I open my eyes. "Ah, they're still here." I close my eyes immediately after it. I'm still seing lines of death, nothing about my condition has changed at all... Even after my amazing dream.

You see, I just dreamt about Sensei riding me, which was cool for obvious reason, but most importantly, in the dream I could not see the lines of death. I don't know why that made me believe they wouldn't work in reality, it's not like I'm using the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception in my dreams, but still...

Thankfully I can still look at Arcueid I guess, actually that isn't a consolation prize at all! I'm basically blind! Wait a second...!

I sit up in bed again, my eyes now fully opened. "Senpai!" Arcueid completely fucked her up! It's through luck and luck alone that she wasn't thrown into orbit! I can't just a space program just to save Ciel, so that would have definitely been a bad end.

Suddenly someone is patting my head. "Yes, yes, I'm here Yuta." I look at the person who's acting like I'm a animal, and it really is Senpai.

She has lines of death, which does make me worry about her supposed immortality, but still...! "Senpai! You're alive, and not in space, or like in another country or something!" I have no idea how I was supposed to rescue her.

Ciel stops patting my head, and pushes her glasses up, her face is red from embarrassment. "I did get thrown in another country... I had to run all the way from Brazil to here." I see...

My eyes widen. "Hey, I think there's a fairy big of body of water between Brazil and Japan called the ocean, so how!? Not that I'm unhappy about it, of course."

Ciel puffs up her chest proudly. "Running on water is no trouble for me! N-not to say I believe myself to be Jesus or anything, but my speed managed to kind of replicate his miracle."

I blink in confusion at her attitude. "S-Senpai, no one is accusing you of plagiarizing Jesus of all people... Still, running on water is really amazing." Specially from a country to another.

Someone huffs. "I-it's whatever, I could do it too Yuta! And I would be way faster about it than slowpoke over here." It's Arcueid and she's holding a sign that says... 'I have been a bad girl'!? What are you, a puppy who pissed in the sofa!?

Still, since I have now looked around I realize we are at Ciel's house. It appears I dodged a hospital visit this time... And I also feel both of my arms, so that's good. I'm guessing Arcueid really did fix with Vlov's body in the end.

I'm also guessing she does not enjoy the axe kick that she is currently receiving. "Stop Being Stupid Kick!" It's Sensei of course, she does not hesitate to kick Arcueid, even when it doesn't hurt at all.

Arcueid sighs, completely ignoring the kick. "How am I being stupid here? I'm telling the truth...! I am better than Ciel in every way imaginable!" It's more like you have different qualities... When it comes to sex, you might be right about being stronger that Ciel though.

Aoko glares at her. "You're not just stating facts or whatever! You're trying to pick a fight! Now stop before I make you hold up two signs at the same time!" You made her hold up one in the first place!?

Arcueid pouts. "Fine... I don't want to be a double bad girl." Sensei's threat worked!? "But why does Rika get a good girl sign!? That isn't fair!" She points at my girlfriend.

Rika is holding up a sign too, but this one says... 'I have been a good girl'!? Didn't we both just break Sensei's no vampire hunting rule!? How are you a good girl!?

I sigh. "What the hell is happening here? Did you guys end a whole anime season without me or something?"

Aoko chuckles and looks at me. "It's more like the executor and I reached and agreement, that's all... But before that...!"

Shit! I recognize that tone of voice, so I have no choice other than shield myself. Sensei will now proceed to kick me, and considering she aimed for Arcueid's head before I might not survive!

Sensei actually kicks the air, it takes all words out of my vocabulary. "This Was Supposed To Be Done To You, But You're Recovering Kick!" That's way too damn long.

I can't help, but criticize it. "Sensei, it's not like I don't appreciate this rare opportunity, but what's with that name!? Don't just make up a new kick for every situation."

Aoko steps back in shock. "This is not a new creation though! I have used this on Geto and Soujyuro countless times!" Unless the first one is magical Hitler, I have no idea who these people are!

