Blitzø runs into the I.M.P office, his arms up in the air and sees Loona, on her phone, with her cheek rested on her hand. She looks over at him and raises an eyebrow. "Oh, great. Another FUCKING client..." she swears right in front of her boss.
The imp, taking to time to register what the hellhound said, says "We're going to need a bigger dick, seeing as I cannot catch my favorite horse. Is it time for plan B?"
Loona rolls her eyes and sighs, "It's ALWAYS time for plan B." and puts her phone back in her ear canal as her ears are rather large like a fox's. "But first... we're gonna need more rope."
"But I thought you just said "Fat bitch!"." Blitzø says, exasperated.
"Fat BITCH... yes! Good ear." Loona says before Blitzø picks up a brown egg. "Is that what I think it is?" he says.
Loona stops mid-sentence, her focus completely elsewhere, "...What you got there?"
"Guess."
Loona squints twice with curiosity, and then a wide smile somehow spreads across her face, "Is it?... could it be?..."
"It's Stella's missing egg. She is the bitchy ex-wife of my gay husband Stolas." Blitzø answers.
Loona's eyes practically sparkle right now. She gets off her chair quickly and walks up to Blitzø. She carefully reaches out and picks the egg up slowly as Blitzø sits down irritably and meditates, feeling like he is ready for Loona to have a day dream of herself and the missing egg of Stella Goetia, the royal peahen who deserves worse for wanting Stolas dead for cheating on her. Loona stares at the egg, her smile spreading wider and wider. She looks at it as if it were a priceless artifact, examining every part of it. Her eyes then glance back up, she looks back at Blitzø with that same curious look.
"What do you want to do with that peahen bitch's egg? Must have been a hefty daydream, especially since Octavia, daughter of Stolas, is heartbroken about Stella and Stolas' domestic abuse." Blitzø says.
Loona's eyes snap back down to the egg as her smile fades, her heart filling with sudden sadness. She hesitates for a moment, then she looks right back up at Blitzø. "I want to return it, okay? To Octavia." she says sincerely.
Blitzø then holds the egg, imagining himself giving Octavia the egg she deserves and starts laughing evily. He is infatuated with this act of good his adoptive hellhound daughter has inside, who grabs the egg back from his hand and holds it herself once more. She smiles to herself for a moment, her face looking happy and hopeful, then looks right up at him, "And if it's alright with you, I'd like a chance to have a nice little talk with the "peahen b**ch."
Later, Blitzø shouts through a megaphone "Loona Buckzo of the Orphanage! If you spot any peafowl destroying your tampons, please kill them.", ending that last part with a sincere quiver to his voice.
Loona's expression doesn't change one bit, not even a slight smirk or twitch. She stares straight through him, then finally nods. "Right - I'm on it." she replies monotonously.
Blitzø says "There's been a change of plans. We, along with Octavia, will eat their eggs for lunch, for you are acting surprisingly in of character.", breaking the fourth wall with that last part. Loona rolls her eyes and says "How do you think I'm supposed to be character, Blitzø? I'm getting you the damn egg, aren't I?" with rising irritation in her voice.
"Breaking the fourth wall, that's what I was doing. Let's stop fucking around." Blitzø admits.
Loona's red eyes lock on the imp. "Yeah, well, we should stop "fucking around" when you stop acting like every damn thing is a joke." she says angrily. Before he can retort, Agent One of the D.H.O.R.K.S pops up out of nowhere and threatens Loona with a water gun. "Hey, Loona Fuckzo! You are under arrest." he says.
Loona snaps her head around to the D.H.O.R.K.S. "...You're shitting me." she says as the agent explains that she is under arrest for "looking too good" and fires his watergun, causing the hellhound to cough up water - her tongue is clearly soaked. She glares down upon the man, her face clearly angry, "Do you have any idea who the hell I am?!"
Before Agent One can reply, Blitzø kills the two agents instantly with his 1000000000 frequency shout, which isn't even audible to anything as Loona just stands back and watches with sheer glee in her eyes; not a care in the world.
"Well... that took care of that..." Loona says.
However, Stella somehow hears Blitzø's high pitched shout somehow hears the shout and paralyzes the imp just by staring at him with her pink peahen eyes and sees her egg Loona is holding. "My fucking egg? For my bitchy daughter Octavia, who I don't give a fuck about? How considerate, fucko." she says with mock appreciation searing through her words.
Loona's expression fills with pure terror upon the arrival of Stella. She holds up the egg in her paw with shaking hands and slowly backs away. She suddenly trips over her own feet and tumbles to the ground, dropping the egg in the process before Stella grabs the egg grabs the egg.
"My Enchante." the peahen says as she imagines feeding wine to her unhatched egg, which will eventually hatch into a baby resembling Stolas when he was a kid as two clouds appear in a heart shape, with the little cloud consuming the big tall cloud, indicating she is scheming something.
