Harry: Well, I'm leaving here soon, probably forever, might as well figure out what I'm going to keep and what I'm going to leave *begins going through his trunk, throwing away some stuff, and keeping other stuff* AHH! Son of a… *sees his hand is bleeding* I'll figure out what that was in a moment, first I'd better get a band-aid *walks out of his room, only to step on a cup of tea that had been left outside his room* Oh, for fuck's sake.
Petunia: *from downstairs* What the fuck was that?
Harry: Nothing.
Petunia: *from downstairs* That better not have been some of the good china.
Harry: *sees it was some of the good china* Of course not.
Petunia: *from downstairs* It better not be, you don't want to know what will happen to you if it was.
Harry: *going into the bathroom* Like whatever she could do to me is worse than what's actually going to happen to me *bandages himself up, then goes back to the trunk* What was that anyway? *sees a shard of the mirror that Sirius left him* And again I'm reminded of someone I'll never see again, though at least in this case it's someone I want to see again *slamming his fist down on a copy of the Daily Prophet*
Newspaper: Hey, come on, Dumbledore was a great man.
Harry: Shut up enchanted newspaper Kieran only gave a voice to so that it wouldn't just be me talking his whole chapter.
Newspaper: Would you rather hear the article about Dumbledore being a bad guy?
Harry: Someone actually wrote an article about that?
Newspaper: Yep. Rita Skeeter…
Harry: Of course it was.
Newspaper: …has written a biography detailing Dumbledore's life, including how his father assaulted three muggles, how he and his brother may have been responsible for his sister's death, and how he and Gellert Grindelwald were wizard supremacists.
Harry: Dumbledore had siblings?
Newspaper: Well, his sister's dead, and his brother should be considering the disgusting things he does with goats…
Petunia: *bursting into the room* MY GOOD CHINA!
Harry: Well, shit.