sight of Noah being manhandled, by Noah? "Que?"
"I touched one of the pods and it spawned this! Help me!" Noah snapped.
Alejandro walked over and picked the alien clone up by the back of his shirt collars. The alien glared at him and tried to attack him. The Spaniard gave it an amused look. "Thankfully it seems to have the same strength you do. So he's not really a threat."
"Thanks." Noah deadpanned, rolling his eyes. "I guess that means we can take him back to Chris. I imagine an evil alien clone would count."
Alejandro smirked. "I agree, let us find the rest of the team."
/
Jo walked forward with Anne Maria and Dawn trailing. "What the?" The focus panned over to show Brick and Xena getting shocked by the aliens. She ran over to Brick. "What happened here?" Brick answers, but his face is currently covered by an alien so all we hear is muffled noises. "Whatever." She scoffed, punching the alien on Brick's face causing it to explode into turquoise goo.
Meanwhile Dawn is talking to the other alien. "Excuse me? Would you get off my friend's face?" Surprisingly the alien listened.
Xena's pained face quickly resolved into her normal expression of neutrality. " That alien's electric shock is exactly what we need to short out this keypad. Seeing as you are capable of communicating with that being, and our teams are currently aligned against Team Conquest, would you tell it to shock the keypad?"
Dawn smiled. "Of course." The alien shocked the keypad making the door slide open.
Tyler walked out, he now has a green mullet, white face paint, and a thick ring of red lipstick around his mouth. "Ah! The aliens did my makeup and wiped my mind!"
In what we can assume are Chris' quarters, the two hosts are watching this on screen. Chris laughs. "Thanks again colonel. I can see why that mullet is top secret!"
"Tyler, do you remember me?" Xena asked.
"No! I can't remember anything Xena!" The jock said.
Xena raised an eyebrow. "What else do you 'not' remember?"
"Everything! I can't remember you, or Brick, or Total Drama, or the Jumbo jet, or my hockey team back home!" Tyler said. He blinked. "Oh, I guess I'm fine."
The focus shifted over to Brick and Jo. "Hey, thanks for the help." the cadet smiled.
The jockette huffed. "Whatever, I didn't do it for you. I just did it because if you were busy getting shocked by aliens, team Conquest would win."
"Sure ya did." Anne Maria rolled her eyes.
"In return, do you want this?" Brick offered her the cube the aliens were in previously.
"We don't need it, Brick." Dawn smiled. "I think we can use this little guy for our artifact." She pointed to the alien floating calmly next to her."
"Then what are we all standing around here for?! Let's get going!" Jo ordered.
/
"I can't believe we didn't find anything!" Eva complained to Duncan.
"But we did." Alejandro's smooth voice said. Both the iron woman and punk turned to see him still holding the Noah clone by the shirt collars.
"Uh? Why are there two of you?" Duncan asked Noah.
"Because I've secretly had the ability to divide and multiply like an amoeba this entire time." Noah deadpanned.
"A giant alien pod cloned him. So I figure he'll work for our artifact." Alejandro smirked, giving the Noah clone an amused look as it once again tried to attack him.
"Then let's get out of here and win!" Eva ordered.
/
Teams Valkyrie and Chris are running across the minefield from earlier. "Just because we're working together doesn't mean my team will give you the win!" Jo smirked, running further ahead. Brick smirked and ran alongside her both vying for the lead.
"Yeah! We can do this ! We're winners!" Tyler declared.
Dawn's eyes widened. "Tyler watch out!"
It was too late as the jock stepped down on an undetonated mine. Meanwhile near the plane Chris is sitting in a lounge chair reading a newspaper. Next to him was a small table with a pitcher of ice water on it. Jo and Brick are nearly to him, but before either of them make it there, Tyler landed on the ground in a painful heap bringing the host to attention. Brick tripped over the jock, sending the cube into Chris' hands.
"Some kind of containment cube. Nice." The host smirked.
At that moment Anne Maria, Dawn, and Xena arrive. The alien floated next to Dawn and Chris looked excited. "Alien life form? Impressive."
"We're last?!" Eva exclaimed angrily as she and the rest of team conquest arrived.
Chris looked at the captive Noah clone. "Evil alien clone? Sweet. Too bad you arrived last. Which means Team Chris wins, Team Valkyrie's safe, and you guys are headed for elimination."
Eva roared and punched the nearest thing, which happened to be the Noah clone being held by Alejandro. It splattered into goo. Noah's eyes were wide as he stared at the space it'd been in.
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In first class Xena is just finishing bandaging Tyler's head. "You are lucky that mine didn't cause any further damage. Thus far, all you have is a head wound. Thankfully, both Brick and I are familiar with first aid."
"That's right soldier, we'll take care of you until you're in top shape." Brick saluted.
Tyler smiled. "Thanks guys. I'll bounce back from this in no time."
"Perhaps not no time, but you do heal surprisingly quickly." Xena noted.
[confessional]
Tyler: Today showed me that I can totally count on my team! Which is awesome! Especially since sometimes I can't tell if Xena's really my friend or not.
Static
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Team Conquest is at elimination and Chris begins the ceremony. "Team Conquest. Not a lot of teamwork going on tonight. Alejandro, trying to guilt trip your teammate? Not cool. " The Spaniard huffed. "Duncan, trying to make Eva pick a side while she's emotionally vulnerable? Manipulative. And Eva? I'm pretty sure you've scarred Noah for life."
The focus shifted over to Noah who was still in shock, sitting with a thousand yard stare. "Have you ever wondered what it would look like if you exploded? I didn't, and now I know." The cynic whispered.
"Now to the votes. It turns out it's a tie! Luckily we don't have to go to a tiebreaker because this was a reward challenge!" Chris announced.
"What?!" Every member of team Conquest said in unison.
"That's right!" Chris smirked. "Did you seriously think I'd send one of you home now? When things are getting so dramatic between you guys?! What kind of host do you think I am?" He asked, flashing them all a smile.
He turned to the camera and began his outro. "Who will be the next person to take the drop of shame? Find out next time on Total! Drama! World! Tour!"
A/N: Yeah I know. But it's Chris? You really expect him to vote someone out at this point? Seriously though, I loved rewriting this episode. We finally get Brick and Jo working together. Noah got to use his hacking skills, I was able to reference DramaRama, and I got to write manipulative Alejandro. Like this episode is really fun one you take out all the stupid love triangle stuff. And I've been looking forward to clone Noah since before I started writing this season.
And the song? I loved rewriting it so that it was a back and forth rather than two characters beating down on another one.