Chapter 23
Disclaimer- I don't own Beetlejuice. "Thinking"/ "speaking"
Couple of weeks go by after Lydia had gone to her aunt and uncle farm. Lydia was having a dream that she was in a concert hall getting ready to play the piano, she was dressed in a pink dress with yellow hair as she gets ready to play she looks down at the keys of the piano and she sees beeltjeuice as the face of the key faces on the piano "Beetlejuice" Lydia calls out "lyd's wake up" beeteljuice call out to her. She shakes her head and start to play the piano as shes playing the keys turn in to beeljeuice face again "Beetlejuice" Lydia yells out to the piano "one more time and WAKE UP" Beetlejuice says.
With this Lydia sits up from her bed "Beetlejuice what a nightmare" Lydia says as she rubs her eyes " you lucky dog that's my favorit kind" Beetlejuice say from the foot of her bed "Beetlejuice how did you get here"Lydia ask him " you most of called my name in your sleep were you dreaming of me" beeteljuice says as hes looking away from her. "well I was having this dream were I was in a pink dress at the piano concert and you were there" Lydia tells him. Beetlejuice just laughs at her " hey babes I think deila may of flipped, has gone off the deep end" Beetlejuice tell her as he telling her he juice him self into looking like he flipped and that he was jump off the deep end.
They hear lots of laughing coming from down stairs "oh that's just delia she has an art class over tonight" Lydia tells him they go down to see what they were all doing they see that the class was all sculpture's and delia had made a hand. The next day there was a art show and delia placed hers up but when it was shown everyone in the museum laughed at her deila was not happy that no-one liked her work.
Later that night Lydia went to go check on delia and she sees her making lots of diffent sculpture's but she wasn't happy with anything she was making. Lydia returned to her room and when she walk in she saw beeteljucie in her mirror " what has you down in the dump" he asked her "its delia she's upset because no-one likes her art work and now shes down there working but is not happy about any piece she makes" Lydia tell him
" I think it looks great it would be a big help in the neighterworld" beelteljuice tell her " that's a great idea BJ I think her art work would be a big hit there" Lydia says as she runs up to him and given him a big hug "babes what…" beeteljuice ask her as lydia is hanging off from him.
The next day Lydia calls beeltejuice out and he shows up at Lydia house in dommie as mr. beeletman "oh mr. beetleman what are you doing here" delia calls out when she sees him out front of the house. "oh I heard that you make some crazy art work and I know of a great place that there are lots of people who would love it" Beetlejuice tells delia when Beetlejuice is telling delia this Lydia and Charles both show up "oh delia that sound like a great idea" Lydia calls out they all get into dommie and as they are driving away Beetlejuice juices Charles and delia so they both pass out "ok lyds say the magic words" Beetlejuice tells Lydia. Lydia does the chant and they all go over to the neighterworl.
As the drive up the road Charles and delia wake up as they pull up infront of the road house. "oh your house is a work of art" delia tells him as she gets out of dommie. Later that night after talking with the monster across the street they get back into dommie and make their way to the art colony that hostes art shows.
Beetlejuice had placed delia art work up and as they are showing them off after the head of the art colony comes up and says that delia art is a work of art they also told her that she would became part of their art works and they turn in into stone and move her to a museum. When this happened Charles passed out and Lydia and beetljuice had to take him back to the road house so he would be safe" Beeteljucie we have to go get her back "Lydia tells him as they were placing her father on Beetlejuice bed.
Later that night Lydia and Beetlejuice went to the museum to rescue delia from the museum. They find her behind a red rope, they start to move her when a night watch men came to stop them before he could Beetlejuice juice him and made him stop. "BJ get over here and help me" Lydia calls out as shes trying to figure out how to get delia back to normal "hey delia get real" beeteljuice yells at her. Delia turns back in to her normal un stone look.
They all get into dommie and go back to the road house were they pick up Charles who is still passed out. Delia was very happy about how everyone who loved her art "oh I feel all stiff for some reason" delia said as they got back into the car to go home.
