"So, is everything ready!?" Kohaku and I have made our glorious return... Her glorious return to her room. This is the first time I'm coming here, so I'm not returning to anything.

Kohaku grins. "I brought snacks by the way! Made by ours truly~!" Weirdly enough she didn't let me see her preparing them. Though I will still eat them, my heart cannot refuse Kohaku!

Hisui doesn't change her expression at all, but her tone does sound slightly happier than usual. "Ah, food prepared by you is always delicious Honored Sister." Don't call her that! It feels way too respectful...

Shiki pushes his glasses up. "That's true, I'm looking forward to them." He gives me a warning look. "Be prepared by the way, unless you did what I advised you to do." He's talking about me apologizing to Kohaku obviously.

But seriously, those are some ominous fucking words! Is she the type that will make my food secretly super spicy? She is, isn't she?

Kohaku giggles. "He should be prepared either way~." Ah, so my fate is sealed. It's what I deserve for almost dying to a vampire... Wait, that isn't right at all!

The yellow eyes maid looks around. "Where's Lady Akiha by the way? Is she's still with Doctor Arachne?" What kind of name is that!? It sounds super evil!

Hisui nods. "Yes, we are awaiting for her to come back. Everything else is already done... Though I must shamefully admit that Lord Shiki did most of the work."

Shiki sighs. "Don't call me 'Lord Shiki'. How many times do I have to tell you that? Specially when we are casually hanging out."

He continues. "Also don't worry about me doing most of the work, it's obvious just by looking at you that this video game stuff is out of your comfort zone."

Hisui looks down. "Yes, you are correct King Above Heaven and Earth Shiki." She went completely extreme! "But I believe your chosen nickname is far too long."

Shiki blushes. "I never chose a nickname like that! Just call me Shiki! No extra additions, or I will seriously die of embarrassment!"

Kohaku also looks down. "Oh... Shiki is using his Hisui to live out his pathetic fantasies huh? I'm sorry sis!"

Hisui nods. "Indeed, how can I live with myself now? I might as well die... and take King Above Heaven and Earth Shiki to the after life with me."

I glare at Shiki. "Right, sometimes I meet people like you. Absolute scum." It's obvious they are teasing him, so I'll play along. I have to confess though, I didn't think Hisui had it in her to do something like this.

Shiki is blushing bright red. "So today is embarrass Shiki day huh? Before you fire more shots at me Yuta, I would like to remind everyone here, that this is the guy who seriously goes around aiming for a harem."

Hisui nods. "That's completely fine King Above Heaven and Earth Shiki. I appreciate his honesty, better a dragon than a snake." I have called myself a snake in a very chuuni way in the past though.

Kohaku nods. "I'm fine with a harem! As long as I get to be the queen! Oh, you should join too Hisui." You are a gift given to me by the heavens themselves Kohaku.

Hisui looks down. "I do not wish to steal your thunder Kohaku... Besides, I do not want to offend Yuta by refusing his touch even when we are a couple."

Shiki's eyebrow is twitching. "You two... Could it be that a maid's greatest weakness is Yuta Okkotsu? Seriously, when did he get so many points!?"

Kohaku crosses her arms and giggles. "Oh~ who knows~, by the way Shiki how do you feel about trees and the color white?" Please don't bully him.

Hisui looks down. "I am just playing along with my sister. Though the purchase of Saber did get Yuta many 'points'." Okay, so plushies is the way into your heart, got it.

Shiki pushes his glasses up. "Yeah, maids are definitely weak to Yuta Okkotsu... And what's with Kohaku's joke anyways? Is it some dirty joke I'm not getting?" You truly are amazing my friend, you learned from Sensei so well.

Kohaku giggles. "Yes. Yes it is~." No, it really isn't! Though I'm glad we can say this sort of stuff so casually. I just noticed, but Toji isn't here... It would be awkward if he was.

