Totally Legit All Stars Episode 2:
"Last timmy on Total Drama All Stars. We made All Stars good! How? By it not being All Stars! I really did it, I truly saved the show!"
"Oh yeah, and Zoey and Sugar got eliminated I gues slol. Who goes next? Find out on the next episode of TOTAL! DRAMA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL STTTTTTTTTTTTTTARZ!"
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Oh crap, that was Chris speaking, my bad.
Time!
Team Pizza walks up da hill, with Dawn looking around at the team.
"I guess this isn't the worst team I could be a part of," Dawn sihs.
Dakoka glares at Dawn, who rolls her eyes. Dakotaaaaaaaaaaaa then turns to Emma. "Hey so, you want to team up with me?"
"GRRRRRRR I HATE CHASE!" Emma yells, b4 morfing in2 Ridonculous Race Emma.
"I'll take that as a yes I guess?" Dakota rases an eyebrow.
Jo stares ang rily attt Emmar. "GRRRRRR, she's stealing my bit!" sheeee yelz
Sam then watches Markiplier clips on Youtube as he walks up da hill.
With Team Taco, they also woerk upo the hil.
"Sarcastic Quip," Said Noah.
Ellar looks aht the team, before saying, "Well it would be nice to be with Sammy, buht I must sing!"
Life could be a dream
Life could be a dream
Do-roo-do-do, sh-boom
Life could be a dream
Sh-boom, if I could take you to a paradise up above
If you will tell me I'm the only one that you love
Life could be a dream, sweetheart, hello, hello again
Sh-boom and hopin' we'll meet again, boom
Rondey also cariez Scarlett up da hil. Her eyes r pure blu. They go back to regoolar blu as shhhhe lookz up.
"Reboot successful. Operating system 18.3 has been installed. Waterproof mode, fully engaged."
"Sweet!" Rodney smilez.
Da group make itt to the top of da cliff as Chrisp said, "Alright, the 28 of you will have to jump off the cliff and grab a key. One key is da correct one. Da team 12 not get the key will send someone home.
The 28 look around woried.
"Sarcastic Quip," Noah shakes his hed, worried.
"Sha, Sha, Sha," Litening agrees.
"Stard tha challenge," Chrizz said.
Topher stands ahead with his phone. "WHAT'S UP YOUTUBE! TOPHERGANG846 HERE! I'M HERE TO DO THE FABLED, JUMP OFF THE CLIFF CHALLENGE! MAKE SURE TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON, CLICK SUBSCRIBE AND RING THE BELL!"
The subscribe button on everyone who watches Tophergang846 then lights up as he says subscribe because that's a thing on Youtube now.
"Time to take the cliff to court," Emma RR says before morphing into Reboot Emma, b4 jumping off the clif.
Topher also jumps. As they fall, Emma says, "YOU REMIND ME OF CHASE, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Jo looks down da cliff, glaring. "GRRRRR, what a rip off." Brik walks over and kisses her.
Da too splash into tha wate r. Too seconds later, they both get owqt of da wqater, neither key lights up.
"And they're both done here!" Clisp sad. In the background, Fang is practicing with Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix.
At da top of da cliff, Jo and Brick aslso jump. Day kiss all the way down the cliff, landing on a shark and knocking it out.
Both grab a key and it isn't correct.
Amy and Dave step ahead.
"Good luck Amy!" Shawn randomly says, everyone looks genuinely shocked that he said a line.
"I'm getting bored, I want to kill someone," Anne Maria Da Killer said.
"Nothing can be worse than that!" Cameron yells. "For as we know, murder is defined as the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another."
A bird call then rings through the air. One that will terrify all Australian's reading this fic.
"MATE NO!" Jasmine yells. "NOT THE AUSTRALIAN MAGPIE!"
"Otherwise known as Gymnorhina tibicen!" Cameron adds.
The magpies then start swooping everyone in the cast. Amy and Dave both fall off the cliff b caz. Stacigull talks with the magpies, adding them to her bird army. Everyone else is still swooped though. Amy and Dave don't win.
Beardo then starts playing "bad guy but i'm the good guy so i play it in the Major key" by TheDreRock on Youtube using his sound effects. He falls az duz Leonard. Both fail.
Lightning and Noah start talking 2 eah over.
"Sha Sha Sha Sha!"
"Sarcastic Quip!"
"Sha Sha Sha Sha!"
"Sarcastic Quip!"
"Sha Sha Sha Sha!"
"Sarcastic Quip!"
"Sha Sha-."
Anne Maria personally throws both players off the cliff to finish this dumb joke. Thank you Anne Maria.
Max then laughs. "MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! I AM THE ULTIMATE EVIL HERE! B4 he jumps with Anne Maria.
"But they're on the same team!" Dakota yells. "How's that fair!"
Dawn rolls her eyes. "That's what's weird to you in this challenge?"
Dakota's eyes widen "Oh wow, maybe I am too used to this show."
