Chapter 24

Disclaimer- I don't own Beetlejuice. "Thinking"/ "speaking"

Lydia and Beetlejuice were hanging out in her room a week after the cookies frit. Lydia looks over to Beetlejuice from her desk that she had in her room for homework "what wrong bj your hanging your head" Lydia asks him "well my parents are coming over to my place today and im not happy about it" Beetlejuice tells her as he puts his head back onto his shoulders. "I have not seen your parents in a long time BJ I think we should go see them" Lydia tells him. She says the chant that takes Lydia to the neighterworld were the then go into the road house.

They hear a knock on the door and when they open it there is his mother and father. "hello jr" his mother tells him as she walks in "hello" his father says to both Lydia and Beetlejuice as he sits down on the coach. They tell beetljeuice about how they are going to enter the oldes and moldest family in neighterworld. As they are talking there is anyother knock on the door when beetljeuice opens it there is a neitherworld lady standing there she is from the society of the oldest and moldest family she tells them the only way the can get in is with the family crest which by the paper she has it says that beetljuice as it "what I most but at the time I don't know were it is" beeteljuice tell them "oh jr you need to find it me and your father want to get into this society" his mother tells them. Both of his parents leave with the society lady .

"well BJ I think you know what we have to do" Lydia tells him "yuck I don't want to clean you know how I hate that" beetljeuice tells her but he knows that this will make his family happy if they have the family crest. They clean his whole house and don't find the crest "well BJ we've cleaned your whole house but have not found the crest were else could it be" Lydia ask him "well it may be in the land of the lost" Beetlejuice tells her " how do we get there" Lydia ask him.

Beetlejuice laughs at her "well its in the one place were everything goes missing the couch" beeteljuice says as he steps up onto his couch "well Lyds you ready to go to the land of lost" beeljuice ask her as he holds out his hand "ok bj" Lydia says as she takes his hand to get onto the couch. When they are both standing on the couch they both sink into the couch and start to fall.

They both land in a pile of lost stuff as they are looking around the see a neighterworld ghoul taking another ghouls gold fish "who is that" Lydia as beeltejuice "I don't know lydis" beeltejuice tells them. They walk up to the ghoul "hello welcome to the land of lost things I am sir lost-a-lot" he tells them as he folds onto the bowl with the fish "what so hes the lost member of that society lady" Beetlejuice says when he learns about him.

"I think ill make you one of my lost things" sir lost-a-lot tells them Beetlejuice goes to juice him but he has no juice "what why is my juice not working" Beetlejuice yells as sir lost-a-lot laughs at him "this is the land of lost things so your juice wont work down here" sir lost-a-lot tells him. He starts going after Beetlejuice Lydia also tries to call out beetljeuice name three time "I cant even use what I have to get use out bJ what are we going to do"Lydia ask Beetlejuice as they both run away from sir lost-a-lot.

Beeteljuice able to beat sir lost-a-lot in a jousting when they see beetljeuice family crest as a flag on a castle in the land of lost. Beetljuice beats sir lost-a-lot and they get his family crest and he also regin his juice that they are able to go back to the normal neitherworld.

They get to the place that is holding the meeting for the society for the oldest and moldest family. The show the land her lost family member that was steeling people things and keeping them. They society land runs off with her family and beeltjuice parents get into the society that they wanted.

"well do you want to know what BJ did for looking for your family crest" Lydia ask his mother and father. They start asking a whole bunch of things but nothing was right "no he cleaned his house for you" Lydia tells them.

A year has goen by and it was the day that Beetlejuice and Lydia met. They were in the road house when Lydia handed him a gift "hey beetljeuice do you know what today is"Lydia ask him "well it's…today" Beetlejuice answard as he started to open his gift from her. "I should of know it" Lydia said as she started to look sad that Beetlejuice had forgotten their year anniversary.

He stops looking at what she got him and handed her a small gift box "oh course I didn't forget I got you this" Beetlejuice tell Lydia. She opens the box to see a wrist watch with bat wings on the sides "oh BJ this is so spooky I love it" Lydia tells him "but I don't know how to work this type of watch" she tells Beetlejuice.