I give Shiki a questioning face. "By the way, where is Mister Definitely not a Yakuza? Did he leave the mansion or something?" I guess he wouldn't be stalking Shiki every single second.

Shiki nods. "Yeah, he always leaves at night, and don't ask me why. I'm just as lost as you and Akiha refuses to explain anything." I'm guessing it has to do with your family business.

The guy does look super intimidating, maybe he's a debt collector or something...? Then again, he did activate my instinct and surely no normal guy would do that. Well, I won't pry, Akiha is super fucking rich, so maybe she just has the money to hire a supernatural person.

You have to wonder what that implies though, is she a mage...? That would be weird right? If she was one, then why did she never talk with Shiki about his eyes or something? The Tohno Manor sure is mysterious.

Hisui sighs. "My apologies Lord Shiki, I know you want to learn more about that man, but I cannot give you details." Oh? She went back to Lord Shiki?

My bro's eye twitches. "This... is better than whatever nonsense you were calling me before, I guess." I for one, want to be called King Above Heaven and Earth Yuta by Hisui.

Hisui nods, a very slight blush on her face. "Indeed... But you were correct before S-Shiki, I should try to be more casual." C-cute! Even if her cuteness isn't directed at me right now.

Kohaku smiles ear from ear. "That's the spirit Hisui! Now call Lady Akiha a worthless vagabond! Let's keep progressing." That's way too much progress!

Hisui looks down, her face is now truly red. "I...! Who should I respect more? Lady Akiha or Honored Sister...?" Oh, Kohaku went and broke her.

I wave her off. "Yourself probably. Just call Akiha without any extras, she won't mind." At least not in this very casual setting.

Kohaku chuckles. "I'm not completely sure about that. Though I guess we have you and Shiki to use as weapons against her."

Shiki sighs. "Please don't talk about my sister like she's some dragon who must be defeated. She's a normal teenage girl, I'm sure she just wants to enjoy herself. There's no need to treat this as another part of the job."

I smile. "Yeah, Akiha won't mind, in fact she will be happy about it. Take it from her future husband who completely and utterly understands her."

Hisui nods. "Okay Future Lord Tohno, I will." You will!? I have been given acceptance from the maids!? "For tonight, I shall refer to her as Akiha."

Kohaku sighs. "Well, I won't go saving you if she gets mad." She gives me teasing look. "Make sure to disarm your future wife if she wants to explode Yuta." Are you talking about Akiha, or about you?

Shiki looks up. "Man, you're like a weird parasite Yuta." Excuse you!? At least call me a cool parasite! "Everyone is already used to your shenanigans... Maybe it's because you say them with so much confidence that people think of them as normal?"

I shrug. "I'm just that guy, I'm HIM, I have that dawg in me, I'm built different. You get the idea." And I'm not even being completely delusional, I am indeed built different!

Though it's not like that has mattered too much, I'm happy to report that most people seemingly don't care about my power. Most of... Actually all of my friends were made before I learned I was actually superhuman.

Shiki nods. "In some ways you really are... Thanks for handling hot and cold by the way. I... I'm really sorry I wasn't there." Oh? You're doing this in front of the maids? Now they're justifiably giving you weird looks.

I put my hand on his shoulder. "Don't sweat it. You were just unavailable at the time." Toji being the culprit. "Besides, let's not think about heavy stuff right now... Instead, let's enjoy our free days."

Shiki nods. "Yeah, let's enjoy them." He chuckles. "I'm glad everything is back to normal... Even if Akiha is taking her sweet time."

I shrug. "Hey, maybe her stuff with this Doctor Arach is taking longer than she predicted... Wanna go check on her?" Though that might not be the best idea when it's related to her health, I'm pretty sure stuff like that is supposed to remain confidential.

He nods. "Yeah, let's go check on her... I don't like that woman." He looks at the maids. "We will be back soon."

Time to go rescue Shiki's sister from the evil grasp of Doctor Arachne... Seriously, what's with that name!? Is she a Marvel villain!?