Loona, somehow able to see Stella's imagination, stares in sheer awe as the little cloud that was just formed to resemble a baby version of Stolas, wondering how Stella could think of such a horrible idea. Loona then whispers "...Stella..."
"Those invading bitches mysterious and weird, amirite? I don't trust you wankerhound! I think you are up to something!" Stella says dramatically.
"What, you think I'm trying to seduce your husband with my "wankerhounding" abilities?"
Loona's sarcasm is clearly through the roof right here, but there's genuine anger in her face as she says this.
"Don't ever mention my ex-husband Stolas again, you bitch bad wolf! This faggot, first thing he fucks, always looks around for something to chew, including Blitz-OH!" Stella rants before getting slapped hard enough to pop into a feathery cloud indicating 10K points, indicating the peahen died. Loona's hand is now covered in feathers and she just stares in sheer awe and shock. She then slowly looks down at the points symbol and the 10000 points, her eyes narrowing and her jaw dropping open.
"...did I just kill her?"
Blitzø wakes up and sees a bunch of white feathers and the brown egg. "Hey STELL-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" the imp shouts.
Loona's eyes snap up to Blitzø. Her eyebrows raise and her mouth opens slightly; she's wondering if he's going to be mad at her for this, or if he's going to praise her for it.
"It's only because I realized that's what Octavia called desire." Blitzø explains as Loona stares at him, her eyes getting wider as her expression changes from fear to confusion. She opens her mouth and says "...you're not mad at me?"
"Well no. But we haven't found my husbando's Octavia yet." the imp explains.
"But I just killed a whole-ass person... you're not mad? You're not... going to punish me?!"
"Sorry, couldn't hear that over your ego. Could you enunciate that last part?"
"I said, I JUST KILLED SOMEONE, and you're not going to do ANYTHING about it?!"
"NO. Let's do it."
Loona stares at him with a look of shock, confusion and a touch of curiosity - before quickly snapping back to reality. "Wait, wait - you're saying we can "f*ck Stella"?" she says.
"That's if she is still alive, seeing as everything is cursed here." Blitzø says.
"So, I don't just get away scott-free... I get to fck up a btch and get paid for killing her?" Loona asks.
"Right." he confirms.
Later, both Blitzø and Loona are scaling a large rock with the former asking "Well if Octavia wanted it, how come we don't hear her battle cry?"
"...She's scared of her mother. She hides away from her in her room all the time, she's probably hiding there now." Loona says and points up at a castle in the sky. She seems to know this because Octavia has lived here for most of her childhood, being at her father's orphanage.
"Oh yes. That's the Ars Goetia castle, where she lived." Blitzø says.
Loona nods her head slowly, her voice a low murmur, "...that's... where she lives. It's full of the Goetia family.". Slight pause, then she gestures towards the castle, "I know the layout of that place like the back of my hand."
Slowly, she looks at Blitzø with a sly look in her eyes, "How much you wanna bet I can break into that castle all by myself, find Octavia - and not even get caught?"
"What would an Octavia battle cry sound like? Give it a try." Blitzø asks as Loona takes a deep breath, and suddenly stands up straight and then...
#"BAAAHHHUUUUHHH, BUUUUUUHUHAAAAAAHHH"
She looks over to Blitzø, a wide smile on her face, "Nailed it."
Blitzø says "I think it'll be more like "COCK AWE! COCK AWE!""
Loona's smile fades and she crosses her arms, her cheeks turning red with anger. "Yeah, keep laughing at me, jerkass - you'll see - I'll break right into that castle and bring Octavia straight back to you. I'm gonna make you look like the biggest fool in the whole goddamn world." she says spitefully.
Before Blitzø can retort, because this land is going through a strange curse, it begins to rain for no reason. "Octavia is a polite gentle-owl but moody. Try a different battle cry." he says.
Loona scoffs and rolls her eyes, her temper flaring through the roof. She then glances up at the raining sky, and then looks up at Blitzø.
"Well, I'm sure her battle cry now is "OH WHY OH WHY, WHY THE F*CK IS IT RAAAAINING!?"
Suddenly, the rain stops as Blitzø suggests what he thinks is more biologically possible for Octavia, saying "I was imagining it more like "AYO-HOOOOOT! AYO-HOOOOOOOOOOT!""
Loona clenches her hands in anger, her voice full of frustration. "...I hate you." she says scornfully.
"Don't start. I think it's a little more subtle, more majestic. Try another "battle cry"." Blitzø replies.
Loona's anger slowly grows again, and then she finally just explodes.
"YOU KNOW WHAT? FCK YOU, I KNOW HOW SHE SOUNDS! AND SHE WOULDNT BE YELLING SOME DUMB FCKIN' STUPID WORD LIKE "AYO-HOOT"! SHE'D BE YELLING SOMETHING LIKE "AHYO-HAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAAH!""
"Stop making mighty owl noises! It's like running a nursery. Absolute childcare. Someone has anger issues." Blitzø dishonestly shouts.
