Noel gives me a worried look. "Are you okay Okkotsu? You were unusually distracted today." Yes, I know.

Normally I pay complete attention to Noel's class, that's because she's a Christmas cake who will one day become my wife.

Sadly today was different, that's because as a human being, it's only natural my attention is drawn by accidents waiting to happen.

Normally Noel is the biggest accident available in a room, but today there was a blonde woman staring at me through the window.

I give her a smile. "Don't worry Noel-Sensei, everything is fine." It isn't, my blood pressure went through the roof during class.

You see, I told Arcueid that she couldn't go to school, the reasons are fairly obvious of course.

Arcueid agreed surprisingly enough, and said she had a solution, when questioned about her solution she refused to elaborate.

And it turns out her out, her brilliant plan was just to stalk me for the entire day... Why do I attract this type of girl!?

Noel licks her lips. "That's good, I wouldn't want my favorite student to have problems of any kind."

Now one might wonder... Why did this woman seductively lick her lips in front of her student? While she herself is almost in her thirties?

That's because Noel is a complete fucking loser, even Rika acknowledges that. She goes around flirting with every student, hoping that at least one is desperate enough!

Occasionally even the students have heard the staff mocking her... One of the professors even called her a fatass once.

And not the good kind, as in your butt happens to be massive, but the bad kind, as in your overweight.

She's not even fat! She's actually a bit fit even! Damn you Japanese men and your weird obsession with stick women!

Now you would imagine that at least one student would have bitten the bullet, but due to unexplained reasons no one has.

Perhaps it's just because of Japanese culture? Perhaps it's just because we are in anime land? Perhaps it's a combination of both?

In the end it doesn't truly matter, all that it means is that Noel is single and ready to mingle! Sadly I am not.

Rika doesn't take Noel seriously, but I bet that would change if the Christmas cake made serious progress in my route.

I smirk. "I'm glad I have such a caring teacher." Who also happens to be incredibly hot, even if the world will deny it for some reason.

Now, don't get me wrong, Noel can't compete with girl that are eleven out of ten like Arcueid or Ciel.

But she's like a solid eight out of ten! So how is she unmarried!? Is it racism because she's clearly not Japanese? Are Japanese men that foolish!?

She chuckles. "And I'm glad I have such a responsible student, even if you were clearly not paying attention to class I will overlook it for today."

She continues. "But make sure to not repeat that okay? I would be sad if my student stopped being responsible and slept during class or something, so keep following my example."

How are you responsible though!? There's no doubt in my mind that you're the type of woman that says doing raw is fine because the guy can just pull out.

Noel is also the type that holds him in place with her legs of course, but that's part of her charm. A loser through and through.

I give her a thumbs. "Okay Noel-Sensei I'll follow your example and stay single for most of my life, while working on a job that pays almost nothing!"

Immediately her face is flooded with pain. "What's with the sudden attack!?" Sorry, but you just look very susceptible to bullying.

I shrug. "Don't worry Noel-Sensei, I'm sure there's a handsome man with a promising future who will take you."

I continue. "All you have to do is wait a little more! So walk with your head high!" It's pretty obvious what I'm implying, yet Rika does nothing. That just goes how to show how sad Noel's existence is.

My teacher has tears in the corner of her eyes. "But I've already waited for so long!" She then glares at me. "And watch your tone when speaking to me! I'm your teacher so have some respect!"

I nod to myself. "All I have for you is respect, you are someone who I admire a lot Noel-Sensei, so keep trucking your way through life."

I don't actually admire her, but I respect her as someone who's walking the same path as me. The groomer path of course, even if she has been unsuccessful so far.

Noel sighs. "Why do I feel you don't really mean that? Ah, whatever, I'll just take your admiration to renew my spirits."

She continues. "I'm seriously tired as hell, yesterday was full of work, actually saying yesterday is wrong, since it spilled past midnight."

Her voice is filled with pain. "I didn't get any proper sleep, in fact I didn't sleep at all. Why is my job so shit? I wish I could work at anything else."