"Oh? Who's this?" Who are you!? How did I go my entire life without meeting you!? The greatest woman I have ever seen!?

I grin. "Your husband, please marry me." I have noticed that all the girls in the Tohno Mansion have immediately made me propose. Truly their power is amazing... Actually, that's not true, I didn't propose to Kohaku.

She grins right back. "Okay! I'm totally down for it! Though I want to do it in Vegas." That's doable! I can do that easily with my money from killing Vlov!

I'm feeling chilly for some reason.

Akiha glares at me. "You. Silent. Now." She then glares at what I presume is Doctor Arach. "Don't feed his delusions." Her gaze then shifts to Shiki. "Explain. Quickly." Her dominant aura is off the charts.

Before Shiki can respond, Arach interjects. "But feeding the delusions of the weak is my favorite job!" I'll be weak and delusional if that's what you want! "Besides, at least let me introduce myself!"

She winks. "I'm the incredible sexy and mature Doctor Arach! It's a pleasure to meet you sexually precocious boy!" T-this woman... She's what Noel wishes she was!

It's sticky here.

I wink right back. "And I'm Yuta Okkotsu! It's a pleasure to meet you, I have a lot of respect for doctors you know?" I actually don't particularly care.

She smirks. "You're not gonna deny the weak and delusional part? That's good, you should always be honest and true to yourself. If you do so, then maybe one day a fairy godmother can come and change that."

Eight legs. this .

Shiki pushes his glasses up. "Yeah, let's put this misconception to a rest right here and now. Yuta is neither weak or deluded, for some reason he is both skilled at seduction and talented at everything he tries."

He continues. "Your philosophy is about making the weak become strong, right? Yuta is someone who was born strong and just became greater with time." I appreciate the compliments!

Arach sighs. "Really? How boring, I guess I have to reject that marriage proposal then." I suddenly don't appreciate those compliments.

I glare at Shiki. "You're the worst wingman ever." Though I don't trust this woman at all, so it's sort of fine... I'd still hit it though, she's hot, even if she's activating my instincts. Just like Toji did... This mansion is truly suspicious.

Akiha rolls her eyes. "Please stop with the tomfoolery and explain why you're both here already. I don't have time for this."

I smile. "We were worried about you, so we came to see if you were okay. Sorry if we ended up being a bother." She is still with her doctor after all... Even if they're walking through the hallways.

Akiha blushes. "I-I see, thank you for your concern you two... Even if it was unwarranted, I still appreciate it." Wow! I expected a more tsun response! This Akiha is growing more everyday, I'm so proud...

Arach smiles. "Wow! You're making friends who are close to your age Akiha? Well, your brother doesn't count of course, but Yuta here sure does."

She continues. "That's good! That's super good~! Friends are important in life, I only got my research off the ground because I befriended your dear father after all."

She then mutters, slight traces of anger in her voice. "Until miss jeans and a white t-shirt ruined it all...! Couldn't even be bothered to dress nicely for the occasion." Wow, what a dripless person you must be talking about, it reminds me of Sensei.

Akiha crosses her arms, her face is still red. "Y-yes, I do plan on enjoying an evening with my friend, but don't act like me having friends is a miracle or something." I definitely need to introduce you to more people, don't I? Maybe you will like Arcueid...? Most people like Arcueid.

Arach nods. "Yes, I shall lie to you from on Akiha..." She licks her lips. "I do enjoy seeing you this happy." Okay, but did you have to seductively lick your lips like that!?

I smirk while looking at Arach, who's currently standing in front of a window. "If you're gonna do that everytime she's happy, then I certainly will enj- Awawawa!" Ah, I copied Senpai's technique.

You see, the reason why I remarked about Arach standing in front of the window, is that I can see through the window while talking with her. The only people who are devoid of this privilege are Akiha and Arach.

So it's only natural Shiki would follow my example. "Huh, is there something wron- Awawawa!" He copied the technique I copied!

