Chapter 22

Disclaimer- I don't own Beetlejuice. "Thinking"/ "speaking"

A month had gone by from when borries tryied to take over my house. Me and Beetlejuice have done a lot during that time like the rock band that prince vince tried to hold for his subjects but it was hard as he made it rain. That remind me of when my school held a band competition.

(Flashback)

Lydia and her friends where in her room getting ready for the band competition when her phone in her room rang before bertha could pick it up Lydia ran over to it "hello" Lydia says in to the phone "hey lyds so can I be in your band" Beetlejuice asked her from his side of the phone in his world. "sure but it's a GIRL band" Lydia tells him "ok say the magic words and ill be right over" Beetlejuice tells her.

Lydia didn't want her friends to know about Beetlejuice so she removed herself from the room for a short time and call Beetlejuice name the number of time she has to. Beetlejuice puff over to Lydia house and when he come into the house he's in his betty persona but dressed up as a rock woman.

The next day Lydia and the girls with Beetlejuice dressed as rocker betty they tried out for the rock bank to play for their school dance. When claire went up with her group she only sang about herself and nothing else. When miss Shannon's that there was other band group that was trying out she called Lydia group with the name brides of Frankenstein. When they played miss Shannon liked how they played " well the band that will be playing at the dance is the brides of Frankenstein" miss Shannon told the onces that tried out for the co-ed dance at the boys school.

"well like here Lydia miss Shannon wanted me to like give you the address like for the place" claire told Lydia as she laughed walking away. The girls and Beetlejuice dressed as betty went to the address that Claire had given to them "I don't think this is the right place" bertha said as they all walked in to the building. "this is not the boys school this is a old person place that Claire she gave us the wrong address" Lydia says as they see all the old people sitting room. They start to leave "wait lets play for them they are old but they may have a wild side" prudence told them all. They played for the group and the old people dance to them after they were done they were able to find the right address and went to go play once they walked in they saw everyone was just sitting around. "like I don't know why know one likes my music like im the best" Claire said as she was walking out of the school. Lydias group played and the dance was a big hit.

Weeks after the band competition Lydia and Beetlejuice got into lots of mischief like the time they were at Lydias aunt and uncles farm. The day that Lydia was getting ready to leave for her aunts and uncles she called Beetlejuice just to let him know. "hey Beetlejuice are you there" Lydia called from in front of her mirror "yaw whats up babes and also that's once just say the words two more times" Beetlejuice told her from his side of the mirror. " well BJ I wont be able to call you over for about a week my father and delia wont be home as they are going on a second honeymoon and I cant stay home by myself as adam and Barbara as they were also not home also so im going to my aunt and uncles farm on my fathers side" Lydia told him "what you wont be home babes" Beetlejuice said as he juiced himself over there for a short time. When he came over he turned his clothes into western clothes "im ready to roll babes" he told her as he then juice himself into a wheel and rolled over to Lydia who was siting at her mirror. "sorry BJ remember when we took our last family vacation what all happened how dad and delia almost got beheaded" Lydia told him as she was packing a bag.

(flashback)

That morning Beetlejuice could hear Lydia from her side of the mirror making lots of noise "babes what wrong" Beetlejuice called out from the mirror "what's wrong do you have yellow fever, the plague, a zit and you have a dance tonight" Beetlejuice asked her "worse" Lydia tells him. They hear Charles yelling from down stairs "Lydia are you ready" he called up to her " you need to hurry up so we can get going on our family vacation" delia called out her. Lydia looks over to her mirror were beetljeuice was hanging out " stop laughing BJ I don't even what to go with them but its my dad and delia" Lydia tells him as she started to pack her bag with clothes for vaction. Beetljuice could see that Lydia didn't want to go to the family vaction "hey babes call me out and meet me out side after you pack" beetljeuice tells her. Lydia calls him out and he puffs away " what is he up to now" Lydia wonders out loud as she keeps packing her bag. After she was done she went down stairs and went out side she heard a formiller beep coming up the road.

It was Beetlejuice in dommie but dresses as mr. beetleman. "well hello there fokes I heard that you were going on a family vacation I can drive you all there I also do some vacation guilds also" beeltejuice tells them. Lydia and delia both looks at Charles and ask if they could "Lydia did we both just agreed to this" delia ask her " I guess we did" Lydia says back. "if I don't have to drive that would be great ok if you wont to take use on your vaction that would be great" Charles said. They all got into the dommie with Lydia riding in the front and Charles and delia in the back. As they start to go down the road beeltejuice made a great big stick that put both of them out. "well lyids say the words and we will be on our way to having lots of fun" Beetlejuice tells her as they drive " though I know I should be wary still I venture someplace scary, ghostly haunting I turn loose; BEETLEJUICE, BEETELJUICE,BEETELJUICE" Lydia calls out.

After saying the chant they all puffed over to the neighterworld road were they start to drive around as they were both Charles and delia cames to from beetelejuice smell. "wow will you look at that sky" delia says as she looks up. As there driving they come up to a buch of falls and pull over to take a look at them " here we have the nagging falls" beeltejuice tells them as they drive pass. The falls then start to do what their named after "have you brushed you teeth, wash your hand" the falls call out "sounds like your mother" Lydia tells beeteljuice as she laughs at him. Beetljeuice looks over at her "ya babes but they small like me" he laughs at her.

