"So yeah, Rika revealed herself to Kohaku..." I bow. "Sorry Senpai! Please forgive your very dumb Kouhai and his very cute girlfriend!" Hopefully Senpai doesn't punish me too harshly...
Rika doesn't bow at all, instead she crosses her arms. "I'm not apologizing about anything! I didn't hurt anyone even when they deserved it!" Akiha doesn't deserve it! And if anyone does is me!
Ciel pushes her glasses up. "I-I'm admittedly very confused Yuta." Huh? Why? It's a pretty simple story. "What's so bad about revealing the supernatural to a member of the Tohno household?"
Suddenly someone enters through the window, invading Senpai's Tea Club Ceremony room. Such a crime is usually punished by receiving a death glare from Senpai, but...
The person who entered is Arcueid, and she receives Senpai's death glare even when she's not doing anything. Though to be fair, Arcueid did completely destroy Ciel that one time... I imagine losing your spine must hurt a lot!
The blond vampire. "Hello! I got bored, so I decided to interject!" I'm surprised it took you this long. "Anyways, I'm with the blue haired nun over here. What's wrong about showing everyone the supernatural?"
She continues. "Also can we go see Shiki's little sister after school? I heard what she said this morning... I'll show her that I'm way above her when it comes to class." With that Arcueid makes a smug smile.
It looks very weird and yet fitting for her face. It's an expression worthy of a princess, one that Arcueid secretly is. Though I'm more surprised about Arcueid hearing my conversation from outside the mansion than her being able to put on a princess's face.
Ciel glares at her, as usual. "What are you doing here vampire? This school is not your playground... Specially this room." Poor Senpai, her safe space has been breached!
Arcueid glares at her, it's another surprising face for someone like Arcueid, her red eyes are cold. "Didn't I just say why? Pay attention, shed skin." Shed skin? What does that even mean?
Well, it has certainly hurt Senpai, because she flinches. "Y-you...!" She then looks at me. "Whatever, before anything else, let's just say that introducing Arcueid to the Tohno's is a horrible idea." I definitely agree.
Arcueid stomps the ground, thankfully she doesn't cause an earthquake with that. "But I want to style on Shiki's little sister!" Why!? Is this a princess's natural desire to flex!?
Rika growls at her. "I'm the only one who gets to do that! Besides, Four Eyes's sister only wants to meet Yuta's girlfriend. That's me, not you." Well, I'm sure she was referring to Arcueid as well.
I awkwardly scratch my head. "It is true that I'm not dating Arcueid..." I look at the vampire. "We still have to go on that date by the way. If you're up to it, of course." I ignore the glare that both Senpai and Rika are sending my way.
Arcueid smiles. "Of course I'm up to it!" She then blushes, looking around the room. "A-and you can refer to me as your girlfriend too! Y-yeah... Unless you don't want to, of course." I feel like rejecting you isn't on the table anyways. Not that I would want to, I would never reject this cute vampire.
I give her a thums up. "Okay! We're a couple then!" The beginning of my harem! The beginning of my dream! Actually, that was Rika!
Speaking of her, she glares at Arcueid. "No way Bimbocueid! What you just did isn't fair! You know Yuta can't reject women!" I could reject a ugly one!
Arcueid shrugs and skips her way over to me. "Sorry Rika! But abusing somebody's weaknesses is called strategy!" This is a very weird strategy. "Besides, it's not like I'm making Yuta exclusive or anything! Let's share Rika!"
I quickly nod. "Sharing is the way to go Rika! Think about marathoning Twilight with Arcueid!" What a nightmare! But having two hot girlfriends makes up for it.
Ciel looks at my girlfriend, who has an indecisive look on. "Do not agree with him Rika! Harems are bad! Specially when they include Arcueid...!" No, don't let your rivalry affect you right now! "Besides, if Yuta really needs a harem, then he should aim at a normal girl!"
She continues. "Who may also have blue hair or something! And glasses! Glasses buddies..." That thing again!? What kind of fantasy do you wish to fulfill! "But that's just a hypothetical, because a harem definitely isn't necessary!"
