Chapter 25

Disclaimer- I don't own Beetlejuice. "Thinking"/ "speaking"

A couple months after Lydia and Beetlejuice year annerusury. Lydia was going through one of her scrap book and came across some of the different pitures of people who was dark and scary that she likes. "Babes, babes" Beetlejuice calls out to her but she was to into her book to notice him.

When Lydia gets up to put her scrap book away when Beetlejuice stops her by removing the book "babes instened of mopping around here how about we mop at my place" Beetlejuice ask her "sure BJ" Lydia tells him. They then go over to the neightherworld to the road house before entering the road house they heard poops barking at the deadmail man. "oh looks like the mail is here lets see what we got today" Beetlejuice says as he started to look throw his mail.

As hes looking he come on one mail and after he opened it he got scared "whats wrong bj its just mail wants the problem" Lydia ask him as they both walk into the roadhouse afte Beetlejuice had read the letter. "the one thing I never want to read my brother Donnie said he would stop by" Beetlejuice tells Lydia.

"wait you have a brother bj I didn't know that" Lydia says as she sits on his dead couch. "ya that's because…YUCK… hes clean and his too nice you know how I feel about being clean" beeltejuice tells her as he walks over to her. Before he can sit the doorbell rings "who could that be" Lydia ask as she gets up to answer the door. "wait lyds it could be my brother I don't want to see him I know ill hide from him and when he sees im not here made he will leave" Beetlejuice tells her as he juices himself into a bad apple.

Lydia laughs as she opens the door there standing on the door mate is a dead ghoul who looks like Beetlejuice but in a blue suit with a big happy simile and looks clean "hello is Beetlejuice home" he ask "well he was but I think he just popped out"Lydia tells him "oh well if its ok with you if I come in and wait for him" he ask Lydia "ah im not sure can I ask who you are before I let you in"Lydia ask him "oh im sorry my name is Donnie im beetlejucie little brother Donnie tells her "oh hi beetljeuice just got your mail that said you would be stopping in" Lydia says as she invites Donnie into the roadhouse.

As they walk in Donnie sees a apple "oh I wouldn't think beetljeuice likes apples is it ok if I eat this I love healthy food" Donnie ask her as he picks up the apple and before Lydia could tell him no he toke a big bite "ow what the hell" Beetlejuice yells out as he puffs back into himself. "oh hi brother how are you doing" Donnie says as he goes over to beetljeuic and hugs him.

Beetlejuice gets out of the hug "well you know tried to get someone to marry me to get out of this hell hole but that didn't work out then got sent to the deadwaiting room were I got slapped by a half women had my head shrunken then sat there till my number was called by that fucking Juno, then I was put on house arrest and I only have half of my juice but for the most just been hanging out with my friend Lydia doing pranks and stuff" Beetlejuice tells Donnie

"well brother that whats happen when you try to get out but its you so I can see all that happen also I brought you a gift and got some for your neighbors also" Donnie tells him as he hand beeltejuice a suit that looks like what Donnie is wearing.

"the fuck Donnie you know I like how I look in the strip suit"beeltejuice tells Donnie as he puts the suit in the trash. "oh brother you would look better in that suit oh are you neighbors home I have their gifts also" Donnie says as he walk out of the house to go over to Beetlejuice neighbors.

Donnie knock on Jacques door and when Jacques answers "hi im Donnie beetljeuice brother I have a gift for you here" Donnie tells Jacques as he hand him a box. " I think im going to make Donnie gift better"Beetlejuice laugh as he juice that box. When Jacques opens the box its like a jack in the box but with beetljucie juice it changed it "oh it's a shock in the box this brings me back to my bun bun days I thank you Beetlejuice brother" Jacques tells Donnie as he goes back into his house.

"what I thought that would of at less scare him" Beetlejuice though. "what is he doing now" he thought as Donnie walks over to the monster across the street. " hello my name is Donnie im Beetlejuice little brother I have a gift for you" Donnie says as he holds his hand out for the monster to shake "oh hell get a big shock out of Donnie" beeltejucie laughs as he juice a band buzzer that is also hooked up to a generator and beetlejuce turns it on.

Beetlejuice waits to hear some yelling but instead he heard moaning coming from the monster front porch. When Beetlejuice looks there was Donnie standing behind the monster using the buzzer as a massage tool on the monsters back "oh I little lower Donnie boy" the monster across the streets tells Donnie.

"WHAT" Beetlejuice says when he sees what is happing "no one needs me I feel really low now" he says as he starts to make a hole in the ground. Lydia walks over to the hole that he had done and looked down into it "BJ what are you doing" Lydia calls into the hole.

Out poops a bottle with a note inside it tells her that hes feeling every down and that know one whats him there and that he was going to the other side of the neighterworld. As she looking at the note Donnie had walked over "oh that brother of mine what is he up to know"Donnie says.

"oh BJ what have you done now Donnie he have to stop him before he does something that he will not be able to get out of" Lydia tells Donnie.

The fastest way over to the other side of the neighterworld is to fly they found a bush pilot who flow them over there. They see a big mountain that has a sign that read 'misery spring' pointing to the top. They need to get to the top of the mountain so they started to climb it with a rope around them to keep them together Donnie wanted to take pictures of the mountain "hold on Lydia" Donnie tells her as he takes a picture. "Come on Donnie we needed to get to him before it gets to late" Lydia tells him as they then start to climb again.

When they get to the top they see Beetlejuice standing in front of a kangaroo that was telling him that he needed to cheer him up and all of Beetlejuice problems will go away. "hold on Beetlejuice you cant do this ill try to cheer him up" Donnie tells Beetlejuice as he goes up to the kangaroo and tells him a joke but the kangaroo doesn't care as he already heard it before so he makes Donnie misable.

"oh Beetlejuice I feel that being nice at some point no one will like me because of me being nice so I came to you as I know you would not care if I was nice or not and that makes me happy" Donnie tells Beetlejuice which makes him happy because Donnie is not his normal self.

" BJ you need to cheer up Donnie he came all this way for you" Lydia tells Beetlejuice "WHAT I but I like him this way its funny" Beetlejuice tells her as he laughs at Donnie. "beeteljuice he's your brother you have to help him" Lydia tells him "ok fine Donnie I…..I guess I don't hate you" Beetlejuice tells Donnie this cheers Donnie up and he does back to being his normal dead self. "oh brother I know you didn't hate me" Donnie tells him as he goes to hug him making Beetlejuice to run away making Lydia laugh out loud.