I didn't know being a teacher was that hard, but okay, that said, why are you ranting your frustrations to me? I'm a studend you know? Go to your boyfriend instead.

Oh, right. Anyways, this is actually great, everyone knows the best way to get close to someone is to be their punching bag talk edition.

I smile. "That sounds like it sucks Noel-Sensei, this place is a mess huh? If they administered things better then maybe you could get some sleep." I don't really care at all, but I'll agree with her.

If someone is ranting about something you're supposed to agree with everything they say, so I won't defend my beautiful school.

Noel nods. "Yeah, it's a mess, but this time it wasn't exactly their fault." Oh? "Actually forget what I just said Okkotsu."

She continues. "Why did I even say so much stuff to a student? That's not a thing a professional does." That's because you're a loser, but it's fine...

For all humans are losers when it comes to work! So I'll be an understanding good boy and accept all your complaints.

I give her a thumbs up. "It's fine Noel-Sensei, feel free to rant about stuff when you're around me." You're my future wife after all!

Noel sighs again. "You're the problem though..." She quickly puts her hands up. "Not that you are the thing that made me lose sleep or anything!" Oh!?

Well, that's probably true, while I have done my best to get into her good graces, it's not like I'm her friend or anything.

Maybe I could endear myself to her faster if I didn't occasionally bully her, but then half of the fun would be lost.

Noel awkwardly continues. "I meant a problem as in you didn't pay attention to class today." We already talked about that though.

I nod. "Yeah, I get it. I'll pay more attention next ti-" Suddenly I see something behind Noel, it's my worst nightmare.

Noel is standing right in front of a window, so I can see the outside... Arcueid is climbing a tree, and she's waving at me too.

I foolishly thought I had lost her when I left class, but clearly I was super wrong. Still, this is actually making me feel rather bad.

Arcueid has essentially spent the entire day stalking me, but that sounds like the most boring thing ever.

I'm surprised she's still smiling. That's it, I'm lending her my 3DS or something, that way she can entertain herself while she ignores my privacy.

Hey, I spent years with Rika, I don't mind a little bit of yandere sprinkled in someone's personality. Though it makes me wonder what kind of past Arcueid has.

Noel raises an eyebrow. "Continue...?" Oh right, I didn't finish my sentence since Arcueid surprised me.

I should finish here quickly and go meet Shiki already. "Ah, sorry Noel-Sensei, I just remembered something I have to do."

She nods. "I see." Noel hums. "By the way~, is that something you're going to do related with Ciel?" Senpai? I guess Noel did send me to meet her.

A sudden thought strikes my head like lightning. If Ciel truly is part of the supernatural world, then so is Noel probably.

She kept complaining about having to do a lot of work yesterday, and that was when I fought Arcueid.

The world must not find out about the supernatural, that's what Sensei used to say, there's various reasons for it, but they don't matter right.

What matters is that my fight with Rika didn't appear anywhere, at least their true events didn't.

According to the news it was just some weird storm phenomenon, and now I can't help, but wonder... Did Noel and Ciel help cover it up?

That would explain why she spent so much time working at something... But I'm making a lot of suppositions here, I better not jump to conclusions.

I shake my head. "I'm not going to go see Senpai today, I have some plans with a friend." And then another thought strikes me.

What if Noel or Ciel are the dead apostle? Actually did Arcueid ever confirm there was only one? Maybe both of them are vampires.

I'll talk with Arcueid about it later, she can figure it out. In the end making a bunch of guesses won't help anyone, I'm not Sherlock Holmes.

Noel makes a teasing smile. "Oh~? I thought a healthy boy like you would be all over Ciel~." I am! She may not yet know it, but she's my wife!

Actually if she turns out to be a monstrous dead apostle then I will have to put her down, I won't add any evil women to my harem.

Rika doesn't count! She's not that bad! Besides, there's a big difference of Rika hurting a few people throughout the years and the massacres dead apostles supposedly commit.

I give Noel a smile. "If it's about that, then I might as well spend time with you Noel-Sensei, since you outrank Senpai in the beauty scale."