The reason why both of us are currently reacting like that, is because by seeing through the window we can both clearly see someone spying on us. Normally she would be covered by darkness, but as always the moon shines it's light upon her.

It's Arcueid! This dumb vampire really meant it when she said that stalking me was now her hobby! If someone notices her is game over!

Akiha raises an eyebrow. "Big Brother? Yuta? Is there something wrong with Arach? You're staring at her... Also you two screamed awawawa." We did, didn't we!?

Arach nods. "Yeah, normally I don't get this reaction from young men... Actually I do, but it's on the beginning of the conversation, not the middle of it."

I need to think of an excuse, before Arach and Akiha turn around and see the stupidest vampire in the entire world! Arcueid needs to train her stalker abilities more!

My brain fires the first thing I can think off. "I just realized how perverted your outfit is, and it made me realize the joy of living." I bow. "My apologies Doctor Arach, I should have more respect for someone with your profession."

Shiki who's just starting at Arcueid, quickly nods. "I agree with what Yuta just said!" Normally Shiki wouldn't, but his mind is currently only thinking about the stalker vampire.

Arach smirks. "O-oh~! I'm glad I'm finally getting the attention I deserve. Okay, I'm making an offer, let me turn you two into real men right here and now."

Akiha glares at her. "Absolutely not!" She then glares at me. "Stop being yourself!" After that her glare goes to Shiki. "And don't you dare to follow his example Big Brother!"

Shiki blinks in confusion. "Sorry, did I just agree with something weird? Oh, who am I kidding, of course I did. It was Yuta who said after all."

He bows. "Sorry Akiha! I take back everything I agreed on for the past few moments. I was just lost in thought!"

Akiha keeps glaring at him. "You were lost in thought alright! Stupid, perverted ones!" More like stupid vampiric ones! Blame Arcueid for this!

Shiki can't respond to that, so I will. "In his defense, no one can deny Doctor Arach's drip." I give the woman in question a thumbs up. "Seriously, you look unbelievably cool, somehow." I don't know how she pulls of that outfit, but she sure does.

Arach shrugs, but she has a smug look on. "Ah~, It's something you young people will learn how to copy with time, don't worry. Anyways, about that threesome..."

Before Akiha or Shiki can say anything, I put my hand up. "Sorry, I'll pass. Though Shiki is free to accept it, I guess." I won't stop my bro from getting laid!

Arach pouts, while both Akiha and Shiki look like a meteor just destroyed Souya. "What do you mean you'll pass!?" They both shout in synch, beautifully displaying their sibling bond.

I shrug. "I do have a girlfriend you know? Casual sex isn't my thing, because that would be cheating. I also only date women who are exclusively into me." I'm aiming for a harem where am the main focus after all.

Akiha points at me. "Hypocrite! Fool! Idiot! Scum! Delusional! Sick in the head! Grow up right now!" Wow, what a rant!

I smirk. "I won't deny these accusations, since they're true. I'm still going to keep aiming for a harem however."

Arach gets stars in her eyes. "Y-you're aiming for a harem? In that case even someone strong like you will become weak!" She nods to herself. "Okay, feel free to call me for help at any time Yuta! You have my full support!"

She continues. "I heard the passion on your dream, and I quite liked it! So if you ever need counseling or some 'enhancements' I'm your gal!"

I smile. "Thank you for believing in me, from the bottom of my heart, thank you. That said, please evolve past being a coach and become a member of my harem instead."

Arach shakes her head. "Sorry, but I'm a free woman who likes to keep things casual... But hey, if you want to seduce me... Go for it, walk into that web."

this .

I'm definently making Doctor Arach my wife!

AN: I can't wait for the part 2 of the Remake to come out and completely invalidate my rendition of Dr. Arach! But that's just the price you pay for writing about an unfinished product I suppose.

Also she has big tits! So I couldn't just leave her out of the story!

Yuta can fix her.