"...Yeah, and I'm about to get mad enough to blow your fcking head off your shoulders, ya fukin dick!" Loona thunders.
"Look, slingshot!" Blitzø says. Despite being smaller, the imp carries Loona and places her on it.
"Time to get angry. Fire!" Blitzø shouts as he pulls back on the slingshot and flings Loona into the air, heading for the Ars Goetia castle. Loona stares straight up as she flies through the air... her expression quickly shifting from anger to pure excitement. A slow but devilish grin spreads across her face, and suddenly, she lets out a loud yell,
"I'LL RIP ALL OF YOUR SKIN OFF AND FEED IT BACK TO YOU, PIECE BY FCKING PIECE, IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FCK UP ABOUT THIS BTCH'S FCKING BATTLECRY!"
And as Blitzø watches his adopted hellhound daughter fly into the distant castle, he puts on some X-ray goggles and sees Loona fly through a room full of swordfighting, crash through a room full of cacti, pass through 5 burning loops, fly through a giant cake, and crash land into a storage room. As soon as Blitzø enters the Ars Goetia castle in 20 minutes, he says "Loonie, is that you? Are you okay?"
Loona crawls out of the pile of boxes she had crashed into and slowly stands up. She wipes some dust off of her face, and then looks at Blitzø - her expression showing how relieved she is see him. "I'M FINE. DID YOU KNOW THERE'S CAKE IN THAT ROOM?!" she shouts excitedly.
"Well yes but I gotta be honest, you are far more intact than I expected you to be, you look fine, come on." Blitzø says as he hands Loona the egg she has been trying to give to Octavia, who could be anywhere in this large castle, given that she sulks alot due to Stella and Stolas' divorce. Loona's expression brightens when she is handed the egg. She stares at it longingly for a few seconds... thinking about a thousand different ways to give the egg back to Octavia. Then, she finally turns to Blitzø.
"...Thank you... what's... what's plan B once we're back with her?"
"On good behaviour, I will drive you to Queen Beelzebub's nightclub with Vortex. On bad behaviour, I will-"
Before Blitzø can finish, a D.H.O.R.K.S agent who isn't supposed to be here grabs the egg with a grappling hook. He was the same buff agent that tried to, along with the other 2 agents, destroy Blitzø's letter during his apology tour before C.H.E.R.U.B gets sent a derogatory letter.
"The D.H.O.R.K bastard stole the egg!"
Loona's facial expression fills with pure anger. "D.H.O.R.K BASTARD! GIVE ME THAT FCKING EGG BEFORE I TEAR YOU TO FCKING PIECES!" she yells.
"Boil them too!" the "D.H.O.R.K bastard" says.
Hearing his command, another agent captures Loona with an animal capture trap as Blitzø sees a giant boiling pot used for boiling. The second agent lifts the trap up into the air and Blitzø can hear Loona's voice, muffled, but it sounds like she's screaming something incredibly profane.
"Looks like it is just you and me, FUCKBELLY!" Blitzø says as he tosses the D.H.O.R.K.S trapper into the cookpot as he does not even scream, disappearing with a splash and the imp tears open the trap Loona is in with his teeth. And at that moment, Loona unleashes her full wrath on the D.H.O.R.K.S agents - jumping onto Blitzø's back and launching herself off of him, tearing them all to shreds. After a few seconds, she comes back to him. Her fur is full of cuts and scars, her clothes are in tatters, and she is absolutely furious.
"My agents!" the buff agent cries before he and 6 of the last surviving agents grab Loona by her tail as a random scream from either one of the agents or Blitzø sounds off. The bastard then says "You're not getting away that easy." in a particularly sadistic tone of voice while tugging Loona's tail to stop her from running off with the egg.
Loona's entire body tenses up at the sudden tug, and she lets out a deep growl. She slowly turns around to face the group of six agents that are holding her by the tail - all of them grinning and laughing at her in the process. She then let's out a guttural roar,
"LET GO OF ME, YOU F*CKING ASSHOLES!"
The D.H.O.R.K.S bastard doesn't listen and swings the aggravated hellhound into a wall, sending the egg she was holding flying into the ground, and upon impact, a few cracks start to emerge from it right in front of her eyes although it is otherwise in good condition. Her eyes widen slightly as the egg starts to crack, a look of horror spreading across her face.
"NO, Nooooooo! You F*CKING BASTARD! IF YOU BREAK THAT EGG-"
Loona is cut off by the D.H.O.R.K bastard, who is pointing a taser threateningly. "You just don't know when to stop, do you?! DO YOU?!" he roars.
Loona's eyes fill with rage and her expression is twisted with fury. She glares at him, her fur beginning to bristle and yells "No, but it looks like you don't know when to SHUT THE F*CK UP, YOU FCKING COCK MONKEY, YOU PATHETIC SCKSUCKER! DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU?!"
