Original Posted On Aug. 9, 2024
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Gamelover41592: That's why I am including Ozzie's.
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SniperBro1998: Andromeda is Chaos incarnate.
Scheffinator: It slaps.
DaftMerc39: No worries. Fuu is alone… and that's dangerous. You know what Vaggie said? Jayjay gonna peg Vortex. That should be fun to write Loona getting new friends… but are they friends of hers because her husband is the Stray Dog Overlord or really her friends? Glad you like the new story.
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Yami Luna Kitsune: Naruto being able to 'Feel' is a good idea because he has a baby. It isn't stated, but Alastor HATES dogs because he was killed by one, so, Andy being a hellhound pup doesn't make her something to be considered cute. Vaggie basically said 'Cock-loving son of a bitch'. Why wouldn't Angel Dust have a make up kit for when Valentino hits him?
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Animecollecter: Yeah, would have been AMAZING if Kesha had been able to sing Cotton Candy.
Thor94: I drew a picture of Angel brushing Andy's hair. Good guess.
MEATBICYCLE: I'd still like it if you still reviewed. Sorry you had to go through all that. If I could make a recommendation, so this can't happen as easily, you could make a FF account, that way I know it's you. But that is up to you. Yes, you are right, I need to get to Verosika VS Karasuba, that rematch will be fun. Glad you like Naruto's new arm. It has no real special functions, outside of being able to 'Feel' and utilize magic, outside of that, it acts like a normal arm. And you gave me an Idea for Fuu and Naruto, you'll see when I get to it.
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OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HELLUVA BOSS!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey" = To be Determined
Chapter 119: Night of Misfortune
Evening, Pride Ring, Hazbin Hotel…
After hours of chaos, Charlie was in her bedroom, holding Andromeda as Vaggie brushed her hair at the mirror.
In Charlie's hand, was a children's book titled Little Misfortune:
"Benjamin the Fox led Misfortune to a tree, whose branches began to glow within the Realm of Senersedee. This glow turned to crystals, full of all the Glitter Misfortune had used on her journey. "What is that?" Misfortune asks Benjamin. "Benji… I am scared." Charlie read, turning the page. "Being a fox, he couldn't reply, but he offered a comforting paw. Being comforted, Misfortune took his paw in hand, allowing Benjamin to lead her deeper into the woods, leading her to one last door. Benjamin entered it, gesturing for Misfortune to follow him."
Charlie turned the page, adjusting the sleepy babe in her arm.
"She entered the door, as they did, the trees crystals turned into glittering hope. This hope traversed to Pandora, where Misfortunes mother, Calista, was crying over Misfortune's body. Hope filled her body, giving Calista the will to take off her mask, at peace with the passing of her daughter."
Charlie turned to the final page, which showed Calista smiling, looking toward the sky.
"At last, Misfortune achieved her goal: Giving her mother Eternal Happiness. The End."
Closing the book, Charlie put it aside and wrapped her other arm around Andy, who was now sleeping comfortably in Charlie's arms.
Charlie's eyes were watering.
It was just a children's story, but it still struck a chord with Charlie.
"You okay, hon?" Vaggie asked, putting a comforting hand on Charlie's shoulder.
Charlie nodded her head, clearing her throat as she stood up.
"I'm okay…" She replied, walking over to the crib.
"I was listening to that story… kinda morbid for a kid's book." Vaggie replied as the tiny hellhound was put to bed, her tiny hands clinging to Charlie's pajamas.
"I find it tragic and sad." Charlie mumbled.
"Yeah, ever turn, Misfortune would face tragedy." Vaggie replied as she led Charlie to the bed. "But, at the end, her desire to give her mother eternal happiness was achieved, right?"
Charlie nodded.
Getting into bed, Vaggie turned off the light.
Holding each other, the lovers closed their eyes.
"Vaggie…"
"Hm…"
"I want a baby…"
"Okay."
"…"
"…"
Vaggie's eye snapped open.
"Wait, what?"
Charlie's response was soft snores, having fallen asleep.
Concerned, yet relieved, Vaggie closed her eye and calmed her mind, slowly drifting off to sleep.
Several minutes passed before something slipped under their bedroom door.
It slunk across the floor like a liquid, lifting up, taking the shape of a thin deer demon, only inky black and made of shadows.
Its eyes narrowed as it zeroed in on its target.
Andromeda.
It's clawed hand reached out, palm just about to touch her nose
*CHOMP*
The shadow's eyes widened.
The sleeping toddler's teeth sank into its shadowy form.