Dakota aand B jump. Fail, let's move on.
Sam and Sammy step forward to make up for the two Team Taco Members b4.
"Where we droppin' boys!" Sam yells az he falls
"Oh yes! Fortnite!" Ella smilz. "I know a quite wonderful song for this!"
We got a number one Victory Royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town
My friend just got downed
I revived him, now we're heading south-bound
Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets
Look at the map, go to the marked sheet
Evella was da one that said the bracketed "get down" in da second line as shi said "Oops, sorry. Force of habit."
Sam and Sammy both get out of da water, no key in hand as Ella and Evella bof jump aftr thm.
Evella and Ella slap fight as they fall. More specifically Evella slap fights Ella while she looks around.
A octopus then gives Ella a key, but Evella grabs it, Evella steps out of the water as rock instrumental music starts playing over her. I like to think it's the instrumental to I Am All Of Me from Shadow The Hedgehog. The key light ups.
"And Evella has found the key! Team Pizza wins the challenge!"
Ella steps out, as da boo womp sound effect plays over her sad face.
Confezional:
Dawn:
"I won and I didn't even have to do the challenge. Maybe I do have more power than I thought still."
Vronfessionel Ends:
Ella, Mike, Rodney, Scarlett, Shawn, Cameron, Dawn, Jasmine, Scott and Sky then all fall off the cliff. Stacigull flies above everyone as they conveniently fall so she doesn't fall. The Magpie army also flies with her.
Confessionallllllllllll:
Dawn:
"I stand corrected."
Lanoissefnoc Ends:
Anne Maria and Max walk back, Anne Maria Da Killer sharpening her nife. Max looks at her as lovehearts form in his eyes.
COnfefffessionl:
Max:
"She is beautiful, I have never seen her before… she's also EEEEEEEEEEVIL! OUR EVIL COUPLE WILL RULE THE WORLD MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He then porzed. "If she accepts my relationship of course, I'm evil, but I doo respect women."
Cronfreshional Ends:
Heather also appears with a mouse trap. "I'm also here too I guess. Also I'm stuck in here with nothing to do. "Uh, I'm evil too?"
"Good! You shall be a minion!" Max yells at Heather.
We then hard cut to Max in a magically appearing dumpster out of nowhere, his legs twitching in the air. Heather walks away and out of the story for now, dusting off her hands.
Anne Maria Da Killer turns around and laughs at Max for good measure. Poor him!
Team Taco than go 2 eliminacon.
"Lol, lmao even," Chris said. "Tim 2 snd a pl8ter home today!"
Da team then vots.
"Moshmillys go 2 Brick, Topher, Max, Mike, Rodney, Scarlett, Stacigull, Beardo, B, Noah, Ella and Anne Maria."
Shorne and Dayve sit in shok. "Wii have da bottom two!" Chris reveels. "Dave! You're an incel here! SHAWN, you… sure exist!"
"But my FEEEEEEMALE fans in the team will save me, right?" Dave sid.
"Da finl 1 safe is!"
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"Dave!" Cmrizs Throh's the marhmellow att Save.
"The one guy I'm friends with!" Day ve yells out.
Dave and Shawn then start slapping each other, which automatically means they absolutely hate each other now, right?
"You're getting flushed down a toilet!" Chris cyeers!
Shawn thn stands up and walkz away. Cameron is nearbi
"Cameron… it's your turn now." Shawn sayz.
"Watt? As in, the measurement of electricity, or alternatively, the partner in the hit N64 Game Paper Mario."
"THAT'S MY TEAMMATE!" Sam yellz inn da backgrond.
Shawn shedz a tier. "It's your turn to be the funny stays in the game way too long while doing nothing guy… I was that for Pahkitew Island… you get this now."
"But… but I won't get any more lines?"
"Probably not. Or hey, maybe this is a misdirect and someone else secretly has this role. You never know."
Shawn thn despawns.
Chris walks over. "And nothjng of val u was lohst ere. Hoo is going next? Find out on the newxt chapter of TOTAL! DRAMA! ALL STARS!
Da episode thn moves over 2 another room, where the interns play uno.
"Go fish!" One yells.
"Don't you mean, uno?"
The inturn blushes slightly, b4 it's revealed thy r Ezekiel! "Oops."
Da epiozode then ends.
28th: Shawn (Team Taco)
29th: Zoey (Team Taco)
30th: Sugar (Team Pizza)
Team Taco: Anne Maria, B, Beardo, Brick, Dave, Ella, Max, Mike, Noah, Rodney, Scarlett, Stacigull, Topher,
Team Pizza: Amy, Cameron, Dakota, Dawn, Emma, Evella, Jasmine, Jo, Leonard, Lightning, Sam, Sammy, Scott, Sky,
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Amy then does her taxes. What? Not all of these post credit scenes have to be some big shocking thing. Amy needed to do her taxes.