All SKINS (2007-2013) Characters © Bryan Elsley, Jamie Brittain, E4, Paul Gay, etc.

Stonem Twins Sisters

Chapter 1: Start of the First Day

It was 8:15 Minnie Stonem was awoken loudly by banging on her bedroom door by her slightly twin sister: Effy waking her up for their First Day of College.

"Wake up you lazy cunt, we're leaving at 15, Dad's taking us!" Effy called.

Minnie woke up to her twin sister banging on the door, ordering me to wake up. She noticed we only had 15 minutes until Dad: Jim was taking us so Minnie got up and started getting ready, knowing she had to choose her outfit carefully, so Minnie made an impression.

As Minnie finally decided and got ready.

When Minnie was dressed, she noticed her hair was still the same from last night so Minnie did a half up half down style and applied a small amount of mascara, but Minnie didn't wipe away the small bit of excess mascara from under her eyes, because I'm lazy. When Minnie was finally done, she left her room and headed downstairs, where everyone was, plus her bag which had her smoking supply in it.

Minnie walked into the kitchen quickly and grabbed an apple and a bottle of lucozade, seeing as I didn't get hungry in the morning. Mum: Anthea was sitting at the table, looking at something on her phone, while Dad was reading the paper and Effy was eating breakfast.

"Whore." Mum mumbled, looking at Minnie.

"Say you." Minnie said.

We never meant it, it was just a joke, like always. After a few minutes of staying in the kitchen in silence, Dad finally put his paper down and got up.

"C'mon girls, I'll drive you now." Dad said, we nodded and went to give Mum a hug.

"Bye Mum." Effy and Minnie said in unison, then left out the door.

"Bye Anthea!" Dad shouted before shutting the front door and heading to the car.

As Minnie sat in the back, seeing as Minnie wanted to roll a spliff, while Effy sat next to Dad in the passenger seat.

It was only around a 30 minute walk to College but Dad insisted we get a lift, as it's our first day.

When we neared a corner shop close to college Minnie asked Dad to drop her here so I could get some stuff for later, and I'd walk the rest of the way. He agreed and then drove Effy to college. Minnie mostly wanted to walk the rest of the way because Minnie wanted a spliff and she didn't want to be known as Effy's twin sister, she wanted to be known as Minnie.


Minnie walked into the shop to buy a pack of gum, then headed towards College. As Minnie got closer, she lit her spliff and saw Dad arguing with an old woman and a teenage boy who had 'blood' all over all over one side of his head, as he pretended that Dad crashed into him.

Minnie kept her distance, until Dad gave money to the boy. Minnie got bored of that, so she headed over to a table close to Dad's car, where 2 boys were sitting, looking back and forth between Minnie and Effy.

"That skateboard boy. He's looking at you, Minnie." Effy said, as she turned to her twin sister.

"Yeah." Minnie nodded, as if she had been bubble gum.

"Maybe he's looking at me." Effy said.

"He's not looking at you, Effy." Minnie said to her twin sister.

"Okay." Effy said, as she had been smoking.

As Minnie sat amongst them, and smiled for a change.

"Hey." Minne said to them. The expression they both had was confused.

"Hi… I guess?" The boy closer to Minnie asked.

"Who are you?" The boy who had curly hair asked.

Minnie smirked. "A mystery."

And with that, Minnie got back up and headed towards where Effy was standing, leaning on the car, looking at us and smirked. Effy joins the boy who had a red shirt. She takes some ketchup on her finger, puts it in her mouth.

"Sweet." Effy smiled, as she walked with Minnie.

"No way. Are you sure?" Minnie asked with a smile.

"Yep." Effy said.

The three boys looked at Effy's gray dress and Maggie's black dress walked.

"Dad says some things are best left to the imagination. But that's not right, is it?" His best friend asked.

"Your dad's a stupid tosser, JJ." Ketchup boy said.

"Yes. Do you think the girls are going where we're going?" His best friend asked.

Minnie passed her her spliff so she could have a few tokes on it, then linked arms with her, and into the new College we went.

"That ketchup boy. He's looking at you, Effy." Minnie said.

"Yeah." Effy said.

"You with the ketchup boy had a love interest?" Minnie asked.

"Maybe. You with the skateboard boy had a love interest?" Effy asked.

"Maybe." Minnie said.

"He is now." Effy said.

Effy and Minnie giggled and walked.

"You looked at the blown girl who had a gray dress." The curly boy said.

"Yeah. You looked at the other blown girl who had a black dress." The ketchup boy said.

"Yeah." The curly boy said.

The ketchup boy turns to her father with them.

"She is now." The ketchup boy said.


As we neared the entrance, we heard a loud exclamation, from our friend, who was childish but loyal as hell Pandora Moon.

"Guys! Wait up!" We both stopped in our tracks, waiting for Pandora.

"Gee, you both walk fast!" Pandora exclaimed, out of breath from trying to catch up. You couldn't help but love Pandora, she was so sweet and innocent, something Minnie and Effy once was, Minnie thinks.

As Pandora was gonna speak again, a sports car pulled up, and two twins got out, both with dyed red hair and different sense of one who got first looked like a stuck up bitch, and the one who got out from the back looked sweet, and kind of like a doormat.

"Your boyfriend's well mint!" One of the girls who crowded around the stuck up twin exclaimed.

"Yeah. He's totally fit. He took me to the Stakis Grand last week for surf, turf and shots." All the girls cooed over her, them all probably drooling over her boyfriend.

"Bonkers!" Pandora said excitedly, as if she understood a word the twin said. Pandora turned around to face us. "What's surf and turf, Eff?"

Minnie giggled at how innocent she was.

"Sex." Effy and Minnie said in blunt unison.

"Wow! We'll have a whizzer time at this college, Eff! I'm definitely going to have surf and turf, ASAP. Mum says boys only want one thing so my plan is give it to them, lots of times. That way I'll get good at it, be really popular and maybe my toes will stop throbbing." Pandora explained.

Minnie held in a laugh. As much as I loved Pandora's energy, Minnie just didn't agree with her. Seeing as she's so innocent, she doesn't know what the hell to do. And is so upfront with it to people.

"You hate her." Effy said.

"Who do I hate, Eff?" Pandora asked.

"I'll let you know." Effy said.

"Cool." Pandora said.

"Let's get this party started." Effy said.

"Yeah!" Minnie said to her twin sister.

"You want a lollipop?" Pandora asked.

"No." Effy said.

"I have a lollipop." Minnie said.

We finally got into the College, and headed to the hall for the introduction assembly.