Rika seems lost in thought. "I don't know, maybe Yuta will slow down with another girlfriend...? But I don't want that girlfriend to be Bimbocueid!" She looks at Ciel. "I would prefer someone harmless like Rabbit instead!" Both is good!
Ciel smiles. "That's right...! Not that I'm joining Yuta's harem or anything..." She starts playing with her hair. "I mean, I have to hunt vampires, and I'm his senior, and I really shouldn't enter a relationship..."
Ciel nods to herself. "Yes, I have no time or need to enter a relationship, specially not with Roa around... But Yuta can do better than Arcueid!" Damn Roa again! Is beating him a requirement to unlocking your route!?
Arcueid crosses her arms. "You bunch of meanies! Where's my support Rika!? Why are you okay with Ciel!? She's way more mean than me!" She's really not...
Rika huffs. "That's because you're a Bimbo, Bimbocueid." Rika all you have accomplished is making me imagine tanned Arcueid... What a beautiful visage.
I grin. "Hey, let me make something clear! I will never calm or slow down! No matter how many Ciel's or Arcueid's I conquer the heart of!" My dream is a marathon that shall never end.
It's similar to the path of a hero of justice that seeks to save everyone, even knowing that saving a person means not saving another... I wish to cum in every girl! Even if painting a womb white means not cumming in another!
To prove my point I pinch Arcuied's butt, she squeals. "See this? This is perfection, therefore it's only natural I will pursue it with all I have." I had dreams about Arcueid's sister recently! Even if I have never seen her...
Arcueid is bright red in the face. "W-wow, sexual harassment! B-but we are dating now, so it isn't anymore...!" Soon I shall have sex with Arcueid!
Senpai gasps. "This is still definitely sexual harassment!" She glares at me. "Yuta, have some self control! A-and don't do that in front of others!" Senpai, why are your eyes full of jealousy!?
Rika nods. "Yeah, I can't believe Bimbocueid just sexually harassed Yuta with her butt!" Ah, the classic Rika move called delusion. That said, I will accept this.
Arcueid smiles. "Just like Rika won't apologize for spooking Kohaku, I won't apologize for having a big butt!" She looks at me. "Yuta, stop sitting in that weird way and sit normally!"
I raise an eyebrow. "Why? This is the normal way of sitting in a tea ceremony club..." I'm sitting Seiza style, if I did any other way Senpai would be mad.
Senpai grits her teeth. "Don't do it Yuta! Show your respect for the tea ceremony club!" I have no respect for this club though. "Besides, you should never obey Arcueid."
Rika nods. "Yeah, at first she wants you to sit in a specific way, and then soon she will be asking you to break up with me!"
I immediately respond to that, as is my duty. "That's a big leap of logic! Not that it matters anyways, since I'm never breaking up with you no matter what." Rika thankfully blushes at that. Maybe one day I will be able to completely kill her trademark yandere insecurity!
Arcueid smiles. "Yeah Rika, I wouldn't do that to you!" She then looks at me. "Now sit normally! Don't reject the first wish of your girlfriend!" That would be bad, wouldn't it!?
Since I'm not the most evil man on the planet, I quickly change to a normal sitting position. Even if it's awkward to do so here, specially with Senpai now glaring at me.
I give her an apologetic looks. "Sorry, orders are orders." I can't reject my vampire girlfriend! Specially when we just had a romantic confession...! Actually that didn't happen at all, Arcueid just kind of declared herself my girlfriend.
Ciel sighs. "Ah, no respect for the beautiful tradition that is tea ceremonies." Yep, I have no idea how you have any respect for that to be honest. But I won't judge the passions of my future wives!
Arcueid suddenly sits on top me. "Position get!" Ah! So that's why she wanted me to sit normally! What a blessed time I have experienced these past moments! First I make out with Akiha under the influence of drugs, and now this!
Arcueid's soft ass is pressing against my crotch, something many people would kill for. Actually if a hypothetical person had enough affection points with Arcueid to do this, they would probably just manipulate her to take over a country instead.
What a bunch of fools! Right now I'm experiencing a greater sensation that any conquest could ever bring! It's the butt of a princess pressing against my crotch! Though I guess conquests can bring that... even if consent of the princess would normally not be involved.