A few D.H.O.R.K agents hold Loona down as the bastard says "You are a disgrace of hell. You deserved to be bullied at the orphanage, you have serious attitude issues, you deserve to rot in that place, and we will destroy literally everything you ever cared about and we will silence anyone who gets in our way". And for measure, 2 more D.H.O.R.K agents pin Blitzø down to the ground while one is holding a taser at him.
Loona's mouth drops open and she starts struggling like a fish out of water - her red eyes going bloodshot with rage. "YOU DON'T KNOW FCKING SHT ABOUT ME, YOU FCKING DCKHEAD! YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO FCKING GET UNDER MY SKIN, BUT YOU CAN'T 'CAUSE I HATE MY FCKING LIFE AS IT IS, SO YOUR FCKING WORDS MEAN FCKING NOTHING TO ME!" she screams at the top of her lungs.
The bastard then picks up the egg and says "Mmm. Delicious eggy weggy." as he points his taser at it, pretending to shoot the egg.
Her eyes widen. The bastard is pointing the taser at the egg. He's joking of course, but he could fry it in a second. She can't allow that to happen.
She lets out the loudest screech she can as she struggles and kicks the other agents off of her and into the wall with all the strength she can muster up. She reaches her tail out to the bastard and grabs the stun gun from him, pointing it back at him.
"Go on. Shoot me." the tough agent says jokingly.
Loona breathes heavily, her whole body trembling, her glowing eyes slowly narrowing into tiny slits, and her ears have gone completely flat. "I'LL DO IT, YOU FCKING BASTARD. I WILL KILL YOU. I WON'T GIVE A SHIT IF I GET EXECUTED FOR IT. I... WILL... KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE FCKING B*TCH." she bellows.
The D.H.O.R.K bastard, still holding the egg and trying his best not to rage back, says "Really?! A lot of hard work goes into our downright sinister plan."
Loona's rage hits a fever pitch as the seconds tick down. She glances at the egg, then stares right back at the bastard,
"YEAH. AND I'M BOUTTA RUIN EVERY SECOND OF YOUR F*CKING HARD WORK, YOU BASTARD. NOW GIVE ME MY GODDAMN EGG... BACK."
"NEVER!" the D.H.O.R.K bastard shouts as he tosses the egg into the floor, sending it in critical condition as he starts to fight the 6'4 foot tall hellhound with his bare hands and starts chasing her around the castle. When he finally corners her, he pulls out a knife and says "You have annoyed me for the last time!" in a bloodlusty way.
Loona immediately lets out a primal scream of fear and anger as she backs away from the D.H.O.R.K.S bastard, her heart pounding. She glances at the broken egg, hoping she can somehow save it - and then looks back at the bloody bastard and her heart begins to thunder with pure outrage and fury.
"YOU FCKING FCK, FCK YOU! YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?! YOU THINK YOU FCKING OWN ME?! I WILL SHRED YOUR FCKING LIMB FROM FCKING LIMB, YOU BASTARD!"
"Try me." the fearless bastard says as he points the knife between Loona's collar and throat as she stares right back at him, her heart thundering louder and her entire body trembling - her eyes darting between the knife's tip at her throat and the broken egg on the floor.
"...D*CKWad." Loona says, bitterly.
Unbeknownst to either of them, Blitzø presses a button where sticks of dynamite fall from the distant room's ceiling and shouts "FASTER!" through a megaphone to Loona while the D.H.O.R.K bastard is too blind with rage to realize that the room is being filled with dynamite and that he'll face a dynamite defeat if he doesn't notice. Her eyes snap to look at the ceiling... and they widen when she realizes the entire room is getting filled with sticks of dynamite. And then... she smiles.
"FCK YOU! DIE! YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
No longer unfazed, the D.H.O.R.K bastard shouts "NO!" as he sees the hellhound run out of the room with the egg as it explodes, with the bastard's fate being highly obvious. The explosion blasts the castle walls and floors around him until there isn't much left of them.
Octavia, unaware that a certain hellhound is going to give her back the egg, yells "MY FUCKING ROOF! WHAT FUCKING WANKER DID THIS?!"
Loona bursts through one of the huge, now shattered windows and makes her way to the entrance of the giant castle. She walks through the rubble with the egg in hand as she finally stumbles into the grand foyer and suddenly stops, seeing the miserable Goetia.
"Is the egg alright? What happened to it?!" Octavia says.
Loona holds the egg up high, her expression still twisted with pure fury. As the hellhound stares at Octavia, her eyes slowly widen in realization, her face softening. She suddenly smiles sweetly at the Goetia with an almost childish glint in her eyes, akin to that one face she made when pleading Blitzø to get a drink at Queen Bee's, and then walks up to her.
"Stella's missing egg." Octavia says, looking up at Loona, "I don't care about this bloody bloke of my mother anymore but I'm sorry it had to go through all of this. You are definitely like a big sister to me."
Loona's grin only grew when she heard the words "big sister" from Octavia. She kneeled down and hugged the owl, holding the egg close to her chest.
