Chapter 26

Disclaimer- I don't own Beetlejuice. "Thinking"/ "speaking"

Weeks go by after Lydia meet Beetlejuice brother Donnie they had done lots of different things that almost got them both into jail. Some of it was from enemies of Beetlejuice that he's pulled pranks on one of them is the dead clown scuzzo who had a beef with Beetlejuice.

Lydia had Beetlejuice were handing out in his dead living room where there was a knock on the door "who is that "Lydia ask him as hes laughing at his own jokes "huh I don't know lyds" Beetlejuice says as he gets up and goes over to the door and opens it there standing on his dead door step is two neitherworld cops "Beetlejuice your under-arrest" they tell Beetlejuice

"What the fuck for I have not do anything in a week" he says to them as they get near him "you have been stealing jokes from some of the other neitherworld jokers that have jobs that they tell jokes at" they tell him.

"What the fuck I have not done that do you have proof of this" he ask them they start to grab him. One of the younger agent come over with a bunch of joke card "we found these jokes card how did these get here if you didn't take them" the young agent ask Beetlejuice

"What fuck iv never seen those before I come up with my own jokes and prank everyone knows that" Beetlejuice tells them "well the cards were here and we also got a call from someone who told us were to look for them" the two agents tell him as they then drag him out of his house and to the cop car.

"wait you have the fucking wrong ghost Lydia tell them I was with you" Beetlejuice says out the neitherworld cops window "that's right you guys don't you think its strange that you got a call about hi and these jokes" Lydia tell them "well we still have to do what the law tells us to do" they tell Lydia as they get into the car

"don't worry BJ ill get you out im going to go get someone and have them help you out" Lydia tells him as they start to drive away. "ok babes I trust you" Beetlejuice yells back to her as the neitherworld cop cars starts to get out of sight of the road house.

Lydia walks over to doomie "hey boy lets go get help for Beetlejuice we know he wouldn't steal these I think we may need Juno help on this" Lydia tells doomie as they start to drive away from the road house themselves.

They get to the building that has the dead-waiting room in it were junos office is at. Lydia walks in the building and goes up to the counter and know on the window. The window opens and the dead receptionists who is looking at her nails "take a number then you can see your case worker when its called" she tell Lydia.

"hello I need to talk with Juno" Lydia tells her. Miss argentina looks up and smiles at Lydia "oh Lydia what are you going here" she ask Lydia "its about Beetlejuice I need junos help if I can see her "Lydia ask miss. Argentia "oh you know how to get to her office right" miss. Argentia ask Lydia "yep I do" Lydia tells her as she start to walk up to the door to the back offices. "thanks miss. Argentia" Lydia says as she walk through the door.

Lydia walk up to the door that has the name plate JUNO on it and knocks "come in" juno calls out. Lydia opens the door and walks in and see juno behind her desk looking at some folders of people who have passed.

"hello Juno" Lydia calls out to her. Juno looks up "Lydia WHAT… why are you here what did he do" Juno ask Lydia as she puts down the folder she was looking at. "well juno he has been really good the last year that we have be together but someone has framed him saying that he has stolen a lot of other ghouls jokes but we both know that doesn't need to do that as he does his own pranks and jokes "Lydia tells juno

"ya geuse has his own types of jokes and pranks no if someone said he tried to go top side or something like that I could believe" juno says.

"ya but he's been good so can you help me to find out who did steal from them and framed Beetlejuice" Lydia asked juno "well it has to be someone who would think jokes are the way to put him in neither jail" juno ask as both of them try to think of who would do that to him.

"WAIT… it was for jokes and the only one I know who hates Beetlejuice and who does jokes is the clown scuzzo he has it out for him "Lydia tells juno "ok but we need to have proof before we let the court takes over" juno tells Lydia.

Juno gets up from her desk and stand next to Lydia she takes a puff off of her cigarette and blows the smoke out of the slit in her throat. The smoke wraps around Lydia and her. When the smoke clears they are outside of a high top tent. "juno why are we here" Lydia ask juno when she see the tent.

"we are going to get the proof for geause and get him out" juno tells Lydia as they walk up to the tent. Both of them come up on scuzzo who was laughing. "oh I wish I could see his face as he gets carted off to jail over some stolen jokes that he never stole" scuzzo says as he laugh as he tell some of the other neitherworld clowns.

Lydia and juno look at each other then leave the tent "so he really did frame Beetlejuice "I cant believe he would do that" Lydia tells juno.

"its ok Lydia we have the proof that geause for the first time didn't do this" juno tells Lydia. Juno shows Lydia that she had called the neither cops and that they heard scuzzo talking about what he did. Once the neither cops have pulled up and arrested scuzzo.

Juno did another puff off of her cigarette and when the smoke came out of the slit in her neck and wrapped around them again when the smoke cleared they were standing in front of the neitherworld jail.

"is this the jail that BJ is in "Lydia ask juno once the smoke had cleared up.

"yep this is the neitherworld jail were most low level ghouls go not sure why they toke geause here" juno tells her as they both started to walk into the jail. They went to the office of the warden.

They came up to the warden Junecleaver "oh juno what bring you to our jail" the warden asked juno. "well junecleaver you have someone who didn't do anything wrong he was really framed" juno tells them "oh if that's the case we will release him" they tell juno and Lydia.

"thank you warden junecleaver" Lydia tell them both. The warden turns and goes and gets Beetlejuice to release him. "oh have I been a good ghoul" Beetlejuice says when he see the warden come up to his cell

"well Beetlejuice it looks like you were right you didn't do that so we are releasing you, you can go" they tell his as they both walk out.

Beetlejuice see Lydia standing next to juno "oh june bug did you come to help little old me" Beetlejuice says as he come over to them. "geuse don't push it or ill put you right back in there" juno tell him.

"ok juno bug ill behave" Beetlejuice tells juno. "so lyds who framed me I need to make them fucking pay for what they tried" Beetlejuice ask Lydia.

"well…." Lydia starts to tell Beetlejuice when the same neither cops that had come for Beetlejuice pull up and they pull out someone from the back its scuzzo the clown.

"oh I see that the jokes framing backfired on you" Beetlejuice calls out to scuzzo was being lead from the cop car and into the jail. "one of these days beetlebutt ill get you back" scuzzo calls out to him as hes walk into the jail.

"well thanks june bug for getting me out I guess" Beetlejuice tells juno "well geause I only helped you because of Lydia" juno tells him as she take a puff off of her cigarette then with some smoke from her neck she returned to her office.

"so Lyds you went to her for help" Beetlejuice ask Lydia "ya I figured she would help you out and she did" Lydia tells him as they start to walk as they didn't think about how they were going to get home but as they were walking they hear some beeping coming up the road and there is doomie coming to drive them back to the roadhouse.