It tried to pull it out, but her hands grabbed it.
Next thing the Shadow knew, it was being slurped like noodles into the baby's stomach.
Her belly, now full, was spherical, a satisfied smile on her sleeping face.
*BURP*
A small shadow gas cloud escaped her mouth, the faint sound of a scream making Andy's ears to twitch as she continued to sleep peacefully.
Alastor's Room…
"Fuck… I forgot…" Alastor mumbled in irritation. "Lycans can eat magic, which the shadow was made out of."
He slammed his fist into the wall.
"Damn… I knew this was a dumb idea… my rage…" He looked at his aching hand, which shook with his anger. "It blinded me to stupidity."
Meanwhile, Lust Ring, Ozzie's…
As the couple put their liquor order in, Blitz and Stolas clinked their wine glasses.
"Skål." Stolas cheered.
"Yes… Skull." Blitz awkwardly repeated, not knowing what Stolas had said, sounding it out.
The two drank their wine.
"Blitzy…" Stolas said softly, putting his hands together, his heart racing. "After this… would you… would you like to come over?"
"Oh, you want…" Blitz seductively implicated.
"No… I mean… yes, I'd like that." Stolas stammered. "BUT… I'd like to just watch a movie tonight. You know… change things up… not make it only about sex…"
Blitz tilted his head, quirking an eyebrow.
"What do you mean?" Blitz asked as the lights dimmed, smoke began to emit from the stage.
"Ladies and gentleman," a familiar gruff voice stated over the speaker as several Succubi dropped from the ceiling on small platforms. "I see some sexy faces around here tonight~"
Blitz stiffened, turning to the stage.
"Welcome, welcome," Fizzarolli announced, serpentine down a pole onto the center stage. "To Ozzie's, Lust Rings number one place for all kinds of sick and twisted Fantasies put on display for all you sleezes and sleezetse."
"Fuck." Blitz face palmed, his romantic gesture beginning to turn into a nightmare.
"I am Fizzaroli, one of your host with the most," Fizzarolli introduced, juggling several balls before tossing them outward. "Before we get to the Big Daddy of Ozzie's, we have a treasured guest singer."
The crowd clapped at the announcement.
The lights got dimmer as one stage light stayed on.
It moved around the stage before moving off the stage, going around the tables, landing on Blitz and Stolas, then Millie and Moxxie, before landing back on stage…
Illuminating Verosika, who was sitting in a chair with a bottle of booze, taking long drinks of it as a soft jazz-orchestra sound began to play, giving a sad melancholic tone.
"~I sucked many dicks
Flicked many clits
So I ask you
Am I a slut~"
The music gained traction, more upbeat as Verosika shot off the chair, kicking it over.
"~I like to Parallel Park, yet I hate your snark,
I'll do the Bedroom rodeo, but on your say so~"
Verosika bucked her hips, accentuating her sexiness as she groped her breast.
"~I'd like the clean the cobwebs in my womb room, as it's become a tomb,
I want to open the doors to Mordor, excuse the odor~"
Verosika reached into her hair, grabbing her shrunken Nuada spear that acted like a hair clip.
She extended it, making it regular size, before stabbing it into the stage, making it extend.
She began to grind into the weapon, earning 'Ooh's' and 'Aah's' from the crowd as she continued to pole dance on it.
"~Piledrive me, own me,
Slap me, love me~"
Verosika spun on the spear, blowing kisses toward Millie and Moxxie, then waving at Blitz and Stolas, who waved back.
"~I got a friction addiction, does that make me a slut
To you maybe but I think not
It's a habit, I have to have it.
Fuck me here, reem me there. ~"
Verosika dismounted and retracted her weapon, spinning on stage, flashing her panties to the crowd, earning mega amounts of cheers.
"~I sucked many dicks
Flicked many clits
So I ask you
Am I a slut~"
Stolas was blushing, turning away.
Blitz was cheering, loving the new song Verosika was singing.
Millie and Moxxie clapped and laughed as their daughter-in-law worked the crowd.
"~I love Adult Naptime, with the Carnal Embrace
I'll give the dog a bone, especially my own~"
Fizzarolli bounced around near the back of the stage, allowing Verosika to chew the scenery as she danced to the music.
"~I'll wax your ass, wet your willy,
Come now don't be silly,
We'll do the monster mash, even end with a rash~"
Verosika's tail picked up the chair, the music slowing down back to the original pace as she sat in the chair.
"~I got a friction addiction, does that make me a slut
To you maybe but I think not
It's a habit, I have to have it.
