Lol cute lil' story I wrote a long time ago and wanted to rewrite and repost on my new account. ^_^. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me.
Explosive Poem (Rewrite)
"Eh-hem! Un!"
Everyone averted their attention towards the feminine-looking, blonde member who was standing at the entrance of the Akatsuki Hideout. With his hands placed on his hips, he stood proudly with his chest out, flashing a devious smile at his fellow organization members.
The Akatsuki members were occupied with their current activities until Deidara obnoxiously interrupted with his fake cough. They all averted their eyes towards Deidara, but refocused their attention on their respective tasks soon after.
"What is it, Deidara?" The ginger, known as Pain, asked as his piercings glistened in the dim light that hung from the hard rock ceiling. He was reading through ancient scrolls for his research and amusement, but figured he should acknowledge the man since no one else bothered to.
"I have a poem for all of you!" Deidara waved his hands in the air enthusiastically.
"Oh boy..." The red-headed puppet master, Sasori, sighed as he carefully attached a wooden arm to his newly made puppet keeping his gaze glued to the masterpiece. He silently admired his new art piece, something Deidara wouldn't possibly understand.
Deidara coughed, clearing his throat to ensure a smooth and uninterrupted recital of his poem. He shoved his hand into his pouch and collected a piece of clay into the mouth of his palm. He licked his lips and smirked as he scanned the room confirming that every member was present and occupied. Deidara didn't mind that they weren't paying attention because he knew they'd acknowledge him soon enough.
"Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue...
Art is an EXPLOSION
And so are you!"
Everyone quickly looked up at Deidara with widened eyes in fear that another one of his stupid acts was brewing.
KABOOM*
cough cough cough*
"DEIDARA!"