Ciel sighs. "Incompetent and crazy..." I can see tears in the corner of Aoko's eyes at that. "But yes, we did strike a temporary truce, even the Blue is better at diplomacy than Arcueid Brunestud over here."

Arcueid grits her teeth. "There's no really a need for diplomacy when I can just kill what gets in my way...!" She gets kicked by Sensei again, of course.

Rika giggles. "Heh, I'm a good girl~! Bimbocueid is a bad girl~! It's true, it's a fact, it's canon~!" Don't say it's canon! And why do you sound so high about being a good girl!?

Ciel sighs. "This... Whatever. Yuta, do you still have the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception? Did they go away?" How do you know about it? I guess Rika must have spread the word...

I nod. "Yeah, I'm still seing lines of death everywhere... and points." The points are super weird, Sensei, Rika and Ciel have many of them, but Arcueid only has one. I would say it's because she's the strongest immortal here, but Senpai's immortality seems just as impressive.

Aoko gasps. "So it's gotten even worse than Shiki's huh? This is why I told you to not fight! You already went and got hurt!"

I smugly smile. "Didn't Ciel tell you Sensei? I actually have this super special power called grain! Basically I'm the best!"

Aoko glare at me. "She did tell me, and it changes nothing." Ah. "If I had my way you would still be forbidden of going around picking fights with vampires."

She sighs. "But you did join the church, so I can't stop you... I guess of all the factions this was the best one for you to join, but still please don't immediately jump to fighting Dead Apostle Ancestors!"

I give her a thumbs. "Got it! I only went around hunting for Vlov because he was messing with my city after all." And Roa is next on the chopping block.

Sensei looks down. "T-that's good... And Yuta, sorry about not noticing your magical energy before. I would kick myself, but that sounds depressing." It is!

I chuckle. "Don't worry Sensei, it's fine. I can't blame you for not noticing I have weird alien powers, and besides you already paid me back in my dreams."

I cross my arms. "Having a wet dream about you sure was nice..." Even if it was fake, I got to appreciate Sensei's big butt for a while. Her body really is the best.

Aoko blushes, surprisingly enough however, she glares at Arcueid. "You told me it wasn't going to be a lewd dream! You're getting updated to double bad girl!"

Arcueid cries out her objection. "But I did tell her to not make a lewd dream! I did! Besides, if I had the choice, I would make it about me." Don't say stuff like that! Act upon it instead.

Arcueid then glares back at Sensei. "And ignoring that, why are you so okay with Yuta joining the church!? They're bad! Super bad!"

Aoko sighs, her face still red. "It's kind of hard to ignore the fact that your pet made my pupil dream about fucking me!" It was nice though. "Seriously, couldn't she have made him dream about a nice normal date instead!? I mean, a non-romantical one." Your desperate nature is showing.

She continues. "But fine, let's talk about the church... It's a good thing Yuta joined them, I approve. Specially since that means they won't be after Rika anymore..."

Sensei's eye twitches. "Besides, didn't you already throw enough tantrums about this? Act your age." You cannot ever say that!

Rika nods. "Yeah Bimbocueid! Unless you want to make me become a double good girl!" You're a triple good girl in my heart.

I look at Rika. "Sorry, but could you explain the good girl part to me Rika? I missed it, 'cause I was passed out and stuff." And I was having the best dream of my life...

Rika grins. "Well, after Rabbit came back from Brazil, Bimbocueid wanted to fight her again! I stopped her though. That only lasted until Bimbocueid learned about us joining the church however."

Rika smug grin gets bigger. "She said she was gonnna throw Rabbit in the moon this time, but I managed to restrain her yet again! She also wanted to kill Noel-Sensei, but she gave on that for some reason."

Arcueid sighs. "It's just that I glared at her, and then she peed herself. I felt kind of bad, so I decided to spare her." So Noel's patheticness is actually a secret survival tactic!? It even affected Arcueid!