"And you're like a little sister to me, too."
Blitzø, incompetently as always, says "Loonie Toonie and daughter of my current gay husband Stolas. You both learned your lessons well enough. Come on, bring it in." before hugging Octavia and Loona awkwardly, wrapping his tail around them. Octavia is about Blitzø's height but Loona is far taller than both of them.
"This... is the happiest moment of my life." Loona says as she wraps her arms around both Blitzø and Octavia, her grin growing even kinder and more genuine... she's feeling warm and protected. For the first time in her life.
Stolas says "And Blitzø Buckzo, since you've fucked me so much, please allow me to give you both this honorary reward." as he prince gives Blitzø a very large condom that writes "HONORING BLITZØ AND LOONA FOR SAVING THE EGG"
Blitzø, giving the condom to Loona, says "This gifted condom even says your name on it, Loona."
The entire world comes to a standstill for a split second... and then she can't help but burst out laughing. She smiles happily, grabs the condom, and holds it close to her chest.
"...You have got to be f*cking shitting me." she says.
Later, as Stolas conducts an orchestral band, Blitzø says "That is the exact reason why you are still my adopted hellhound daughter, Loona Buckzo, regardless of how much we quarrel."
Loona hugs Blitzø tight, a smile on her face. Loona's heart feels... full. For the first time since she was an orphan, she found family.
"I love you, Dad."
Blitzø smiles even more at the fact that the hellhound finally called him "dad". In the evening, Blitzø brings Loona on his van. He says this,
"And for your extremely good behaviour, I will definitely drive you to Queen Beelzebub's club, where your boyfriend Vortex will be waiting for you and you can eat as much as you want."
Loona's mouth opens in shock... she's genuinely shocked and touched by the fact her adoptive father's actually willing to do this, and she can't help but smile at his kindness. Her expression turns hopeful and joyful.
"Really? You'd... do that for me, Dad? You'd drive me to the club... and let me have as much food as I want?!" she beams.
"Abso-fucking-lutely. YEE-HAW!"
With that, Blitzø speedily accelerates the van as he and Loona drive off into the distance. The hellhound's face lights up with pure happiness and excitement as she sits in the passenger seat, her body trembling with excitement. She is overwhelmed with the thought of seeing Vortex again and having access to unlimited food.
"Dad, you f*cking rock."
In a few minutes, the I.M.P van stops at Queen Bee's club for Blitzø to drop her off. He hands Loona her phone so she can take pictures of herself enjoying the party in there and gorging on the dinners conjured by Bee-lzebub, who is the queen of gluttony and indulgence.
Blitzø says "Alright, Loona, I'm gonna drive off to the farm to fuck the best horses ever. I don't even have to tell you to be good since you are so fucking obedient right now. YEE-HAW!" says before accelerating his van out of the parking lot like a racecar while honking the horn a goodbye.
Loona smiles at her adoptive dad as he drives away, her heart swelling with affection.
"Be safe, and don't do anything TOO crazy, Dad!"
With that being said, the hellhound turns and struts to the door with pure confidence. She's going to get everything she wants at this club today and nothing is going to stop her.
Vortex, the muscular hellhound who is Loona's boyfriend and has Queen Bee as his girlfriend, says "You won't believe that wonder that is awaiting you that will make you all Looney." as he points to Stella Goetia, that grumpy ex-wife of Stolas, still alive as her supposed death was just a curse but shackled up to a wall while singing an absurd song suited for the club grumpily.
Loona stares at Vortex and grins in complete disbelief. "Holy fcking sht. Really? Stella's alive?" she says as she turns and glances at Stella singing grumpily in the club, and then smiles back at Vortex. "Well, this is gonna be f*cking interesting... and fun as all hell." Loona says as Stella sings,
When I turned twelve, my dream said Little chick, better get yourself a wife
'Cause you're too mean for a man
To wank to your life
And if she's Charlie Morningstar
You know she'll be your friend
When I turned thirteen
I spat on a jockey's corpse
Took off to harass my man
'Cause I couldn't find a wife
AND I spat with others OUT OF TOWN!
I couldn't find no man to BEAT THEM DOWN!
They were so busy a-peacock-a-doodle-doin'
But they still couldn't fuck me down
The irate peahen continues singing progressively more Gothically and rhythmically and to fit with the singing, the lights slowly blink on and off with spotlights dashing through. A huge satisfied smirk forms on Loona's face as she watches Stella singing, her red eyes widening in glee and amusement. She glances back at Vortex and grins even more, loving the fact that Stella is now forced to sing for a club at a party.
"You're right! This is AWESOME! And she looks so f*cking miserable, it's hilarious! I bet she's really hating this!" Loona says before the three Alpha Bitches show up.
"I still remember you puking 3 parties ago because you fit too much buffets in your stomach. Can't wait to see your stomach pop this time once Queen Bee serves us." the lead bitch that looks like a poodle says, unaware of the fact that Loona has a stomach that can fit far more than they claim because of their ignorance. Plus, the hellhound is in a better mood than usual so she won't be afraid to be snarky.