Fuck me here, reem me there.
I sucked many dicks
Flicked many clits
So, I ask you
Am I a slut~"
Verosika leaned back, the music slowly coming to the end, her body being sexualized with the lights and her body position.
The crowd stood up, giving her a standing ovation.
Verosika returned to a normal sitting position, waving to the crowd, smiling.
"Thank you, thank you, you're all lovely people!" Verosika said through the mic. "That was my new song, 'Am I a Slut'. I hope you all loved it!"
The crowd's cheering was nearly deafening.
"Alright, keep it going for Verosika Mayday!" Fizzarolli announced, keeping the clapping going as Verosika exited the stage, walking back out and sitting with Millie and Moxxie.
"If anyone asks, you are my Thrinder dates." Verosika explained.
"Got it." Millie said as she poured Verosika some wine.
The three cheered and drank as everyone's attention returned to Fizzarolli as he began cracking jokes.
"Hey, have any of you heard about the batshittery that happened at Loo-Loo Land?" Fizzarolli started as Asmodeus, in his disguised form, watched from a balcony, smiling like a dork at his beloved.
Meanwhile, Gluttony Ring, Bee's Mansion…
"VORTEX!" Many hounds called out as they recognized said hound.
"WASSUP!" Vortex replied.
What followed was several hounds howling in unison, including Naruto, Jayjay, and Loona.
The atmosphere was insane.
Bright, colorful.
The smell of food and booze everywhere and tantalizing.
"Wow, I've never been to one of these parties." Jayjay said, excitement and nervousness in her body language and tone as she clung to Vortex.
"Well, let me give you a tour." Vortex said, metaphorically sweeping his beloved off of her feet, the two separating from Naruto and Loona.
"Let's go get some drinks." Naruto said as he saw a bar.
"Alright, babe." Loona said as she followed him.
"Oh, my god…"
Loona's ear perked as she recognized that voice, stopping in her tracks as Naruto made his way to the bar, making an order.
"… Is that who I think it is?"
Loona's happiness soured, her face returning to a disturbed-neutral.
Four hounds of various dog breeds were staring viciously at Loona, their leader being a poodle.
"Vikki…"
"Loona… Lunatic… Loona…" Vikki stated with a mocking smirk as she pointed at Loona.
"Yeah…" Loona said in defeat, her tail wrapping around her legs.
"I can't believe you're showing up to ANOTHER party, can you even remember the last one."
"I'm sure you're going to tell me." Loona replied through her teeth, irritation beginning to boil.
"Yes." Vikki said in a happy tone, pulling out her phone, and pulling up a picture of Loona vomiting. "This you, right~"
Loona growled.
"Why do you still have that?"
"It brings me joy…"
Vikki was cut off when someone bumped into her.
"WHO THE FU…UGH…"
Vikki went quite in awe and fear.
"What is going on here?" Naruto asked, holding two cups of alcohol, staring intensely into Vikki's eyes.
"S-S-S-STRAY DOG!" Vikki yelled in a panic.
As if the music stopped, everyone turned, seeing Vikki, whose tail was between her legs as she shook, staring at the Overlord.
Whispers of awe, admiration, confusion, and arousal echoed through out the room.
"Hey, Naruto." Loona said, as casually as one could be.
"I got you your drink." Naruto said as Loona walked over, accepting one of the cups, wrapping her arm around his waist, kissing his cheek.
"HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!"
Naruto deadpanned as he returned his attention to Vikki, who apparently grew a spine.
"What."
"You are dating Lunatic Loona!"
"Dating? Bitch," Naruto held up his left hand. "We're married."
Vikki gasped, collapsing, her friends catching her.
The crowd gasped.
The Stray Dog Overlord, Married?
Cameras and phones were pulled out, pictures being taken.
Naruto, annoyed, put his arm around Loona and the couple walked out of the spot light.
Luckily, a timely distraction happened as the lights dimmed suddenly, as the Sin of Gluttony began to speak.
"Who's ready to fucking party!"
Meanwhile, Pride Ring, Dry Fuck Studios…
Fuu dropped the last can of beer she had, it clanking to the ground.
It had been hours since everyone left Fuu alone in Dry Fuck Studios.
Netflix automatically set the next movie up.
Having smoked herself into oblivion, Fuu sadly drank herself to a higher or deeper level.
She felt like the world was spinning with her being the center of everything as the chemicals in her body were soaked in alcohol and her body numb from smoking.
Feeling the urge to use the bathroom, the Sinner stumbled her way to it.
