Hermione paced around courtyard while smoking. "I do not understand could have murdered and it is making me CRAZY" her voice was like wet gravel.

"YEs and police are useless because they do not know magic" Harrier said sadly, like waterfall of sadness. "but who is usually the evil one?"

Hermione and Ron stared. "IT is usually... Snape!"

Everyone gasped and they ran to dungeons. Hermione banged door "PROFESSOR SNAPE"

Door flew open. "what do you want, you little muggle born?" Snape said in mean voice.

"Where were you when murder happen?" Hermione ask, hoping it was better strategy.

"I was here making potions."

"Did you see anything on night of murder?"

Maybe. Snape had smug smile.

Hermione slammed flask down on table "We don't have time for games, student was murdered and we need to know what happen?!"

Before Snapped answered, door flew open, shaking the castle down to its entire core. "YOU PSYCHO" It was Lavender with fiery rage "YOU threw me out of window."

"Lavender, We're busy, let's deal with that later" Hermione said, rolling her eyes.

"NO I AM DONE. I'm going straight to McGonagall. You will pay YOU WILL BE NEXT" Lavender shriked like a pony and stomped away while being aggressive towards paintings on the way.

Snape examined the situation with despicableness and hoarseness. "It seems like your investigation i falling apart. You should investigate somewhere closer to home. It is all I will say" and he pushed them out and slammed door. Hermione screamed of frustration, but Ron had great idea!

"Let's go to Gryffindor common room!" he screamed. they all ran through the stairs and paintings like in Super Mario 64. they stopped in front of fat lady. Fat Lady had murder weapon behind her.

"IT WAS YOU" they all screamed.

"I DIDNT MURDER ANYONE" Fat lady screamed and hid murder weapon under skirt.

"WHY DID YOU DO IT?" Hemione demanded.

"Because student was bullying me and was ugly and had horse face!" Fat Lady said through angry tears. Then Lavender and McGonagall came.

"Why you push student out of window, you will get detention"

"FAT LADY IS MURDERER" Everyone gasped and police detained fat lady but it was revealed that Lavendel was accomplice so she went to jail too, but Hermione still got detention because it is rude to push people out of window.