Chapter 27

Disclaimer- I don't own Beetlejuice. "Thinking"/ "speaking"

After a couple of years after Beetlejuice went to jail for the stolen jokes for the first time Beetlejuice was just minding himself not doing any jokes or prank he was just out walking in down town of the neitherworld. As he was out he notice that he kept running into neitherworld ghouls that he has done pranks or stopping them from doing something to either him or his best friend Lydia.

As Beetlejuice was floating he gets run over by a blimp called curd in your ear behind the blimp there was a sign that read I'm coming apart at the seams. The blimp was being driven by a ghoul mob boss called MR. big "come on beetle bum say it" Mr. Big yelled down to Beetlejuice who was standing looking at the blimp.

"it's a cool thing I can say this without moving my lips" Beetlejuice as he laughs as he started to float away again. Beetlejuice run into an old telephone booth that had little miss warden hiding in who was dressed as little dead peep.

"I was wondering if you could do me a favorite" she asked Beetlejuice

"what can I help you with" Beetlejuice responded to her. She handed over to him a scroll that she had a puzzle on with pictures and letters.

"oh let me take a fucking look I love puzzles" Beetlejuice says as he looks at the scroll. As he's looking it over there is an eye ball M comb bottle of ink monkey heart at the pants with seam dotes "oh I fucking got it" Beetlejuice says. He starts saying the words but with each one saying them as they read and juicing some of them onto himself.

"No No No wrong wrong and I don't like your poopy cowboy parts" she yells as she stumps her feet. "I think you would like to move if you were riding the range" Beetlejuice tells her as he juices a stave range under her that started to run off with her. "I wonder what she was up to" Beetlejuice thinks as he does back to floating away.

When Beetlejuice was half way down the block from where he just ran into little miss warden he then run into Bartholomew batt who was dresses in a suit with a taped on mustache. Bartholomew batt also tried to get him to say out loud the phrase that would make Beetlejuice fall apart.

"what you want to play fucking charades I fucking love them" Beetlejuice tells Bartholomew batt.

Bartholomew batt shows Beetlejuice air quotes with his fingers "oh it's a quote" Beetlejuice says with joy.

Bartholomew batt nods his head then Bartholomew batt hold up six fingers then he touches the top of his head then pulls his sleeves off of his suit.

"oh I know down the hall second door on your right" Beetlejuice tells Bartholomew batt

Bartholomew batt didn't like that Beetlejuice didn't say what he wanted him so he broke character "oh Beetlejuice your giving me a conniption" Bartholomew batt yells as Beetlejuice

"if you're having a conniption then fucking wear it" Beetlejuice tells Bartholomew batt as he juices Bartholomew batt into a straitjacket.

"this is fun I wonder who will be the next one" Beetlejuice thinks as he was left Bartholomew batt a block back.

Beetlejuice went around a corner a block from where he left Bartholomew batt Beetlejuice then run into scuzzo and Jesse germs who have sat up a game show that is called 'wheel of beetle' "oh beetle scum you're the next guess on 'wheel of beetle" scuzzo tells Beetlejuice

"all you have to do to win is solve the word puzzle and you will win a big prize" scuzzo tells Beetlejuice who is standing in front of a game block

"fuck I can name that tone in three notes, oh wait is a smothe poly try, no wait I'll take door market three" Beetlejuice tells them as he opens a door with the number three on it.

"you are trying to loss" scuzzo tells at Beetlejuice.

"hey im trying to fucking win" Beetlejuice tells scuzzo

Beetlejuice decided to leave as he was floating way he runs into lipscum "ok Beetlejuice you can't say this phrase 'I'm coming apart at the seams'" lipscum says to Beetlejuice

"no I'm fucking out of here" Beetlejuice tells them as he floats away from them all. "I wonder what they all I trying to do by having me say I'm coming apart at the seams" Beetlejuice says out loud without thinking "oh fuck" he says as he sees his body starting to come part.

Before Beetlejuice could pull his body back together he gets dogs pile by the ghouls who were trying to get him to say that phrase.