Immediately an aura of rage floods the room, it's coming from both my Senpai and Rika. That said, an aura of happiness is doing its best to combat it! It's from Arcueid of course, who's now happily humming.
Ciel's eye is twitching. "Really? On my own damn club? F-fucking bitch..." Did you just say that Senpai!? That's so unlike you that my brain just crashed!
Rika is doing the same as Senpai. "Damn it...! Getting cocky just because I lack a butt!" Oh yes, your classic but conundrum. Still, it's not like I can give you a butt with my magic powers, I would if I could!
Arcueid makes the murderous aura in the room even worse. "Wow, something is pressing against me! And it's hardening!" It's quite obvious what it is. My Excalibur is quite happy about making contact with Arcueid's butt!
Once it truly makes naked contact, then I'm sure not even King Arthur himself will able to pull it out. Though the images of sticking my dick in Arcueid are only making me harder.
It's a loop, Arcueid's butt makes my dick hard, that makes me think of sex with Arcueid, making my dick even harder, and because of that my dick presses harder against Arcueid.
I smirk. "Sorry Arcueid. That thing is my legendary sword, also known as a penis." I could trick Arcueid into thinking it's nothing, but I want her to acknowledge my dick!
The princess blushes, looking down she mutters. "I-I guess that's normal... I mean, that's a natural reaction for a man, I did sit on you after all!" As always Arcueid blasts through any embarrassment.
Rika gets closer to Arcueid, she puts her hands on the vampire's hips. "Off! Now!" And then she lifts Arcueid off me. Thankfully Rika doesn't throw her or anything, instead she just keeps holding her in the air.
Arcueid is pouting. "Geez, don't be so jealous! We're sister girlfriends now~!" Hell yeah! My harem dream! Though I still want that date with Arcueid.
I nod towards them. "Yeah Rika, I need Arcueid to cover my crotch, or everyone will see my hard-on." One could argue that then I shouldn't have shouted about it, but to be honest... I want them to see!
As expected they all look towards my crotch, Rika is the first one to react, a blush on her face. "Well, that's nothing I haven't seen before... So you don't need Arcueid." I imagine the realization that she isn't the only one looking will come soon.
The next one to react is Arcueid, she has a proud smile. "It's nice to know how much of an effect I have on you Yuta~! You tease me so much I was beginning to get worried!" Is there any men who could resist you in the first place?
Senpai is shifting her look from my crotch then to the ground, stuck in a infinite loop of embarrassment. I'm glad I managed to break the mind of the church girl, that's a dream to many people after all!
Ciel then covers her mouth in shock, her mind finally accepting reality. "Awawawawa!" Or maybe she hasn't accepted it at all. "Stop being hard Yuta! Have some decency please!" I can't exactly control it.
The realization I talked about finally hits Rika. "Oh no!" It was about time she noticed my situation! "What do I do!? You hussies, stop looking at it!"
Arcueid doesn't obey Rika's command at all, she still has a smug grin on in fact, truly living it up to the title of bimbo. As for Senpai? Her mind is still broken, so she probably isn't even listening to Rika.
There's a special sort of erotism to this situation now that I think about it. The legendary vampire princess is super proud about making a cock hard, while a Burial Agency member is shily processing the situation. And the only reaction I can have to this thought is to get even harder, truly I live a blessed life.
Suddenly Rika gets a brilliant idea, I can almost see a lightbulb over her head. "Okay! Stop this from happening Bimbocueid!" And she puts Arcueid on top of me again.
It goes without saying that I will gladly receive my crotch warmer back! "You're a genius Rika!" People are right, being separated from someone just makes you long for them even more! My dick is happier than ever now.
Arcueid is smiling ear to ear. "And like that, I'm back sitting at my favorite spot. So you like me now Rika!?" I doubt it, it was definitely a poorly thought decision of hers.
And Rika proves me right by immediately raising Arcueid up again. "You tricked me Bimbocueid!" She didn't, you tricked yourself!