Beetlejuice takes the wrist watch and start to show her how to works when the watch flys away from them. Both Lydia and Beetlejuice start runny after the watch to catch it. As they a both cashing the watch the come up to a dating line of neighterworld men. The neighterworld men start to hit on to Lydia when Beetlejuice jumps to help her out. "how do you like this type of ghoul" Beetlejuice says as hes a female verson of himself, he also turned himself into a stop sign also.

After they get through the group of the dating line they then make their way to the land of time where lydias watch had gone. "how rude" Lydia says as a clock flys right into her face. "it's a little to creepy for my taste" Beetlejuice says with all the clocks and watch's flying around. as they are runny to catch her watch they come across lots of clocks that turns them into differnet ages Lydia gets old and Beetlejuice gets turn into a young kid. "what is this BJ your so cute as young kid" Lydia tells him in a grandmother voice "well babs this is kind of creepy I want to grow up" Beetlejuice tells her.

After they turn back to normal they run back to where the watch landed. They come up to a great big father clock. " why are you trust passing in my land" the grandfather ask them "we didn't mean to trust pass we are just trying to get my watch back that flow away" Lydia tells the grandfather clock. "well all time is mine so I don't know what your talking about" the grandfather clock tells them.

"hey babes but I think we needed to get out of here" beeltjeuice tells Lydia. "hey old time look over here" beeteljuice tells the grandfather clock "what do you need" the grandfather clock says as he looks at Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice scares the grandfather so bad he stop the grandfather clocks ticker.

"well babes I think we can get your watch now"Beetlejuice tells Lydia as he picks up her watch for her. "thanks BJ I didn't think we were going to get this back I think I needed to go home now this was a lot" Lydia tells Beetlejuice she goes back to her house as betteljuice goes back to the road house.

Lydia walks into her house and goes to the kitchen to get something to eat she sees her father at the fridge and delia standing at a easel with some still life on the table. "so I don't know about you guys im starving" Lydia tells them both. She looks up and see that nether her father or delia has moved sence she came in they were in the same spot the only thing that was changing was there clothes and hair "what is going on"Lydia ask as she gets up from the table she goes over to the window of the kitchen and see's that the sky is changing to day to night over and over.

"oh no I think we brock the time line I need to call B….B…..B… who is B"Lydia says as she turned from the window.

In the neighterworld at the roadhouse

"I think I will go and pull some pranks" Beetlejuice says as he goes over to the moster across the road who was fixing his roof of his house. The monster starts to fall off of his ladder when Beetlejuice pushed the top of his stop watch and the monster stoped moving "well that's new" Beetlejuice says as he moves the monster to the ground and makes him pick his noise and after doing this he turned his watch back on to see what he would do.

Beeltejuice moves on into town to see who else he can pull a prank on now that he knows that his stop watch makes them stop moving. He moves on and come across Jacques who was sitting at a table with some bone glue and so Beetlejuice stop his time and removes the glue and makes it slick glue that will make him fall apiece. He turned on the time and He then moves on and in town he come up on ginger with her taping shoes on. He stops her and places her on some ice to watch her slip he then turned the time back on for her. "now this should be fun to watch" Beetlejuice laughs.

Back in peaceful pin

Lydia was walking around her kitchen "I know there is someone I need to call but who is it I cant remember time is going out of whack" Lydia says as she then looks over at her father again and sees a jar of juice "juice….juice….beetlejuice I remember Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice" Lydia calls out and she goes over to the road house

Lydia run in and see Beetlejuice laughing at all the pranks "BJ we have to go to the land of time and restart grandfather time or we both may forget eachother" Lydia tells him. "oh so that's why time has been a little off" beetejuice say to her as they leave the house.

They start to walk down the road when a sandwarm brock throw the ground "yikes what is that doing up here" Beetlejuice says as they start to run "oh I think we may be able to use the sandwarm to get to the land of time" Lydia tells him as she gets onto the back of the sandwarm.

Beetlejuice jump on behind Lydia who was already on the sandwarm "ok babe lets get to grandfather time and fix time before we are no more" Beetlejuice tells her

The sandwarm is able to get the grandfather time and both Lydia and Beetlejuice were able to get grandfather time back working and after Lydia returned home and everything was back to normal.

"well this has been a weird day but its great that everything is back to normal or in BJ world somewhat normal" Lydia says as she looks out of the window from her room.