Once the cloud of ghouls got off of Beetlejuice they each had a different body part of Beetlejuice. Little miss warden had his head, Bartholomew batt had his arms, Jesse germs had his body, MR. big had Beetlejuice heart and scuzzo the clown had his noise.

As all the ghouls were talking about which part of Beetlejuice they had they all heard a different voice that was not in their group it was the one who told them all to go after Beetlejuice it was MR. monitor.

"oh what the fuck is going on why do they all have my body parts" Beetlejuice yelled out

"oh it's a new show I came up with the neitherworld least wanted with the start being the demise of neitherworld less favorite ghoul" Mr. monitor to them all.

"ah everyone what's to see Beetlejuice fall" Bartholomew batt laughed as they all were talking about getting away with the parts of Beetlejuice that they have.

"Oh I think I'll fucking will get a head start before they can stop me" Beetlejuice says as his head jumps out of little miss warden's hands and starts to jump away.

Beetlejuice was able to get his head over to were Lydia was which was Lydia's dark room where she was doing some of her pictures that she has token. Beetlejuice was able to juice his head into the picture that Lydia was working on.

"oh lyd's I'm in a pickle I'm out of a fucking body" Beetlejuice tells her from her picture

"oh bj what is going on here" Lydia says when she calls him. Beetlejuice tells her what happened and so she says his name to bring in over to her side but when she did she wound up on his side.

"lyd's sorry about the miss fire I'm not all fucking here" Beetlejuice tells her. As Lydia looks around from where she landed she see the six ghouls who all have a different part of Beetlejuice.

"oh is this the end of my friend" Lydia says as she stands up "no this is the end of him" Jesse germs says as he kicks Beetlejuice body that he bounces off on.

"LYDIA they are taking my parts off to six different places" Beetlejuice yells out to Lydia as little miss warden runs off with his head that she had reclaimed and all the other ghouls then run off with the parts that they have.

"oh I have to help him pull himself back together" Lydia says once the dust has cleared from them all runny away at the same time. "oh who do I go first and how do I find them" Lydia says as she notices that they all were gone. When she looks down around her knees there is a sparkle trail of dust leading off it leads to her to little miss wardens place.

She was having a show starting that she called 'how to take care of your dolls'. She shows the tv camera Beetlejuice head that she had "im going to show you how you take care of your dolls head" little miss warden says

"I like my fucking dirt" Beetlejuice yells out right before she put makeup on him then placed his head on one of her wound up ragged doll.

"what the fuck is this" Beetlejuice yells after she placed him down and shows him how he looks after she did his makeup and what body she placed his head on.

"oh its missing something oh I know a bow" little miss warden says as she goes over to a chest that she has a lot of different parts in. Lydia was able to get passed her as she was to chest.

"oh BJ I didn't know you could look so cute all dolled up" Lydia tells him once she gets up to him giggling at how he looks.

"oh shut the fuck up and get me out of here before she notices use missing" Beetlejuice says as she gets behind him Lydia was able to wound him up and they were able to run off.

They were able to get far from little miss warden but not far as they ran into a jack in the box

"oh Beetlejuice do something juice use out of here" Lydia cried when she saw little miss warden with some of her ghoul dolls that was getting close to them

"oh fuck I wish I could but with my juice is a little split right now" Beetlejuice tells Lydia as he looks around to see what he could use to get them out of the area.

"oh Beetlejuice I think im ahead of the game" little miss warden yells out at them as shes running with her ghoul dolls.

Beetlejuice throw Lydia up to the top of the jack in the box that they were back into and Lydia helps him up on top.

"oh I will fucking spring us out of here lyd's" Beetlejuice tells Lydia as he undoes the hook for the top of the jack in the box which sprung them up and out of the area of the little miss warden.

"fuck babes we have to get the rest of my body" Beetlejuice tell Lydia when they got to a safe area "well BJ we will just have to steal all of your body part back from them" Lydia tells him

"oh fuck babes you stole my heart and my legs and my arms and my body" Beetlejuice tells her as they walk away from where they landed after getting out of little miss warden place.