Arcueid protests. "C'mon! Drop me already Rika!" It is true that my ghost girlfriend is treating my vampire girlfriend like a doll. "I like when things press on my butt, so don't ruin this for me!" I'm glad that my pinches have awaken something unto you.
Rika smiles. "Fine, I'll drop you!" She then drops Arcueid on the ground, far away from my crotch. My penis and Arcueid's butt are now star crossed lovers, doomed to nevet meet again.
But... "Ah! Why is it still hard!?" As Senpai shows, the problem hasn't gone away just yet. Though it's only a problem for Rika really, I'm perfectly fine with this situation.
Rika looks around, panicking. "I need a solution... quickly!" Suddenly another metaphorical lightbulb appears atop of Rika's head. "Rabbit! You're my solution!"
Rika picks up my Senpai this time, it's clear what she intends to do... and I approve of it completely! Thankfully Senpai doesn't even resist at all.
My Senpai is still stuck on her embarrassed mode, but as soon as Rika drops her on me, and her butt makes contact with my croach... Her mind truly breaks.
Arcueid pouts. "Not fair! I worked hard to make Yuta hard! I deserve that position!" You didn't work hard at all! It was purely natural talent!
Rika has a satisfied expression. "There you go! Now Durandal is beyond Bimbocueid's reach... And Rabbit is a herbivore, so I don't mind her being there." Your logic is way too twisted!
Ciel protests her fate. "Don't call me a herbivore! And take me out of Yuta's crotch right now!" I can't help, but notice that Rika isn't even holding you down. You could simply get up, and all your problems would be solved.
A blushing Ciel continues. "This the worst! Seriously, how did I end up in this position!? Also... Yuta is definitely super embarrassed about this as well!" I'm not actually, I'm completely fine with this.
I hug Ciel from behind, making her blush even harder. "Yeah, I'm super embarrassed... My Senpai should take responsibility for stealing my innocence." I have no innocence to be stolen.
But before Senpai can protest, and end my nirvana, I try changing the topic of discussion. Maybe that way she will forget she's currently experiencing my holy sword.
I'm definitely grinning. "By the way, about that Tohno supernatural thing..." I have come to the conclusion that I was born to have sex with Senpai, I mean who cares about secret magic societies or whatever!?
Rika nods to my question. "Oh yeah, that... Bimbocueid and Rabbit said it was okay for some reason."
Arcueid smiles. "That's because Yuta can do whatever he wants! If he wants magic to be common knowledge then I'll reveal it to everyone in the whole world!" I... appreciate that?
Ciel glares at Arcueid, thankfully her natural hatred of the vampire has made her forget about her current situation. "That's not it at all, Bimbocueid!" You started calling her that as well!
Ciel continues. "The Tohno family is supernatural! I'm surprised you guys didn't know... Didn't Shiki ever talk about it?" W-what!?
I shake my head. "There's no way that's true Senpai! I mean, Shiki is just a normal guy... Mystic Eyes of Death Perception aside... and his superhuman instincts..." Oh... Now I can only watch as Ciel gets a cocky grin.
Rika nods. "Four Eyes being a freak aside, Yuta is right, he comes from a normal family. Four Eyes learned about the supernatural from Sensei."
Ciel makes a thinking face. "Could it be that Shiki genuinely doesn't know...? But that's impossible right...? I mean he comes from a family of demons." A comment from Toji Fushiguro comes to mind.
"Ah, so that's what he meant." And that also explains Akiha weird red hair. Shiki comes from a family of demons and...
He doesn't even know about it. Even though his instincts make him feel lust about killing those demons. I... definitely have to tell him this.
"What a clusterfuck." At least I'm still feeling Senpai's massive ass pressing against my cock! Small... Big victories!
AN: I have obtained a Summer Melusine and a Summer Baobhan Sith. Life is good... Even if Melusine really lags my phone.
Also this chapter was super weird to write, it was originally going to be just a big exposition dumb... but somehow Arcueid turned it into the echiiest chapter of this fic so far... and she involved the two other main heroines too.
Well, Rika is the main heroine, and the second spot isn't really decided. Ciel or Arc...? Hard choice.
Aoko is obviously heroine number 0.