Charles and delia then looks at the falls "what are you looking at" the falls call out to the them "it sound like there talking to us"delia says " I most paint them" she says as she walk away from them " dad how do you like it so far" Lydia ask her father " well pumpkin Im kind of liking this but I wont to know were the voice are coming from" Charles said to her as hes looking around at the nagging falls. "ok fokes I have some other places to take you guys at so lots all get back into the car" beetjelucie tells them as they all get back in dommie the drive over to a spot were they had to go for a short hike "ok fokes were going to be seeing mount gross more" Beetlejuice tells them as the came around a bend and see them. Lydia takes some pictures of them at this point Lydia looks over to see her father with a green face and staring to slid down dommie. "hey BJ I think it may be time for us to go home" Lydia tells Beetlejuice "well I think he may of be relax somewhat and think we are together right now do you really want to go back early" Beetlejuice as her.

As beetljeuice and Lydia are talking Charles and delia see a office town so they walk away from Lydia and Beetlejuice. Charles and delia meet two of the neaitherworld people they put both of them in to a guillotine to remove there heads because the mob of the town. Lydia looks around after her and beetljeuice got done talking "hey BJ do you know were my father and delia went" Lydia ask him. "I don't know they were here" Beetlejuice tells her as he also looks around with her. "Bj its all my fault I should nevery of brought them here" Lydia tells him as she start to worry about her family. As Lydia and Beetlejuice as looking for them they find them in a office looking town and they go up to a high rise to see if they could spot them. "look babes there they are" Beetlejuice tells Lydia as he points out to the mob that is around the guillotine that her father and delia were standing right in front of it.

"BJ we have to stop them before they get killed here I don't know what would happen to them" Lydia tells Beetlejuice as she see them "I got this lydis" Beetlejuice tells her. He sit up on to the railing of the balcony. He then pulled his boots off and he lets his feet get bigger so there was more smell to get out and around the mob they all run away but not the persone who is got the leaver for the guilloten. As Beetlejuice is getting his foot closer the executioner used a pin and popped his foot like it was a balloon. Lydia was able to get to her father and delia and get them away from the guilloten and back to dommie they are then able to get out of that town and go back home.

The next day delia has some of her friends over and was showing them the slides that she had of her vacation in the neitherworld. Her friends tell them that they want to also go on vacation were they went and Charles tells them that he can call and make a week. Before Beetlejuice can talk with them Lydia pulls him to the side and talks with him " bj I think we need to take separate vacation" Lydia tells him.

(end flashback)

"remember we said that the next vacation we would do it apart" Lydia tells beetljeuice "ok ill be apart first" beetljeuice says as he's body pulls into peaces after that he then goes into a rant about how they were a team and that he can't live without her he even juice a tome were he's barred under it.

The next morning after Lydia watches her father and delia leave she gets on a bus and goes to her aunts and uncles farm. "why hello Lydia dear look at how you've grown" her aunt says to her as they hug after she got off the bus. As there talking they hear a loud sound coming from the barn "whos that aunt and uncle" Lydia ask them as they start to walk up to the barn "oh that may be our new farm hand" her uncle tells her as they open the door to the barn were Lydia see Beetlejuice dressed up as . as the week was going by Beetlejuice was working on the farm and he found out it wasn't as fun as he thought "I hope lyds is having fun on her hayride" beetjeljuice think as hes trying to get the eggs from some chickens. Later that night Lydias aunt and uncle tells them that they were going to do a barn dance. Both Beetlejuice as Lydia were looking forward to spending some time together at the barn dance. "well lyds what do you think want to go" Beetlejuice ask her but before she could answere him "sorry there is still lots of work that still needed to be done" her uncle tells beeteljuice. "ok sir" Beetlejuice answers him back and he slowly walks out to the barn. Lydia after getting dress for the dance she goes to see how beeltjeuice is doning "hows it coming unlong" Lydia ask him when she see that he is siting beside a cow trying to milk it. Beelejuice looks over at her and starts to laugh and falls off the stool that he was siting on "babes what are you wearing" he ask as he is still laughing. As they were talking Lydia aunt and uncle come up to them to see what was taking Lydia so long "well Lydia its so nice having help around the farm me and your uncle now has more time to relax and do things we want to do" Lydia aunt tells them.

At this point beelejuice relies that working on the farm was not as fun as he thought it was runs away from the barn till he was around the house so he could puff back to the road house. "were is he going" lydias uncle ask her as they watch him run away "I think hes going home because he forgot something" lydias tells them as she laughs at how beetljeuice ran away. The next day Lydia had returned home from her aunt and uncles farm. "so bj what did you think about the farm" Lydia ask him once she gets to her room and see him siting on her bed. "well babes I think I would have had more fun scarying people then doning work YUCK" beeteljuice tells her she laughs at him she lets out at long yawn "hay babes it look like you long week why don't I let you get some zzzz and ill talk to you later say the magic words" beeteljuice tells her as he gets up from her bed had helps her to lay down "later Beetlejuice" yawn "beetlejucie, beeltjeuice" Lydia say as she fall asleep "night babes" beeteljuice tells her as he poppes back over to his world.