Loona grins confidently, her tail wagging and her teeth bared, saying "You're so cute because you don't know just how much I can actually eat... let alone drink, too. I'm gonna get my fill of food and drinks... and once I do, you three will look so f*cking small in comparison. Get ready to be owned, bitches."
As Stella sings more angrily to fit with the current mood and two of the Alpha Bitches are roasting the third one for being too ugly, given that said bitch resembles a furry version of Vaggie, Queen Bee-lzebub, knowing exactly what Loona wants, eagerly conjures a whole Thanksgiving sized dinner complete with a ton of desserts and a jug of root beer, all tagged with an edible sign writing "For Loona", whose red eyes widen gleefully in amazement as the bee-fox conjures up the feast of the century. Loona's smile grows even wider as she glances around at her surroundings and at all the food... all of it just for her. She quickly runs up to the table and sits downm her stomach grumbling loudly as her tail wags in hunger.
"HELL YEAH!" Loona shouts.
Bee-lzebub, to the customers and especially Loona, announces with "But that's not all. Throwing things just got easier. Say hello to the slingshot! Tired of walking for your food? Wish you'd just eat it now? Well now you can!"
With that, the bee-fox uses 4 of her arms to pull and fling an apple into Loona's mouth and she manages to chew it and swallow it despite not expecting it. Her eyes widen even more at this new revelation... and she looks at Beelzebub with a new sense of respect.
"Okay... holy f*ck. That trick is badass..." she says.
Beelzebub then flings the large plates of roast porkbelly, one at a time so Loona can catch them in the air with her hands. Every time Bee-lzebub flicks a new plate of roast porkbelly to her, Loona catches it in her hands and stuffs it into her mouth, savouring the taste of the meat and the crunch of the crispy skin, each bite making her feel like she's in absolute heaven. She grins at Beelzebub with a look of pure satisfaction on her face.
"Damn... you really DO know how to deliver the goods, Queen Bee!" she beams.
The Lead Alpha Bitch hound, from another seat and under her breath, snickers "Of course I could be wrong even though I wanted you to pop". Loona glances back at the Alpha bitches, her eyes narrowing slightly as she hears their quiet snickering. A small grin forms on her face... she has just the right idea to put them in their place and says "You wanna see what I'm made of?"
"Fine, I'll shut up as Queen Bee keeps using that slingshot to feed you as much as you can." the Lead Bitch says and Loona simply smirks and nods. She glances back at Bee-lzebub, ready for the queen's next food-flinging stunt. "Bring it on, Your Majesty." she says and Bee-lzebub continues flinging plates of food, one at a time. Those include a plate of roast turkey, beef, fish, venison, cakes, and some more desserts as the alpha bitch hounds cover their ears, waiting for a big bang even though it's not going to happen.
Each time Bee-lzebub flings a new plate of food, Loona eagerly opens her mouth and catches it. She quickly chews and swallows, savouring the tastes and textures of all the different foods. As she eats her fill, her stomach starts to grow bigger, but not near its limit yet.
"C'mon! Gimme more! I ain't done yet!" Loona says.
"That's impressive. You seem to be handling my food pretty well. Not to mention that cute fat belly you're getting. How much bigger do you want it to get, Balloona?" Bee-lzebub asks smugly.
Loona smirks as she continues to stuff her face, her stomach getting bigger with every second. "How much food you got back there? I intend to eat until my belly's gonna burst like a f*cking balloon." Loona says before she belches loudly and laughs.
Bee-lzebub keeps flinging meals and desserts until Loona's belly is 20 feet wide, making the hellhound look like she is floating on a massive white bubble that is her underbelly. Loona belches loudly as she stretches and moans slightly, clearly feeling the full effects of her huge belly taking up the massive space. "Woah..." She rubs her belly and grins, loving the feeling of finally being truly satisfied. She glances up at Bee-lzebub, her eyes sparkling with appreciation, "This was... f*cking AMAZING. Thank you, Your Majesty."
Vortex tosses Loona her phone so she can take a selfie of her laying on her huge belly and sending it to Sinstagram, where it will get extremely popular. Even more, the three Alpha Bitches are pinned under Loona's belly as she grins slyly and she grabs her phone from Vortex, taking the perfect selfie of her laying on her massive belly. She then sends it to Sinstagram, giggling mischievously.
"Hah... revenge is f*cking sweet!" Loona says as her post is getting 2 views per second, indicating that it will get a viral 172,800 views per each passing day. Blitzø made the perfect decision to drop Loona at Queen Bee's.
Loona smiles proudly as she sees her photo go viral on Sinstagram, her heart swelling with satisfaction at the amount of attention she's getting, "Hell yeah! Now everyone's gonna know I'm the one who can eat the most food... and look great while doing it! Haha! Suck it, Alpha bitches!"