Ciel's eye twitches. "Yeah, thanks for giving her even more trauma. Really. Ah, now I'm gonna need to give her some days off..." Noel can't stop winning!

Rika chuckles. "She could use the sleep. Anyways, then Bimbocueid got even crazier and said she was gonna destroy the vatican!" Ah, that's bad!

Rika nods to herself. "Sensei finally noticed and stopped Bimbocueid herself this time... We also made some calls to a shota vampire to calm her down... But in the end I gained the good girl title for my achievements. " Don't just casually mention a shota vampire!

Arcueid sighs. "Ah, and I still don't like your idea Yuta! Unjoin the Holy Church right now! It's like... an order!" She nods to herself. "See? I'm ordering you, Sensei said men like dominant women." That tends to be true, but don't follow Sensei's advice when it comes to love.

Ciel glares at Arcueid. "I won't stop Yuta if he really wants to leave, but you don't get to order him." She crosses her arms. "Besides, men like women who are more restrained!" Sub Ciel spotted?

She continues, blushing bright red. "And women like men who are dominant, and maybe hit them lightly on occasion... Yes, I want to take the lust of a man! I mean, I don't. It was just an example." Senpai, could it be that you're a perverted masochist!? What a development!

I chuckle. "Sorry Arcueid, but I'll be staying on the church's payroll..." Arcueid makes a shocked face. "That said, I won't fight you no matter what, if given orders to so, I'll just disobey them."

I continue. "Still, I want you to apologize to Senpai, you seriously hurt her. In fact, you're lucky she has such powerful regeneration." You also committed the sin of throwing her in Brazil!

Arcueid nods. "F-fine, as long as we can be friends..." She looks at Ciel. "Sorry Ciel, I regret doing it. Because Yuta got mad at me." That's not an apology at all!

Ciel's eye twitches. "Y-you... Whatever, I'm guessing this means Merem's deal will go through in the end?" Who?

Arcueid nods. "Yeah, since Yuta decided to stay on the church I have no choice." She notices my confused expression. "Oh! Merem is a vampire ally of mine that works for the church." How though!?

She continues. "I made him promise me that he wouldn't let you get bullied around... Though he basically offered protection to you before I said anything."

Arcueid sighs. "I don't get why he's so happy that you're my friend. I mean sure you have basically infinite reserves and can copy any and all abilities, but it's not like you're the second coming of Primate Murder or anything."

Ciel sighs. "I certainly agree with that... What did the vampire call Yuta again? Chiroptera Murder? And just because Yuta killed Vlov."

She pushes her glasses up. "Don't get me wrong, it's an impressive feat, but I don't need Altrouge Brunestud to get offended and come destroy this city or whatever."

My eyes widen in shock. "Altrouge Brunestud? Is she related to Arcueid?" Please don't be a bearded old man! Please don't be a cute young shota!

Arcueid nods. "Yeah, she's my... sister. She's also a pain in the ass, a monster who causes enough destruction that even Vlov would be horrified by it."

She continues. "And Primate Murder is her attack dog, a beast of the planet itself that Altrouge convinced to be by her side one way or another."

Arcueid sighs. "But you shouldn't worry too much about her. You're a pervert Yuta, but Altrouge has the body of a little girl, so you won't be interested in her."

A loli Arcueid!? The only thing I can say to that is...! "I can fix her." Yep, she's a dangerous murderous monster because she hasn't met me yet. It's different from Vlov, because he was a guy. I mean, because he was ugly. I mean, because he was far too gone.

Arcueid giggles. "Honestly? Maybe you can... You did fix me after all, or perhaps broke is the most accurate description?" I did? Oh yeah, Rika beat you up and you said she had broken your brain.

Ciel sighs. "Don't even start vampire, you're so different from normal that it's uncanny. Merem almost had a heart attack seeing it, I'm surprised he even took a liking to Yuta."

Aoko fakes a cough. "But enough about filler." I don't think Arcueid's sister is filler! Though I do want to fill her up! "Rika, give this giggling pervert his glasses!" I was giggling!?

