Chapter 21
Disclaimer- I don't own Beetlejuice. "Thinking"/ "speaking"
After about a month after doomie got his girl myself and Beetlejuice was in my room in the living world. We were watching an old movies with my favorite movie actor as we were watching it we heard moaning and chanting coming from down stair. "What the hell is that lyds" Beetlejuice asked Lydia "that's just Delia and some of her art group they are holding a séance tonight" Lydia told him. They go back to the movie for some time when Beetlejuice floats up from the bed and tells her he's going to go down stairs to scare up some food. Lydia tells him not to go near her father or Delia.
Once Beetlejuice goes down stairs he see that Delia is not having much luck Beetlejuice juices Delia so he could get a laugh she started to sing and dance but she was laughing as she was not scared. He then heard Lydia make a small scream so he returns back to her room to see what was wrong with her but she was just enjoying her movie without him.
Delia went back to trying to bring someone over she brings over the dead actor Boris Todcoff. Boris goes up to Lydia room where he can feel her and Beetlejuice Lydia goes and tell Boris that he is one of her favorite dead actor. Boris gives Lydia some dead rose and a kiss on her hand. Once Lydia walks away to find something to put the rose in Boris and Beetlejuice start to get into a fight over who can haunt the deetzes house.
The next day as they are down in Lydia dark room developing some picture that Lydia already toke some of them were of Boris. "Beetlejuice do you want me to take a picture of you" Lydia ask Beetlejuice "NO I have a house to haunt" Beetlejuice tells her "just remember my dad can't take too many scares he's still recover from the last time" Lydia tells him as he floats away.
He went to check to see what everyone was up to. He first went to the attic were Adam and Barbara stay most of the time they were doing there normal stuff Adam looking over the town model and Barbara just relaxing. He goes and looks in on Lydia dad he made himself a clock in Charles study room he was just sitting behind his desk kind of relaxing. "Looks like chuck still can't handle all the pranks I'll leave him alone for now" Beetlejuice says to himself.
As he started to leave the study Beetlejuice didn't know that Boris was watching him. Boris made a vacuum come in to life and start to go after Lydia dad. Beetlejuice saw this and right away tried to stop it "oh no he didn't lyds would kill me if she thinks I did this to her dad after I've been good to them and not pranking them like this" he says Beetlejuice is able to stop the vacuum from going after her dad.
once the vacuum come to a stop Charles looks at the vacuum weirdly " I know that it didn't come to life on its own maybe Adam and Barbara did it by accident I know it can't be don't by him as he has not been around in years" Charles says to his study. Once Boris saw Beetlejuice stopping the vacuum he went up to him "real ghost scares the living you've gone soft Beetlejuice" Boris tell Beetlejuice "soft yuck no I have not I scare a lot of people but those are lyds family and I don't scare them like that anymore I may do some pranks but nothing like that" Beetlejuice tells Boris. "Well leave the real haunting to me then you washed up whimp" Boris tells him as he floats away.
Later that day, Boris sees Lydia dad and Delia are in the basement. Near the washer and dryer, so he zaps the machines to come to life just like he did to the vacuum. This scars both Charles and Delia as this has never happened before sense Beetlejuice got eaten by the sandworm. They start to faint and before they hit the floor Beetlejuice juices them out of the house to the sun deck. Beetlejuice juices the machines and they go back to normal after they put him through the ringer.
Beetlejuice goes to find Lydia. He finds her in her dark room again as they were talking Beetlejuice try's to tell them that Boris has been trying to scare her family. "BJ I think you like my family you care for them now don't you" Lydia asked Beetlejuice "what NO I don't" Beetlejuice tells her. They go to find Lydia dad and Delia they find them in the dining room when they see a wolf wearing a red cloak around his neck. Beetlejuice turns himself into a bone to pull the wolf away from them before they see it. The wolf grabs Beetlejuice and takes him outside to bury him in the ground. Once Lydia goes after them she finds Beetlejuice in the ground "so BJ are you ok" Lydia asked him "I'm good it brings back some memories" Beetlejuice tells Lydia as he pulls himself out of the ground.
Boris then turns up and tells Lydia that he sorry and that he will go about fixing what he has done to Lydia father and Delia. Once he floats away Beetlejuice and Lydia look at each other " I think hes up to something" Lydia tells Beetlejuice "ya I think so two let's find out what he's up to" he tells Lydia. They go to the waiting room to see what they can find out on Boris.
They go up to the desk and knock on the window "yes" the receptionist ask as she opens the window "oh it's you what do you want I thought you were on house arrest" she asked him "well I am but I need to talk to juno for a minute" Beetlejuice tells her "you know what you have to do take a number and go sit down" she tells him. "What we really need to see juno please" Lydia ask her "oh hi Lydia if it's you I guess she won't mind go right in" she tell Lydia as she opens the door for them.
As they walk down the hall to Juno's office once they get there they knock on the door "yes come in" Juno calls out not knowing who was behind the door. They walk in and when juno looks up she can't believe what she is seeing "geuse what have you done now" juno yells at Beetlejuice "nothing June bug why are you mad at me for iv done nothing wrong" Beetlejuice tells her "what are you doing out of house arrest and with her" juno says as she points at Lydia. "well juno we need to ask you about a ghost that goes by the name Boris and what he has plan for my family" Lydia tells juno "I'll tell you after you both tell me what you're doing with each other" as she point to both on them "well it's been almost a year now that we been talking and hanging out" Lydia tells juno " ya babes and me have been with each other for almost a year now and I've been really good also" Beetlejuice tells juno.
They both tell Juno everything that they have been doing sense they first started talking when Beetlejuice was in the waiting room. "What he's been out and has not tried to get you to marry him again or anything else" juno asked them "no he's been well behaved beside the pranks that he does on and off" Lydia tells her. They tell her more about what they have been doing and after a while Juno tells them a little bit about Boris. "Lydia, geuse I need to show you something this may help you to find out what he up to" Juno tells them.
They leave the office and walk down a hallway till they come up to a door way "behind this door you will find out what you want to know about him" juno tells them after she walks away and leave them in front of the door. "What do you think is behind the door" Lydia asks Beetlejuice "not sure lyds but well find out once we open the door" he tells her.
They open the door and behind it were some of the actors that Boris used to act with. They both watch them from the door way. As they watch the tv on the wall come on and they notice the tv was a commercial with a dead anchorman talking about how Boris is having a house for the dead actors to go to. As the commercial is playing both Lydia and Beetlejuice notice that they house that was showing looks just like Lydia's house.
"What's that's my house what does Boris think he's going to do" Lydia says when they get back to her house. They see that Delia is doing another séance with her art group still. They are still trying to bring someone from the other side. As Delia is doing this she does bring over the dead actor that Lydia and Beetlejuice have just saw down in the neitherworld. They also see Boris is with them also. Boris and his actors try to scare them but everyone else but Charles and Delia run out of the house. After they had run out Beetlejuice was in the door way as Mr. Beetleman "look dad I called MR. Beetleman over to help get those ghost out of the house" Lydia tells her dad and Delia.
Beetlejuice does his thing and makes the dead actor to leave. Boris tries again to make them all leave but it doesn't work as Lydia and Beetlejuice won't let anything or anyone make them leave or scare them out. After a while Boris does go back to the neitherworld with no more issues.
"Beetlejuice thank you for helping me and my family out with Boris you have change a little bit but I feel like it's a good thing" Lydia tells Beetlejuice "what no I just don't want any other ghost to take over my haunts unless it's that Adam and Barbara" Beetlejuice tells Lydia.