She doesn't, she's not even close to Ciel in fact, but who would tell a woman that!? Just because diamonds exist it doesn't mean I should ignore gold.

She blushed a little, how weak! "You have a bad eye, I can't even begin to compete with Ciel." Do you feel inferior to your own student!? I now see why even Rika pities you.

I shrug. "I will have to respectfully disagree." I completely agree, but destroying my teacher's self-esteem is below me.

Noel chuckles. "You're a good student Okkotsu~, and that's why... you should absolutely go visit Ciel later, understood?"

I hesitantly nod. "Yeah, I get it." I can't avoid her forever, no, I don't want to avoid her forever.

Either Ciel is evil and I will put her down, or she's a good person who I will try my best to remove the clothes of.

I wave goodbye to Noel. "See ya Noel-Sensei." I ignore whatever she says in response, I can clearly see that Arcueid is bursting with energy.

I can't let her wait any longer, or she might do something stupid like entering the school, so it's time to go see Shiki on the rooftop.

"Yo Shiki, how's it hanging?" Not good judging, by his face, he looks like he hasn't slept at all.

He sighs. "Yo Yuta, I'm not hanging at all, something truly awful happ-" He's interrupted by someone jumping onto the roof.

It's Arcueid obviously, she's also dressed more casually now, since she had the time to go to her apartment and grab some normal looking clothes.

She immediately goes to hug me. "Yuta! I was so bored!" Then why did you spend all the day looking at me!? Go do something else!

Before Arcueid can wrap her arms around me, Rika comes out, she holds the vampire in place.

My ghost girlfriend is frowning. "Don't even try homewrecker." Really? Homewrecker? Are you going to call her a thieving cat as well?

For some reason the thought of Arcueid being a cat sends shivers down my spine, I don't really understand why, surely a cat girl Arcueid would be a good thing.

Instead of fighting back, Arcueid hugs Rika instead. "Ah! I want to hug you too Rika, so this is fine!"

Surprising enough, slowly Rika returns the hug. "O-okay then, this fine." How adorable, my sister wives are getting along!

"Agh..." From the corner of my eye I can see Shiki holding himself together, his face is red and he is sweating.

I guess Arcueid his messing up his instincts really hard, though thankfully he hasn't attacked her.

I give Shiki a worried look. "Hey do you want to sit down?" Maybe that would help... Though I'm not sure it will.

When we were younger Shiki would frequently attack Rika, and the way we dealt with that was simple...

Rika just beat him up, or Sensei, it depended on who was feeling up for it. Eventually Shiki just stopped.

But now Arcueid must be registering as something completely new to his senses, he has never met a vampire before after all.

Shiki slowly shakes his head. "No it's fine, I can hold it in..." If you say so... In any case, Arcueid can defended herself.

Arcueid releases Rika from the hug, and gives Shiki a smirk. "Hello! You must be Shiki! I've heard quite a lot about you!"

He gives her an awkward smiles. "Ah... Yeah... I'm Shiki Toh-... Tohno." He is clearly struggling a lot.

She nods. "And I'm Arcueid Brunestud! Your new friend!" She fearlessly extends her hand, at least that's what it looks like to someone clueless.

The truth is that I've explained Shiki's ability to her, just to be safe, so she's aware that he can kill her, specially with her weakened state.

Arcueid may look friendly on the outside, but her whole body is tense, ready to jump into action at any moment.

Slowly Shiki takes her hand and shakes it. "It's a pleasure... meeting you... Sorry about... this." He keeps panting.

She smiles. "It's fine, I understand you can't control it." She gives him a pitying look. "It must suck to have your instincts manifest this way, I didn't think it was going to be this way.

I raise an eyebrow. "What do you mean by that Arcueid? How did you expect them to be?" I thought I had clearly explained them to her.

Arcueid sighs. "It's just that I have met people with similar characteristics in the past, and usually their instincts manifest differently."

