Chapter 29
Disclaimer- I don't own Beetlejuice. "Thinking"/ "speaking"
A couple of months after Beetlejuice got his body parts all back from the other ghouls that he has pranked. Beetlejuice was back to his normal self. pranking the ghouls and trying to get money out of them.
One night Beetlejuice and Lydia was hanging out in the road house watching t.v when a dead news came on about a forest in the neitherworld that was being overrun but some bad ghouls who were taxing the ghouls who made their homes in the woods.
"oh BJ look at them the poor ghouls someone should help them out what do you think" Lydia tell Beetlejuice as they were still watching the news
"I don't fucking know lyd's someone should but it's not going to be fucking me" Beetlejuice says as he eating some of his bugs.
As they go back to watching the news they then tell how the forest has some very best bugs and once the dead news anchor gets done talking and it flips back over to what they were watching before the new came on.
"oh fuck bugs that I have not tired yet lyd's I think we need to go check this forest out now" Beetlejuice tells Lydia. Lydia just giggles as him as they walk out of the road house and over to doomie.
"hi doomie it's been a long time that I have not seen you are you up for a road trip to a forest for us" Lydia ask the car that they had. He smiles when he sees Lydia and beeps at her. They climb in and off they go to the forest.
Once they all get to the forest they come on some small hotels that the bugs are checking in.
"oh fuck these are different bugs they look so yummy I didn't know there were other fucking bugs in the neitherworld" Beetlejuice says as he grabbing at the bugs and placing them in his suit pockets. Lydia just laughs at him as she looks around at the forest.
"oh BJ what am I going to do with you" Lydia giggles at him when she sees him stuffing his pockets with the bugs.
As they are standing there out of the forest come the sheriff of the sherweird forest.
"drop the bugs they don't belong to you they are the princes of the forest they have his brand on them" the sheriff tells Beetlejuice
"who the fuck are you to tell me what I can or can't do" Beetlejuice says to the sheriff as he is still stuffing his pockets
"I am the sheriff of the sherweird forest my name is rotting ham" Rotting ham tells them
Beetlejuice then starts to make fun of rotting ham because of his smell. "oh I have my own smell and brand" Beetlejuice tells rotting ham as Beetlejuice juices himself into a brand.
After Beetlejuice did that both him and Lydia then ran away from rotting ham.
As they are in the forest they start to look around and they notice there is posters on the trees they all have pictures of Beetlejuice.
"oh fuck they didn't even got my best side" Beetlejuice tells her as they pull some of them off the trees
As they are looking at the posters a ghoul shows up who start to sing at them each time he talks to them
"oh now who the fuck is this now" Beetlejuice ask the singing ghoul who showed up
"oh my name is Alan Airedale who is a dead ghoul bard" Alan Airedale sings to them as he tells them his name
Beetlejuice and Lydia then start to play as if they were like robin hood saving the poor ghouls from the rich ghouls
As Lydia and Beetlejuice go throughout the forest and start to help the poor ghouls after a time "oh BJ I didn't know you could be nice to others without pulling pranks on them" Lydia tells him as she notices Beetlejuice handing the poor ghouls some gift box
"fuck babe's I can be nice sometimes" Beetlejuice tells her as he hands out the last box laughing
As Beetlejuice is doing this they notice Alan Airedale coming up to them his singing how Beetlejuice is not really helping them but doing a trick on them
Lydia then notice that Beetlejuice had done his normal thing by tricking the poor ghouls out of there little bit of money that they already have.