Bee-lzebub says "And since your huge gut will slim down in 5 months, that means you can stay in this place and idolize yourself until your belly can fit through the door."
"Looks like we're lost to Balloona." says the Lead Bitch.
Loona smirks as she settles in more comfortably on her belly and says "Yeah... looks like you are. Enjoy being my seat for the next five months, losers". She burps loudly, and then resumes eating some cake but Vortex stops her, noticing that she is at her limit and says "If you keep eating, you'll pop." before he growls at the alpha bitches trapped under there and rubs Loona's belly.
Loona pauses and looks at Vortex, a small groan escaping her mouth as her belly suddenly feels like it's about to pop and says "Yeah... think you're right, babe." as she rubs her full belly and belches again, clearly feeling bloated and stuffed, "Guess it's time to call it quits. Good news, bitches... you get to live!"
Vortex, worried, says "I didn't say keep eating, I meant stop eating." and Bee-lzebub, overhearing her boyfriend, stops flinging desserts in Loona's mouth. "That's better." Vortex says as he continues rubbing Loona's cushiony belly.
Loona closes her eyes blissfully and lets out a content purr at the feeling of Vortex rubbing her giant belly, a small smile lighting up her face. "Mmm... Thanks for looking out for me, babe. I feel so damn full already." she says as she rubs her belly and belches again, a small grin on her face.
"Guess those Alpha Bitches didn't heed your warning not to mess with them. They get what they deserve, Looney." Vortex says and Loona chuckles darkly as her grin widens and she rubs her round belly as she says "Hah! You're damn right they got what they deserved. They made the mistake of challenging me, and now they're paying the price. I think I'll just keep 'em here for a while longer."
Vortex climbs onto Loona's belly as he looks at her Sinstagram post, which has the caption of "Me after eating at Queen Bee's 🐡🎈 " and has the hashtags of #selfie, #fuckyoualphabitches, #balloona, and #timeofmylife and says "Viral job, Loona." as he puts her phone back onto her belly.
Loona grins proudly as she sees how popular her Sinstagram photo has become, feeling a sense of satisfaction and confidence in herself. "Hell yeah!" she says before she playfully slaps her belly and belches loudly, her stomach bulging slightly at the force of it, "Can you believe how many views I got in such a short time? I'm a f*cking legend!"
"The blowfish and balloon emojis as well as the hashtags you put is justified, Balloona." said Vortex and Loona smirks as she nods in agreement. "Damn right! These hashtags perfectly capture the mood... and my belly." Loona says as she pokes her belly, which wobbles slightly from the movement and says "And the blowfish is perfect because it's like... my stomach is full to bursting, just like this!" before belching loudly and laughing it off.
Queen Bee-lzebub then says "Attention, all customers. This is our new attraction, Balloona the Great. She'll be staying at my club for 5 months with 3 of my meanest customers finally pinned underneath that giant marshmallow for a belly. How do you feel?" before she uses the slingshot to fling a collar with a medal into Loona's neck as Vortex removes Loona's standard spiked collar to make way.
Loona lets out a surprised gasp as Beelzebub speaks up and presents her as the new attraction. She blushes slightly as everyone starts to notice her and she feels a tiny bit embarrassed at the attention she's suddenly getting, but she holds her ground and tries to keep her composure. As the queen flings the new collar and medal onto her, Loona raises an eyebrow curiously as she looks at it, and she quickly hands her old spiked collar to Vortex as the new one is fitted onto her neck instead.
"You've still got your phone to chat during those 5 free months off of work as the I.M.P receptionist or whatever." Vortex says as he pats her belly and Loona looks at her phone with a contemplative expression, feeling a bit uncertain about spending so much time away from her job at I.M.P. She knows she'll miss the chaos and the fun, but at the same time, spending 5 months here doesn't sound that bad either. She looks at Vortex and smiles, nodding in agreement.
"You're right. And hey, maybe this'll be a nice break from the insanity of dealing with clients." she chuckles, poking her belly, "Plus... I get to lounge around on my big fat gut all day."
"And those alpha bitches crushed. A big fuck you to them. Even Queen Bee was getting tired of them." Vortex adds and Loona grins widely as she glances down at the Alpha Bitches pinned under her belly, a sinister gleam in her eye before she says "Hell yeah, a big fat f*ck you to them. I don't blame Queen Bee for getting tired of their bullshit. They were just begging to be squashed beneath this blubber."
"You are the balloon, baby." Vortex says, rubbing Loona's belly and she grins, blushing slightly as she hears Tex's words and feels his hands rubbing her belly, her heart fluttering at his touch. "Hell yeah, I'm a massive balloon." she says before she pats her belly and lets out a loud burp, "And nothing's gonna stop me from keeping it that way."
Vortex decides to scratch Loona's belly and she giggles playfully as she feels Vortex scratching the side of her belly. It feels so soothing and relaxing, and she leans into his touch, enjoying the sensation. "Mmmm... yeah, right there... keep scritchin' me like that, babe." Loona says.