A week went by after delia went to the neitherworld and delia decided to become a happy face girl den mother she also made Lydia join the group. That morning Lydia was sitting infornt of her mirror working on fixing her outfit she has to wear in the group. "why the long face babes" Beetlejuice calls out from his side of the mirror. "beeteljuice" Lydia calls out in supperise "that's once babes" Beetlejuice tell her, he juices himself out of the mirror and come over to her side for a short visit.
"well delia made me become a happy girl scout and today is one of the meetings the rest of the girls are down stairs I was just fixing my outfit" Lydia tells Beetlejuice. "well babes you look the part" he says as he laughs at her "stop it bj today is one of the days that we get to sell cookies" Lydia tells him "wait you are going to sell cookies and make money sign me up" beetlejucie says as he juice himself into betty wearing a happy girl outfit. Lydia rolled her eyes at him as they made their way down stairs to join the group.
"ok so here is everyone oh Lydia I see betty has join us" delia says when she sees Lydia and Beetlejuice. After they went through the whole happy face group sound off. Delia hand them all a stack of boxes full of cookies Lydia and Beetlejuice take there cookies and start to sell them "so Lyds how do we get lots of money from these boxes of cookies" beeteljuice as her "well we have to go door to door and then we get the money but it takes a long time to get lots of money" Lydia tells him
"yuck that's to much fucking work for me" Beetlejuice tells her as he then puffs out and back to the road house were he make his own cookies and makes his own ghoul scouts from the kids in the neighterworld. He talks with the ghouls and tells them about selling cookies to get lots of money. He then puffs them all back to the real world to peaceful pines were he runs into Lydia after she had selled all her cookies. The neaitherworld ghoul scout ran by her with their box "what beeltejuice" Lydia called out "what babes" beeltejucie called out as he had made himself into a mail box to see what was going on.
He puffs himself back to his normal self but as a den mother "what did you do bj" Lydia ask him when she saw the kids "well I went back to my place and made my own cookies and im going to sell them all for the money" beetlejucie tell her. They see the peaceful pine girls run up to Lydia "Lydia all the house we went to said that they already got cookies" bertha told Lydia
When Lydia and Beetlejuice start to walk down the street they come up to one of the house that the ghouls are at and see how they are selling "hey you buy my cookies" one of the ghouls say once the owner of the house come to the door the owner didn't like how they were asked and slammed the door in the ghouls face "why does no-one want to by the cookies" the ghoul kids ask with a long sad face
"well no-one will by your cookies the way you asked for them you have to be nice"Lydia tells them she then shows them how by taking there cookies and going up to a house "hello sir would you like to buy some cookies" Lydia asked the home own when then came to the door "sure ill buy 20 boxes" the own said. After that with Lydia help Beetlejuice with the ghoul scouts go to house to house selling the cookies of Beetlejuice brought over.
Beetlejuice gives Lydia one of his cookies "bj these are not haunted right" Lydia ask him before she takes the cookie from him "no I don't think so" beetljeuice says as he takes a bit of the cookies "what are the made out of bj" Lydia ask him "well they are my mummys recipes" beeteljuice tells her. Both her and Beetlejuice goes over to the neighterworld were beeteljuice shows Lydia the recipe he used. As hes reading the recipe off Lydia sees on the back at the bottom there is a warring not to dunk them.
Beetlejuice looks at Lydia "I know what your thinking" beeltejuices says to Lydia Beetlejuice juice a cup of milk and dunks the cookie into it once the cookie got wet it change into the animal that the cookie was shaped as "bj how many of these did you sell" Lydia ask him when the saw the cookie change "a fucking lot" Beetlejuice tells her. They leave the neitherworld and goes back to peaceful pins were they then go house to house changing out Beetlejuice cookies to the ones Lydia had.
They return to Lydia house were beeteljuice starts to count his money when delia come up and takes the money from him for the happy face group charity. "what…what the fuck" Beetlejuice says as he see's this before he could do anything Lydia sends him back to the neitherworld before he could do anything. She then had to call him back as they forgot about her father who bought a box of cookies once she heard him scream.