"fuck man who said I would really fucking help them I'm the ghost with the most not a fucking saint" Beetlejuice tells Alan Airedale
Beetlejuice didn't like that Alan Airedale called him out he then floats over to him and grabs his lute and smash it over Alan Airedale head "this is what I think of your fucking singing" Beetlejuice tells him after he had smashed Alan's lute over his head
"BEETLEJUICE watch out" Lydia yells out when she looks behind him pointing at who was coming at them from the forest
"fuck it's that Rotting ham ghoul" Beetlejuice says as he turned and notice who was coming at them they were riding on some dead hogs the sheriff then runs over Beetlejuice making him into a pancake of him self
Rotting ham grabs Lydia and him and his men ride off to the castle of the prince of the forest "BEETELJUICE" Lydia screams from the arms of rotting ham who was riding off with her
As Beetlejuice pulls himself off from the ground after getting run over he looks and notice in the distends is rotting ham with Lydia "FUCK were the hell is he taking Lydia" Beetlejuice says as he starts to run after them
Alan Airedale comes over and starts to sing after Beetlejuice made him a new lute and tells Beetlejuice that Rotting ham is taking the fair maiden Lydia to the prince of the forest
Beetlejuice then runs off and get to the castle were Lydia is being held
Beetlejuice breaks into the castle yelling for Lydia once he gets side he notice rotting ham but no Lydia was with him "were the fuck did you do with her" Beetlejuice yells at rotting ham
"oh do you mean your fair maiden she is with my prince" rotting ham tells Beetlejuice
The prince John donjuan pulls Lydia out from the shadows "oh do you mean this fair maiden is your" Prince John donjuan tells Beetlejuice as he pushes Lydia up to the railing on the balcony
"Beetlejuice" Lydia calls out to him but she didn't sound like her normal self she sounded like she was very sick
"BABE's what the fuck did he fucking do to you why do you sound sick" Beetlejuice calls up to her
"he has rose scent on the ropes I need to get away from the rope I'm allergic to roses help me BJ" Lydia calls down to him as she starts to sneeze and cough
"FUCK get the Fucking rope off of her you fucker" Beetlejuice yells up to the prince
Before Beetlejuice can juice himself to Lydia to get her out of the ropes Rotting Ham places himself right in front of Beetlejuice
"if you want to get to your fair lady you first need to fight me in a duel of the swords" rotting ham tells Beetlejuice
"oh fuck you I don't have time for this I have to get to Lydia before she gets any more fucking sick" Beetlejuice yells at rotting ham and he juices him into a metal box and juices himself right next to were Lydia was being held
"I told you to get that FUCKING rope off of her" Beetlejuice yells as the prince as he rips Lydia out of the prince's hands and into his arms
Beetlejuice uses his juice to make the ropes fall off of Lydia "fuck babe's are you going to get fucking ok now or do I need to get you to the hospital" Beetlejuice as her
"no BJ I think I'll be ok can we please just go back to the road house I think I'm done with the whole robin hood thing" Lydia tells him as she sneezes again
Beetlejuice looks at Lydia and seeing how she looks he picks her up and holds her in a princess hold "hold on to me I'm going to get use out of the fucking place" Beetlejuice tells Lydia
"ok BJ get me out of her" Lydia tells him as she lays her head down onto his chest
They then made their way back to the road house were Beetlejuice lays Lydia down in his bed and has her sleep off the rest of the rose scent to see how she will be in the morning
"B what am I doing in your bed" Lydia ask him when she wakes up after he placed her down
"well for right now I want to make sure you're ok I can't believe that fucking prince would do that to you" Beetlejuice tells her as he sits down on the end of his bed
"oh BJ I'll be ok it was not for long that I had the rope on I think if I get some sleep I will be ok" Lydia tells him as she falls asleep in his bed.
The next morning Lydia wakes up and notice that she was still in the roadhouse in Beetlejuice bed and that he was sleeping at the foot of the bed
"BJ wake up" Lydia called out to him as she shakes his shoulder
"what the fuck" Beetlejuice says when he pulls his head up from the foot of the bed. He looks around and see Lydia looking at him "oh babes I was worried for you" Beetlejuice tells her as he pulls her into a hug
"oh BJ I'll be ok thank you for watching over me all night" Lydia tells him as she giggles at him