Chapter 28
Disclaimer- I don't own Beetlejuice. "Thinking"/ "speaking"
After they got his head back and now they were on to finding the rest of Beetlejuice body.
They were able to find the next body part of Beetlejuice that was stolen it was his legs that was being used as bunny ears for a t.v and the ghoul who had his legs was lipscum. After a toothpaste fight that they were able to get Beetlejuice legs back from lipscum.
"well BJ we now have your legs because I don't think that dolls body is going to last you" Lydia tells Beetlejuice as he takes his head off from the doll and with Lydia's help he is able to juice his legs to the bottom of his head so his head had legs sticking out from the bottom of it.
"well fuck lyd's I now can move on my own but I fucking would love to have the rest of my body back this sucks" Beetlejuice says after they leave lipscum house.
After they left lipscum they were able to find his next body which was his arms that Bartholomew batt had it didn't take much for them to get Beetlejuice arms back now Beetlejuice has his head, legs and arms.
"ok babes who is the next fucker who we need to find to get the rest of me back" Beetlejuice ask Lydia after they got his arms back from Bartholomew batt.
They were able to find the ghoul who had Beetlejuice body which was being used as a dead horse which was with jess germs.
Both Lydia and Beetlejuice deiced that they were going to just sneak up on him as they didn't want to fight with him over Beetlejuice body. So they dressed up as a horse as Jess germs was a dead cowboy.
"why the fuck am I the ass of the horse" Beetlejuice voice came from the back side of the fake horse costume that they were using to sneak up in.
"well if the shoe fits" Lydia voice comes from the front with a giggle.
As they were sneaking up on Jess germs they notice that he had Beetlejuice tied up and was getting ready to brand his body like you would do for a normal horse.
As jess germs got the iron brand near Beetlejuice body the fake horse out sprung Beetlejuice who was yelling "fuck talk about hot buns" Beetlejuice yells as he jumping around and lands in a water bin.
"look here I have two more fillies to brand" Jess germs says as he lassoes both Lydia who has the fake horse head still on and Beetlejuice from the water bin.
"follow me" Lydia yells out with the rope around her. She starts running and Beetlejuice and his body all run in a circle and as they are doing this the three robs are going around Jess germs tying his up.
Mr. big who is watching this as all of them are being followed by Mr. monitor ghoul cameras to air the show of Beetlejuice.
"you may be getting it all together beetle bum but it's going to take more juice then that" Mr. big says as his t.v monitor changes over to show scuzzo clown tent.
As Lydia and Beetlejuice who now had his head back on his body with his arm and legs in the right place the only body parts that Beetlejuice is missing is his noise and his heart.
They walk into scuzzo's tent and they see him playing with Beetlejuice noise.
They notice that scuzzo was at the top of the tent near the rope that gets walked on.
"hey scuzzo fucking stop picking on my noise" Beetlejuice yells up to scuzzo who had his noise.
"hope you like noise drops beetle beack" scuzzo says to Beetlejuice who's down below. Scuzzo then let's go of Beetlejuice noise and its starts to fall to the ground.
Beetlejuice starts to move to get his noise and Lydia starts to look around to see what she may be able to use to help him and she notices some hay laying on the ground she grabs a head full runs over to Beetlejuice and shoves the hand full of hay right in Beetlejuice face near were his noise would be at.
As Beetlejuice noise is falling Beetlejuice sneeze which sends his noise right back up to where scuzzo was and knock scuzzo over and Beetlejuice noise fall right back down and Beetlejuice was able to grab it and place it right back onto his face.
After Beetlejuice gets his noise so he looks like his normal dead self both him and Lydia leaves the tent and are walking out.
"ok BJ we got all your body parts back now we can go back to the road house right" Lydia ask Beetlejuice but when Lydia looks over at him she notice that he didn't look like he was very happy "what's wrong BJ why do you not look happy" Lydia ask him
"sorry babe's I'm not fucking felling like my hearts into it" Beetlejuice tells Lydia as he opens his chest and they notice that his heart is not in its spot.
"oh no bj that's not good look the sun is almost down we needed to find your heart" Lydia tells him as she points as the neitherworld sunset.
"ya we fucking do I don't want to leave you" Beetlejuice says to her
"ok so the last ghoul we need to get to is Mr. big and steal your heart back from him" Lydia tells Beetlejuice as they run from scuzzos tent to get to where Mr. big is at.
"I need to stop them so we win, I need to get that girl away from him" Mr. Big says as he's watching them from his t.v
Lydia and Beetlejuice then come up to a building with the letters S.N.O.T.R.A.G on the front of it
As Lydia goes over to the doors and try's to open the doors they don't want to move "oh open up" Lydia yells as she pulling on the door handles.
After a short time of Lydia doing this the other door opens up and an arm comes out and grabs Lydia and pulls her inside.
"BEETELJUICE" Lydia yells as she is dragged into the building
As beetle use goes to grab her but he missed her but a few inches the door then clothes on his head
"fuck I don't have any strength in my body but I fucking have to get to Lydia I can't let her get hurt because on me" Beetlejuice says as he then juices his body into slim to flow under the door creak
Once inside the building Beetlejuice starts to walk around looking for Lydia and Mr. Big
"fuck Mr. Big give me back my heart and Lydia" Beetlejuice yells once he gets to the room that Mr. Big is at with Lydia who was tied up again.
"no can do beetle scum the sun is about down and we will no longer have to deal with you any more" Mr. big tells Beetlejuice
At this point Beetlejuice is down hearted and he starts to make a puddle of himself Lydia who sees him doing this yells out to him "BJ don't loss heart you got this" Lydia tells Beetlejuice who is a puddle at this point
Lydia starts rocking the chair that Mr. Big had tied her to back and forth till she is able to tip it over and the chair breaks apart for her and she was able to know over the case that Mr. big had placed Beetlejuice heart in.
Beetlejuice heart then jumps over to the puddle on him and melts into the puddle of goo of him
"I'm fucking back its show time" Beetlejuice yells as his body rises from the goo puddle. Beetlejuice was able to get every body part back and so he then juices Mr. Big who had his heart and then Beetlejuice went after Mr. monitor who was the head of the group that went after him.
"well babe's we fucking did it I think they may not come after me again" Beetlejuice tells Lydia as they were later sitting in the road house.
"well maybe this will make it a little bit better at not always saying thing you know what happens when you say things" Lydia says to him with a giggle