She continues. "I've seen it all, like having your body suddenly filled with anger, or your instinct turning you into something like a wounded animal who lashes out at those close to you."

She tilts her head to the side. "But an instinct that fills you with sexual pleasure? That's fairly rare, though I suppose it makes sense."

"Better to reward the hunter I suppose, get him addicted to the feeling of killing, and there's nothing more addicting than sex."

My face twist in shock. "It makes him feel horny? For real?" Now that I look closer, it does look like he is hiding a boner.

Rika is red in the face. "Four Eyes is a pervert!?" I don't think it counts as him being a pervert when it's his instincts screaming at him.

Shiki sighs. "Yeah... Right now I'm feeling incredibly pent up." I admire the courage you had to say that.

Arcueid smiles. "Well, I have a solution for you! And it's a real easy one!" Oh!?

I have a big grin on my face. "As expected of Arcueid the friendly neighborhood vampire!" Actually I don't expect anything from her.

Shiki smiles too, even if it's restrained. "Really? That would be incredibly helpful."

Arcueid makes a jerking motion with her hand. "Just go the bathroom and deal with the issue real quick! Oh, I'm not going to help by the way! I'm a pure princess~."

Shiki's eyebrow twitches. "I see now what sensei meant when she said vampires are corpses who lack a working brain."

Arcueid giggles. "Teehee~!" Did she really say that!? "Sorry, but it is what it is, your instincts will fade with exposure to me eventually."

She continues. "But if you go and alleviate yourself, that could deal with the problem momentarily." She sounds half joking and half serious.

He looks down, his face red. "F-fine... Before we leave I will 'deal' with my problem." I'm glad to know that you're going to jerk off in the bathroom.

He glares at me. "By the way, there's no way we are holding a meeting in my house! Got it!?" Ah, he remembered!

I ignore him, and look at the vampire. "Arcueid, did you know Shiki lives in a mansion? Do you want to go see it?" Hopefully she will be curious.

Shiki frowns. "And I'm not letting miss no common sense go there either!" How rude! Arcueid does have common sense, she just ignores it.

Arcueid takes a moment to think. "Well, I have seen a bunch of mansions already, so it's not like I'm particularly interested." Ah! I failed to spike her curiosity!

She continues, blushing. "Besides, I... Like your apartment Yuta, it's nice." Did you get attached to my home that quickly!?

I look at Rika. "Hey, don't you want to enter a mansion!? It's probably super cool and stylish!" Hopefully my girlfriend will agree, Shiki can't say no to Rika!

Rika shakes her head. "No way, that place is filled with women, like Four Eyes sister, I can't let you go there Yuta." I was rejected by everyone!

Shiki smiles. "Then I'm glad we are going to your house Yuta." Damn it! Ah, it's fine, I guess...

But I do have one more question to Shiki. "By the way, what were you going to say before Arcueid interrupted you?" Something about 'awful'...

His eyes are filled with pain. "Akiha confiscated my phone." I see. Wait what!?

I raise an eyebrow. "Elaborate please, I feel like I'm missing a lot of context."

He truly looks like life has left his eyes. "Well, Akiha took my cellphone way back when I first got to the mansion actually." That's horrible!

He continues. "Her reason is that it would distract me from a healthy school life... What a bunch of bullshit."

I can almost see tears in his eyes. "But Hisui, being the angel that she is, gave me my cellphone back without Akiha knowing."

Now his eyes are filled with anger. "And Kohaku, being the demon that she is, snitched to Akiha after she saw me calling you."

He sounds defeated. "And that's why I have no cellphone anymore, to be honest the real reason I don't want to go home is to obtain my revenge."

He continues. "You see, I didn't warn anyone that I would be staying out for the night, and so when I get back home I'll just smugly say something like, why didn't you just call me?"

I see, I see.

I just realized Shiki will have to jerk off in the school's bathroom without even the help of a cellphone.

Some people truly were born with the worst luck.

AN: While writing this I had the sudden thought that Shiki working together with Todo from JJK would be really cool.

I wonder if Todo would get along with Shiki...