"I love you, softie." Vortex says, causing Loona to grin and blush slightly as she looks at him with a soft expression in her eyes. His words make her heart skip a beat, and she can't help but feel a warm fuzzy feeling inside before saying "I love you too, babe. You're one of the few people who can melt my cold, sassy exterior, you know that?"
"By the way, I think Queen Bee meant 5 months as in never being hungry again, not 5 months being this exact size." Vortex says and then asks Bee-lzebub for confirmation and the bee-fox replies with "My mistake. I meant 5 months without being hungry, not 5 months being a puffy little marshmallow, which will actually last for 1 month. I'm sorry the alpha bitches can't be trapped for that long, Balloona."
Loona's eyes light up in realization at Bee-lzebub's words, her heart skipping a beat as the hellhound knows that means she can stay here and keep herself in this blissful state of fullness without any worries for a long time. She grins excitedly, feeling a wave of relief wash over her before saying "Oh my god... no hunger for 5 months? That's heaven. And hey, the alpha bitches being trapped for a month is still a bonus. I'm fine if they're not a permanent fixture under my belly."
"I think that the millions of likes and views coming next month on your Sinstagram will leave you all starry eyed." Vortex says, grinning mischievously before he tickles the side of Loona's huge belly, and she lets out a sudden burst of giggles as she feels Tex's fingers tickling the side of her belly, her belly jiggling from the movement. She squirms and blushes, trying to hold onto her composure even as she struggles to speak through her laughter, "
Ha... hehe... stop it, you know I'm ticklish there..."
Vortex then lays down against Loona's belly, enjoying the sensation as she feels Vortex laying down against her belly, his body resting comfortably against her soft, round mass. She can feel the weight of his body, and she can't help but let out a small sigh of contentment at the feeling of his presence against her belly. "Mmm... you really love my belly, don't you?" Loona says.
"You read my mind, Balloona." Vortex says as Loona smirks and playfully pats her belly, her hand making a soft thud against the surface of her enormous gut."Well, who could blame you? It's big and soft and comfy... like a giant pillow." Loona says as she grins and gives Vortex a sly look, "You're probably gonna be wanting to spend a lot of time resting against it."
"You're right." the muscular hellhound replies as he stretches his arms with an audible crack from his joints and yawns deeply before sleeping off and Loona grins as she watches Vortex dozing off against her belly. She feels a sense of contentment wash over her, feeling relaxed and happy. She sighs and looks down at Vortex, admiring his peaceful expression as he sleeps, before saying "Heh... always the lazy one, huh?"
Vortex, assuming Loona is talking about herself, mutters "You're right. The laziest hellhound woman I've ever seen in my life."
Loona grins, sensing Vortex's sleepy mutter about her being lazy. She pokes his side playfully, gently shaking his body before saying "Hey... watch it, mister. I might be lazy, but at least I'm not complaining about you being on my belly. Sounds like someone doesn't appreciate the comfy pillow they're sleeping on."
"Tell that to the alpha bitches pinned underneath and give them a lecture." Vortex says sleepily and Loona chuckles darkly, a devious grin spreading across her face at the thought of giving the Alpha Bitches a lecture as they're trapped under her belly.
"Oh, don't worry, honey. Once they're free, I'll be sure to give them an extensive lecture about disrespecting a girl as fabulous as me. But for now... enjoy your rest. I'll be sure to get some rest while I enjoy this belly of mine being full." Loona says before her cellphone rings. Loona's cellphone rings.
It is Blitzø online, who says "I knew that my fucking gift would lead to this glory. I even saw your Sinstagram post. I'm fucking proud of you, Balloona. Sweet dreams." before hanging up and Loona grins as before she answers the call with a smirk on her face, "Hey, boss. Guess this little vacation was a good idea, huh?"
She glances down at her round belly, her hand rubbing it affectionately. She can't help but feel a pang of pride at his words, "Thanks, I guess. I'm enjoying myself here, that's for sure. And hey, it looks like my Sinstagram is blowing up thanks to this." and Blitzø laughs maniacally before hanging up.
Loona chuckles, shaking her head in amusement as she sets down her phone and turns her attention back to her belly. She pats it affectionately, feeling a sense of contentment and happiness flood through her and says "You heard the man, belly. Looks like you're the star of the show now."
Blitzø then calls one last time to say "I told you Plan B meant "Fat Bitch"" before hanging up for good with the phone still resting on the hellhound's 20 foot wide belly and Loona lets out a loud laugh at her boss' final remark, shaking her head in amusement before setting her phone back down on her belly.
She glances down at it, feeling a sense of satisfaction knowing that she's finally indulging her inner desires without any restraint or worry. She pats her belly again, enjoying the feeling of the weight against her hand.
"Yeah, he's right. Plan B is a fat bitch, and I'm loving every second of it." Loona says.
THE END