'Oh, fuck…' Fuu felt sick.
Finishing her business, she went through the medicine cabinet.
So blitzed was she, that she grabbed a random bottle, popped it open and took several of the pills… and did it to a second bottle… and then a third…
And then a fourth.
Gluttony Ring, Bee's Mansion…
"~(Cotton candy, cotton ca— candy)
(Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy)~"
Bee wove herself through the guests at her party, enlarging food, drinks, and other with her magic.
"~Hey, I'm whatchu need, I'm whatchu want
I got it all, a carnivale
I'll bring you up, I'll take you down
I'm sticky sweet, stuck in your teeth like cotton candy~"
Bee found Jayjay and Vortex, wrapping her arms around her, nuzzling their cheeks lovingly before separating from them, using her wings to fly into the air.
"~Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-oh)
Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
I'm whatchu want, not whatchu need (Ah-ah, ah-oh)~"
Everyone stomped their feet in beat with the music.
"~Hey, I don't know why (Why)
I'm whatchu want, but it's the truth (Truth)
I'm not your lie (Lie)
Let them eat cake, let them eat pie (Pie)
Or better yet, let them eat cotton candy~"
Bee took notice of Naruto and Loona, flying down, grabbing them, and using her impressive strength, she lifted them up, both laughing and enjoying themselves as she flew around her home.
"~Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-oh)
Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
I'm whatchu want, not whatchu need~"
Bee released Naruto and Loona on the second floor, flying to the center of the room as magical firework display went off behind her.
"THANK YOU ALL, CONTINUE TO ENJOY YOURSELVES!" Bee encouraged, landing beside Naruto and Loona. "Now, let's find Vortex and Jayjay.
Meanwhile, Pride Ring, Ozzie's…
"… welcome to the stage, Moxxie!" Fizzarolli unenthusiastically introduced the imp.
Verosika and Millie, both plastered from wine, were shocked as a lightly buzzed Moxxie got up, grabbing a guitar, kissing Millie, and getting on stage.
He lowered the mic, tuned his guitar.
Asmodeus, up in his balcony, got an idea in his head.
'That's Naruto's dad, isn't it?' the Lust King thought, remembering the wedding a few months back. 'It's fucked, but I'm gonna mess with him.'
He pinched a small speaking device, one that linked to Fizzarolli.
"Babe, I have an idea…"
On stage, Moxxie cleared his throat.
"~I love you
More than the brimstone loves the fire
More than Beelze loves her bub
More than a maggot loves gangrenous stubs
You make my spirit sing
Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell
Our love is a story sweet to tell
Yeah, you cast a special satanic spell over my heart
Love is a journey we decided to start
Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you~"
Suddenly, smoke encroached the stage, becoming bigger as fizzarolli giggled, getting behind Moxxie.
"~I love you, I love you, I love you
I love, I love, hahaha!~"
Asmodeus made his stage appearance, the smoke vanishing in the Embodiment of Lust's splendor.
Stolas became nervous, much like Blitz, both doing their best to not bring attention to themselves.
"~Who's singing love songs at my lustful lounge?~"
Fizzarolli joined in.
"~Ozzie's ain't thе place for sentimental sounds~"
Asmodeus laughed.
"~What'd you expect from a proprietor like us?~"
"~Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lust!~"
In perfect synchronization, Asmodeus and Fizzarolli began a duet.
"~Give me a thrust (bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa)
Yeah, show me some lust (bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa)
From the groin to the bust
In desire we trust
In the house of Asmodeus (bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa)~"
"Trumpet, hah!" Fizzarolli laughed as he was making trumpet sounds and hand gestures imitating trumpet playing.
"~Little imp, you came here to sing your serenade
Perform your feelings on a velvety stage
Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts~"
"~Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!~"
"~You wanna hang around this lustful town?
Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around!
Here we sing about wants and desires~"
"~Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire!~"
"~So give me a thrust
Show me some lust
From the groin to the bust
Little imp, you just must
In the house of Asmodeus~"
Asmodeus and Fizzarollu got into Moxxie's ears.
"~Come on, sing us a song!
Make sure the subject is getting it on
Make it graphic and tactfully long!~"
"~Be sure to rhyme thong and shlong!~"
"~Go ahead, the mic's on!~"
Moxxie nervously swallowed a lump in his throat as ALL attention was on him.
"~I want to…~"
"~Yeah, what do you want?
Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage?~"
Moxxie closed his eyes.
"~Make gentle love to you~"
Asmodeus and Fizzarolli made disgusted and disappointed faces and sounds, much to Millie and Verosika's irritation.