Rika suddenly hands me over a pair that looks suspiciously like Shiki's. "Here! Now you can see good! And also stop seeing lines of death." My vision is fine though! Lines of death aside.

I put on the glasses, and then suddenly I can't see lines at all. These are mystic eye killers, the same type of glasses Shiki uses to live a normal life... It's kind of crazy that I don't see lines around them, however made these must be amazing.

I sigh. "Thanks Rika, but considering you guys just gave me these, I'm guessing my eyes are permanent?" That's a fucking huge pain in the ass, and now I don't get to make fun of Shiki anymore.

Ciel shakes her head. "No, don't worry they aren't. Me and... the vampire messed around with your body and found about how your power works, kind of."

Rika points at Aoko. "By the way, while they were helping you, Sensei just awkwardly stared with a look of confusion!" As expected.

Aoko crosses her arms. "Hey! I got the glasses! That's good enough! Right...? Yeah, definitely." That seems good enough to me, it's not like you owe me anything after all.

Arcueid makes a smug face. "Well, I helped with both. So can't I drop the bad girl sign already? I don't like being a bad girl."

I grin. "Don't worry Arcueid, everyone loves a bad girl... How did you guys get these glasses anyways? I never learned the story behind Shiki's pair either."

Aoko kicks the air, I'm guessing that was for me. "Don't encourage Arcueid's craziness! Anyways, I got the pair the same way I got Shiki's... Though this time it was easier, since the princess was helping me."

Sensei crosses her arms and nods to herself. "I knocked my nerdy sister down a peg! By raiding her workshop! It was kind of funny how Arcueid just walked through her traps super easily." Sensei, could it be that you're the bad girl!?

Sensei then shrugs. "Well, Touko did get super pissed this time, and she did promise eternal revenge. But I'm sure it's fine, she's always like that anyways... Even if Arcueid destroyed half of her stuff." I'm gonna have to deal with your sister, aren't I?

Whatever, if she looks like Sensei then it's a win. Besided, considering what you guys did, she apparently does deserve revenge! Though I'm still thankful for it of course.

I smile. "I see, thanks for lending a helping hand Sensei." And not just to me either, she's the only reason why Rika didn't become even crazier, or why Shiki didn't become crazy.

I then chuckle. "So anything super important I should know? Specially since you guys analyzed my abilities?"

Ciel pushes her glasses up. "Okay, so... Rika is kind like a storage device. One you made by accident, she is what's called a Knight Arm." I think I heard you mention that before.

Ciel puts up a finger. "A Knight Arm is a solidification of grain, so normally users of it have to go out of their way to make one. You did it by complete accident somehow... It's hard to know the how's of it, the only reason I even managed to get this far in my analysis is because Arcueid knows a lot about it."

Arcueid interrupts Senpai. "Yep! My sort of dad had one! Yuta and I might be related! But not really." Don't deny me the incest route! Also you just said some confusing stuff!

She continues, ignoring Arcueid. "Basically, you copy stuff. That's the first part of the Knight Arm, but then Rika keeps it so you don't blow up your brain... What happened is that you essentially started carrying the eyes inside of you by accident."

Ciel now has a big smile. "But passing it back to Rika should fix it! Even if it will take some training to do so... Until then we are glasses buddies!" You sound way to excited about being glasses buddies!

Arcueid raises a hand. "But remember to keep training light for now Yuta! Or your arm might fall off... It will take a few days until it's actually attached to you completely." That's scary!

Ciel nods. "Indeed, for once I agree with this vampire. That said, what do you plan on doing next Yuta? Vlov is now dead, so you don't have to worry about him."

I look up. "Well, I do have a bunch of dates I have to go on..." And most important of all...

I have to get my Kohaku points back!

AN: I got Castoria Berserker, thank you RNG Jesus! Even if you didn't give me a single copy of Suzuka or Chloe...

Please don't deny me Melusine, I beg of you!