They wanted to hear Moxxie's song.
Blitz, meanwhile, was starting to get heated.
'Leave him alone…' Blitz thought, doing his best to not act out.
"Blitzy…" Stolas whispered, seeing the anger on Blitz's face.
"~Ugh, what a limp-dick imp
You're really killing the vibe
Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatisfied bride!~"
'That's it!' Blitz thought, standing up, taking a DEEP breath. "WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET HIM FINISH!"
"Blitzy…" Stolas said in surprise.
"We don't know him, Stolas, I am just defending a stranger." Blitz whispered for his companion to hear as Asmodeus and Fizzarolli's attention on Blitz.
"~`Is that Blitzo? So you're showing your face?
Hey everybody, this guy's a total disgrace!
Some nerve you got to comment on a relationship
Last I checked, your love life is a pile of shit!~"
Under the influence of wine, Verosika ooh'd with the crowd.
"~Oh, Blitzo?
I used to date him (date him, date him)~"
Blitz sat down, arms crossed, leg propped as everyone's attention was on him.
Stolas was visibly panicking, sweat beginning to form on his brow.
Verosika got up, stumbling her way to Blitz, getting in his face.
"~I'd stroke and I'd fellate him (fellate him, fellate him)
Yeah, but when it was my turn (my turn, my turn)
He did no reciprocatin' (what a dick-bag)
A selfish imp in the sheets
And just as bad in the streets
A reckless, heartbreaking freak!~"
Blitz's eyelid twitched.
It was true. Verosika was not wrong.
It hurt, but Blitz kept a façade of calm.
As the crowd ooh'd at Verosika's statement, the popstar wobbling to an empty chair, Asmodeus looked at the person sitting with Blitz.
"~Who's that at your table?
Is your date a demon prince?
Stolas, is that you?~"
A familiar person, Wally Wackford, gasped.
"~Are you sleeping with an imp?!~"
Asmodeus and Fizzarolli approached the table in blue flames.
"~Wooo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall
You used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all!
I hope you didn't give it up so you and him could get it up~"
Stolas steeled himself.
'Look him in the eyes…' Stolas thought, focusing on Blitz, who weakly looked at him.
"~You sold your life for a thrust~"
Blitz closed his eyes, shouldering everything as Stolas looked at his hands.
It was crushing for them both.
"~Now, that's the spirit of lust
Grab your groin or a bust
You better get your head mussed
Pretend you don't see that crust
Hump till your junk turns to dust~"
Asmodeus and Fizzarolli began to holler, the crowd laughing with them as Stolas and Blitz's eyes began to tear up.
The Sin and Clown walked back to the stage, in perfect unison.
"~In the house of Asmode-~"
Having enough, Millie kicked Fizzarolli into the wall, shocking Asmodeus.
"I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox." She said, helping Moxxie back into a standing position, handing him his guitar.
"Yes, I was." He replied, kissing his wife as he and Millie walked away from Asmodeus picking up the unconscious Fizzarolli.
"~I love us
I love us just the way we are
Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't
I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes~"
"Stolas…"
"Yes?"
"L-let's go." Blitz choked out, getting out of his chair.
"Okay…"
The Prince and the Imp silently left as Moxxie continued to sing.
"~I'll never take you for granted
I'll always give you my best
And if you can offer the same thing
Fate will handle the rest~"
Blitz and Stolas got into his van, driving away.
It was an awkward silence, but, there was comfort as Stolas put his hand on Blitz's.
Not sexually.
Just comfort.
"~'Cause I love you
'Cause I love you~"
Chapter 119, DONE!
Little Misfortune is a video game, really charming, but man did it FUCK me up, I was crying like a baby it got me in the sad feels. So, I thought, why not make it a children's book.
Verosika's Song was something Me and Boo came up with and thought this would be a nice place to put it.
I had a lot of fun with this chapter. An OC song, Cotton Candy, and House of Asmodeus. Yes, Verosika still contributed to the anger/hate of Blitz, even though I had written them to have moved on, but she was drunk and in the moment. I don't like it, but the song is a banger and couldn't bring myself to change it.
Blitz and Stola's reactions are different. Remember, in this story, Stella and Stolas have been divorced for a while. So, Stolas's reaction WOULD be different.
Aside from that, Blitz's maturity is shown from how he reacted, his defense of Moxxie being very different.
New art, LOTS of it. Sketches of the remaining Tailed Beasts if you wanna see what they look like.
If you enjoyed the chapter, leave a review, even if you hated it because it helps me become a better author.